I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 368 I used to believe in science too
"The faces of the two coaches are not very good. They just participated in the UEFA Champions League quarter-final draw ceremony in Nyon, Switzerland yesterday. They should not have a good rest. Of course, Wenger's face looks worse. Everyone must know the reason."

"As early as December 12, when the top 8 of the UEFA Champions League was produced, the British William Hill bookmaker offered the odds for the top 16 Champions League championship. The most popular candidate for the top 16 is Barcelona, ​​the second is the Premier League Chelsea, and the third is Inter Milan. The three teams happen to have the three most popular candidates for this year's World Footballer..."

"Two days later will be the World Player of the Year award ceremony. Other leagues are starting to prepare for the holidays and can easily go to the FIFA headquarters to participate in the ceremony, but the Premier League is in full swing. Fortunately, there are nine days before the next round of the league. Kaka's time is not so rushed, and he has been fully rested recently. I believe this game will definitely show his best state."

"We saw a group of special audiences on the sidelines. They came from Russia. There were not only the head coaches of the 15 Russian clubs, but also the acting coaches of the Russian national football team. They were the guests of Chelsea boss Roman Abramovich. They came to Chelsea to learn about team training and management experience.

The event was jointly organized by the Russian Football Association and the Russian National Football Academy Foundation. According to Alexander Edelstein, vice-chairman of the Russian National Football Academy Foundation, visiting Chelsea is a compulsory course for top Russian football coaches. After the five-day inspection, they will also take the exam organized by the Russian Football Association. Only after passing the exam can they obtain the qualification to continue coaching in the Russian Champions League club.

When Abramovich invested in Chelsea, everyone said that it was just a game played by rich Russians when they were bored. Maybe they would get tired of it in a few days, but from the current point of view, Mr. Roman really regards football as an important business. This should be regarded as the best New Year gift for Chelsea fans. "

"Let's look at the starting XIs for both sides.

Arsenal played 4-4-2.

Goalkeeper: 1-Lehmann;

Defender: 28-Toure, 20-Senderos, 23-Campbell, 12-Lauren;

Midfielder: 8- Ljungberg, 15- Fabregas, 16- Flamini, 13- Hleb;
Forwards: 10-Bergkamp, ​​14-Henry.

The most unexpected in this list is Bergkamp, ​​we have rarely seen the name of the Dutchman in Arsenal's starting lineup, he should play the position of shadow striker..."

"Chelsea play 4-3-2-1, which is the famous formation of Ancelotti, but it is rare to see him use this formation at Chelsea. Is it because Christmas is coming and the Chelsea coach wants to surprise the fans with the Christmas tree formation?
Goalkeeper: 1-Cech;

Defenders: 2- Maicon, 4- Lucio, 13- Gallas, 6- Grosso;
Back midfielder: 4-Makelele, 5-Falcao, 20-Essien;

Front midfielder: 10-Kaka, 8-Sneijder;
Forward: 9-Torres.

The average age of their frontcourt trident is only 21 years old. This is definitely the youngest offensive combination in the entire Premier League. I don't know what kind of performance they can show against Arsenal's old defense. "

"Terry took a break, Figo was injured, and Chelsea's captain was Kaka. This is the second time he has worn the Chelsea captain's armband. The last time he wore the armband, he used an incredible corner kick to help the team seal the victory at Old Trafford. I don't know if he can continue his magical performance in this game."

Kaka and Henry came to the referee. The referee tossed the coin high and held it down.

It is said to be a coin, but in fact the referee is not holding an ordinary steel coin, but a special coin made by the Football Association. To be precise, it should be called an edge picker. It is slightly larger than a one-yuan coin, with a football pattern on one side and a trophy pattern on the other.

When picking a side, it is usually the visiting team’s guess. If they guess right, they can choose to pick a side or kick off first, but everyone knows that when guessing a side, players from both sides have already stood on each side of the half court, so unless it is deliberately disgusting, or because the attacking direction is facing the sun, etc., it is rare to switch sides after guessing right.

