I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 556 Tyrant Kaka
"Not long after the start of the second half, Barcelona scored the third goal. Iker Casillas was booked for protesting Villa's offside. Real Madrid were in a dangerous situation."

"In the 51st minute of the game, Kaka replaced Khedira! Real Madrid is now full of offensive players in the midfield. They have no way out. If they don't want to be nailed to the shame of the Spanish national derby, they must attack boldly and fight to the death!"

The voices of the Barcelona fans who were celebrating crazily became quieter. After seeing the bright 3-0, they felt a little more at ease.

Kaka replaced a midfielder, but he did not go to the position of the midfielder, but came to the left side of the front court.

"Cristiano, you go to the front! Zlatan, you retreat and ambush behind Cristiano!"

In the half game, it can be said that only Ronaldo played at his own level in Real Madrid, and the others were all lost in Barcelona's fast pass.

The high position press + defensive counterattack required by Mourinho was not played out at all, Ibrahimovic's role as a bridgehead was not played out, and the two wings flying together on the wing also did not fly.

The 4-2-3-1 that Mourinho once regarded as the standard was riddled with holes.

Guardiola did not adjust the lineup because of Kaka's playing, and Barcelona is still leading the offensive on the field.

In the 53rd minute, Harvey and Busquets controlled the ball in the backcourt, and in the last jio they found Iniesta who was obliquely into the penalty area.

Iniesta easily passed Marcelo, who performed poorly in this field, and volleyed before Pepe.

Casillas misses the ball.

"GOAL!! 4-0! Crazy Catalans! Ines... eh? Oh, misread, the football hit the side netting and it looked like it went in."

Cassie stood up and yelled at Marcelo, and Kaka returned to near the center line and raised his hand to signal for a quick kick-off.

The goal kick was taken, and Kaka was surrounded by Busquets, Harvey and Abidal before it came to him.

Kaka jumped high.

The football fell between him and Abidal, and he pushed it into the middle.

"Kaka attracted the defense of the other three players alone, and there was no one around Sneijder! This is a great opportunity for Real Madrid!"

Sneijder took two steps forward and immediately passed to the retreating Ibrahimovic.

With his back to the goal, Ibrahimovic cleverly turned around without stopping the ball to deceive Pique, quickly dribbled the ball to the penalty area line, and shot a burst.

The football was thrown by Valdez and hit the post.

Ronaldo grabs the point, but Puyol is one step faster and shovels the ball out of the bottom line.

Ronaldo patted his thigh depressedly, glared at Ibrahimovic, and accused him of not passing the ball.

Kaka trotted towards the corner, just in time to see his unfriendly eyes, and shook his head secretly.

This team...is completely messed up.

Kaka waited for Alonso to come to the front of the penalty area and immediately kicked the ball towards the goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo jumped up under the entanglement of Pique, barely touched the ball, and completed a goal, but the ball was easily confiscated by Valdes.

Barcelona did not take the opportunity to fight back quickly, but continued to be patient.

Once, twice, three times...

"Barcelona have played twelve passes but the football has only moved from the back to the midfield and they have almost twice as much possession as Real Madrid..."

Kaka retreated, trying to cut off Barcelona's pass, but only he and Harvey Alonso were actively running, but Alonso's speed was basically being played by others.

Sneijder and Ibrahimovic in the frontcourt were waiting for the ball like uncles, and the defenders in the backcourt only knew to stay in their own area, and did not form a zone defense at all.

Mourinho's team was not only crushed by the opponent's team on the offensive end, but even the best defense became full of mistakes.

Kaka ran after the ball like a mad dog, but no matter how fast he could keep up with the passing speed.

"Eighteen, nineteen, twenty...Barcelona seems to be playing on the training ground, all with one kick, this kind of tacit understanding is too scary, here it is again! The football was suddenly passed to the frontcourt! Neymar Passing the ball with his heel, Messi suddenly speeds up and passes it straight from the left!"

Ramos tackled the ball the instant Messi was about to receive it, but in front of Messi, his tackle was like slow motion.

The football was stuffed to the edge of the penalty area, and Villa, like a gust of wind blade, went straight forward and stabbed with the outside of his instep.

The ball rolled between Casillas' legs and into the empty goal, 4-0.

"GOAL!!! Villa scored the 8th league goal of the season and the 9th time he broke the goal of Real Madrid! Messi ranked second in the La Liga assist list with 7 assists, second only to Kaka!"

