If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 819
When I got up early, I could hear the cicadas screaming desperately, the sun was so bright that it was a bit poisonous, and the room was as stuffy as the steamer where the monster steamed the fat monk in "Journey to the West".

Lu Mingfei was lying on the cold tiles on the floor with his limbs spread out like a pig that had been chopped alive, staring intently at the electric fan blades swaying up and down slightly, the wind chimes hanging on the window swaying gently, and the white sign with ink on it. The written 'Daji' keeps spinning to reveal the blue cloudless sky behind.

The house is so quiet that you can only hear the heaving and rising of the chest of something between a dead pig and a dead dog on the ground. Occasionally, the crisp ringing of bicycle bells can be heard outside the window, and occasionally, the sound of horns selling popsicles will spread along the sun-baked street. Next summer’s seasoning, cicadas are naturally mixed in. The sound is like a broken radio next to the barbecue pit. .

Even Lu Mingfei's thoughts kept drifting away in these traces that belonged exclusively to Xia Tian: Will I die if I continue like this?Does the world love me?Will tomorrow be better?Where is my future?What's for dinner tonight?Does anyone love me?
No one gave him the answers to these questions. Jay Chou's "Rice Fragrance" came floating from the street outside the window, and the lyrics sang the words "If you fall down, you dare not go on. Why are people so fragile?" "Degenerate" intentionally or unintentionally poked his spine and scolded.

But the more the lyrics scolded Lu Mingfei, the lazier he was, the lazier he was, he didn’t want to move. Without buying a bamboo mat wisely in advance, the cold tiles were the last sliver of temperature for him to survive this summer—the cold temperature.

crunch.

The blades of the electric fan suddenly went up and down, and Lu Mingfei's eyes suddenly widened, like a stranded whale seeing the waves of the rising tide. Unfortunately, everything fell into dead silence after that. The popsicle seller outside the window was still shouting, Zhou in Daoxiang Dong was still running forward, and the cicadas were screaming desperately.

The room was so quiet that someone had died. If we were to say who died, it must be Lu Mingfei’s innocence—in this world, it’s not naivety that defeats us, but innocence that defeats us.

On July 2011, 7, during the summer vacation of his freshman year at Kassel College, Lu Mingfei was lying in his cabin at home in a power outage, like a whale stranded waiting to die.

In the contemporary society of the 21st century, hot summer is no longer a rare disaster. The high-carbon society, global warming and doomsday topics have surpassed the Four Monarchs, Black Emperor, Ragnarok and other disasters in every day. Personally, the worse thing is that any of the above is true. But Lu Mingfei has no real feeling for any of them.

For Lu Mingfei, the four great monarchs, the destiny of mankind, and global warming are all too far away for him, as far away as a red balloon floating in the sky, hidden in the reflection of the glass curtain wall of the building, flying more and more High until it disappeared out of sight, and with a bang, it exploded.

Those are all mirages that he knows are destined to happen or have already happened, he can't change any direction, so he never panics or worries.

He thinks that the so-called disaster is that you have to wait for the meteorite to pass over your head and you look up to see its trajectory and wind pressure, and the price of pork has risen to a price that is so expensive that it will come alive from the cutting board and bite you, then you can actually experience it: oh , it turns out that the end of the world has really come.

For example, he can already feel the disaster befalling him now. The Street Society informed his community of a power outage for a day early in the morning, and there will be no electricity to bounce his electric meter until nine o'clock in the evening. It just so happens that today's mobile phone weather forecast A red high temperature warning was issued, and the highest temperature will reach above 40°C at [-]:[-] pm, which is the level where you can make lunch on the hood of a car by cracking an egg.

In this kind of weather without power, Lu Mingfei felt like a small pudding in the refrigerator, melting away bit by bit, leaking down from the cracks in the tiles, until it seeped and dried into the concrete and steel bars of the building.

Scientists said that solar activity interfered with the positioning of the whales, which caused the whales to swim to the beach and die due to the wrong magnetic field induction. Then die.

Lu Mingfei felt that he was the whale that couldn't think about it, lying on the ground feeling the high temperature and cutting open his body one by one, roasting every organ inside until it was crispy, while the cicadas were whispering whether to add cumin or chili On the other hand, he completely ignored the feeling of his whale wanting to eat a popsicle—the popsicle seller downstairs was indeed shouting, but when Lu Mingfei was distracted, he had already pedaled away with the tricycle, and went downstairs to chase after him. It was too late, so it ended up being sprinkled with cumin and chili flakes.

