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Chapter 339 You Still Said You Don't Know Martial Arts?
Chapter 339 You Still Said You Don't Know Martial Arts?
There has never been a game in the NBA where fans can decide whether to win or lose. However, Spike's influence on the Jazz has been huge, as big as 4 minutes in the first quarter... The Jazz only scored 6 points.
Although it is unreasonable to blame Spike for the disadvantage, like throwing the blame, Spike also plays a role in this, even more than some role players, because this guy can curse throughout the game It's over, and fans need to be rotated like players, as long as he has a good voice and scolds forever.
Pause back, and the game continues.
The Jazz's offense was handed over to Li Shengli. Unlike the G1 game, God seemed to have paid back all the touch that God owed him in the first game. He made a direct hit against Ewing's turnaround jumper and made Ewing once. foul.
penalty? !
To be honest, when the visiting team makes a free throw, no one needs to take the lead. Almost all the fans know what to do, and when Li Shengli walked to the free throw line, the entire Madison Arena was blown up, and Spike even barked his teeth and waved his fist. : "Hey, idiot, maybe you can use old Barry's ugly free throw, or you will definitely miss it!"
Old Barry's ugly free throw?
Compared with old Barry, your shit is better?
Li Shengli listened to the fire cap, but his mentality fluctuated, which caused the height of the free throw to be a little off. It hit directly in front of the basket, and the ball was bounced back. Li Shengli saw that touching the basket and grabbing the rebound by himself was not a violation. , took off directly with a stride, and the bounced ball was pushed back again.
Ouch!
A loud bang!
Ewing and Oakley originally planned to rush for rebounds, but seeing Li Shengli's consistent movements, they both gave up confronting him... Are you kidding me?Li Shengli caught the ball and flew up, I am damn, even a god can't handle it!
1 point for free throws, 2 points for flying!
Li Shengli hit a 4-pointer, and after landing, he ignored Ewing and Oakley and yelled at the best Spike beside him: "Tell me, do I need a free throw if I step on the horse?"
"Trash, you're just lucky!"
"Yes, then let's see your luck!"
……
Knicks serves from the bottom corner.
To be reasonable, the Jazz, as the defender, should return to defense at this time, but the Jazz's performance was too abnormal. After the Knicks sent the ball, Crotty locked Starks tightly, and Li Shengli hung not far away. People also keep an eye on their opponents.
Full court press?
This pressure is too tight!
The fans at the scene didn't know what happened. Even the Knicks players and even the head coach Pat Riley were confused, because it wasn't the critical lore time...there were too many loopholes in the tight defense , is completely unreasonable.
What does Jazz want?
What kind of trick is this playing?
Pat Riley scratched his head and couldn't figure it out.
On the court at this time... Starks was locked up by Crotty, and Benoit was wandering nearby, so it was basically impossible to pass the ball forward, and he could only choose to return the ball. Pass to Oakley, who is in the back position and is about to hit the frontcourt after serving the ball.
Do you want to pass it on?
The wandering Benoit tried to steal the ball one step ahead of time. He touched the ball, but he didn’t know whether it was on purpose or not. Li Shengli took off at the same time...
perfect!
so perfect!
Perfect first chance?
Ma Long clenched his fists, Crotty's eyes were bloodshot, and Benoit couldn't be more excited, because the opportunity they created was so ideal that it couldn't be more ideal, and the following... is Li Shengli's kung fu performance to the audience in the front row!
……
"God, he's flying!"
"Oops, Oakley can't compete with him, come back and defend!"
"But... is he trying to catch the ball?"
"Bullshit, he... he... is on a horse, why is he still swinging his arms?"
"Why do I feel wrong?"
"Damn it, I got it... run away from Spike!"
"My day, it's too late!"
……
run?
Where are you riding your horses?
It's you stinky mouths who hit you!
Li Shengli is still relatively calm. Originally, he could react faster than Oakley, but to be more realistic...he deliberately slowed down a step, confronted Oakley in the air, and created a reasonable explanation in the panic.
