I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 1 Kaka Ten Commandments

In May 2020, the Dijinghaoyuan community in the magic capital of China.

Zhang He was typing on the keyboard when the phone vibrated suddenly, followed by a WeChat notification.

He picked it up and glanced at it, and the message from his friend came into view.

"Boss, what are you busy with? Are you coming to eat chicken?"

Zhang He's right hand continued to dance on the up, down, left, and right keys on the keyboard, and his left hand quickly typed on the phone: "No, it's live."

"Damn it, the game is not as good as the previous generation, so you still play?"

"It's about feelings."

The other side directly sent a voice over: "What kind of weird lineup did you collect this time? The villain team, the skinhead team, the Vichy team, or the Ski team?"

Zhang He didn't reply, but called out the team list, took a photo and sent it.

"Battie, Baggio, Inzaghi, Kaka, Royce, Beckham, Alonso, Nesta, Maldini, Cannavaro... What kind of team are you? Blind the opponent with your face?"

Zhang Hedao: "I have this idea."

"It's already 0202, and the youngest Royce is almost 31. It's really sentimental," the old friend tutted twice and began to comment on the lineup. "Three central defenders? Will the two sides be blown?"

Zhang He returned to the game, with one hand controlling Maldini, who was holding the ball, and leading the opponent's striker to circle in the penalty area of ​​his own side. With one hand, he pressed the "press and talk" button on WeChat and said: "You look good, just enough good-looking boys, everything else is just floating clouds."

"It is strongly recommended to replace Lord Jiu with Torres. If necessary, Maldini can be used as a right back, and Toniu can retreat." My friend knew that Zhang He is a Torres fan, and he deliberately sent a squinting smile after speaking, "Isn't the best left back after all?"

"This can be."

"Besides, since it's a good-looking group, what about me, Costa?"

"That guy is a good-looking god group... Fuck! Let's do this first, let's talk."

In the game, Maldini's ball was suddenly intercepted by Henry, and he was rushing towards Casillas in a murderous spirit.

Cassie was put into this lineup not only because of his good looks, but also because of his ability, but Zhang He didn't think he could seal off the emperor's single-handedness.

Even in games.

Zhang He threw away the phone, and reached back to the keyboard with his left hand, but the phone hit the water glass on the table without hesitation.

The cup fell, and the water in it flew out and spilled on the keyboard.

And then... no more.

The ghost knows that because Mao Shangqian's mechanical keyboards are all conductive, anyway, an inexplicable time travel just happened in an equally inexplicable electric shock.

Remember in your next life, you must handle your phone with care.

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At St. Paul International Hospital, Zhang He looked at his "self" in the mirror and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

The face in the mirror was both familiar and unfamiliar.

Familiar because this face was once known to every household, unfamiliar because this face has become my own.

Even though many days have passed, he still feels a little bit in a dream.

"I became Kaka?"

Son of God... Kaka.

The last king before Melo... Kaka.

Moshang is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world... Kaka.

Two months ago, Kaka was suspended for accumulating yellow cards in youth team games, so he went to Brasilia to visit his grandparents. The family went to the water park for a party. As a result, Kaka fell directly to the bottom of the swimming pool while playing on the water slide—the kind that landed head first.

Although it didn't land directly into a box, I saw Hong on the spot.

The unlucky kid didn't take it seriously at first, but went to the hospital for a few simple stitches, and ran back to Sao Paulo for training the next day, but he didn't know that his neck started to hurt sharply soon after.

Kaka had to be hospitalized for treatment, but unfortunately his condition did not improve at all. In the next few days, his cervical spine became more and more painful, and he fell into a coma for a time.

Then the one who woke up turned into Zhang He.

He didn't know why he could pass through a reborn dragon after playing a game, anyway, it was like this after waking up.

As a Kaka fan, Zhang He has watched many Kaka documentaries, so he was naturally impressed by Kaka's injury.

If Kaka is really the chosen one like his nickname, then he should be chosen by God on this day.

