Game of Thrones: The Strongest Dragon Mother
Chapter 916 Euron farted
Chapter 916 Euron farted
Hai Ya had indeed been holding back for several years, the resentment and grievance in her heart urgently needed to be resolved, she hesitated for a moment, and said bitterly: "Euron cut off my hands and feet."
"Beast!" Green Apple Jon exclaimed in horror.
"Beast!" The Dragon Queen nodded in agreement.
"On the sea, some ironmen said that no chicken was better than a wizard, so Euron humiliated me by looking at the ironmen, while laughing at himself." The sorcerer Haiya felt sore, and shed tears again.
"Don't you think this blue-lipped wizard is scarier than a sheep?"
"Ironborn is so brave. He dares to use his second child to get a wizard, isn't he afraid of being cursed? This Haiya is the great wizard of Qarth, the archbishop of the Church of Wizards!"
"It's strange that superhuman powers don't seem to be as powerful as we thought."
Gradually, the river bend nobles who knew about the "Magic Academy Project" began to go off topic.
In fact, in Hewan, love between men and men is a tradition, and there is not much difference between strong men and strong women.
Back in the day, a straight steel man from the Targaryen family only worked as a bartender in High Court for a few years, and he didn't even want his fiancée known as "The Rose of the River Bend".
The fact that the wizard was stunned by the chicken tip shocked the nobles of the River Bend, not because of ethical factors, but because the fact that a great wizard with extraordinary power was played by mortals subverted their understanding of the extraordinary world.
"The curse needs to use blood as a medium, the process is very complicated, it is difficult to use the curse to harm people in person." Dani explained.
Then, she looked at the centaur maid again, "Jiqi, tell you sirs, how can the centaur prevent curses?"
"Don't be touched by the children of shadows, and don't allow witches and wizards to approach you, everyone knows." Ji Qi said bluntly.
"You have all heard that the centaur's method is simple and crude, but very effective, and can avoid more than [-]% of the curse.
In fact, don’t be afraid of being cursed, just find the archbishop of the local church and ask him to help dispel it with magic. "
Looking at the audience with thoughtful faces, Danni said again: "Hai Ya, you continue."
"He locked me in a box for confinement, and put the box under the bed to listen to him playing with men," the wizard lamented.
"I understand, I will help you get justice later." Dani was a little disappointed, these revelations were not enough to explode!
She turned her gaze to the other box, a thin man with a hooked nose and dark eyes, who may have not been groomed for a long time, with long and unkempt hair and beard, with dry seaweed in between, like a child of the forest plucking flowers. It is generally used as an ornament in the hair room.
"Aeron Wetfa, you are Euron's own brother. Why are you being tortured by him?"
"Do demons need a reason to do evil?" Aeron said with a grim expression.
"I heard that Shifa is planning to instigate the Ironmen to rebel against the Crow's Eye." Earl Matus frowned.
The mainstream belief in the Iron Islands is the Drowned God, and the priests who serve the Drowned God are "Drowned Man", and Aeron "Wetfa" is the leader of the Drowned Man, equivalent to the archbishop of the Church of the Drowned God.
"Your Majesty, did you really hunt down the Storm God last time? What was the result?" Matus suddenly asked an irrelevant question with a curious expression.
Dani was stunned for a moment, and said casually: "It just so happened, the tornado encountered a big storm, and then the two of us went through a few tricks.
Alas, that guy looked fierce, but he was actually very weak. He was hacked a few times by me, and then he ran away without a trace. "
Matus's old face turns blue and turns pale, and the audience around him also look dull.
"Hahaha, I understand." Aeron was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed loudly. "So, Euron was abandoned by the Storm God. He is the last sacrifice of the Storm God. This is the teaching of the Storm God!"
"No matter what you get from the Storm God, the final outcome is still to walk into the trap He prepared for you. He will laugh in the sky and watch you go to destruction." He turned his head and expressed his joy at the wooden box next to him. laughing out loud.
Matus recovered from his wet-haired wild laughter, and said puzzledly: "I have always suspected that the Storm God and the Drowned God were invented by the ironmen.
Well, maesters think so, and I'm influenced.
Since the gods are true, why didn't the Drowned God respond to Priest Aeron's humiliation?Aren't the Storm God and the Drowned God eternal enemies? "
Aeron's laughter stopped abruptly.
