If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 529 Bread (16)

"Wait, wait, wait." Lu Mingfei couldn't help interrupting Cheng Huaizhou's words. If he had a normal head, he would never have dared to do this, but now it is obvious that his brains have been given by Cheng Huaizhou's words before. Messed up.

"Wait what? How about Kassel College has a lot to do with you? Your reaction seems to be that your girlfriend has gone abroad to be your schoolmate." Cheng Huaizhou raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Mingfei one more time, then looked at Lu Mingfei again. Chen Wenwen on the side.

The waiter put the three cups of drinks on the table. Lu Mingfei really wanted to take the Chunbingle in front of him and smash it on the guy's head, but he was forced by the big guy who could blow the top of the human body away, and Chun Bingle was a bit reluctant to pay for the money himself, but he still put his hands on his knees honestly.

"I feel a little bit now that you are using the matter of Kassel College to distract the topic. You should explain to me honestly how you got this thing, and don't fool me with the reason that you picked it up. If this thing can be picked up casually, then the academy must be very busy." Cheng Huaizhou lightly tapped the Banlan syringe on the table in front of him with his finger.

Chen Wenwen's attention was also attracted for a while, and it was not difficult for her to guess the real purpose of this thing after seeing Cheng Huaizhou's manipulation of the syringe, and she glanced at Lu Mingfei in amazement.Noticing the weird look in the girl's eyes, Lu Mingfei was also a little anxious and defended for fear of being misunderstood, "I picked up this thing by accident, an accident of accidents!"

"Is it really 'picked up'?" Cheng Huaizhou pressed his temple with some headaches, "You still want to be stubborn after being hunted down? Today's high school students born in the 90s really don't know the pros and cons of some things. "

"I don't even know what it is!" Lu Mingfei's eyes widened.

"You really don't know?" Cheng Huaizhou didn't feel convinced at all because of the kid's beard and eyes, but he pressed back with a more serious and menacing gaze.

Lu Mingfei froze for a moment, but still stared at the man with a roll of eyes. Chen Wenwen was familiar with this style, and the head teacher angrily reprimanded Lu Mingfei for being a weight that lowered the average score of the class. This is what Shanzi looks like, and it can be regarded as one of the few unique skills of someone on the road.

"It's a woodpecker? Have you considered frying it?" Cheng Huaizhou narrowed his eyes and asked.

"What do you mean?" Lu Mingfei asked subconsciously without understanding.

"Tough-mouthed, I want to see how a brat like you who doesn't know the sky and the earth will be tossed in the hands of the executive department. But it will hurt your girlfriend." Cheng Huaizhou glanced at Chen Wenwen and shook his head.

"We're not that kind of relationship." Chen Wenwen said with some embarrassment, but Lu Mingfei, who was about to explain, backed off.

"Isn't that the kind of relationship that holds the same umbrella? Nowadays, the relationship between high school students and classmates is really friendly. Back then, it was irresponsible for men and women to share the same umbrella, but we would be shamed as scumbags." Cheng Huaizhou sighed while drinking American coffee He said, but at the next moment he felt that he had strayed from the topic, put down the cup, slapped the table and stared at Lu Mingfei, "Be honest, tell me where it came from!"

"I really picked it up!" Lu Mingfei was sweating profusely.

"Then tell me how you picked it up?"

"I" Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded, looked at Chen Wenwen, and then at the expressionless Cheng Huaizhou, because he realized that his next speech might become a standard template for social death.

"Boy, if you can't say it now, someone will tell you later, and the method will not be too friendly. Your crush will have to suffer together. It's not for yourself, you have to think about your crush, right? You have to be brave to be a man, you have already dragged the girl beside you into the water, so don’t let her drown in the water with you, it’s called unrepentant, stupid and bad.” Cheng Huaizhou frowned.

"What crush?"

Cheng Huai Zhou almost scared Lu Mingfei away with a crush on him. Chen Wenwen, who was on the side, was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head and said nothing, leaving Lu Mingfei alone sitting next to her, feeling flushed, and her ears were hot all day long. The face is hot (this kind of reaction really happens in reality).

"People like you don't understand too well. As soon as I sit here, I can tell where your hormones are drifting." Cheng Huaizhou didn't intend to continue to talk about the love and love of these teenage years, "Let's be honest, things Where did it come from, don't let me lose my patience, if you don't say anything after drinking this cup of black coffee, the people in the executive department will get it."

"I thought we were simply drinking!" Lu Mingfei was startled, turned around to look at the rainy street outside the window, and almost stood up.

"Do you really think I want to drink coffee instead of going to the hospital instead of going to the hospital?" Cheng Huaizhou looked at Lu Mingfei strangely, "I just want to find someone who can ease your emotions. There are some reasons for you to stay by my side honestly, pointing a gun at your head is too vicious, and some of them don’t fit my status as a public servant, anyway, I’m still a people’s policeman.”