Before the injury, Kaka was just a small substitute for the Sao Paulo youth team. Although he was outstandingly talented and well-known, no one would think that this tall and thin young man who looked gentle could make a name for himself. After all, there are too many young geniuses in Brazil, and they are almost as good as China's ping-pong geniuses.

It's just that after this time Kaka recovered from his injury, it was like a cheat was activated, and his career began to embark on a jaw-dropping fast lane.

That's an almost perfect path for a professional player to develop.

Youth team—substitute for the first team—playing at the last moment of the final to kill the opponent—main force—core—best rookie—entering the national team—World Cup champion—joining a world-class giant—substitute—main force—core—superstar—almost single-handedly helping the team win the Champions League—the best in the world...

Along the way, it may be a bit exaggerated to say that gods block and kill gods and Buddhas, but it is not an exaggeration to say that they have risen steadily.

No one is born a superstar, but some people are born destined to be extraordinary, and apparently this young man with a 28-letter name is one of them.

His talent is almost visible to the naked eye.

The first half of his life was as perfect as a fairy tale.

Part of his experience is comparable to that of the male protagonist in YY novels.

He is the arrogance of a generation on the football field. He is truly a favorite of thousands of people and is almost perfect.

What's more, it's still 2000.

Qi Xuanzong is in full swing, aliens are in full bloom, Henry is enthroned at Highbury, Sheva is crowned king at San Siro, Ferguson has just become a jazz, the first phase of the Galaxy is just preparing to set sail, Abramovich has not yet entered Stamford Bridge, Ronaldinho has not yet transferred to Saint-Germain, Messi has four years to go to La Liga, and Ronaldo has three years to go to the Premier League.

And Kaka is only.

There is no fame, no golden balls, no disturbances, no right and wrong, no grievances, no separation and reunion, and no scars and exhaustion all over the body.

This is not the most powerful Kaka, but it is the best Kaka.

I haven't seen all the flowers in Chang'an yet, and I'm still young in fresh clothes and angry horses.

Everything looks the best.

Of course the young Kaka didn't know this.

During the treatment, he referred to the Ten Commandments in the Bible and made ten wishes that would later appear to be heinously simple.

These ten wishes are what some fans call Kaka's Ten Commandments:

1. Return to the pitch to play football;

2. Promoted to the first team of Sao Paulo;

3. Enter the 25-man roster of the Sao Paulo first team in all competitions;

4. Strive to enter the list of 18 players;

5. Win the main position in the team;

6. Participate in the U20 World Youth Championship;

7. Get called up by the Brazilian national team;

8. Playing in the Brazilian national team;

9. Represent Brazil in the World Cup;

10. Transfer to Serie A or La Liga giants.

Starting from Kaka's current situation, each of these ten wishes is a luxury, but from the perspective of the reborn, these ten goals of Kaka are simply a joke.

The biggest wish of this kid who can’t even catch up with the wind on the pitch in the future is to play football again. This absolute superstar who will be chased by all the rich and upstarts waving checks desperately. Before that, he only dreamed of being in the first team of Sao Paulo.

Life is like a dream and a play, you never know whether what is waiting for you is a shock or a surprise.

"Promoted to Sao Paulo's first team... Entered the 25-man roster... Brother, how deeply do you misunderstand your talent?" Zhang He rubbed his face, and said to the handsome man in the mirror, "Then, from today, I will be Kaka."

Kaka used to have the Ten Commandments, but now Kaka has only two goals.

Be Kaka.

Beyond Kaka.

...Perhaps, there is something beyond Melo?

Well, that's three.

　The originally proposed title of the book was "I am Kaka", but it has already been taken. Later, I wanted to call it "I am Ricardo", but it was gone. Okay, "My name is Kaka", right?Facts proved that it was not possible, and finally came up with such a title under Datouwen's suggestion. According to him, the more magical the title, the easier it is to become popular... Don't count, five cards, the cover is ready to fit... Then I realized that it could actually be called "I am KAKA", but forget it, listen to Datou, he has a big head, and he must be right.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)