If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 949 Drunk
Shao Nanqin, 12:35:01: Help!
Shao Nanyin, 12:35:08: God, why wait for such a superb product.

Shao Nanqin, 12:35:15: Oh my god, can I drink alcohol on the plane?He came up with a wine bottle!

Shao Nanyin, 12:35:30: In theory, you can drink alcohol on the plane, as long as you pass the security check, you can buy drinks at the duty-free shop and bring them on the plane. Didn’t we sit at the bar and dining table for a while in the terminal? , maybe he brought the wine from there.

Shao Nanqin, 12:35:40: Isn't that the point?The point is that Nanyin save me!
Shao Nanyin, 12:35:50: Well, let me change seats with you directly. I think even if he is willing to change seats with me, the pregnant woman next to me will not be willing to sit with this kind of person. We can only change between the two of us. up.

Shao Nanqin, 12:36:05: Can you stand it?
Shao Nanyin, 12:36:20: I haven't seen anyone in the nightclub, isn't it just a hooligan with a mustache?I can make him sleep by himself in half an hour!

Shao Nanqin, 12:36:25: He sat down, I'll pee first.

Shao Nanqin quickly stood up after typing, but before she walked into the aisle, a hand was blocked in front of her, which made her heart skip a beat.

The floral shirt had already come to him, and he held the wine bottle and stared at Shao Nanqin. The stewardess who was not far away couldn't help but feel that he would suffer when he saw the late passenger, so he trotted over in high heels.

"This beautiful lady, in this terrible place, meeting you is the only treasure I found during this expedition. Can you give me a drink?" Three seconds later, Shao Nanqin took Shao Nanqin's hand in astonishment, and gave a not-so-standard hand kiss. When he spoke, his tongue was so big that he didn't know whether he was speaking English or French.

"I don't know much about drinking, I want to go to the toilet." Shao Nanyin choked out a sentence in Chinese, and regardless of whether people could understand it or not, she quickly withdrew her hand and wiped it on her trouser legs, and walked around the man in the aisle as if fleeing Ready to run to the bathroom.

However, at this time, the stewardess who had rushed over directly stopped her, and pushed her back to the original seat with apologetic gestures, "Well, I'm sorry for this passenger, the plane is about to take off, and the bathroom has been temporarily closed."

"Ah." Shao Nanqin looked blank.

"Who said that?" Unexpectedly, the face in the flowered shirt suddenly turned his head, looked at the stewardess and said seriously, "There are three urgencies, this beautiful lady can't wait to go to the toilet? Let the captain wait a little longer Take off in 10 minutes!"

"Well, I'm sorry sir, we've already waited for you to get on the plane beyond the scheduled take-off time, and the control tower is already urging you." It was the first time for the stewardess to see this scene, carrying a half bottle of whiskey while boarding the plane Passengers who drink only feel some scalp numbness.

"Then I. I won't go to the toilet." Shao Nanqin sat back blankly.

"There's no such thing, come on! Today this beautiful lady must go to the bathroom she deserves! If the control tower is in a hurry to take off, then ask the tower to take off by itself! We'll take off later!" The floral shirt poured the whiskey in his hand Shao Nanqin knocked on the armrest of the seat, and the half-stretched rich whiskey rushed out of the bottle and spilled on Shao Nanyin's trouser legs.

All the passengers in the cabin have already shifted their attention to this side neatly, and started whispering, most of them are full of contempt and curiosity, and a few of them are showing obvious resentment and anger because of the delay and such a commotion. angry.

"No, sir, please calm down." Seeing that she was about to suffer, the stewardess urged her quickly, "Please sit down first, our plane is about to take off, please don't delay everyone's time."

"Then tell me, who am I wasting time on? Believe it or not, I bought your plane, and I can fly it whenever I want! Then I bought all the towers too! Let your captain set a price!" The shirt twirled arrogantly, raised his hand and squinted at the watch on his wrist, and stared at him, let alone, that oiled hair and pencil moustache, the atmosphere of a perfect American hooligan in 1930 was stronger than whiskey After he came out, no one really stood up and fought with him in a bad temper.

There are still people who want to hate. A business elite who seems to be in a hurry almost couldn't help standing up and wanting to criticize this social scum, but the business elite suddenly caught a glimpse of the flowered shirt raising his wrist The watch that shows up when you look at the time.

It was a Royal Oak watch.

