NBA restricted area bulldozer

Chapter 686 Founder of Liba's Law

All the Lakers were seated, the press conference officially started, and the little fat translator was sitting at the very edge.

The warm-up question before the opening was very monotonous. It was nothing more than interviewing Harris, the head coach, about his tactical arrangements and his outlook for the new season. After Harris finished playing, the real climax was when he interviewed the players, which was the most worthwhile in recent days. reported news.

Of course, after some interviews, the topic inevitably shifted to Sprewell's injury.

A group of reporters were really looking forward to the reply from the league's top team of villains, but... the Lakers had already discussed it internally, and Li Shengli spoke as the representative of the villains.

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"Lee, there is already news from the Knicks. Do you want to know how seriously injured Sprewell was?" The first reporter who asked the question continued: "His season is reimbursed, maybe It will also affect the future career, the two major injuries are the torn ankle ligament and the fracture of the thoracic twelve vertebrae, and as the core player of the Lakers, will you be responsible for this bad result?"

Take your sister's responsibility?

Come up and dig a hole for me!

Li Shengli glanced at the reporter who asked the question, and his face immediately fell down. After all, this question is full of maliciousness. Baba stuffed in the crotch.

"Li, will you be responsible?"

"No one is responsible for this."

"Not even a word of apology?"

"Apology, what apology, Sprewell and we apologize? We don't want to accept it too much."

"Li, I'm talking about you guys apologizing to him."

"We apologize, he... can take it?"

"Well, this is a joke. In fact, there are many, too many people who we want to apologize to him. Just because your media is here today, I want to say a few words to Sprewell."

"Sprewell, today's accident is too regrettable, it didn't go well... Well, I didn't take care of you too much, but don't worry, we are all waiting for you to come back, you have to work hard to recover, work hard, work hard , let's continue to play... the game!"

Touching!

It's so touching!

Li Shengli's concluding speech moved Barkley and Rodman. After all, riding a horse represents the darkest competitive sportsmanship in the league...Come on, take good care of it, everyone is waiting Hit you? !

The reporter who asked the question was going crazy.

Originally, I thought of [-] ways to ask questions. As long as I catch a loophole in Li Shengli, I can go back and write a whole page of black material, but now I go back and write a hammer. Is it to praise Li Shengli's friendship, or to praise Li Shengli's lofty competitive spirit?

At this moment, Li Shengli made the final decision.

Everyone expressed their ardent expectations for Sprewell's rematch, and what followed was some bullshit. The reporters really couldn't get too much information, even Rodman, who personally ruthless Slippery as hell, he kept nodding his head to express that he must play happily with Sprewell next time.

Playing happily?

Are you sure that Sprewell can be happy?

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The atmosphere of the interview has already turned up.

Li Shengli basically has nothing to do. He sat on the sidelines and listened to Xiaopang's translation, glanced at the cameras from all angles, and probably knew that this interview might be sent back to China, and Xiaopang dutifully told everyone. The words were translated into English and Chinese.

To be fair, simultaneous translation is very difficult.

If you speak faster, the translator may not be able to keep up with the train of thought, resulting in semantic errors. But Li Shengli believes that Xiaopang is a professional translator. Setbacks are also acceptable.

Waited a long time.

The press conference finally came to an end, and Li Shengli also noticed the last few questions from the reporter, even the most important news this time.

It probably means that the official may update some game restriction rules in the near future. The reason is that Barkley's signature style of play is too ink-stained.

That's how Barkley played.

There have been voices saying that Barkley is too boring and too time-consuming.

In addition, this last quarter and Li Shengli's double buttocks made the voice reach its peak, so the specific news is that the official will add an... time limit for offensive players to back to the basket.

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Is this to limit back-ups inside?

Li Shengli frowned, not knowing whether the news was true, and not sure about the scope of the new rules.

First assume it's true...

Considering the offensive three seconds in the current rules, the range limited by increasing the back-to-basket time will certainly not overlap with the offensive three seconds, otherwise it is meaningless.

Assume again, if the new rules include the low positions where you often stand in the restricted area?

That's really a small problem. After all, it's not just Barkley, he also has a lot of post-ups. As the starting point of the Lakers' tactics, he often singles out the opponent's center, and this is news... With this unusual release Yes, it immediately exploded in the entire league, even more shocking than Sprewell being maimed.

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How strong are the Lakers?

The recent two consecutive championships are not fake!

Strong is strong because Li Shengli, a low-post behemoth, is an endless and unsolvable alliance Xeon back-up, and now the Lakers have added Barkley. The lineup is extremely stable and fault-tolerant. If you leave, no one can pull you down.