Dany narrowed her eyes and looked at the skinny man with greasy to wet hair for a while, and asked, "Are you also abandoned by the Drowned God?"
"No, you are talking nonsense, I have been to the Drowned God's Palace of Flowing Water, and I am the one chosen by the Drowned God!" Aeron said excitedly.
The Palace of Flowing Water under the sea is the kingdom of the Drowned God, similar to the heaven of the Church of the Seven Gods.
"Why do you say that you have been to the Palace of Falling Water?" Dany doubted.
"I've been there." Aeron didn't explain, but said firmly.
Dany glanced at the knights and knights below, "Who knows his situation?"
A hedge knight with a triangular face stood up, looked at the Dragon Queen excitedly, and said, "I heard that 14 years ago, King Balon raised his flag to rebel, and Aeron's longship was sunk by Stannis' fleet.
The others sank to the bottom of the ocean, and Damphair himself nearly drowned, but rose again on the beach after a few days at sea.
From then on, Aeron changed from a lazy and vulgar alcoholic to an indifferent ascetic monk.
He claimed to have been to the palace of flowing water, and the Drowned God helped him start a second life.
According to the iron people, the dead are not dead, but will rise again, and the power will be stronger.
Among the common Ironborn, he is very prestigious, and the Drowned people of the Iron Islands obey him even more. "
The knight's description was fairly detailed and objective, and Dany gradually heard something unusual.
It is very possible that Aeron was really taken care of by the Drowned God, otherwise the Drowned God's monks would not be so obedient.
"What did you do that violated the teachings of the Drowned God, and turned from being favored by the gods to being abandoned by the gods?" she asked curiously.
"I am willing to dedicate everything to the Drowned God, and the Drowned God has not abandoned me. I have been to the Palace of Flowing Water!" Aeron exclaimed with some trepidation.
"Perhaps, he really violated the doctrine of the Drowned God." Among the crowd, a hunched old scholar hesitated.
Dany knew him, the maester of the Crow's Nest at the Longtable.
"What do you know, Maester Ferguson?" she asked.
The hunchbacked bachelor said: "After Balon died, Euron returned. But Aeron didn't want Euron to be the new king of the Iron Islands, so, now, after 2000 years, he once again initiated a king selection meeting.
The Kingshoot is the sacred law made by the first Drowned Man under the instruction of the Drowned God, which is more sacred than the sacred oath and the oath of kings and ministers.
However, after Euron climbed to the Seastone Seat through the most traditional way, Aeron violated his promise and secretly gathered the Drowned and Ironborn, intending to overthrow Euron's rule by force. "
"Euron is a man of faith, he has turned from the faith of the Drowned God, and no godless man shall ever sit on the Seastone Seat."
Aeron shouted eagerly, seemingly defending the Dragon Queen, but in fact it was more like convincing some inexplicable existence.
Dany looked at him with pity, and thought: You have also abandoned the teachings of the Drowned God, and punishing those who do not respect God in a godless way is still blasphemy.
She thought so, but she didn't say it.Today came to judge Euron, and Dany had no intention of redeeming a follower of the Drowned God.
"At least Euron didn't kill you, no kinslayer," she said.
"No, he committed kinicide very early, he killed Haroon, Robin, and Balon," Aeron cried.
"Hiss~~" As soon as the words came out, there was another horrified gasp from the surrounding crowd.
"Balon is your brother, rebel Balon Greyjoy? Who are the other two?" Dany asked.
Ferguson, the hunchbacked bachelor, should have a good understanding of the Iron Islands. Before Aeron could answer, he took the initiative to explain to the Queen: "King Balon's father, the Duke of Cologne, married three wives successively. Harron and Robin are the other two. Lady's children, all of whom died young, and are unknown beyond the Iron Islands."
"I didn't expect them to be murdered by Euron. Seven gods, how old was Euron? And King Balon." At the end, the hunchbacked bachelor's old face was full of horror.
"Open the lid and see what Euron has to say," Dany said.
The white knight Geraldine carried out the Queen's orders.
"What is there to say? Not only did I kill my relatives, but I also beat Aeron, the Drowned God's cousin, several times!" King Euron smiled maliciously at his brother beside him.
