If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 482 Backstage
Dai Zheng, the "know-it-all" among the seven dwarfs, adjusted his headgear and whistled and walked out of the staff toilet. In order to ensure the impression of tourists in Disneyland, each cartoon character has its own personality and habits, and their acting Investors also need to fully restore these characteristics, otherwise they will have to deduct wages.

After all, we all know that princesses and cartoon characters don’t need to go to the toilet, so they have to find the staff toilet in the corner when they want to be convenient. Whenever children who are too involved in the play see Donald Duck take their head off, they will leave Parents who have been under the shadow of a lifetime are enough to sue Disneyland in court.

After leaving the staff toilet, "Jack of all trades" walked towards the door of the roller coaster with ease and prepared to go back to the main force, but before he had gone a few steps, he suddenly stopped, and the whole doll froze in place in a daze Watching another "jack of all trades" approaching not far away.

This strange scene made many passers-by notice it. They stood there blankly looking at this strange scene. The two "know-it-alls" were deadlocked in place, as if they were looking at each other in a mirror. Almost all of them are exactly the same, as if they are performing some impromptu show.

When he found that there were people surrounding him one after another, the genuine "Jack of all trades" felt a little bit in his heart, what was going on in his heart?Improv?There is no notification in the park!He stared at the dwarf not far away for a while, both of them were motionless, frozen in place like statues, maybe the other party was as shocked as himself?

Although the "know-it-all" he plays is the boss of the dwarves, he is only a fourth- and fifth-tier cartoon character. Tourists see Snow White as the princess, who comes after the seven dwarfs? Possibly a so-called "true and false dwarf" improv program?
The genuine "Jack of all trades" tentatively moved one step to the left, and then he found that the counterfeit "Jack of all trades" on the opposite side also moved one step to the left. He suddenly jumped, and the other side also jumped. This move amused the tourists. laugh.The actor who was sweating in the doll's leather case could only continue acting according to his normal reaction, and started to approach the pirated "Jack of All Trades", and the other party also walked towards him, with exactly the same movements and expressions.
"The dwarf on the right is real, it's shorter!" A child among the tourists suddenly jumped up and exclaimed as if he had discovered something, pointing at the pirated version of "Jack of All Trades" on the right.

Now everyone realizes that the dwarf on the right is indeed much shorter. If the dwarf on the left is 1.6 meters, the dwarf on the right is only 1.4 to 1.5 meters. This height error was discovered for a while.

After the child made such a sentence to distinguish between true and false, the slightly shorter "Jack of All Trades" suddenly jumped up, turned around and pointed at the child, and then gave him a thumbs up, probably to praise him for being smart?Then he trotted towards the bewildered genuine "Jack of All Trades", raised his hands and punched the opponent.

"It's broken, I'm a stand-in!"

The original "Wanshitong" felt a sudden shock, and was immediately chased and beaten by the pirated "Wanshitong", and dared not fight back. If they fight each other at work, they will definitely be expelled from the kindergarten, and even worse, they may have to be sued in court. , he can only restore the animation effect, holding his head and fleeing in embarrassment, being chased and beaten by the smaller dwarves.

Until the end, he was forced to the corner of the crowd. Just when he was helpless and wanted to ask what the other party was going to do, the dwarf actually hugged him. He was stunned for a while, then hugged back stiffly, and then It was found that the pirated version of "Jack of All Trades" held his shoulders and waved hello to other tourists.

The tourists applauded loudly, and the pirated "Jack of all trades" walked up to the child who had pointed out the truth and patted him on the head as a sign of encouragement, and then took an apple from the basket of the genuine "Jack of all trades" and handed him a reward. As if this is a strange improv show.

Afterwards, in the bewilderment of the genuine "Jack of all trades", the pirated "Jack of all trades" slapped the real one on the ass, and pointed to Snow White and the other six dwarfs in the distance, probably meaning that the place is left to you, you I continued to play, and I slipped away first. In the end, the genuine "Jack of All Trades" could only stare blankly at this pirated version of me wandering and running to the staff lounge.

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The pirated version of "Jack of All Trades" entered the staff lounge, locked the door after checking that there was no one around, and took off the hood to reveal a petite woman covered in sweat. That face did not show much emotion due to the heat, and the ears Wearing a headset, he said, "You didn't tell me, did you?"

"No secrets, the impromptu performance is great, Miss Know-It-All, have you considered re-employment in Disneyland after being laid off? You are professional in playing dwarves." A neutral voice sounded in the headset, with some teasing in his tone It seems that everything that happened in the garden just now was seen by her.