"4-0! Unbelievable 4-0! This is a duel between two top teams, but what appeared before us was a one-sided massacre! Today is a shameful day for Real Madrid! It is a shameful day for Mourinho! It is a shameful day for Cristiano Ronaldo! There are only [-] minutes left for them to complete their self-salvation. Will there be a miracle?"

"Kaka's playing only strengthened Real Madrid's defense, but did not improve their offensive quality. If you can't make the enemy feel oppressed on the offensive end, blindly defending is meaningless!"

Casey turned around, volleyed the football in the goal over the net, and then returned to the goal with his hands on his hips, his face full of anger and confusion.

Mourinho kept shouting Kaka's name on the sidelines.

Kaka didn't bother to ignore him, so he walked directly to the goal and said to Cassie, "Give me the armband!"

Cassie suspected that he had heard it wrong, and said, "What?"

"Give me the captain's armband!"

Cassie's eyes widened and he roared, "Do you fucking know what you're talking about?"

"Then do you know what the hell you're doing?" Kaka also yelled back, "You're the captain just like that? Open your eyes and see what the score is now, and what have you done?"

Cassie opened her mouth, speechless.

Kaka walked over directly and took off his armband by himself.

Cassie didn't know whether it was guilt or frightened by his aura, and he didn't dare to move.

"This... my God! Crazy! Barcelona is crazy, and Real Madrid is also crazy! Kaka actually took off Casillas' captain's armband on the field and put it on his arm."

Kaka then walked to the sidelines and said to Mourinho: "Substitute Van Persie for me!"

Mourinho was stunned by Kaka's act of snatching the armband, and said in a daze, "What?"

Kaka turned and left.

Not to mention the Real Madrid players, even the Barcelona players were frightened.

The home fans immediately booed loudly.

The fans outside the stadium were also stunned.

"Damn it! I just said that it feels weird when Kaka is called the king of the ball, because he is too gentle, this fucking is called the king!"

"Too arrogant! Is this Kaka or Maradona?"

"Maybe Cantona?"

"Uh~~ How will Cassie live in the future?"

"Deserved!"

"Damn! This is not Kaka! It's too floating! It's crazy! Where's Kaka's elegance? How about modesty?"

"It's all up to this point, isn't it crazy, can you die gracefully?"

The Barcelona players finally ended their long celebration, but Real Madrid was still in chaos.

Van Persie had the shortest warm-up in history and hurried up.

He replaced Di Maria.

Kaka directly called Sneijder, Van Persie and Ibrahimovic to the front.

His brain quickly realized that these were his teammates before joining Real Madrid...

"I don't talk nonsense!" Kaka glanced over them, "Let's teach these Spaniards how to play football!"

The three of them let out a loud roar that even they didn't understand what it meant, and returned to their positions.

Neymar watched the scene enviously.

I really want to join in, what should I do...

Ibrahimovic entered the middle circle, ready to serve with Ronaldo.

Kaka stood behind the middle circle.

Ronaldo looked at him in the circle, as if meeting him for the first time.

The whistle sounded.

Immediately after receiving the ball, Ibrahimovic passed it back to Kaka.

Kaka kicked the ball, looking for Sneijder, and then went straight to the opponent's hinterland.

"Watch Kaka!"

"Follow up!"

Sneijder turned to protect the ball.

Like a sprinter, Kaka came to the opponent's half in an instant.

Sneijder passed the ball with his heel, and Ibrahimovic leaned on Harvey, received the ball sideways and made a long pass directly.

Of course he was looking for Kaka's location.

Busquets and Iniesta were chasing after Puyol and Alves followed suit.

The football fell, and Puyol and Alves were about to collide with Kaka.

Iniesta reminded later: "Be careful picking the ball!"

Kaka has no chance to pick the ball.

The pass was too high.

He can only turn around, face the incoming ball and jump lightly, stopping the ball with his chest.

After such a delay, Iniesta finally caught up, and then... Kaka picked the ball over his head.

"Kaka was defended by many players. Real Madrid's fast break failed. Kaka first picked Iniesta, and then dribbled the ball back. Marseille spun around, avoided Busquets, and took advantage of the situation. Turn around and pass a long pass into the penalty area!"

The football draws an arc like a full moon, but it carries a murderous intent like a machete.

