I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 334 I Didn't Expect You To Be Such A Kaka

On the evening of July 7, in the studio of CCTV's "World Soccer" program.

The host is not Duan Xian, but Zhang Bing.

As usual, he first introduced the two upcoming guests with an exaggerated adjective.

"They should be the best midfielder and the best striker in the world today. They won the European Golden Boot in the 2003-2004 season and the 2004-2005 season respectively.

There should be a lot of nurses among the real fans in the auditorium. Under their guidance, everyone shouted their names together.

"Kaka!"

"Henry!"

"Welcome Kaka! Welcome Henry!"

Kaka and Henry joined forces in Pepsi jerseys.

"Hi everyone, I'm Henry, and I'm very glad to be in China."

"Hi everyone, I'm Kaka. It's a great pleasure to meet you in World Football."

After another burst of cheers and applause, Zhang Bing began to lead the topic. Kaka's Mandarin is the best gimmick, so naturally it was used as an entry point.

"We all know that Kaka's Chinese is very good, but we didn't expect Henry's to be so good," Zhang Bing said, "Mr. Henry, did Kaka teach you Chinese?"

Henry adjusted the earplug on his right ear, and after listening to the simultaneous translation from inside, he smiled and said, "Yes, Kaka taught me, but you don't know, this World Footballer is very bad. He told me at the beginning that he couldn't speak Chinese, and asked me to teach him, which made me make a lot of jokes."

"Then Kaka, everyone has always been curious, how did you learn to speak Chinese? And speak it so well?"

"It's a long story. When I was young, I liked watching movies, especially Chinese martial arts movies. Apart from a small part of English dubbing, most of those movies were in Cantonese, and some were in Mandarin. Of course, I couldn't tell the difference at the time, but I fell in love with these languages. Later, I learned a little bit, and then I couldn't control it. I fell in love with Chinese culture...Maybe I am more talented, and I can learn languages ​​faster."

"The idioms are used very correctly." Zhang Bing first affirmed Kaka's language performance. "As far as I know, your mother tongue is Portuguese, and you can also speak Italian and English. So you are proficient in four languages ​​in total?"

"Except for Portuguese, the other three subjects are definitely not proficient, but they should be able to carry out ordinary daily communication..."

"You call that daily communication?" Henry couldn't help expressing that he had something to complain about, "You use passwords for daily communication?"

"Tongue twister?" Zhang Bing froze for a moment, "Tongue twister?"

"Yes, yes, that's the sound. I asked him to teach me to speak Chinese. He said that tongue twisters are the best way to learn Chinese. Oh, that's really difficult. It's almost like singing RAP."

Everyone made up their minds about Henry bumping under Kaka's flicker and reciting "the bench is wide and the pole is long". They were so happy that they wished they could see it in person.

"It can be seen that your relationship is really good, but we all know that the competition between Brazilian football and French football is very fierce, and you have never played in the same team. Everyone is very curious about how you know each other..."

Kaka said: "We met at the World Player of the Year awards ceremony, and I'm glad that Henry has now joined the Pepsi family..."

After a while of chattering, they slowly chatted about the lives of the two of them.

"The audience should all be able to tell that the name 'Kaka' is actually a nickname, and his real name is as long as 28 letters..."

After talking about Kaka's name, Henry's daughter was involved.

"You may not know that a little angel was born in Mr. Henry's family this year, and that little angel was named 'tea' by Henry. Do you know why?"

"'tea' means goddess in Greek, and my daughter and my wife are my goddesses."

Henry thought of his wife and daughter, and his face was full of happiness. Who would have thought that he would divorce his current wife in less than two years?

"Then do you know what 'tea' translates to in Chinese? By the way, let Kaka answer."

"'tea' means 'tea' in Chinese," both of them were carrying portable microphones, but Kaka still picked up a can of Kuole and put it to Henry's mouth, pretending to be an interview, "Do you know the significance of tea to China?"

