I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 384 The Essence of Human Goals
Forwards: Torres, Shevchenko;
Midfielders: Kaka, Figo, Makelele, Essien;
Defenders: Maicon, Bridge, Terry, Zambrotta;
Goalkeeper: Cech.

The deployment of Essien and Makelele at the same time means that Chelsea will basically focus on defense in this game, but with Kaka, Figo, Torres and Shevchenko in the frontcourt, Barcelona will definitely not be able to settle down in the backcourt.

"We want to get started, try to end the battle in the first half, and don't leave the suspense until the last second," Ancelotti repeated the already set tactics, "They are behind now, and they should be anxious, but please remember, they have two away goals, so our advantage is not great... Kaka, what do you want to say?"

"I agree with the start and I hope to end the battle in the first half, but I don't think it is possible to break through Barcelona's goal easily with the current offensive configuration.

Now everyone thinks that we put two defensive midfielders in order to defend the advantage of one ball, and then follow the strategy in the second half of the last game, relying on me to fight back alone. In fact, we also intend to do so.

But I have to admit that I am neither God nor a devil. Maybe you have some misunderstandings at certain moments, but I am not omnipotent, and defensive players are not immovable puppets. I also need the cooperation of my teammates and some luck to tear apart the opponent’s defense. Therefore, I suggest that two full-backs or Essien should also participate in the offense, establish an advantage as quickly as possible, and catch them by surprise. "

An Pang thinks too beautifully. He typically wants to eat fish but also wants to take bear's paws.

Ancelotti lowered his head and thought for a while, then nodded, "We have made so many preparations for this game, it is very difficult to temporarily change tactics, but Barcelona must not have imagined that we will launch a mad attack first, so we can take this risk, but only at the beginning of the game, when the opponent is not ready, then the two full-backs can assist forward, and Essien can also insert, but they have to take turns. When one of them comes up, the others have to make up for it..."

Players from both sides met in the channel, Kaka hugged Ronaldinho first, and then greeted Valdes.

"Is your hand okay?"

"It's okay," Valdes said with a smile, shaking his left hand, "I swear, I've never taken such a heavy shot."

"Haha, don't worry, this kind of shooting also depends on luck."

"I hope your luck is not always so good."

"Maybe I'm going to disappoint you. I'm not very good at anything, but luck has always been good."

Valdes: ...

Kaka patted him on the shoulder with his speechless expression, "After the game, I will exchange your jersey for your gloves."

Although he didn't know what he was doing for a midfielder and a goalkeeper's gloves, Valdez still said generously: "No problem."

Ronaldinho couldn't bear it anymore. He knew Kaka's hobby of collecting loser's gloves, so he immediately grabbed Kaka's neck from behind, "Kaka, do you think you have already won?"

"...You don't think you can still win, do you?"

"Why not? It's Camp Nou and we have two away goals."

"Who doesn't brag?"

"Aren't you the one bragging now?"

"Then you will have no chance," Kaka elbowed back, breaking free from his control, "everything I've boasted about has come true."

"..."

The referee turned around, glanced at the two of them, then looked down at his watch, and said, "Gentlemen, line up and start playing."

"The players came on, and Barcelona came back to their home ground and played a bit more conservative, with a two-forward formation.

Forwards: Larsson, Eto'o;

Midfielders: Ronaldinho, Deco, Van Bommel, Xavi;
Defenders: Belletti, Marcos, Puyol, Van Bronckhorst;

Goalkeeper: Valdes. "

Barcelona's lineup seems to have been adjusted temporarily. It is estimated that Kaka's first game will make them scold them a lot.

But after the game started, they even wanted to scold their father together.

"Chelsea served first, Torres passed to Shevchenko, Shevchenko passed back to Kaka, Kaka passed to Figo... what happened?"

Even the audience watching the live broadcast was in a fog, and only the fans at the scene from God's perspective knew best what happened.

As soon as the ball was served, most of Chelsea's players rushed towards Barcelona's half like crazy.

Toniu, Sheva, Kaka, Figo, Essien, Zambrotta, Maicon, eight people rushed towards Barcelona's goal like they were dying.

Looking down from the stands, the scene was exactly like a race. When the starting gun was fired, several people started sprinting without hesitation.

How does this look a little bit defensive and counterattack?
"Chelsea is too risky... The ball was passed back to Kaka! Kaka dribbled the ball at high speed, passed Ronaldinho, passed Figo diagonally, Figo didn't stick the ball, and gave it to Maicon..."

"Too fast! Football has come to Barcelona's penalty area! Ancelotti gave everyone a surprise. They are the leading side, but they are not only playing unconservatively, but extremely aggressive! Barcelona is in chaos..."

Maicon directly passed a slash to Zambrotta. Gambrotta glanced at the penalty area, pretended to cross, and after deceiving Belletti, pushed the ball to the front of Barcelona's penalty area.

Essien charged forward and kicked the football.

It seems to pass and shoot.

Kaka has rushed into the penalty area with Sheva and Toniu. Kaka is in the center, with his back to the goal, next to Puyol, Torres and Sheva are on the left and right sides, sideways, and can catch the ball at any time.

Essien aimed his foot in the direction of Kaka.

The audience stood up early.

Generally speaking, this kind of ball can only be stopped by the chest, and then split to the two forwards or passed back to Essien to reorganize. However, considering Kaka's brain circuit, it is not surprising whether it is a heel shot after stopping the ball or a direct golden hook.

Puyol put his feet on airs, and even crossed his hands in front of his body, ready to meet Kaka's various messy back-up picks or heel knocks, but who knew that his posture was ready, but Kaka rushed forward two steps, making him feel empty physically and mentally.

Kaka jumped up to face the ball and stopped the ball with his chest, but after the football fell, he bumped it up with his thighs, and walked towards the outside of the penalty area while bouncing back.

Puyol rushed up from behind, and Van Bommel also rushed to the front.

After Kaka's thigh bumped twice, he quickly turned around and shot.

This was a swift and somewhat awkward volley. Kaka did not turn 180 degrees to face the goal, but slightly to the left of the goal. The football also hung straight to the upper left corner.

Valdez's feet seemed to be loaded with springs, and he immediately rushed towards the direction the football was coming from.

The judgment was correct, the reaction was timely, and the left hand accurately blocked the ball.

But that doesn't stop football from hitting the net...

The football hit Valdez's palm, although it was deflected, but the castration remained undiminished. It hit the junction of the post and crossbar and bounced into the goal.

1-0.

"GOAL!!! In the first minute of the game, Kaka volleyed and scored! The total score is 1-4!"

"In the first attack of the game, Chelsea dispatched eight players and disrupted Barcelona's defense all at once! As long as the ball was intercepted once during the whole process, they would have to face Barcelona's stormy counterattack, but from Kaka, Figo to Maicon, Zambrotta, Essien, everything went smoothly, and Ancelotti's adventure was rewarded handsomely."

"This...should be included in the fairy ball, right?"

"The chest stopped the ball, the thigh bounced the ball, turned around and shot, I don't know if it's a fairy ball, anyway, I know normal people can't hit it."

"This ball still belongs to the human category, but the essence of human scoring is concentrated on this guy."

(End of this chapter)