Ronaldo wanted to grab a point, but found that the ball was not passed to him.

Van Persie silently outflanked to the left side of the penalty area and volleyed.

It's not the kind of volley that stands still and waits for the football to fall, but the kind of volley that suddenly jumps up while running, and then stretches out the foot and bounces forward.

Valdés had noticed Van Persie's running position and immediately made a save, but it was a shot that he couldn't stop even if he knew the direction.

The football hit the lower edge of the crossbar and bounced into the goal.

"Kaka found Van Persie accurately with a curve ball from 38 meters away. Van Persie lived up to this long pass accurate to the millimeter, and kicked the ball into the Barcelona net with a wonderful left-footed volley!"

"In the 62nd minute of the game, Real Madrid finally recovered a goal!"

"Barcelona's defenders were protesting to the referee. They thought Van Persie was offside, but judging from the replay, the moment Kaka passed the ball, Van Persie was actually standing parallel to Abidal. This is a good goal!"

Van Persie ran into the goal and took the ball out.

Ronaldo followed, patted him on the shoulder, and ran back to the midfield together.

In fact, he felt that if the ball was passed to him just now, he could have scored, and he didn't like this state of being excluded.

There is a feeling of being abandoned...

Messi and Villa stand in the middle circle, ready to serve.

Kaka stood outside the circle again. Although he didn't make any strange movements, it gave them the feeling that he was like a tiger that had already fixed its prey, ready to pounce at any moment and deliver a fatal blow.

Just as they felt it, the football rushed past as soon as it was kicked out.

Villa passed the ball to Neymar, and Kaka rushed towards Neymar.

Neymar passed the ball to Iniesta, and Kaka rushed towards Iniesta.

Iniesta passes the ball to Xavi and Kaka runs towards... Busquets.

Harvey was about to pass to Busquets, but suddenly found that Kaka didn't run towards him at all, but blocked his way out of the ball in advance.

Quickly brake, step on the ball and pull back, ready to pass back to Xiaobai, but Sneijder has already run to Xiaobai's side.

With such a hesitation, Van Persie has already shoveled towards him.

Harvey was taken aback, immediately turned around protecting the ball, and started his special skill, circling 360 degrees.

As a result, the circle was over, and Van Persie was also dodged by him, but the ball disappeared soon.

"Be careful with Kaka!"

"Behind me!"

Kaka poked lightly and stole the ball from Xavi's feet.

Then it's dribbling in the middle and striding forward.

"Oh! Kaka has a chance to sprint with the ball, Barcelona is in danger!"

Guardiola squatted down uneasily on the sidelines, staring at Kaka closely, as if he could confuse him with his eyes.

What makes people laugh is that Mourinho also made similar actions, and he was still chanting words.

Barcelona's three midfielders have been left behind, and only four defenders can stop Kaka, but Real Madrid also have Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Ronaldo in the frontcourt, and Van Persie has also rushed up from behind, so Barcelona's halftime is a 4v4 situation.

Van Persie replaced Di Maria on the right, but after coming up, he played on the left, facing Abidal.

Alves is facing Kaka.

Alves panicked.

Kaka didn't have any fancy, just changed direction and made a sudden move.

Alves was also known for his speed, but he could barely keep up with Kaka with all his strength, even if he wanted to shovel someone from behind, he had no chance.

Kaka took the ball to the front of the penalty area.

Pique and Puyol didn't have time to pay attention to Ibrahimovic and Ronaldo who were pulling space to the two sides, and immediately rushed out to face Kaka.

The three were about to meet within a meter or two of the penalty area.

In order not to be offside, Ronaldo quickly followed and ran back.

Pique and Puyol immediately simulated a hundred ways to be broken by Kaka in their minds, such as splitting the ball, dribbling through the crotch, Marseille maneuvers, fried meatballs, but they never thought that Kaka would come up with a useless rainbow dribble.

This movement is beautiful, but it was too slow, the two immediately closed the door, and at the same time crossed their hands to protect their chests, blocking Kaka's impact.

The ball is extraordinary.

The two central defenders breathed a sigh of relief, but there were all kinds of gasping sounds in the stands.

Ibrahimovic, who is in an offside position, evades far away, while Ronaldo, who is parallel with Puyol, kills the goal directly.

Dash, break the net.

4-2.

(End of this chapter)