The business elites subconsciously glanced at the entry-level Rolex in their hands, and then changed into a pair of glasses to carefully look at the dress of the floral shirt. Good guy, I don’t know if I don’t look at it. Looking carefully, they found that from head to toe This man looks like a drunkard, although he is dressed casually, but some of the small jewelry bottles that are exposed are actually Lanchester, Attrayant, Vita, these super niche and extremely luxurious things that can’t be found on the Internet on weekdays. Taste.

So he immediately sat down obediently, deciding to sit quietly and wait for the situation to change, or some hot-tempered redneck from Texas could rush up and give this guy such a punch.

But it's a pity that the passengers on this flight seem to be civilized people, and they don't want to get angry with the rude people, especially if they still don't know the details and look like a rich man. To see whether it is reasonable or not, it depends on whether the other party's lawyer team earns tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of commissions every year.

"I don't want to go to the bathroom anymore, I suddenly don't want to go." Seeing the situation getting worse and worse, Shao Nanqin finally couldn't help but said, "Sit down first, the plane is about to take off .”

"As you wish, beautiful lady." Seeing what Shao Nanqin said, the flowered shirt immediately bent down, "But please let me in, and start this possibly interesting adventure."

It's not funny, I don't know if it will be, but these fifteen hours will really be an adventure, Shao Nanqin thought.

She retracted her legs and let the floral shirt go and sit inside. Seeing that the other party had finally calmed down, the stewardess couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief and walked towards the captain's room, pressing her forehead.

"May I know your name? Beautiful lady." Sure enough, as soon as he sat down, the man in the floral shirt beside him began to accost Shao Nanqin.

"My mother told me not to tell people my name casually outside." Shao Nanqin said a little stiffly, she was not socially phobic, but simply not used to dealing with drunks, she was sitting on the seat as far as possible to the aisle, and she was about to be caught The other party's body smelled of alcohol.

"You have a very good mother, so what's your mother's name?"

"I don't know. I grew up in an orphanage."

"That's really sad, and I'm sorry to ask about your heartbreak."

"It's nothing."

"As an apology, I think we should have a drink! To your unknown mother in the orphanage!"

The content of the conversation between Shao Nanqin and Hua Shirt is fragmented, and don't even think about talking about anything nutritious with a drunk who has already finished half a bottle of whiskey and is still drinking the other half, his words are totally illogical, okay?Shao Nanqin was talking nonsense, he was able to keep up with the radio waves and still keep talking.

"Are you sure you don't want to have a glass, my dear lady, a beautiful woman like you should be accompanied by the same beautiful wine, just like this bottle in my hand." The floral shirt tilted its head, in an almost Looking at Shao Nanqin with blurred eyes, "Yamazaki 35-year-old single malt whiskey, limited to 200 bottles worldwide, rare, worthy of collection, full-bodied, makes people fall in love at first sight and has endless aftertaste, just like you, miss."

Shao Nanqin is numb. She feels that the greasy men she meets on dating sites are not as good as the floral shirt in front of her. Anyway, those who meet on dating sites will first talk to you about Bach's life, Shelley's poems, and the universe because of entropy Zeng must go to the sad fate of heat death, and in the end, I will talk to you about the half price of the room at the IKEA hotel next door, and ask you if you want to share a couple's suite with him to talk about the true meaning of life.

"I'm fine, I don't need to drink, drink it yourself." Shao Nanqin refused dryly.

"Very good! Personality, I like honest girls, I did it first to show appreciation." Hua Shirt picked up the whiskey and took a sip under Shao Nanqin's dumbfounded gaze. The other party described the bottle as a global limited edition, with an alcohol content of about 41° Left and right straight whiskey cleans the stomach.

After drinking the whole bottle of whiskey, the floral shirt breathed out, and turned to raise an eyebrow at Shao Nanqin, probably to show off his drinking capacity.

Shao Nanqin didn't know what to say, so she fell silent.

This gave Hua Shirt a chance to continue to strike up a conversation, and started chatting with Shao Nanqin about some drunken things, happily chatting with Shao Nanqin about why he got on this plane.

According to the man in the floral shirt, he held a huge party on a huge luxury cruise ship on Lake Michigan an hour ago. Stars, gentry, DAs, and famous and hopeful people in Chicago all attended.

The flowered shirt vividly described how high the party was, how exposed the beauties were, how fit the handsome guys were, and the best thing was the luxury cruise ship, which took a lot of effort to transport to his super-large top-level cruise ship on Lake Michigan , a total of five floors, with aprons, casinos, and swimming pools!It cost a full [-] million U.S. dollars!

Shao Nanqin looked sideways at the porthole on the other side of the aisle the whole time, only looking forward to the plane taking off quickly, so she could only perfunctorily answer that this was all drunk talk of a drunk.