He suddenly missed the Dragon Slaying Academy in Illinois so far away. Although their professors and students are nonsense, their courses are also nonsense, and their three views are even more nonsense, but at any rate, that academy was named after the bronze medal of the Four Monarchs. After carpet bombing with Constantine the Lord of Fire, the Humanist Academy was able to pull off the grid again the next day.

There was never any power outage at Kassel College. The only power outage Lu Mingfei remembers after entering school was when Norma’s power grid was blown up by invaders. Besides, it can be said that the air conditioner is blowing cool all year round. Where is there a red high temperature warning? A power outage for maintenance?But after the holiday, Lu Mingfei also completely said goodbye to the 24-hour supper Yangfafu, and returned to his aunt's house in the coastal city—this was the only place he could come back to.

It's kind of nonsense.

Lu Mingfei never felt any sense of belonging to Kassel College, a place that firmly believes that "dragons" rule the world as an intelligent race, but the facts tell him that it is never places that give people a sense of belonging in this world, but The people in that place—he had originally made up his mind that if Lin Nian chose to spend his summer vacation in the academy, he would just stick by his side as a leg pendant.

But it is a pity that as soon as Lin Nian was on vacation, he got a plane ticket with Xiao Tiannv and went home. Chu Zihang also flew back to China after staying in school for three days to deal with the affairs of the Lion Heart Club; The chairman, Caesar, asked for leave in advance and went back to Portofino before the holiday. The reason was that if he went late, he would miss the best waves on the coast of Portofino.

In the end, even Fingel, who is in the eighth grade and will be in the ninth grade in the coming year, has packed up the waste materials that have been repeated for many years. After one school year, he used the illegal opening to earn a lot of gambling money and returned to his hometown in Germany. He took the CC1000 express train to leave school At that time, it was called a horseshoe disease. Lu Mingfei, who got a scholarship and got stuck because a few papers were not returned, was so angry that he turned around and searched for the probability of high-speed rail derailment.
After returning to the dormitory, Lu Mingfei suddenly found that he was the only one left in the big place, and everything on each bed was cleaned up. (After the Battle of Constantine, men and women lived in the same dormitory building.) The one that looks so small is also dragging a suitcase that looks bigger than her, preparing to go back to the Soviet Union. Oh no, Russia.

Watching people gradually go to the empty dormitory building, Lu Mingfei suddenly had the illusion that Kassel College was just a dream, and now he has to go back to the coastal city after waking up from the dream. Nagging, uncle complained and taught all day long.When the plane crossed the Bering Strait, took a taxi from the train station to the end of the familiar road, and stood in front of the familiar residential building with his suitcase, he realized that he had really stepped back from the dream. Reality.

In Kassel College, he was the gun king who shot the back of the Dragon King's head with a single shot on the night of the Battle of Constantine. The dragon kings who have been through the history of thousands of years have all died directly or indirectly in his hands. His name is as famous as the dragon slayer of destiny. Countless senior sisters who usually walk on the street and dare not take a second look are faintly showing signs of flirting. (illusion, but not necessarily).

But back in the coastal city?Facing the familiar aunt and uncle, as well as the thick radish strips that are not soaked in salt at all, he is still like a weak child who was twisted and preached after he went to the Internet after school in Shilan High School.After all, Lu Mingfei wanted his parents. He really didn’t see his father and mother this time. I heard that he was still carrying out a secret mission in a mysterious place where Lu Mingfei had to hug the columbarium and cry in mourning; My friend, Kassel Academy is indeed full of beauties, all of whom are in their early 1.7 meters. If you pick any of them, they are the future stars that Beijing Film, Radio and Television are vying for, but the only one who has been mixed for a whole year is Lu Mingfei. (So ​​far as the gossip) is only the Russian girl named Zero, who is still far away from bringing it home; the last thing is money.

Oh. Lu Mingfei seems to have a little money.

With the help of Lin Nian's sister, those papers were successfully handed in on the day before leaving school, and they were quite commended by the professor, who claimed that Lu Mingfei must be invited to give a public defense at the beginning of the summer semester. Lu Mingfei was sweating profusely due to the hard work of his younger sister "YiDian", but he could only go straight up to the bridge.