Aeron seemed to be awakened by a certain terrifying memory, and the resentment on his face instantly turned into panic.
Facing King Euron who had lost his limbs, he actually shrank a little.
Dany twisted her face, looking from Euron to Aeron.
"What else have you done, recruit them!" She felt disgusted, and wanted to end this big trial quickly.
King Euron looked around with eyes of contempt, hatred, and fear, and said with a nonchalant smile: "All the actions of the Ironborn are sins in your eyes, do you want to tell all about my great achievements in the past few decades?
I have fucked Cersei, humiliated Queen Margaery, and licked my crotch for two of the noblest women in Westeros.
I have plundered the whole world, I have practiced ancient ways on the five oceans, I have sat on the Iron Throne, I have ruled the world, I have ravaged all beings in the seven kingdoms!
I have accomplished a feat that has never been achieved by iron races in the past. I will stand on the peak of the ancient road and overlook all the iron races and pirates who have walked on the ancient road in the past, present, and future.
I'm high enough, my life is perfect, your trial at this time is like a fart~~Bool~~~"
King Euron pursed his blue lips, playfully imitating the movement and sound of farting towards the dragon queen above him.
Then, "Boolean~~~~"
He really let out a loud and long fart from his lower body.
"Hahaha, when life is coming to an end, the so-called trial is a fart! Especially, my glorious and unruly life was personally brought to an end by the number one queen and number one god in the world, and my merits and virtues are complete!"
King Euron laughed wildly, "So, Daenerys, you think you are enforcing justice, but in fact your current actions are just proving one thing - there is no real justice in this world!
Justice that is long overdue is not only not justice, but also an accelerant for evil.
This trial will not warn anyone, they will only envy me, and then try to become the second King Euron, Pirate King, King of the Seven Kingdoms, and King of Sin! "
"Arrogance!" Jero Dayne yelled angrily.
The indifferent white knight blushed at this time, excited,
"Euron is mad." The nobles' faces were pale, and their voices were weak.
"Your trial is not only a warning to the world, it will also comfort the dead victims." Matus said with dark eyes.
ps: In the next chapter, Dany will tell Euron to cry "Our Lady of Mercy".
(End of this chapter)
Hai Ya had indeed been holding back for several years, the resentment and grievance in her heart urgently needed to be resolved, she hesitated for a moment, and said bitterly: "Euron cut off my hands and feet."
"Beast!" Green Apple Jon exclaimed in horror.
"Beast!" The Dragon Queen nodded in agreement.
"On the sea, some ironmen said that no chicken was better than a wizard, so Euron humiliated me by looking at the ironmen, while laughing at himself." The sorcerer Haiya felt sore, and shed tears again.
"Don't you think this blue-lipped wizard is scarier than a sheep?"
"Ironborn is so brave. He dares to use his second child to get a wizard, isn't he afraid of being cursed? This Haiya is the great wizard of Qarth, the archbishop of the Church of Wizards!"
"It's strange that superhuman powers don't seem to be as powerful as we thought."
Gradually, the river bend nobles who knew about the "Magic Academy Project" began to go off topic.
In fact, in Hewan, love between men and men is a tradition, and there is not much difference between strong men and strong women.
Back in the day, a straight steel man from the Targaryen family only worked as a bartender in High Court for a few years, and he didn't even want his fiancée known as "The Rose of the River Bend".
The fact that the wizard was stunned by the chicken tip shocked the nobles of the River Bend, not because of ethical factors, but because the fact that a great wizard with extraordinary power was played by mortals subverted their understanding of the extraordinary world.
"The curse needs to use blood as a medium, the process is very complicated, it is difficult to use the curse to harm people in person." Dani explained.
Then, she looked at the centaur maid again, "Jiqi, tell you sirs, how can the centaur prevent curses?"
"Don't be touched by the children of shadows, and don't allow witches and wizards to approach you, everyone knows." Ji Qi said bluntly.
"You have all heard that the centaur's method is simple and crude, but very effective, and can avoid more than [-]% of the curse.
In fact, don’t be afraid of being cursed, just find the archbishop of the local church and ask him to help dispel it with magic. "
Looking at the audience with thoughtful faces, Danni said again: "Hai Ya, you continue."