The flower shirt continued to say with great enthusiasm that they plan to let the cruise ship cross the entire Lake Michigan all night, and when the cruise ship reaches the middle of Lake Michigan at three o'clock in the middle of the night, they will launch the prepared super fireworks with a large equivalent. The super fireworks production process is to learn The formula of the Japanese fireworks festival, when it explodes, it can illuminate the entire freshwater lake, and he is under the fireworks!Just the host of that awesome party!

The more Hua Shirt talked, the more excited she became. Shao Nanqin became a little depressed, so she asked, why do you fly here instead of going to your cruise ship to watch the fireworks and have a party?

Floral Shirt paused for a moment and said that it was mainly because he was chatting with his friends after he built a champagne tower on the cruise ship. He insisted that the worst place in the world is the toilet in the subway station, because you may be in your toilet at any time. Dirty unidentified objects found on the edge!

However, his friend said: Brother, although you have a lot of money and a lot of girls, you still don’t know enough about some things. For example, the worst place in the world must be the economy class of United Airlines!The last time I was forced to fly the economy class and asked the waiter if there was any 'Egon Miller Schatzburg Riesling Sweet White Wine', they actually told me no!So I asked again that there is always "Air Force Two", right?They actually satirized me and said that if I want to drink these wines, I suggest ordering them at the bar of the private jet!Don't you think this is annoying!If my Gulfstream G650ER hadn't been towed for maintenance, and I was anxious to celebrate my lover's birthday in Munich, Germany, who would fly with United Airlines!Still economy class!Don't laugh, I bet if you got on the economy class of United Airlines, you would run away without getting your ass hot!

The floral shirt slapped his thigh and said to Shao Nanqin that he was not convinced at the time, saying that a real man can endure things that ordinary people can't bear, and I can even resist a beautiful woman with body odor. Can't sit still?He made a bet with his friend that he would let the helicopter on the cruise ship take him to the airport now, fly economy class on United Airlines to any city and then fly back, and if he succeeded, his friend would A Gulfstream G650ER will be sent to him, and if he fails the challenge, the luxury cruise ship on Lake Michigan will send him to his friends!

Even if it was a drunken talk, Shao Nanqin couldn't help but listen to it in a daze anyway.

The floral shirt complacently took out a cigar from the front pocket of the shirt, bit it in his mouth, took out the fragrant cedar wood and lit it with a match, and then slowly roasted the cut cigar head, smoking and exhaling with emotion He said that when he walked to the boarding gate just now, he saw the environment like a pigsty in the economy class and almost turned around and ran away. Fortunately, he saw you, the beautiful lady, which made me firm up my will to stay. You are God The rope cast down for me in the pigsty!I can climb to heaven by following you!

Shao Nanqin couldn't help rubbing her forehead, thinking that if the economy class was really a pigsty, then the man next to her was the only pig in the pigsty that kept humming at her.But she had to hold back the pain, the plane's engine was already running, as long as she could hold back the next fifteen hours of pain, she would be able to escape!
So where are you, Nanyin?Save me!Shao Nanqin took out her phone in pain and wanted to ask for help.

"Miss, do you want one too? I brought it from the ship, my friend brought it back from Cuba, a good smoke, a Cohiba cigar from the Jun Cellar series, suitable for men, and also suitable for a Cohiba like you A top-notch woman." The floral shirt took out another cigar like offering a treasure, her eyebrows trembled along with her mustache, and Shao Nanqin, who looked like a nouveau riche, was very apprehensive.

"No, I don't smoke, and I don't smoke cigars." Shao Nanqin, who was fiddling with her phone with her head down, refused, but she suddenly realized something in the middle of the refusal, and suddenly raised her head to look at the bearded man with a cigar in his mouth who kept puffing out smoke. stunned.

"Wait, what are you doing?" Shao Nanqin said.

"What are you doing?" The floral shirt scratched his head in confusion with a cigar in his mouth, and a puff of smoke came out of his nose. When Shao Nanqin was in a daze, he lit the cigar in his hand, put it in the other's hand and praised it highly, "Try Give it a try, it's really good!"

The smoke from the cigar rose slightly and entered the air circulation system of the Boeing airliner. The pregnant woman in the front row suddenly sneezed and said in surprise, "Is someone smoking?"

The next moment, the sound of the plane's engine stopped, and the Boeing passenger plane, which was about to soar, came to a complete stop in the rainy airport.Accompanied by the captain's angry reprimand and countless passengers' yelling and cursing, the cabin of the Boeing passenger plane began to jump up and down, and the takeoff was completely terminated.

(End of this chapter)