Henry pushed away the Coke can that was about to be poked into his mouth in disgust, "I don't know."

"China is translated into porcelain in English. Porcelain was also regarded as a symbol of China by Western countries in ancient times, but apart from porcelain, silk and tea were also one of the most important business cards of ancient China. In Chinese culture, there is a saying that 'life is like tea'. The tea ceremony plays an important role in Chinese culture, and even affected the whole of Japan... In addition, the tattoo on your back is actually the Chinese character for 'dragon'. The dragon is the most important totem in China. Very fate."

Henry smiled on his face, expressing that I am so honored and happy, but the expression in his little eyes is: You are so fucking good at water!

Everyone was surprised at Kaka's understanding of China, and soon amused by his interaction with Henry.

"Okay, I'm tired after talking for a long time. Both of you are excellent football players. Next, let's talk with our feet." Zhang Bing stood up and asked the staff to bring props.

"Oh! Ping-pong?" Henry looked at the things in Zhang Bing's hands, wondering what he wanted to do.

"Yes, Brazil and France are famous football countries, but in China, table tennis is the national sport. Since the two of you are here, let's play table tennis."

"Unfortunately, I won't," Henry shrugged and shook his head, looking at Kaka, "Will you?"

"A little bit," Kaka said, "but it shouldn't be as simple as letting us play table tennis?"

"That's right, of course we won't let two football stars play table tennis," Zhang Bing said with a smile, "let's play table tennis."

"Kick?" Henry stretched out his hand curiously, "Can you show me?"

Zhang Bing put the ball in Henry's hands with both hands.

Henry quickly took it with both hands.

Kaka smiled knowingly at the side.

As expected of a big boss of CCTV, the face of the state of etiquette has not been lost at all.

Henry tossed the light ping pong ball in his hand up and down, "It's too light, it should be difficult, but I can try."

He was clearly interested.

"Don't worry," Zhang Bing said, "Since it's a ball game, it's boring without competition. Let's play a game."

"Okay."

Henry and Kaka glanced at each other, it was all routine.

"Then Henry and Kaka will select six lucky spectators for us, and divide them into two teams. Henry and Kaka will be the captains respectively, and everyone will juggle the ball together. Of course, the ping pong ball will be juggled. No one in the winning group will get the football and jersey signed by Kaka and Henry. Of course, the losers will also be rewarded, but they can only get the jersey."

Before he finished speaking, he raised his hands one by one, and the most enthusiastic one was actually the aunt who was extremely disobedient among the group of people. I don't know how they got in here...

"Kaka! Choose me!"

"Kaka! Choose me, I'm your fan!"

"Henry! I'm a gun fan, choose me."

"Henry, look this way!"

"I'm a Sheva fan, choose me!"

... Kaka, who originally wanted to pick people based on their looks, suddenly felt bad.

What do Sheva fans have to do with me?

"How about this," Kaka said, "Let's throw the ping-pong ball with our backs to the auditorium, and whoever catches it will be the one who catches it."

"This method is good."

Of course Henry agrees.

After a commotion, three men and three women were selected.

Coincidentally, Kaka chose three sisters, but three young men received Henry Hydrangea.

This probability...

The six people flew onto the stage excitedly, each surrounding their captain.

"Okay, six, please introduce yourself first, then, let's start with the little girl next to Kaka..."

"Hi everyone, my name is Chen Yuxiu, I like Kaka, I am a sophomore in high school..."

"Hi everyone, my name is Zhang Shumiao, I am a fan of Kaka and AC Milan, I am from..."

"My name is Lu Zhuoyun, and I'm here to see Kaka too..."

"Hi everyone, my name is Heng Heng, I am a fan of Milan, and I hope Kaka can stay in Milan forever."

"Hello, audience friends. My name is Xu Changle. I'm also a fan of Milan, but it's Inter Milan. But I also like Kaka and Henry."

"I'm Fu Xiaobing, I'm a fan of Arsenal, Henry and Kaka, I hope they can be in the same team."