But if this new rule is implemented?

It's just that the official has specially updated a patch for this season's Lakers, and what can be expected is... all inside players in the league will be shocked when they hear the news tomorrow. After all, the new regulations have little effect on players below the top level, but The expected impact on the Lakers is much greater.

As long as he entangles Li Shengli within the specified time, he will not be hit with the effect of breaking the defense.

Conversely, the Lakers' internal-to-outside tactics may also fail, not to mention that a core team with a super center can do this better, even if they can't beat Li Shengli and delay him for a certain period of time.

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just now……

Now we have to look at the authenticity of the news and the specific content of the new regulations.

How big is the scope, how much is the time limit, under the subtle rules, it may affect the structure of the Lakers in the era of Li Shengli. The pattern of confrontation also needs to be changed.

But what makes people suspicious is that this update patch is aimed at the Lakers.

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Hearing the news from the reporter, Li Shengli didn't pay much attention to it, but the little fat man's translation made him feel embarrassed, because although each rule has an official name, there is still a practice of naming players outside of the official. And Fatty leads the world, and the first to translate is... Liba's Law.

Liba's law?

It doesn't sound like much, but if you taste it carefully, it's not the same thing when you say it's homophonic.

How do you let the domestic fans watch the game... The Lakers are playing, the referee blows the whistle, and when they ask what's the matter, the commentator says it's a foul. Your father's rules apply here. Damn, your father just fouled!

"Fuck, you translator..." Li Shengli pulled the chubby, resisted the idea of ​​cursing, and asked in a low voice: "Damn, can't you find a better translation?"

"Old Li, you believe my professional standard is really, really high."

"I believe you ghost, you fucking translator, put it in the 40s, damn it, you should be shot!"

"Don't, I will be an employee of the Lakers from now on, we..."

"Damn it, no way, you're not just a temporary worker?"

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Li Shengli's face was darkened by Xiaopang, just as the press conference was coming to an end.

The reporter who was the first to ask a question at the beginning of the opening did not give up, and pointed the microphone at Li Shengli, making a last-ditch effort, trying to find some news breaking points, and this time Xiaopang was questioned by Li Shengli, and the whole person was energetic and ready to translate Finishing touches.

"Li, what else do you personally want to say about today's game and Sprewell?"

"We have already answered this question, but I still want to say something personally..." Li Shengli's face turned cold, and he said to the provocative reporter: "You can talk about other things, and I will answer you. That's it, let's go!"

After speaking, Li Shengli got up and left the table, and so did all his teammates.

The translator Xiaopang saw that his idol Lao Li had left, and immediately wanted to follow him, but the problem was that he was too dedicated and wanted Lao Li to recognize his professional ability, so the translation of the last sentence still needed to be done.

What did Lao Li say in the last sentence?

There are other things you can talk about, if there is no such thing as today?

The high-speed translation is talking about a fast translation. You see, I will finish it soon. What precision is there... Xiaopang thought about it, his brain was running at high speed, and it automatically switched to the Chinese channel.

"Purpose!"

"Play early!"

"Return without incident!"

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Li Shengli just walked up to the steps, his legs were weak, and he fell down with a thud, and the scene was in chaos. The Americans couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence, but Li Shengli was sweating.

What the fuck? !

Fatty, can you adjust your tone?

Why play early if there is something to do, and retreat to the court if there is nothing to do?

You can pull it down, my big... Bah!

What kind of fairy translation is this horse riding? Isn't this horse riding the chief eunuch?

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"Li, Li, what's the matter with you?"

"My God, don't scare us!"

"What's going on, where is the team doctor, is there a team doctor?"

"Damn it, hurry up, people, where are they all dead, coach, coach, hurry up and call for someone!"

"No, he rolled his eyes, we have to give him first aid, boss, I'm sorry, I have to give you artificial..."

The whole scene was in chaos, and they all rushed towards Li Shengli.

Da Ben pouted, and Li Shengli pressed Rodman's face on the side. Although Li Shengli was conscious, no one in the Lakers was in a hurry. Even the reporter was a little confused and flustered, except for the last question just now. The reporter was overjoyed, and quietly wrote a note in the memo...

Hearing the new rules of the alliance, the alliance tyrant turned pale.

The dynasty he ruled was on the verge of collapse.

Now, it's time to call on the insiders of the entire league to join in the grand event!

Rush into Los Angeles and launch the greatest anti-lake uprising at the end of the 20th century, go!

(End of this chapter)