"I have reason to suspect that you are maliciously slandering my height. If so, I will complain to the higher authorities." Paco took off the dwarf's costume and jumped out nimbly, his petite body was covered in talcum powder She skillfully took out the hat and staff uniform that had been prepared earlier from the staff's drawer and changed into them.

"Just complain to the 'emperor' about this matter? Come on, we have been friends for so long, can't we make some kind jokes with you?" The neutral voice said lazily.

"Do your duty well, wonderpus, although you did a good job last time, it's not a reason for you to be passive and slow down now." Paco adjusted the brim of his hat in front of the mirror to make sure that he would not be recognized by those who cared.

"It's not easy for us, okay, you prepare a perfect trip to Tokyo for the prince, and you wear a doll costume to give the empress apples to quench your thirst. I also honestly lie on the top of the castle and bask in the sun, watching at any time to see if anyone will treat the prince. A group of people plotted against the law, today we have become real maids, serving tea and water and doing everything." Wonderpus chewed gum and said, "If it was normal, I should have headshots in Syria or Afghanistan, but now I am in Disney Fortunately, I brought a bottle of sunscreen with me before going out, otherwise I would turn into an ugly duckling when I go back.”

"Always pay attention to the situation of the prince and his party, and report to me in time if there is any situation." Paco pressed the headset FM and began to issue orders on the public channel, "Apple can only quench thirst temporarily, what she wants is water, the whole roller coaster ride takes 5 minutes, I need to see you guys resolve this in 5 minutes without her being suspicious."

"Roger, in 5 minutes, the free cold drink booth will be pushed from the 118 area to the entrance of the roller coaster door."

"Roger, clearing the line from area 118 to the roller coaster."

"Roger, the cold drinks have been loaded onto the park car and are being transported."

In the headset, countless voices sounded suddenly, orderly and not chaotic at all.

There is an entire private team hidden in the public channel. At some point in Disneyland, there is already a service team of hundreds of people hidden in it. Actors, or stall owners selling snacks at the stalls, and even pretending to be tourists, accept orders from the main station anytime and anywhere to meet all the requirements of the situation.

"Be careful not to let your people get too close to the empress, and pretend to be natural. Even on the roller coaster, the prince is always paying attention to her position. If the prince wants to, he can reach her in an instant." Wonderpus reminded.

"The cold drink stalls will be pushed along the road, and many people will drink from them, so it won't arouse the prince's suspicion." Paco said lightly, "As long as you don't do things with the intention of doing bad things, it is difficult to really arouse his suspicions." After all, we really didn’t do anything bad.”

"But then again, we don't seem to have a unified address for "her". I remember that I always called Niangniang, and you always used "she" instead. The little girl of Mandy seemed to call her "" Big guys', I've always felt that it's a bit weird to have each other, and I've never been clear about the attitude of the 'Emperor' towards 'her'." Wonderpus said suddenly.

"You don't need to care about the title of 'her', and don't deliberately inquire about 'her', just do your own job well." Paco replied coldly.

"Being a servant girl? Okay, okay." Wonderpus sighed, "God, I understand the meaning of the Chinese phrase "accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger". This tiger is simply a spring tiger."

"Stop talking nonsense, monitor the situation around, and report any suspicious persons as soon as possible. If the other party makes any dangerous actions, they will be killed on the spot without asking for instructions." Paco said lightly, "Although the Japanese branch stopped many school They are the spies of the board of directors, but some of them are still with them. The motivation of this group of people is not as pure as ours, so it is difficult to guess what they will do."

"In short, stop them before they do bad things, and prevent them from appearing in the prince's sight." wonderpus said, "to ensure that this trip will be happy and happy, isn't this what we have been doing now?"

"Of course, some drama can also be appropriately used to enhance the sense of memory." Paco paused and said.

"A sense of memory." On the top of the castle, under the sunlight, Wonderpus lightly turned the scope of the sniper rifle and looked at the track at the highest point of the roller coaster. The minecart flew past the figure of the boy and girl on it. , can only see the golden trail left in the air, "Do you think the plan of the 'emperor' is really effective? I always feel that this plan is a bit of a joke."

"This is His order, so it must be effective." Paco said, "Every action of His has its own deep meaning. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to implement it."

"Because we will fail every time we think about it." Wonderpus sighed softly, seemed to remember something and stopped talking, turned his gun and looked at the door of the roller coaster, where the black-haired girl was gnawing on an apple and trotting towards the cold drink stand , hurriedly picked up three glasses of drinks and rushed to the exit of the roller coaster.

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