"Okay, so now the game starts, women first, please let Kaka come first? Here I want to ask, do you usually play football?"

The four of them shook their heads, and among the two who nodded, apart from Fu Xiaobing, who looked pretty good, the other was the girl named Zhang Shumiao.

Looking at her small size, everyone said that people should not be judged by appearances.

The game started with her, but... only one flip, and the ball fell to the ground the second time...

The atmosphere was a bit awkward, the girl seemed to have a lot of self-esteem, and her eyes were red.

Kaka hurriedly said: "It's okay, the ping pong ball is so light, it's normal that it can't be turned upside down, Henry might not be as good as you."

Zhang Shumiao bit her lip, glanced at Kaka, and lowered her head in shame and shame, "I really played football."

"I see," Kaka comforted, "The movements are very standard. If it's football, it will be fine."

"Okay, now Kaka's group has one point, then let's go to Henry's group," Zhang Bing took over, "Who will be the first in your group?"

The three surrounded Henry.

"Fu, since you have played football, why don't you come first? Give us a good start."

"Okay," Fu Xiaobing nodded immediately, "Don't worry, I won't hold you back."

Although he has never used his feet to play table tennis, but a dignified captain of the school football team, there is no reason why he can't even flip a few balls, right?

He is quite confident, but his grades are the same as other girls...

"Fu Xiaobing also bumped a ball. The two sides are now one to one. It seems that it is really difficult to bump the table tennis ball with his feet. Now we are in the Kaka group... Oh, it is Chen Yuxiu, isn't it?"

"Ah."

Chen Yuxiu nodded, and then began to toss the ball lightly, and then gently picked it up with her toes...

Only then did everyone realize that this little girl was really pretty.

One, two, three...

At the end, all the audience followed suit.

"6! 7! 8! 9! Whoops!"

"It's very exciting. Student Chen Yuxiu bounced the ball nine times, the best among all of them." Chen Bing applauded softly. "You really haven't played football before? Have you found any tricks?"

"I've never played football," Chen Yuxiu blushed with excitement, "but I've played shuttlecock."

Everyone in the audience gave an "oh" at the same time, which meant that it was no wonder.

Only Henry was baffled, and Zhang Bing hurriedly gave him another science popularization.

Kaka raised his right palm, and Chen Yuxiu hurriedly hit him excitedly.

"Nice job!" Kaka said.

"Thank you." I'm going to die, I won't wash my hands this year...

On the other side, Henry called people over again, and said, "Ping-pong balls are very light, and it will definitely not work with ordinary methods. Maybe we can try using our thighs to bump them."

On their side, Xu Changle was very fluent in English, so he didn't need to bother others to translate, and immediately told the other two about Henry's method.

"Okay," Heng Heng nodded and said with a strange name, "Then I'll come this time, but everyone should not place too much hope on me, the little girl just now is too powerful."

Henry comforted: "Haha, it's okay, don't be nervous, just do your best."

Hengheng nodded and signaled to the host that it was time to start.

Henry's method really worked. Hengheng bounced the ball with his thighs, and it took five ping-pong balls before it landed.

"Very good, it's 10 to 6, and now it's Kaka's side again, so will the captain come first or this beauty?"

"I'll come first," Lu Zhuoyun raised her hand, "Kaka will be the finale."

"Okay, then...start!"

Lu Zhuoyun imitated the example and also used her thighs to bounce. Unfortunately, she was at a disadvantage. She was wearing tight jeans and only bounced the ball twice before it landed.

"It's 12 to 6. Kaka is the only one left on Kaka's side. There are two more in Henry's group. There is still a chance. So is Henry the last to play?"

Henry pressed the earplugs and nodded, "Yes, let Xu come first."

Xu Changle used his two long legs and did 7 in a row.

He originally used his thighs, but the last one was thrown too far forward, so he stepped forward quickly and kicked the ball with the toe of his right foot.

Henry said "yeah" excitedly, and the four raised their palms and clapped together.

