I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 495 Insufficient technology, the number of people to make up
"The house leaks happen to rain all night", these words can't be more suitable to describe Nana.

Just after being reversed at the last moment of the League Cup final on the front foot, PSV Eindhoven were eliminated from the Champions League with a total score of 2-1 on the back foot. They stopped at the top 32 and became the only English team to lose.

Manchester United defeated Lille 2:0 in the first round with the combination of Adelaide and Rooney. In the second round, Ronaldo stepped forward and scored the only goal of the game. The total score was 3:0 and they advanced to the quarter-finals;

The most surprising thing is that Liverpool not only beat Barcelona by one goal in the Nou Camp in the first round, but also scored two valuable away goals. After returning to Anfield in the second round, although they lost the game 0-1, they still relied on the advantage of away goals to advance successfully;
Chelsea had the least suspense. With an overwhelming advantage in all aspects, they eliminated Porto with a total score of 6-0 and passed easily.

In terms of other teams, Real Madrid overturned in front of Bayern, Inter Milan defeated Valencia with its tough defense, Roma relied on an away game to defeat Lyon and successfully qualified, and AC Milan eliminated Celtic with the help of Franck Ribery's wonderful performance.

Eight teams, three from the Premier League, three from Serie A, one from the Bundesliga, one from the Eredivisie, and the Western Super League are all hated. This has indeed slapped many big names who said "Serie A is dead" in the face, and it has also made many people who advocate the rise of La Liga feel bad.

Except for Eindhoven's recognized weakness, there are no mediocre players in the quarterfinals, and every game after that will not be an easy battle.

Chelsea went through a make-up match against Manchester City, won Portsmouth again, and then knocked out Porto in the Champions League. In the end, they won consecutive league and FA Cup victories, and the peaceful March passed like this.

"Chelsea's brilliance is still going on, but it will face a huge challenge in April. First, there will be two rounds of the Champions League quarter-finals. Later, there will be a battle against Manchester United. If the Champions League advances, then it will usher in the first game of the semi-finals on the 26th..."

"The situation of the Champions League matches is freshly released. AC Milan, who passed the thrilling pass, met Bayern Munich. Liverpool, who also narrowly beat Barcelona, ​​encountered a spree rejected by Arsenal: Eindhoven, Manchester United drew Roma, and Chelsea met a special opponent: Inter Milan."

For some Milanese, Chelsea’s game is the former AC Milan’s core trio meeting AC Milan’s rivals in the same city, so they must be on Chelsea’s side;

Although there are still two league games to be played, everyone's hearts are already focused on the UEFA Champions League match to be held on the 11th, even Chelsea is no exception. As a result, they almost overturned in the second round of No.

Tottenham scored a goal in each half and successfully blocked the goal for 85 minutes.

Even the commentator has ignored his position and declared that Chelsea's unbeaten record will stop today. As a result, the magic lamp at Stamford Bridge was suddenly ignited. First, he used a cloud-piercing arrow to help the team recover a point.

Before the 2004 European Cup match against Croatia, the British media played a game of words in order to win some prizes, and added the word "Magic" to the first half of Lampard's surname, so Lampard had a new nickname: Magic lamp.

'Lamp' means lamp, and 'Magic' represents magical magic. The name 'magic lamp' comes from this. The English obviously hope that Lampard can bring luck and magic power to England like the magic lamp in "Arabian Nights". Unfortunately, with the failure of major competitions, this good wish has become a luxury. But who knows that after returning to the club, the magic lamp was lit by Carlo Ancelotti...

Having learned the lessons of this game, Fatty An ignored the reality that the Champions League will start two days later, and sent most of the main players in the league against West Ham United. Lan 8 reproduced the miracle of the magic lamp, and completed a hat-trick with head kicks in the first half, helping the team secure the victory early.

Ancelotti was overjoyed and immediately replaced Kaka, Lampard and Essien, making final preparations for the battle against Mourinho.