The trophy pattern was facing up, and Kaka guessed it right. Of course, he couldn't deliberately make people change positions and choose to kick off first.

The traditional kick-off routine, Torres passed the ball back to Sneijder, Sneijder went all the way back, and finally the ball came to Lucio's feet.

The name of Lu Qianqian has been spread in the Premier League, so Henry, who rushed into the penalty area, immediately ran towards Lucio, and did not stop because of Lucio's pass.

Lucio's pass was indeed fake, but he still protected the ball in the face of Henry's pressing, and he passed the ball back to Cech sullenly when he couldn't get through.

Cech divides the ball and Maicon takes the ball.

Yes, the same thing.

Maicon also took the ball and flirted with Arsenal's midfielders. Ancelotti couldn't help but scold his mother before he passed the ball.

Sneijder kicked the ball to find Kaka.

Kaka stopped and passed Ljungberg in a flash, but before the speed could be raised, Flamini suddenly rushed to the side and kicked the ball to Fabregas cleanly.

Facing Kaka, few people have successfully defended so easily, and the home fans applauded Flamini.

It was almost like they scored a goal.

The Russian pilgrimage group looked bewildered, not knowing what the hell the Arsenal guys were up to after a simple defensive success.

Kaka also smiled, patted Flamini on the shoulder, and retreated to his own half.

Flamini touched his shoulder that was patted, and for some reason Mao became a little excited.

I didn't feel it when I was defending, it was just a subconscious action, but after hearing the applause from the fans, I suddenly felt as if I had done a great thing.

He didn't know that this simple defense was indeed the pinnacle of his life, and would be replayed again and again in the future, but what everyone cared about was not his successful defense, but the moment when Kaka smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

Of course, the peak of Flamini's life was just that moment. When Makelele cut off Fabregas' ball and passed it to Kaka, Flamini's nightmare began.

"Kaka took the ball again, and Flamini came up, this time it's okay... this, it's a bit embarrassing."

Kaka became an ankle terminator, and the continuous change of direction from left to right knocked Flamini down.

This guy is quite magnanimous, but he is also not soft in revenge, and even Toure, who came up to defend later, was affected and was insulted by Kaka with a crotch piercing.

After passing Toure, Kaka passed the ball to Sneijder.

The teacher didn't know which tendon was cramping, but she wanted to imitate Kaka's crotch piercing, and pushed the ball towards Campbell's crotch, but she was caught in the middle.

Naturally, the home fans didn't miss this opportunity to laugh at their opponents, and immediately booed them all over the sky.

Ned scratched his head in embarrassment and shrugged shruggingly at Kaka.

Kaka laughed lowly and said, "It's okay, just move faster."

After that, Sneijder didn't dare to surpass others, but he played the ball much faster.

In the 11th minute of the game, when the two sides were attacking and defending each other, he suddenly had a magic touch in the middle circle, and a fast and accurate through ball directly penetrated the defense of two Arsenal players and came to 15 meters in front of the penalty area.

Kaka threw off Toure, chased behind the football, and volleyed with the outside of his foot without hesitation.

This volley belongs to the third of Xia Ji's eight hits: it feels right.

The football drew a crescent-like arc under the bewildered eyes of the fans, and flew into the upper left corner of the goal.

Lyman didn't respond.

Martin Taylor, the leading figure in the British commentary circle, was explaining the game, but he was stunned for two seconds before remembering to express his opinion on Kaka's goal.

"Forgive me, I used to believe in science, but Kaka challenged my knowledge of physics with shots, and succeeded every time. This Brazilian no longer belongs to the mortal world. His football belongs to the scope of theology. Only the Bible can explain his football."

"GOAL! Kaka scored another fairy ball! This shot is simply a replica of Roberto Carlos' free kick in the Four Nations Invitational Tournament. It has violated the laws of physics, and no one can predict its trajectory."

"The statistics are out, the distance from the goal is 31 meters, and the ball speed is 120 kilometers per hour, but if you see the birth of this goal with your own eyes, all the numbers will become meaningless, because numbers cannot explain the beauty and greatness of art."