"Very good. Team Henry overtook the score, so the rest is the peak duel between the two captains. Let's invite Kaka."

At this time, Kaka rubbed her head in embarrassment, "This... Maybe it's a bit arrogant to say that, but I want to remind you that I often play this game. If you still want to get off work today... why don't we play it differently. Henry and I will each jump for 1 minute, and the two of us will only count the score for this 1 minute."

This is a bit refreshing and refined than pretending, Zhang Bing was obviously taken aback.

They had communicated with Pepsi, and they probably didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. When they told Kaka, they only said that they would play some small games related to football, and they didn't elaborate on how to play it.

After all, I didn't count this.

Ping-pong is almost the most difficult thing they can imagine to play. Who would have thought that Kaka would play so flamboyantly?

Could it be that he was making eggs?
Zhang Bing shook his head, threw out the strange thoughts in his mind, and followed Kaka's words, "Everyone understands what Kaka means, but it is obviously unfair to Henry, because Henry is the first time to flip a table tennis ball, we have to see what he means."

Kaka said: "If the ball hits the ground within 1 minute, I will lose, and Henry can continue after the ball hits the ground. How about that?"

Henry was still covering his earplugs and waiting for the translation, nodding from time to time to show that he understood, and soon figured out what was going on.

"I have never played like this, but I believe in Kaka. If the game really has to wait for the ping pong ball under his feet to land, then we may have to wait for a day. I accept this one-minute challenge."

"Okay, please wait a moment, please ask our staff to bring over the stopwatch, maybe Henry can try what it feels like to bump a ping pong ball first."

Henry nodded, tossed the ball up lightly, and then played away.

The thigh bumped a few times, and after the ball fell, the toes were raised again, and then a few more bumps.

The bottom started counting when it was fifth, and it didn't land until the No.20 eighth ball.

"Very good. As expected of a world superstar, Henry did so many ping-pong balls for the first time." Zhang Bing praised the Frenchman first. "Then the 1-minute timer will start. Is Kaka ready?"

"Okay." Kaka nodded.

"Okay, one, two, three, let's go!"

Kaka naturally doesn't know how to play thigh juggling, just toss the ball lightly, and his feet take turns bouncing the ball.

That rhythm and rhyme... No one doubted he could play like that for a day now.

Facing the auditorium, Henry tilted his head helplessly and spread his hands, with a smile of "what else can I do" on his face.

Everyone gave applause for the open-mindedness of the French striker.

"Okay, it's over," Zhang Bing pressed the stopwatch, "Now let our staff announce how many times Kaka flipped the ping pong ball in one minute."

Before anyone could announce it, some audience members who had been counting silently shouted, "85 times!"

"86 time!"

"85!"

There is no difference between playing once or twice. Although Henry did not admit defeat on the spot, it was the second time after all. He was interrupted twice in 1 minute, with a total of 54 bumps, which is awesome.

"Okay, then I will announce that the Kaka team will win," Zhang Bing signaled to the staff to bring up the prepared football and jersey for Kaka and Henry to sign on the spot.

Chen Yuxiu suddenly shyly said: "Kaka, can you write a few random words in the notebook for me, and then sign it?"

Kaka said: "Of course." "I want it, I want it too." The other two sisters jumped up immediately.

Kaka said: "Hurry up."

The three immediately ran back to their seats, and then two hurried back with a notebook and the other a postcard.

"Zhang Shumiao? A lady's Shu?"

"Correct."

"Okay, here it is."

"Thank you."

"Lu Zhuoyun... Lu from the land?"

"No, it's the road of Malu, thank you Kaka."

"You're welcome...Chen Yuxiu, Yuxiu of Zhongling Yuxiu?"

"Yes, yes, Kaka, your Chinese is really good."

"Thank you," Kaka didn't think of writing anything to her at first, but now he has, "Actually, my English is not bad."

The show came to an end soon, Kaka and Henry said goodbye to the audience, and hurried to the next show.