In the normal extreme catch of the ball in the air, as long as you are not left-handed, you usually stretch out your right hand to grab it first and use your left hand to protect it, while Li Shengli smashes it with his right hand and adjusts the attack direction with his left hand. It looks like a buttery hand. The ball...flies up!
boom!
Blasted!
The scene exploded, and the ball was about to explode.
Spike was all hairy at this moment, because the ball passed his head close to the scalp, almost drawing a ditch, hitting the back of an empty seat behind him, and long ago ran away and gave way. The fan almost peed... I can't imagine why watching the game is so dangerous!
Isn't it just to greet the visiting team's parents?
Are you horsemen trying to kill Lao Tzu?
As for Spike, who was targeted by Li Shengli, he trembled in fright when he came back to his senses, and signaled to the referee and staff that Li Shengli had launched a terrorist attack and maliciously attacked the fans, but the referee couldn't say anything... What can I say about this?There is really no way to determine it!
It is said that Li Shengli maliciously retaliated against Spike, but what is the evidence?
It can be said that this was an accident. Li Shengli's cruise missile, as long as you are not stupid, you will know that it is heading for Spike!
……
The game continues.
The Jazz's full-court press did not cause much trouble to their defense, because the accident team only needed Crotty to lock, Benoit to assist, and Li Shengli to perform, while the Knicks... Starks was Locked, the bottom corner serve can't quickly join the offense, and some people worry about being intercepted and counterattacked.
One to two to go!
The pace of the game is getting slower and slower, and the Jazz surprise squad... desperately create surprises.
Accidents and explosions made Spike on the sidelines want to cry. The fans who had followed his rhythm and angered the Jazz turned their backs and scolded him for bringing everyone a super disaster!
Because there are no Knicks hero fans, there is an extra one called... the Knicks' disaster star!And staying by Spike's side, no one can predict when Li Shengli will burp!
……
"Go, you go, don't stay here, don't stay with us!"
"Brother, didn't you buy two tickets, why don't you go sit on the other side!"
"That's right, the rain and dew are all covered, and it's all spent money. Why are we the only unlucky ones?"
At this time, the fans around Spike couldn't calm down, and they asked Spike to go to another seat to harm others, while the fans on the other side... looked at Spike's second empty seat and fell into deep thought!
"Fuck you, I promise... Spike, as long as you come here, I will beat you to death!"
"Asshole, we are all home fans, don't harm us!"
"Don't come here, really, please, I won't scold you, I just want to watch the game now!"
"Get out, get out, don't come to harm anyone!"
……
It is worth mentioning that almost all the fans who reacted strongly were the fans in the front row. The expensive tickets made them feel stupid for a while... Spending money to buy danger?The next game, the next game, you must ask about Spike's seat, I will not sit with him even if I die!
On the contrary, the fans in the back row erupted in cheers for Li Shengli, because they felt that...Li's unexpected accident, the unexpected small-scale solution to the problem of the gap between the rich and the poor that the United States has been struggling to solve, stabilized the social situation The turmoil has eliminated the hatred of the rich!
Too much money, sitting in the front row, dangerous!
Less money, sit in the back row, safe!
No money, watching TV, riding a horse is happiness!
In this situation, is it appropriate not to award Li Shengli a Nobel Peace Prize? !No award, you have to give him a nomination, right?
As for the Jazz... the accidents happened again and again, but they didn't crash to Spike. Li Shengli was very annoyed, and Malone kept talking.
"You don't feel good today?"
"Fuck off, you're 10 out of 8, still feeling bad?"
"No, I said that my Bengren hand feeling is not good! Give me a chance, I will find out the feeling again, it is still a bit difficult to control the direction."
Having trouble controlling the direction?Not to mention Ma Long, the jazz collectively heard a bewildering... Do whatever you want to collapse into Dafa?Li Shengli, you still say you don't know martial arts? !
The Jazz was dumbfounded, but the fans in the front row were even more miserable, and they were sweating!
Call the police!
Must call the police!