The people's police don't take the people's needles and threads, so can you pay me for this coffee meal?Lu Mingfei really wanted to say that, but this slot just rolled in his head and he couldn't say it.

"Before I called at the scene of the crime to have the body collected. After collecting the body, they will come here to deal with the funeral according to the location of the mobile phone's GPS. At that time, two things will happen." Cheng Huaizhou took a sip of black coffee Refreshing, "The first situation is that I will summarize the reliable and effective information I have obtained from you and inform the field members of the executive department who came to deal with this matter. You two can finish drinking the drinks in front of you and slap your buttocks." I'm leaving, but I have to obey the summons to go to a psychological counseling afterwards."

"I choose the first case." Before Cheng Huaizhou could say the second case, Lu Mingfei raised his hand.

"Then just tell me honestly how it came about." Cheng Huaizhou nodded and glanced at the watch on his wrist, "I'm going to leave work early today because I'm dealing with your shitty business. Picking up my son from school, and delaying dinner is not something that can be solved by kneeling on the keyboard all night."

"I really picked things up." Lu Mingfei paused and said.

Cheng Huaizhou raised his head and glanced at Lu Mingfei, but this time Lu Mingfei had no other messy emotions, and looked at this man very seriously and sincerely.

"Go on, I'm listening."

Lu Mingfei saw Cheng Huaizhou's appearance of listening carefully. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at Chen Wenwen, gritted her teeth and prepared to die, "It happened last night. I didn't go home after school and went to the Internet cafe."

From the beginning to the end, Lu Mingfei explained what happened last night that can be called "bizarre", instant noodles with marinated eggs and ham sausage, sudden abdominal pain, repaired toilet, and even listening to storytelling in the toilet Brother with some constipation. Of course, the most important thing is the pit that cannot be flushed in the maintenance toilet
It may be that Lu Mingfei’s talent for storytelling is full of his speech and reading habits in the literature club. The coffee cup that was brought up to his mouth paused for a moment and then put down, his expression was very exciting, and Chen Wenwen's expression on the side was even more exciting.

"Then I opened the lid of the sink and found that there was a plastic pocket stuck to the flush button, so I took it out and opened the door and walked straight away. When I left, there was a man in a mask waiting outside the door. If If I remember correctly, that man should be."

"It should be the guy whose head was blasted by me just now." Cheng Huaizhou nodded.

After Lu Mingfei finished everything in one go, Cheng Huaizhou's expression was very complicated. It was quite complicated. During his years as a non-staff member of Kassel College, he encountered many bizarre, intricate and surreal cases, but there was no What kind of thing can be as "surreal" as this one.

"Stretch out your hand." Cheng Huaizhou said suddenly.

"Which hand?" Lu Mingfei froze for a moment.

"Two." Cheng Huaizhou reached out and grabbed Lu Mingfei's hands and put them on the table, opened his shirt sleeves to reveal two smooth and white wrists, he was silent for a few seconds and let go, "So. Is it really a coincidence? It all stems from an accident caused by you not being able to poop down the toilet?"

"Can you use a more euphemistic word." Lu Mingfei didn't know what Cheng Huaizhou was doing, and when he withdrew his hand, his face was full of pain, and he didn't dare to look at Chen Wenwen who was beside him.

What could be worse than being next to your crush and confessing that you can't poop down the toilet and repair the flushing equipment on the spot?Probably no more?After talking about everything, Lu Mingfei felt that the confession energy he had brewed for three years in high school was now flushing into the sewer along with the flushing system of the damn Internet cafe.
".Do you know what this is?" Cheng Huaizhou pointed to the beautiful syringe and looked at Lu Mingfei.

"I really don't know, brother"

"Then do you know why I never believed you said that this thing was picked up?" Cheng Huaizhou asked, Lu Mingfei froze for a moment and shook his head to express his confusion, he nodded and explained, "Because this thing appeared in the hands of a high school student and I didn't It’s not surprising, but I think it’s reasonable, so I think you’re covering up and lying when you say you found it.”

"Now high school students aren't so outrageous, right?" Lu Mingfei couldn't help but explain to the high school students.

"It seems that you really don't know the purpose of this thing." Cheng Huaizhou glanced at Lu Mingfei's reaction and smiled, making sure that it was really an accident. "This thing is not a white thing as you imagined."

"White goods?"

"Black talk."

"Oh." Lu Mingfei understood, but immediately raised a question, "Then what is this thing?"

"Let's put it this way." Cheng Huaizhou pressed the syringe with his finger and rolled it twice on the table, "The things you picked up from the flushing equipment, after being diluted ten times by a special method, became the most popular among you high school students. I don't know what the technical term for this thing is, but I've heard a lot of people call it... 'bread'? Seems like that."

　ps: 1/6, make up

　　
　
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