The three guys who were on Henry's team just now dispersed quickly, but the three sisters of Kakana's team became friends with each other because of this.

"What did Kaka write to you?"

"What about yours? I'll see first, 'May the world be kind to you'."

"Ahhh! It's really well written, and the words are beautiful."

"Where's Xiaoyun's?"

Lu Zhuoyun also showed off her notebook to the two friends she just met.

"May the beauty of the world embrace you tightly."

"Wish the world, wish the world, what about Xiaoxiu? Wish what? Wish the world?"

"You guys would never have imagined it. Just now I said that Kaka speaks Chinese well, and he said that his English is also good. In the end, he actually wrote me a sentence in English. You see." Chen Yuxiu opened her little star chasing notes while talking, smiling all the time.

The two also burst out laughing.

"It's so funny, this sentence is very suitable for you, classmate Chen Yuxiu."

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Sure enough, your English is not bad. I didn't expect you to be such a Kaka,"

"Good good study, day day up——kaka."

……

The next morning, at the Beijing Olympic Sports Center, a series of activities of the "Pepsi Superstar China Tour" were underway.

In a three-on-three-net football match, Kaka and Henry joined the two sides respectively, and their superb skills caused the audience to exclaim.

Since then, they have also participated in various football interactive games, drawn prizes for the audience, presented awards to the Pepsi futsal champion team, and led the fans on the scene to experience the wave of blue hurricane.

Finally, there was a unique "Pepsi Junior Football Class".

The 10 small players from the third team of Beijing Guoan Modern Club were divided into two teams, and Henry and Kaka became the head coaches to coach respectively.

The first and second halves lasted 15 minutes each, but as soon as the first half ended, Henry's team was abused 4-1.

After the rest of the players, Kaka high-fived the kid on his side, while Henry was a little anxious and kept instructing them how to play, but the translator from Pepsi was not even a fan, how could he translate his complicated tactical arrangements and football terms, and he was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat.

Henry turned his head and saw that Kaka was bragging with his team members, so leisurely.

He immediately rushed over and brought Kakara over.

"Quick! Kaka, translate for me!"

"Aren't you mistaken? We are rivals."

"Adversary? What opponent?" Henry pretended to be stupid, "Aren't we friends?"

"are we friends?"

"Of course," Henry stared at Kaka with wide eyes, "You and I, Henry and Kaka, good brothers!"

"Okay, okay, I lost to you, tell me, how do you want to beat me?"

"Ahem, listen up," Henry immediately cheered up, "No. 7 on the left, let him continue to strengthen his breakthrough, don't be afraid, push more towards the bottom line, he can do it."

Kaka nodded, "Number 7."

"Here." No. 7 with a small cut cut immediately jumped up.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, sit down," Kaka stretched out his hand and pressed him back to his seat. "Your coach said that your breakthrough skills are very good, but sometimes you are too sticky to the ball. Football is not played like this. Pass the ball more! Trust your teammates! Do you understand?"

"Oh, I know... I know."

"That's good," Kaka said and turned to Henry, "He knows, is there any more?"

"Well," Henry nodded with satisfaction, "Let No. 10 pay attention to the pressing in the frontcourt. Don't let them, no, it's your defenders who are so easy to control the ball. You need to make the defenders feel the pressure... No. 3, he loves long passes too much. This is five-a-side football. Pirlo will also kick the ball to the ground when he comes..."

Kaka immediately conveyed, "No. 10, don't go too far forward, you can try more long shots; No. 3, your long pass is good, but you can't just stare at the side, pay more attention to your teammates in the middle, try to pass the ball past the header..."

The translation next to me became more and more wrong.

People don't understand football, but they are not brainless.

The way he looked at Kaka completely changed.

You are such a Kaka?
In this campaign, the Henry team lost 2-8.

Flying to Shenzhen at noon, the French didn't talk to Kaka all the way...

This petty bag.

(End of this chapter)