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Chapter 210 Everyone's Overthinking

shake it!T'Chaka, who thinks he has seen through everything, is furious. Zhenjin is the foundation of my country in Wakanda, and it is the dragon vein of my Wakanda. You are deceiving people too much!

"If the Security Council insists on sending inspectors in, then Wakanda will defend its sovereignty at all costs!"

"Inverted, reversed, a small African country dared to rebel in the United Nations!" The representative of S.H.I.E.L.D. who was in charge of speaking at the United Nations was a hydra, and he kept fanning the fire with the boss's instruction.

"Hmph, the United Nations, it doesn't matter if you don't wait!"

Therefore, sometimes it is so wonderful that the brain is too strong. Nick Fury suspects that there is some conspiracy in Wakanda because of those high-tech weapons. , everyone doesn’t know that Wakanda is so dick because of vibration gold, and Wakanda thinks that the other party is looking for trouble because they want to get vibration gold. If this is the case, what else can we talk about?

Less than three days after T'Chaka returned home, the S.H.I.E.L.D. team escorted a team composed of many so-called weapons experts swaggeringly along the road that had been driven before, trying to forcefully enter the Wakanda border.

When they passed through the dense forest, they saw a group of black tribal warriors riding rhinos on the grassland outside the forest.

"Eh? Are you sure there are biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction in this place?" Looking at the battle robes worn by the opponent, the scimitar and spear in his hand, and the tanks and armored vehicles of his own people, many Aegis soldiers suddenly raised their heads. Feeling ashamed, what's wrong with my boss? Opposite is a group of harmless black rice millets. Their rhinos can knock over our tanks, can't they?

"Get rid of those rabble!" The bald man in a gray suit commanded his subordinates triumphantly. Because Agent Coulson left a psychological shadow on everything here, Pierce proposed to replace the commander this time with a suit. Agent Tver, and Nick Fury also knew that this guy was doing a good job, so he agreed.

"Yes, sir!" An officer in a black combat uniform walked over with a weapon in hand.

"Let's go, you guys, get out of the way!" the officer spoke in a stuttering dialect while gesticulating.

As a result, after hearing his words, the leader of the black warrior just let out a burst of laughter with his companions, and had no intention of letting the rhino move away at all.

"Can you do it?" The bald brother was anxious.

"I'll try again!" The officer was sweating profusely. There are too many languages ​​​​in Africa, and he doesn't know what the local language of Wakanda is. Although their king can speak English, these seemingly brainless tribal warriors Certainly not!

After changing more than a dozen dialects in a row, the officer who found that none of them worked gave up.

"Mary Falk, these mentally handicapped people can't communicate at all, sir, they are illiterate, they can't even speak, I suspect their tongues were cut off by the witch doctor!" The officer spat angrily, and said to Set Will reports.

"Try again, there are reporters here, we have to at least look good!" Although the bald-headed brother wanted to keep his iron cavalry moving forward, there were still a few war reporters in the UN team who were preparing to broadcast live. Hao ordered his men to fire tear gas to disperse them.

"Yes, sir!" The officer took the order and left, this time he changed to English, cursing as he walked.

"If you (beep) don't get out of the way, we will blow you into (beep) and make your (beep) into (beep)! You bastards, do you understand?"

"You can't go there!" The tribal warrior leader riding a rhino finally spoke, and he spoke very fluent English with a very standard London accent.

"We... wait, you can speak English?" The officer blushed. These people did it on purpose!

"Everyone here is proficient in three international languages ​​and more than a dozen native languages, so you should describe your friends as illiterate!"

"I..." The officer's tens of thousands of words finally converged into one sentence, "Sir, these guys are tricking us, please open fire!"

"let me!"

The bald man straightened his suit, then took out hairspray and sprayed it on his head. After confirming that he looked very handsome, he jumped off the truck and walked up to the tribal warrior with his head held high. Just as he was habitually preparing to look at Xiaozhi When he reasoned with emotion and reason, he found that only the rhinoceros was looking at him.

"I... I can bear it!" Looking at the rhinoceros horn less than [-] centimeters away from his head, the bald man took three steps back calmly, then looked up at the condescending leader of the tribal warrior.

"Hello, sir, I am Agent Sitwell, Level [-] agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. We are ordered to escort the weapons inspection team into the border of Wakanda, please get out of the way! Otherwise, we will use tough measures!"

"I am Wikabi, the commander of the Wakanda Defense Force!" The warrior captain in the blue robe looked directly at the bald man, and said in a very serious tone: "You have invaded the land of Wakanda, and I order you to leave immediately Go back, otherwise we will use strong means to send you off!"

Strong means, heh, the bald man looked at the knives and spears in the hands of those people, and these cold weapons looked shiny and domineering. Could it be that they can still emit laser light?These ignorant Africans, I am afraid that as long as the tanks come over, they will be scared and run away!

"In this case, I can only say sorry!" The bald man sighed, those rhinos look pretty good, after the inspection, I can find a way to send some good rhino horns to Mr. Fisher!

"No, Agent Sitwell, I should say I'm sorry!" Vikabi looked at the bald man who was walking away, and suddenly raised his arms, "White than me!"

"White than me!"

"White than me!"

The remaining tribal warriors chanted slogans while driving the rhinos to disperse, turning into a seemingly scattered array of arrows.

"Get ready to fire tear gas!" A row of Aegis soldiers stepped forward holding grenade launchers and stun guns, and began to load ammunition.

"charge!"

With Wikabi's roar, nearly a hundred rhino cavalry urged the rhinos under their crotches to start moving forward in small steps.

"Aim at the front of the crowd!"

The rhinoceros cavalry group began to speed up, pulling out a huge smoke screen behind them, and the earth began to make rumbling noises, and Wickabi took the lead holding the vibrating gold spear high.

"First team, launch!"

"Second team, launch!"

"The third team, prepare to arrest people!"

At this time, the Rhino Cavalry could already see the faces of those Aegis soldiers clearly, Wakebi shouted.

"I saw security! (Wakanda forever)"

(End of this chapter)