The scholarship of 3 US dollars, after deducting the hard work, the remaining 6000 US dollars is stored in the black card that is also a student card and a centurion, which is considered a huge sum of money that Lu Mingfei has never owned in his life.But someone who understands the theorem of the rivers and lakes that people who have money will float, and if they float, they will be stabbed . After all, he is counting on this small coffers. After graduation, he can't find a job and open an Internet cafe to live after graduation.

All in all, even in the summer vacation, without those scumbag dragon kings and the "XXX plan" of the executive bureau, life is still the same, but the number of times I am forced to nudge by my aunt every day has increased. Cousin Lu Mingze raised his eyebrows in front of him more frequently. But does he, Lu Mingfei, care?care?

The three views washed away by Lin, Chu, and Kai every day have long been rotten. Unless you, Lu Mingze, can blow up the next resurrected Dragon King empty-handed, there is nothing to worry about Lu Mingfei. What he was showing off in front of him, anyway, he was also a good student of Kassel who went to the Hall of Valor and received an honor from the principal of Angers. I heard that this honor will allow him to directly enter the executive department without assessment after graduation. The hell!Look at Ye Sheng and Yaji's "Kuimen Project" and the half-life appearance, he will never be angry with the iron-faced zombies when he opens an Internet cafe and charges Internet fees for minors.

"Daoxiang" finished and "Qilixiang" was played again. The cicada outside the window was chattering in the branches. The morning of the power outage really felt like summer. Lu Mingfei groaned as a sign of heat stroke. Sprinkling water to lower the indoor temperature, Lu Mingze went to a classmate's house, and his uncle used the name of work to spend some time on the air conditioner and afternoon tea, because when he was leaving, Lu Mingfei noticed that he was wearing the fake Really dedicated Rolex for afternoon tea.
The laptop on the table was on standby with a black screen, and without the support of a router, he could not connect to the Internet, which meant that his last link with Kassel College was also broken. The "Daily Report on Holidays of Kassel College" that professors and tutors nagged on weekdays I can’t even access the website of www.i-cassell-you.com. It’s even more difficult to log in to the foreign website of www.i-cassell-you.com by opening a hotspot on the 3G cellular network to connect this broken laptop.

I can't do "everyday", but I don't feel that there is much need to do it. I am not a busy person like Lin Nian. During the summer vacation, I play StarCraft every day, do the summer homework left by the principal, and memorize the chaos of Dragon Clan that is similar to "Hundred Years". The history of "Lonely" with the same name, a day passed in a daze.

That's pretty good too. The "daily" at Linnian must be reporting every day, right?Where did you go today to destroy the dangerous hybrid organization, where you went to hunt down the fallen deadpool tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, you flew to a deep jungle to kill the revived pure-blood dragons, Indiana Jones or Flying Eagle did not have him Being diligent doesn't mean envy, at least Lin Nian, who is probably sitting on an unknown plane now, has an air conditioner, right?Maybe there is a soft-spoken flight attendant handing over sour plum juice, I really envy someone on the road who is still lying on the ground to escape the heat during the high temperature warning.
Thinking wildly, thinking wildly, Lu Mingfei squinted his eyes and looked at the electric fan dangling up and down, hoping that the power would be restored soon, so that he could go to Lu Mingze's room next door to blow up the air conditioner (they had separated rooms), and the aunt next door was very angry. The penetrating voice came again, "Ming Fei! Don't get up early in the morning to play computer games, go down to buy a bag of Cantonese sausages and a handful of shallots, and go to the reception room to see if there are any new parcels coming!"

Auntie’s voice echoed in this big room, breaking through the walls and coming out. Why didn’t she also bring her along when she broke into the bronze palace?Standing in front of Baidi City and yelling a few times, Norton must not be able to bear the devilish noise, so he rushed out to bite and swallow this annoying middle-aged woman. This is much more useful than Constantine's remains. Also save money.
Lu Mingfei got up from the ground in a nonchalant manner, his eyes were dazed, the wind chimes on the window sill stopped there quietly, the white stripes of "Daji" stopped spinning, and the city outside the window was shining brightly in white. Well, the street trees on the street didn't move, and even the wind stopped after the power outage. It's really fatal to go out in this kind of weather.

"Hurry up! I've been calling you for a long time! Don't be lazy, people who are lazy are poor, and the one who is lazy is you!"