"He locked me in a box for confinement, and put the box under the bed to listen to him playing with men," the wizard lamented.
"I understand, I will help you get justice later." Dani was a little disappointed, these revelations were not enough to explode!
She turned her gaze to the other box, a thin man with a hooked nose and dark eyes, who may have not been groomed for a long time, with long and unkempt hair and beard, with dry seaweed in between, like a child of the forest plucking flowers. It is generally used as an ornament in the hair room.
"Aeron Wetfa, you are Euron's own brother. Why are you being tortured by him?"
"Do demons need a reason to do evil?" Aeron said with a grim expression.
"I heard that Shifa is planning to instigate the Ironmen to rebel against the Crow's Eye." Earl Matus frowned.
The mainstream belief in the Iron Islands is the Drowned God, and the priests who serve the Drowned God are "Drowned Man", and Aeron "Wetfa" is the leader of the Drowned Man, equivalent to the archbishop of the Church of the Drowned God.
"Your Majesty, did you really hunt down the Storm God last time? What was the result?" Matus suddenly asked an irrelevant question with a curious expression.
Dani was stunned for a moment, and said casually: "It just so happened, the tornado encountered a big storm, and then the two of us went through a few tricks.
Alas, that guy looked fierce, but he was actually very weak. He was hacked a few times by me, and then he ran away without a trace. "
Matus's old face turns blue and turns pale, and the audience around him also look dull.
"Hahaha, I understand." Aeron was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed loudly. "So, Euron was abandoned by the Storm God. He is the last sacrifice of the Storm God. This is the teaching of the Storm God!"
"No matter what you get from the Storm God, the final outcome is still to walk into the trap He prepared for you. He will laugh in the sky and watch you go to destruction." He turned his head and expressed his joy at the wooden box next to him. laughing out loud.
Matus recovered from his wet-haired wild laughter, and said puzzledly: "I have always suspected that the Storm God and the Drowned God were invented by the ironmen.
Well, maesters think so, and I'm influenced.
Since the gods are true, why didn't the Drowned God respond to Priest Aeron's humiliation?Aren't the Storm God and the Drowned God eternal enemies? "
Aeron's laughter stopped abruptly.
Dany narrowed her eyes and looked at the skinny man with greasy to wet hair for a while, and asked, "Are you also abandoned by the Drowned God?"
"No, you are talking nonsense, I have been to the Drowned God's Palace of Flowing Water, and I am the one chosen by the Drowned God!" Aeron said excitedly.
The Palace of Flowing Water under the sea is the kingdom of the Drowned God, similar to the heaven of the Church of the Seven Gods.
"Why do you say that you have been to the Palace of Falling Water?" Dany doubted.
"I've been there." Aeron didn't explain, but said firmly.
Dany glanced at the knights and knights below, "Who knows his situation?"
A hedge knight with a triangular face stood up, looked at the Dragon Queen excitedly, and said, "I heard that 14 years ago, King Balon raised his flag to rebel, and Aeron's longship was sunk by Stannis' fleet.
The others sank to the bottom of the ocean, and Damphair himself nearly drowned, but rose again on the beach after a few days at sea.
From then on, Aeron changed from a lazy and vulgar alcoholic to an indifferent ascetic monk.
He claimed to have been to the palace of flowing water, and the Drowned God helped him start a second life.
According to the iron people, the dead are not dead, but will rise again, and the power will be stronger.
Among the common Ironborn, he is very prestigious, and the Drowned people of the Iron Islands obey him even more. "
The knight's description was fairly detailed and objective, and Dany gradually heard something unusual.
It is very possible that Aeron was really taken care of by the Drowned God, otherwise the Drowned God's monks would not be so obedient.
"What did you do that violated the teachings of the Drowned God, and turned from being favored by the gods to being abandoned by the gods?" she asked curiously.
"I am willing to dedicate everything to the Drowned God, and the Drowned God has not abandoned me. I have been to the Palace of Flowing Water!" Aeron exclaimed with some trepidation.
"Perhaps, he really violated the doctrine of the Drowned God." Among the crowd, a hunched old scholar hesitated.
Dany knew him, the maester of the Crow's Nest at the Longtable.
"What do you know, Maester Ferguson?" she asked.
