Chapter 323

Played four games in the playoffs, the Jazz won all four games.

For a player, it is quite normal for one's own state to go up and down. This is the case with Malone. He did not encounter a trough and did not burst out with amazing fighting power. On the contrary, Li Shengli... played the most important role in the four consecutive games. What is even more frightening is that he has no low period at all.

The four games averaged 28.2 points + 17 rebounds + 5.5 assists + 4.2 blocks. If it hadn't been for the last game against the Nuggets that only played two quarters due to the number of fouls, this statistic would have risen again.

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"Li, tell me, can you really control the direction of your... murderous hat?" In the locker room, the Jazz won their first victory in the second round. Drop Rodman.

If not, then Li Shengli's killing hat is just ordinary horror, after all... In the concept of randomly killing a lucky audience, the emphasis is on random!

But if it is, then the problem is big, because Li Shengli will become an outlaw lunatic on the court, whoever dies, but no one can tell what's wrong, but thinking that he will encounter this super beast next season , even Ma Long felt it was a danger.

"Nonsense, do you think I'm God?" Li Shengli glanced at Ma Long with disgust, "Didn't you feel it when you blocked the shot yourself? It's just a matter of a moment, and it's not bad if you can block it. You still want to control the direction?"

"Huh, that's good, it seems that you are not such a beast! But... playing with you is really too dangerous!" Ma Long breathed a sigh of relief, and said to a few teammates next to him: "Do you hear me? , this bastard can't control the direction, and this means that you may also be like that idiot Rodman, so everyone pay attention in the future and stay away from Li!"

Want you to say?

You hindsight!

Several people were slanderous. Although they looked very disgusted with Ma Long, they nodded their heads forcefully, saying...Boss Ma Long was right, but in fact they couldn't do without nodding, because among the two bosses, Ma Long is simply the jazz locker room. The number one 'bully'.

"Let's go, pack up and go to the press conference, deal with it casually, go home and sleep early!" Li Shengli interrupted the nonsense of Ma Long and the others.

"That's right, let's go, let me blow it to you in a while!" Ma Long shouted loudly, because Li Shengli did blow up Admiral David Robinson, and he couldn't blow it too much, and the two brothers didn't care The others went out of the locker room side by side to look for Sloan, but the teammates behind them watched the two lost in thought...

Do you want to blow it?

Where does this refer?

……

During the playoffs, whether it is before or after the game, the press conference is really a good show for the fans, because this is the main position for the players to provoke and spray each other, and Malone undoubtedly likes this part very much Yes, Li Shengli and Sloan were almost not allowed to talk, and even the jazz press officer's scalp was numb, sweeping away the questions from the reporters attending the meeting.

"Coach Sloan, may I ask if Stockton will have a rematch in the near future? According to the injury report released by the Jazz earlier, Stockton's approximate rematch time should be the nearest?" A black reporter was more concerned about Sir Lee Marcus III When will the giants fit together? After all, next season's Lee Mars will cease to exist, and it would be a pity if the Big Three didn't join forces during the playoffs.

"Soon, our teammate Stockton will soon have a rematch, maybe the next one, maybe it will be in the Western Conference Finals." Malone answered first.

"I... I'm asking Coach Sloan."

"I don't want to listen to get out, don't I answer well?"

WTF?

The black reporter almost scolded the street, and all the reporters did not expect Ma Long to be so excited, but Li Shengli slapped Ma Long and cursed in a low voice: "It's okay, don't talk nonsense, it's only a ghost if John can rematch!"

"What's the rush, now is the time to tell nonsense, this is the essence of the press conference!" Malone smiled, but in fact it was true, and even other teams had even more flamboyant operations... such as fraudulent injuries!

Fraud?

In short, the team used the press conference to speak out, and the general meaning is...unfortunately, one of our main players was slightly injured. Although the game can still be played, it will not last long, so opponents, you must not Stare at him and beat him to death!

When the opponent heard it, what the hell are you doing if I don't beat you to death?

So the team's tactics were greatly changed, and a group of people went up and did it. After working for a long time, they discovered that the injured guy was just... Inflammation of the tonsils?Or prostatitis?It doesn't fit the game at all.

Although these can only be regarded as jokes, no team will be stunned, but it is undeniable that the press conference is a good time to release smoke bombs, even if there is only a small, small to negligible benefit to the game, it will also let the players The team spared no effort to fart.

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"Congratulations to the Jazz for winning their first win in the second round. What I want to ask is what is the Jazz's plan for this playoff journey, and how far can they go?" The farting conference continued, and the second reporter asked Malone to answer. .

"champion!"