We captured alive...a terrorist on the set of the NBA Finals!
(End of this chapter)
There has never been a game in the NBA where fans can decide whether to win or lose. However, Spike's influence on the Jazz has been huge, as big as 4 minutes in the first quarter... The Jazz only scored 6 points.
Although it is unreasonable to blame Spike for the disadvantage, like throwing the blame, Spike also plays a role in this, even more than some role players, because this guy can curse throughout the game It's over, and fans need to be rotated like players, as long as he has a good voice and scolds forever.
Pause back, and the game continues.
The Jazz's offense was handed over to Li Shengli. Unlike the G1 game, God seemed to have paid back all the touch that God owed him in the first game. He made a direct hit against Ewing's turnaround jumper and made Ewing once. foul.
penalty? !
To be honest, when the visiting team makes a free throw, no one needs to take the lead. Almost all the fans know what to do, and when Li Shengli walked to the free throw line, the entire Madison Arena was blown up, and Spike even barked his teeth and waved his fist. : "Hey, idiot, maybe you can use old Barry's ugly free throw, or you will definitely miss it!"
Old Barry's ugly free throw?
Compared with old Barry, your shit is better?
Li Shengli listened to the fire cap, but his mentality fluctuated, which caused the height of the free throw to be a little off. It hit directly in front of the basket, and the ball was bounced back. Li Shengli saw that touching the basket and grabbing the rebound by himself was not a violation. , took off directly with a stride, and the bounced ball was pushed back again.
Ouch!
A loud bang!
Ewing and Oakley originally planned to rush for rebounds, but seeing Li Shengli's consistent movements, they both gave up confronting him... Are you kidding me?Li Shengli caught the ball and flew up, I am damn, even a god can't handle it!
1 point for free throws, 2 points for flying!
Li Shengli hit a 4-pointer, and after landing, he ignored Ewing and Oakley and yelled at the best Spike beside him: "Tell me, do I need a free throw if I step on the horse?"
"Trash, you're just lucky!"
"Yes, then let's see your luck!"
……
Knicks serves from the bottom corner.
To be reasonable, the Jazz, as the defender, should return to defense at this time, but the Jazz's performance was too abnormal. After the Knicks sent the ball, Crotty locked Starks tightly, and Li Shengli hung not far away. People also keep an eye on their opponents.
Full court press?
This pressure is too tight!
The fans at the scene didn't know what happened. Even the Knicks players and even the head coach Pat Riley were confused, because it wasn't the critical lore time...there were too many loopholes in the tight defense , is completely unreasonable.
What does Jazz want?
What kind of trick is this playing?
Pat Riley scratched his head and couldn't figure it out.
On the court at this time... Starks was locked up by Crotty, and Benoit was wandering nearby, so it was basically impossible to pass the ball forward, and he could only choose to return the ball. Pass to Oakley, who is in the back position and is about to hit the frontcourt after serving the ball.
Do you want to pass it on?
The wandering Benoit tried to steal the ball one step ahead of time. He touched the ball, but he didn’t know whether it was on purpose or not. Li Shengli took off at the same time...
perfect!
so perfect!
Perfect first chance?
Ma Long clenched his fists, Crotty's eyes were bloodshot, and Benoit couldn't be more excited, because the opportunity they created was so ideal that it couldn't be more ideal, and the following... is Li Shengli's kung fu performance to the audience in the front row!
……
"God, he's flying!"
"Oops, Oakley can't compete with him, come back and defend!"
"But... is he trying to catch the ball?"
"Bullshit, he... he... is on a horse, why is he still swinging his arms?"
"Why do I feel wrong?"
"Damn it, I got it... run away from Spike!"
"My day, it's too late!"
……
run?
Where are you riding your horses?
It's you stinky mouths who hit you!
Li Shengli is still relatively calm. Originally, he could react faster than Oakley, but to be more realistic...he deliberately slowed down a step, confronted Oakley in the air, and created a reasonable explanation in the panic.