The hunchbacked bachelor said: "After Balon died, Euron returned. But Aeron didn't want Euron to be the new king of the Iron Islands, so, now, after 2000 years, he once again initiated a king selection meeting.
The Kingshoot is the sacred law made by the first Drowned Man under the instruction of the Drowned God, which is more sacred than the sacred oath and the oath of kings and ministers.
However, after Euron climbed to the Seastone Seat through the most traditional way, Aeron violated his promise and secretly gathered the Drowned and Ironborn, intending to overthrow Euron's rule by force. "
"Euron is a man of faith, he has turned from the faith of the Drowned God, and no godless man shall ever sit on the Seastone Seat."
Aeron shouted eagerly, seemingly defending the Dragon Queen, but in fact it was more like convincing some inexplicable existence.
Dany looked at him with pity, and thought: You have also abandoned the teachings of the Drowned God, and punishing those who do not respect God in a godless way is still blasphemy.
She thought so, but she didn't say it.Today came to judge Euron, and Dany had no intention of redeeming a follower of the Drowned God.
"At least Euron didn't kill you, no kinslayer," she said.
"No, he committed kinicide very early, he killed Haroon, Robin, and Balon," Aeron cried.
"Hiss~~" As soon as the words came out, there was another horrified gasp from the surrounding crowd.
"Balon is your brother, rebel Balon Greyjoy? Who are the other two?" Dany asked.
Ferguson, the hunchbacked bachelor, should have a good understanding of the Iron Islands. Before Aeron could answer, he took the initiative to explain to the Queen: "King Balon's father, the Duke of Cologne, married three wives successively. Harron and Robin are the other two. Lady's children, all of whom died young, and are unknown beyond the Iron Islands."
"I didn't expect them to be murdered by Euron. Seven gods, how old was Euron? And King Balon." At the end, the hunchbacked bachelor's old face was full of horror.
"Open the lid and see what Euron has to say," Dany said.
The white knight Geraldine carried out the Queen's orders.
"What is there to say? Not only did I kill my relatives, but I also beat Aeron, the Drowned God's cousin, several times!" King Euron smiled maliciously at his brother beside him.
Aeron seemed to be awakened by a certain terrifying memory, and the resentment on his face instantly turned into panic.
Facing King Euron who had lost his limbs, he actually shrank a little.
Dany twisted her face, looking from Euron to Aeron.
"What else have you done, recruit them!" She felt disgusted, and wanted to end this big trial quickly.
King Euron looked around with eyes of contempt, hatred, and fear, and said with a nonchalant smile: "All the actions of the Ironborn are sins in your eyes, do you want to tell all about my great achievements in the past few decades?
I have fucked Cersei, humiliated Queen Margaery, and licked my crotch for two of the noblest women in Westeros.
I have plundered the whole world, I have practiced ancient ways on the five oceans, I have sat on the Iron Throne, I have ruled the world, I have ravaged all beings in the seven kingdoms!
I have accomplished a feat that has never been achieved by iron races in the past. I will stand on the peak of the ancient road and overlook all the iron races and pirates who have walked on the ancient road in the past, present, and future.
I'm high enough, my life is perfect, your trial at this time is like a fart~~Bool~~~"
King Euron pursed his blue lips, playfully imitating the movement and sound of farting towards the dragon queen above him.
Then, "Boolean~~~~"
He really let out a loud and long fart from his lower body.
"Hahaha, when life is coming to an end, the so-called trial is a fart! Especially, my glorious and unruly life was personally brought to an end by the number one queen and number one god in the world, and my merits and virtues are complete!"
King Euron laughed wildly, "So, Daenerys, you think you are enforcing justice, but in fact your current actions are just proving one thing - there is no real justice in this world!
Justice that is long overdue is not only not justice, but also an accelerant for evil.
This trial will not warn anyone, they will only envy me, and then try to become the second King Euron, Pirate King, King of the Seven Kingdoms, and King of Sin! "
"Arrogance!" Jero Dayne yelled angrily.
The indifferent white knight blushed at this time, excited,
"Euron is mad." The nobles' faces were pale, and their voices were weak.
"Your trial is not only a warning to the world, it will also comfort the dead victims." Matus said with dark eyes.
ps: In the next chapter, Dany will tell Euron to cry "Our Lady of Mercy".
(End of this chapter)
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