"General...champion?" The reporter wanted to scold Ma Long for being shameless, "We can be humble..."

"Don't ask, just ask and you will be the champion!"

The second reporter retreated, and the third reporter appeared.

"In this round of the series, do you feel that you can sweep the Spurs? As far as I know, the current Spurs have the strongest lineup in recent seasons. On the contrary, your Jazz lacks Stockton."

"You're right, the Spurs have assembled the strongest lineup in recent seasons, but their inside starters are our Jazz... they can only play as a substitute!"

What the hell!

What the hell answer!

Ma Long said that everyone at the scene, regardless of gender, age or age, was bald. WTF, where is my hair?

The top inside combination of David Robinson + Dennis Rodman can only play as a substitute when it comes to the Jazz? !These words are too arrogant, and the most annoying thing is... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is some truth in riding a horse?

Dennis' value is not as good as Malone's. If you really choose one to start, you must choose Malone!

David Robinson was not in a bad state this time, but he was really blown up by Li Shengli. With the comprehensiveness shown by Li Shengli, it seems that it is no problem to get David Robinson a starter?

Awesome!

Awesome jazz!

Li Ma has big elbows!

The reporters present were yelled awesome by Ma Long's submissive post!

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"Lee, what do you think about David Robinson? Although you performed better than him in this game, David Robinson is a veteran inside center in the NBA. In the next match, you are still sure to be able to suppress him." Him?" When mentioning the Spurs, the reporter naturally asked Li Shengli, who had been pressing against David Robinson.

As the old saying goes, it is normal for players to have ups and downs. No one can be 100% sure that they can beat their opponents, even if it is a super center against a second-rate center. The difference is only a matter of probability.

However, what is unbearable is that second-rate centers will also have bright moments. You can't figure out where there are so many fairy balls, and you can score with a blind throw.And this time... Li Shengli suppressed David Robinson. What the reporter wanted to ask was whether Li Shengli could beat David Robinson again, and with what certainty.

"Yes, I can!" Ma Long didn't give others a chance to speak, "Li is the number one active center in the league. In the inside field, I, the number one active power forward in the league, have to give way to him!"

Two active firsts?

This guy is crazy, what did he eat!

It's a bit shameless to brag about Li Shengli, after all, his teammates, but even bragging about himself is a bit shameless, and if he hadn't seen and heard it with his own eyes, no one would believe that the guy in front of him is famous and serious The villain Karl Malone.

"Damn it, stop bragging, I can't stand it anymore!" Li Shengli hit Ma Long again, expressing that he was disgusted, and Ma Long was determined to have fun at this press conference.

"Blow up Mutombo with one hand!"

"Comprehensive suppression of David Robinson!"

"Hit Shaquille O'Neal!"

"This is our No. [-] center Li Shengli!" Malone breathed a sigh of relief, "Of course, I hope that the Houston Rockets will meet in the Western Conference Finals, because in that case... Olajuwon will also be defeated by Lee. The bottom of the Great Salt Lake!"

The number one power forward in the league?

You are the number one 'Li Chui' in the league, right?

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"Rodman, and Rodman! There's news from the Spurs that Rodman is injured...he is bleeding in the chest and abdomen, and the injury seems to be very serious!" The reporter who got the first-hand news was furious.

"What? What did you say, Rodman internal bleeding?"

"My God, how could it be so serious, the Spurs are over!"

We must know that although Rodman's ability is serious, his physical fitness is not comparable to ordinary people, and Li Shengli's killing cap directly collapsed him to internal bleeding, and he was injured and suspended?How terrifying is this power?

Everyone looked at Li Shengli and felt a little bit creepy. Although he and O'Neill crashed each other in the All-Star Game, but no one crashed at that time, and obviously... Rodman was the first to eat crabs, and he also ate to people with allergies.

This time, Ma Long didn't rush to talk, but just watched Beng's killing cap like everyone else but didn't bear any punishment... Li Shengli, an extrajudicial lunatic!

"Li, you are really not suitable for playing basketball! Why don't you go, try playing volleyball, baseball or rugby? Damn, forget it, you better not touch the ball like a beast, just go directly Let's fight a boxing match!"

"Go away, I said it was an accident!"

"It's useless, no one will believe it!" Ma Long said with concern: "That's internal bleeding, brother, it was Rodman's stomach that you collapsed, it is estimated that his pee is bloody now, you said it was an accident , What do you make our victims think?!"

"Blood in the urine? Can't you?"

"It's totally possible! Just think about it... Rodman takes off his pants and the first person he thinks of is you. How exciting is this scene? Also, if you beat him into dysfunction, I swear he I will fight for you."

(End of this chapter)

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