In the normal extreme catch of the ball in the air, as long as you are not left-handed, you usually stretch out your right hand to grab it first and use your left hand to protect it, while Li Shengli smashes it with his right hand and adjusts the attack direction with his left hand. It looks like a buttery hand. The ball...flies up!
boom!
Blasted!
The scene exploded, and the ball was about to explode.
Spike was all hairy at this moment, because the ball passed his head close to the scalp, almost drawing a ditch, hitting the back of an empty seat behind him, and long ago ran away and gave way. The fan almost peed... I can't imagine why watching the game is so dangerous!
Isn't it just to greet the visiting team's parents?
Are you horsemen trying to kill Lao Tzu?
As for Spike, who was targeted by Li Shengli, he trembled in fright when he came back to his senses, and signaled to the referee and staff that Li Shengli had launched a terrorist attack and maliciously attacked the fans, but the referee couldn't say anything... What can I say about this?There is really no way to determine it!
It is said that Li Shengli maliciously retaliated against Spike, but what is the evidence?
It can be said that this was an accident. Li Shengli's cruise missile, as long as you are not stupid, you will know that it is heading for Spike!
……
The game continues.
The Jazz's full-court press did not cause much trouble to their defense, because the accident team only needed Crotty to lock, Benoit to assist, and Li Shengli to perform, while the Knicks... Starks was Locked, the bottom corner serve can't quickly join the offense, and some people worry about being intercepted and counterattacked.
One to two to go!
The pace of the game is getting slower and slower, and the Jazz surprise squad... desperately create surprises.
Accidents and explosions made Spike on the sidelines want to cry. The fans who had followed his rhythm and angered the Jazz turned their backs and scolded him for bringing everyone a super disaster!
Because there are no Knicks hero fans, there is an extra one called... the Knicks' disaster star!And staying by Spike's side, no one can predict when Li Shengli will burp!
……
"Go, you go, don't stay here, don't stay with us!"
"Brother, didn't you buy two tickets, why don't you go sit on the other side!"
"That's right, the rain and dew are all covered, and it's all spent money. Why are we the only unlucky ones?"
At this time, the fans around Spike couldn't calm down, and they asked Spike to go to another seat to harm others, while the fans on the other side... looked at Spike's second empty seat and fell into deep thought!
"Fuck you, I promise... Spike, as long as you come here, I will beat you to death!"
"Asshole, we are all home fans, don't harm us!"
"Don't come here, really, please, I won't scold you, I just want to watch the game now!"
"Get out, get out, don't come to harm anyone!"
……
It is worth mentioning that almost all the fans who reacted strongly were the fans in the front row. The expensive tickets made them feel stupid for a while... Spending money to buy danger?The next game, the next game, you must ask about Spike's seat, I will not sit with him even if I die!
On the contrary, the fans in the back row erupted in cheers for Li Shengli, because they felt that...Li's unexpected accident, the unexpected small-scale solution to the problem of the gap between the rich and the poor that the United States has been struggling to solve, stabilized the social situation The turmoil has eliminated the hatred of the rich!
Too much money, sitting in the front row, dangerous!
Less money, sit in the back row, safe!
No money, watching TV, riding a horse is happiness!
In this situation, is it appropriate not to award Li Shengli a Nobel Peace Prize? !No award, you have to give him a nomination, right?
As for the Jazz... the accidents happened again and again, but they didn't crash to Spike. Li Shengli was very annoyed, and Malone kept talking.
"You don't feel good today?"
"Fuck off, you're 10 out of 8, still feeling bad?"
"No, I said that my Bengren hand feeling is not good! Give me a chance, I will find out the feeling again, it is still a bit difficult to control the direction."
Having trouble controlling the direction?Not to mention Ma Long, the jazz collectively heard a bewildering... Do whatever you want to collapse into Dafa?Li Shengli, you still say you don't know martial arts? !
The Jazz was dumbfounded, but the fans in the front row were even more miserable, and they were sweating!
Call the police!
Must call the police!
We captured alive...a terrorist on the set of the NBA Finals!
(End of this chapter)
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