Because of the miraculous performance of these two games, the legend of "the magic lamp of the Blue Army, responding to requests" began to be widely circulated in the arena. On the contrary, Kaka's recent performance has been mediocre, his starlight has restrained, and his limelight has been overshadowed a lot.

Lampard, who is in hot form, has become the current number one threat, and defending Lampard is undoubtedly much less difficult than seeing Kaka dead, so Inter Milan suddenly felt that they could do it again.

Mourinho said at the press conference that Lampard is one of the best all-round midfielders in today's football. When Lan 8 was still in Milan, he once suggested that the club buy him. Now Lampard's brave performance has undoubtedly verified his vision. Whether this game can successfully limit Lampard will be the key point of a normal game.

As for Kaka...

"Kaka? He has been miraculous for almost a whole year. Even machines need to rest, let alone people? I don't want to rely on luck in doing anything, but I have to admit that we are really lucky to meet a Kaka who is dozing off."

Archimedes said that when Mourinho praises or belittles someone crazily, just listen to it, and don't take it seriously.

Ancelotti is not a believer in Archimedes, but he believes in science. Even Archimedes said so, he must have taken Mourinho's words as fart.

In the locker room, Ancelotti waited until the players were ready to play before walking in. As soon as he came in, he walked up to Kaka.

"Did any of Milan's friends call you?"

"It's done." Not only the Cavaliers, Sleepy, Jiu Ye and others, but even Amie's coach Leonardo had a 10-minute phone call with Kaka. The core topic was undoubtedly teaching him how to kill Inter Milan.

"How did you answer them?"

Kaka rubbed his nose embarrassingly, "I was fooled by Pipo and made a bet with him."

"What bet?"

"If Inter Milan survives to the next round, I will transfer back to AC Milan."

"..."

An Pang had a constipated expression on his face, and other teammates who were busy with their own affairs also looked over.

Torres blurted out directly: "Are you an idiot?"

Sheva also looked at the idiot's expression: "...If Inter Milan knows, would they rather lose these two games?"

Lampard looked interested, "Then how about you winning? Pipo moved to Chelsea?"

"Damn!" Kaka only realized later, "I was just pretending to be aggressive, and forgot to talk to him about winning..."

"..." Everyone couldn't help covering their faces with their hands.

Good boy, when did he become so stupid.

"Friends from the audience, hello everyone. It's 4:5 local time on April 16th in England. Welcome to Stamford Bridge. The 2006/07 UEFA Champions League quarter-final match between Chelsea and Inter Milan will start here."

"The two sides of the match were last season's Champions League runner-up. In the last final, Chelsea relied on Kaka's two shots and one pass to defeat Inter Milan 3-1 and took home the first Big Ears Cup in the club's history. Therefore, for Inter Milan, this game is also a battle of revenge. For Chelsea coach Ancelotti and their two star players Kaka and Andriy Shevchenko, this game also has different meanings, because they used to be the main creators of AC Milan's second dynasty..."

"The players are on the field. Both sides are playing with the main force in this game. Although Chelsea just finished a league game with the main lineup two days ago, but today they played at home, Ancelotti still sent his strongest lineup. Let's take a look at their starting list:
Chelsea 4-4-2:

Goalkeeper: Petr Cech;
Defenders: Maicon, Lucio, Terry, Zambrotta;
Midfielders: Essien, Lampard, Sneijder, Kaka;
Forwards: Shevchenko, Torres.

This is Chelsea's strongest lineup this season. The back line led by goalkeeper Cech and captain Terry has passed the test of many important games in two seasons. It is known as the dream line of defense in today's football. It has a solid defense and quite powerful firepower;
The midfielder composed of Essien and Lampard is also both offensive and defensive, especially Lampard, who can go up and down, is in a hot state recently and cannot be regarded as an ordinary midfielder;
Sneijder has grown very rapidly this season and is already one of the best organizational midfielders in football. Although Kaka is standing in the midfielder position, his real position should be a free agent in the frontcourt. If he can lead Chelsea to defend the league title and the Champions League title this year, then Kaka will undoubtedly become the real king of Chelsea!