Kaka ran to the sidelines, clenched his fists, lowered his head, and glided on his knees.

The live broadcast camera immediately focused on Henry who was helplessly looking at the card with his hands on his hips like a conditioned reflex.

There are many kinds of kneeling and gliding. Kaka's gestures and expressions now are full of the feeling of Henry's version of gliding.

Torres came running from behind, kneeling and gliding to keep up, but he quickly stood up, ran to Kaka, held his head in both hands, and kept shaking, "What did you do? How did you make such a shot? Didn't we try it? Such a shot is impossible to hit."

Kaka shook his head to get rid of his claws, and then reached out to motion for him to pull himself up, "But it just appeared, didn't it?"

"Yes, it's there, but none of us know how it came about."

Sneijder jumped onto Kaka's back from behind, grabbing his shoulders and shaking behind him, "This is the easiest assist I've ever gotten as a player."

"No, this assist is amazing," Torres shouted before Kaka could reply, "But you passed to the wrong person, Wesley, I am the striker, remember to pass the ball to my feet more in the future, I promise, you will become the king of assists."

"But you'll never shoot like that, Fernando."

"Trust me, man, even Kaka can't shoot like that."

"But this is not the first time he has scored such a goal..." Sneijder retorted, "He has scored with even more exaggerated arcs. How can this be explained?"

Kaka shrugged awkwardly, "I just kick the ball out, and leave the rest to God to decide."

"...Is God your father, Kaka?"

"No, Ibrahimovic always says he is God, I don't want to be his son."

……

Henry took the ball from the backcourt and took it to the middle circle to set it up. Bergkamp also entered the middle circle and stood beside him waiting for the serve. However, looking at Chelsea like this, this celebration will not be over for a while.

Bergkamp looked at Kaka surrounded by teammates, and asked Henry: "I heard that Kaka hired two technical coaches, is it true?"

"There are three now," Henry said. "He has a professional team under him, with talents from all walks of life. Almost all of his weekly salary is spent on these people."

"Are you kidding?" Bergkamp said in amazement, "I remember his weekly salary was 17 pounds."

Henry touched his bald head and said, "I'm exaggerating, but as long as you have seen his coaches and the facilities and equipment in his home, you will know that the cost is definitely not small. Of course, from the effect point of view, everything is worth it."

"So besides talent and hard work, his success also includes money?"

"But his money is also obtained through talent and hard work. Dennis, I knew it a long time ago. We are incomparable with Kaka. I have never seen someone like him, do you know? He can even communicate with Chinese hosts in Chinese. As long as you have been in contact with it, you will know that it is simply not something humans can do."

Before the exchange between the two went to Java, the Chelsea generals finally returned to their positions slowly, and the game continued.

Henry, who kept saying that he couldn't compare with Kaka, obviously still wanted to compare with Kaka. When the football came to his feet, he immediately took a long shot from the same position as Kaka's shot just now.

The football did not draw an arc against the sky, but the quality was quite good. It passed Gallas's ear and flew to the left of the goal, but Cech was very focused and hit the ball with a single punch.

Grosso hurried up and made a big foot clearance.

The football landed in midfield and was passed to Falcao by Essien after some scrambling.

Falcao found Sneijder with a long pass from the back.

Sneijder didn't know if he believed Torres' words about becoming the assist king, and directly sent a wonderful pass to Tony.

The football was obviously rolling on the turf, but it also drew an arc-shaped trajectory, bypassing Senderos and coming to the goal.

Torres went straight up like a bolt of lightning and poked through the goal.

But before the Chelsea people had time to celebrate, the Arsenal defender's hand was raised along with the linesman's flag.

"Sneijder passed the ball beautifully. The Dutch midfielder's progress is as fast as light. Unfortunately, Torres was offside first. He was originally on the same line as Campbell, but at the moment Sneijder passed the ball, Campbell obviously took a step back..."

"Arsenal serve and play continues."

(End of this chapter)