It seems that my aunt is still worried about the delayed scholarship that Lu Mingfei lied about, and once again made Lu Mingfei sure that hiding his clumsiness is a good choice. He agreed in one voice, took off his undershirt, and took a wet handkerchief to prevent power outages I soaked some water in the water-stopped bucket and wiped off the muscles with little exercise marks on my body, put on a new white T-shirt and shorts, stepped on sandals and went out.

Dodging the water splashed by his aunt on the bottom of his feet, Lu Mingfei opened the door, bowed his head, and ran outside. He felt that he was a roast duck in a stuffy oven, and the sweat that had just been wiped off could not help but drill out from every pore. Yelling and finally getting cooler, he hurriedly closed the door, but Lu Mingfei could only take the door behind him with his backhand and sat on the entire Flame Mountain by himself.

The sun shone on the corridors, and the reflections of several steps were a bit dazzling. Lu Mingfei walked on the edge of the wall to avoid the sun exposure, squinted and walked in the silent corridors. Summer noon can be compared with late night It is not an exaggeration to say that it is completely silent except for the disturbing sound of cicadas. The green tree outside the window at the corner was scorched to the point of dying on the window sill, begging for help, but Lu Mingfei couldn’t even save himself. ?I can only curse secretly and kill the power bureau.

Walking to the ground floor, Lu Mingfei suddenly stopped in his tracks because he noticed a hat-wearing figure not far away standing at the switch at the exit of the building, playing with something, sweating profusely.

Lu Mingfei took one more look when passing by with his hands in his hands, and it was only because of this one look that he suddenly stopped. He stared at this man and kept fiddling with the electric meter and switch of the building, and he didn't even have time to wipe off the sweat that slipped from the corner of his forehead. The most important thing is that he found that this person was wearing a blue overalls with National Grid written on it, and there was a work bag at his feet, which was full of maintenance tools and a mobile phone.

Someone from the power bureau?

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, suddenly overjoyed, and subconsciously asked, "Master?"

"What?" The hat-wearing figure turned around. It was a man with a fierce face and a scar at the corner of his brow, but he spoke kindly.

"Master, what do you do?" Lu Mingfei asked.

The man froze for a moment, looked at Lu Mingfei, and Lu Mingfei also looked at him, the tools in the tool bag lay quietly, the two of them didn't speak for a while, the sun shone brightly on the ground three steps away from them. With a blink of an eye, the cicada's cry made people choke and speechless.

"I'm sorry I'm an idiot. What I mean is, can you confirm the people in your power bureau, master?" Lu Mingfei wanted to raise his hand to slap himself, and the toes of the sandals were a little bit like picking three rooms and one living room.

"Yes." The fierce-looking master was a little dazed, "I heard that there is a problem with the power system in the community here and it keeps tripping, so I'll come and have a look. There are indeed some problems, but they can be fixed. I don't think it will take until night , I can call you in the afternoon."

"That's a good relationship." Lu Mingfei scratched his neck and immediately smiled, "Master, it's really hard to work on a hot day. If you want water, I'll bring you a bottle when I come back later."

"Ah, okay, thank you. Are you going out to do something? Young man." The master looked at Lu Mingfei.

"Buy something, master, take your time and I'll bring you some water!" Hearing that he could call in advance, Lu Mingfei was in a better mood, and happily stepped out of the big sun that he didn't even want to enter. After taking two steps, he cursed secretly, then quickened his pace and walked further and further in the bright sunshine.

Under the corridor of the community, the master holding a wrench looked at Lu Mingfei's figure melting in the sun like an ice cube. Suddenly, he was sweating and raining several times, and his breathing became heavy for no reason. After tens of seconds, he came out of the work bag beside him Pulled out a cell phone.

"Here's Black Hawk, target left, repeat, target left... I suspect I've been exposed!" he whispered.

"What's going on?" the other end of the phone asked in a low voice.

"The target person. You are more vigilant than expected, and you seem to have seen my disguise!" The master wrenched a wrench in one hand and a mobile phone in one hand with deep eyes.

"... How is it possible! Did you say something wrong?"

"Absolutely not. As soon as he came up, he asked me what kind of job the target person is more vigilant than we imagined! You must be careful in your next actions!"

"Got it." Said the other end of the phone, "Follow the plan and don't mess around, otherwise blood will flow like a river!"

(End of this chapter)