The combination of Shevchenko and Torres is also one of the most efficient striker combinations in the Premier League and even in the whole of Europe. I wonder if the steel defense that Inter Milan is proud of can stop these two peerless killers..."

"Inter 4-3-3.

Goalkeeper: Cesar;

Defenders: Zanetti, Samuel, Materazzi, Ashley Cole;

Midfielders: Cambiasso, Vieira, Ballack, Stankovic, Robben;
Forward: Didier Drogba.

After losing Adriano, Inter Milan frantically searched for guns in the transfer market. Mourinho had pursued Ronaldo before, but it was a pity that the aliens finally moved to their mortal enemy AC Milan. In this game, Crespo sat on the bench, so Drogba will take the lead on the front line.

In order to limit Sneijder and Kaka, Mourinho deployed as many as five players in the midfield, Cambiasso, Vieira, Ballack and Stankovic are all midfielders with strong interception capabilities, so today the midfield will become the most intense area in this game..."

"We saw in the stands besides the fans of Inter Milan and Chelsea, there were also many fans wearing AC Milan jerseys. They should have come to cheer for Chelsea. AC Milan will face Bayern Munich in this round of the Champions League. It is also a strong duel..."

Although London in April was getting warmer, it was still chilly. Although Kaka took off his gloves, he was still wearing a long-sleeved jersey. In order to cover the ring, he deliberately pulled down the sleeves a lot and pinched them tightly with his hands. However, there was no silver 300 taels here, and he was caught by the referee.

The referee from Spain didn't let Kaka's fame go, "Kaka, you can't wear it to the game."

Kaka could only take off the ring depressedly, beckoned to the bench, and signaled his teammates to come over and help him get it, but Van Persie and Royce ran out together.

The two guys stretched out their left hands in front of Kaka in a funny way, and Royce shouted: "Come on, come on, come on, Kaka, help me put it on."

"Give me, give me," Van Persie said, not to be outdone, "I promise you, Kaka, you can kneel on one knee now."

This Nima...

Kaka gave the ring to Royce amid the laughter of the home fans, and then handed the ring to Royce, "Keep it safe, I will kick your head if you lose it."

After the episode, the referee blew his whistle and the game started.

Inter Milan kicked off the ball first, and after a pass back, Zanetti dribbled the ball from the right to attack.

Kaka intercepted in the midfield, but the first interception failed to touch the ball and was rushed by the teenager, but Kaka did not give up and quickly turned around to pursue.

Kaka stretched out his foot to intercept again, but failed to break Zanetti's pass, so he could only stop.

Zanetti looked at him in surprise, "Kaka, the defense has improved a lot."

Kaka smiled, "Unfortunately, I still couldn't stop you."

"It's already very good for an offensive player to do this." Zanetti also smiled and patted him on the back, and retreated to his own defense zone.

Robben turned into Luo Buchuan again, and ventured into the world alone as if he had just poured a bottle of snowflakes. As a result, he failed to break through Zambrotta, and the football came to the feet of Chelsea.

Robben and Drogba counterattacked together, Zambrotta did not dare to stick the ball, and immediately passed it to Lampard.

Lampard kicked the ball in the direction of Kaka before it stopped.

Kaka, who was about to turn around and rush towards the restricted area, let out a groan.

After passing the ball, Lampard also secretly exclaimed that it was not good.

"...Kaka is surrounded by three players? Ballack, Vieira, and Cambiasso. They formed an impenetrable circle around Kaka. It can only be said that it is Mourinho."

"Ci'ao, three against one? So shameless?"

"The technology is not enough, the number of people to make up?"

"No wonder you have to play five midfielders. Is this going to completely give up the midfield attack and smash 0-0?"

"Lampard is also stupid. Sneijder is empty around him and doesn't pass. The three big men around Kaka insist on passing. Does this mean that without Kaka, you can't play football?"

In this case, of course, Kaka couldn't stand still and wait for the ball to come, so he could only run towards the football, but Ballack and Vieira had already blocked him, blocking him tightly.

This game has to be played.

(End of this chapter)