Chapter 1148 Wipe Your Ass

"Damn, I really have a problem with my memory."

After staying 100 million years ago for 2000 years, returning to the original time and space, only a moment passed, and then Dany woke up suddenly: the bullshit she boasted back then seemed to have become a reality, but in the time and space 100 million years ago, she made this Forget about it.

"Why is that?"

Slaver's Bay, Christmas Day.

When the parade of floats came to the pyramid, the square was already crowded with people. The dwarf grabbed Geralt who was pushing forward and said, "You are such a big man, and you still go to the circus like a child? Let's find a place to drink." .”

"I've been running around for the past few years, and I haven't had a happy life for a few days. Now it's so peaceful and prosperous, what's wrong with me being happy?
Moreover, I was with Yennefer, but you found me, and I even got separated. ’ Geralt grumbled.

He had already taken off the witcher leather armor, put on a purple woolen overcoat, and wore a five-color canvas hat marked "Long Live the Emperor of Heaven". He was submerged in the crowd and could not be distinguished from the guests and people in Slaver's Bay.

"I haven't seen you for a few years. I miss you. You can see Yennefer anytime. I have to go back to Aedirn in two days." The dwarf pulled the demon hunter towards the Temple of Grace.

Geralt said helplessly, "Christmas Day is another 150th birthday. Every household is going out to celebrate. The Red Saintess will definitely not pick up the guests."

"If I don't look for a woman, I'll just try to be quiet."

"Forget it, let's go back to the Great Pyramid, I don't want to waste my time explaining to Yennefer." The witcher struggled to walk towards the pyramid.

"How have you been living these past few years?" The dwarf didn't insist anymore, and asked as he walked.

"Last time in Stilga, you didn't even say hello to Melisandre, just ran away, and didn't contact us afterwards. Now you have the face to ask?" Geralt sneered.

"I lost half of my body, and my vitality was severely injured. It took me two years to recuperate my body. What else do you want from me?" the dwarf sighed.

"You don't need to run, Ciri's crying has already moved Emhyr, making him understand that forcing will only lead to a repeat of Pavita's tragedy, and he let us go directly later." Geralt said.

"That's a crazy monster, it's the mad king!" Tyrion exclaimed, "I know the mad king better than you. They often think about it for a moment, and they give up the decision they had insisted on for a long time and made a decision in the next moment. the opposite.

Emhyr's repeated behaviors just proved that he is the mad king.

What if Melisandre and I don't run away immediately, but show our whereabouts and get together with you, maybe he has murderous intentions again, thinking that he can kill someone to silence him?
The red-robed girl and I ran away immediately, which made him dare not harm you any more. "

"Even if you are right, why didn't you come to us later?" Geralt said.

"Running is ugly after all, I'm sorry to see you again; secondly, you are the source of trouble and disaster, I don't want to provoke you." Tyrion said confidently.

"Hey, Brandon, who are you?" At the gate of the pyramid, they saw Brandon and Pavita chattering.

Brandon looked enthusiastic, while Pavetta responded coldly.

"I invited Pavetta to watch a play in the square." Bran withdrew his right hand that was holding Pavetta's sleeve, with an embarrassed expression on his face.

"Master, I'm going to find Xili." Pavita saluted the old monk, turned around and disappeared into the crowd.

"Hey——" Brandon stretched out his hand to pull it, his expression darkened.

"Boy, you don't really fall in love with her, do you?" the dwarf asked in surprise.

"I'm not sure, but there must be obsessions, but she still can't let go of Duni." Bran sighed.

"What?" The dwarf was shocked, "Didn't you tell her what the monster did?"

"Oh, that bastard Emhyr reined in at the last moment, and finally let Ciri go, and later declared Ciri to be his sole heir." Brandon sighed.

While talking, several people came to the big stone steps on the third floor. The servants moved out the tables and chairs and brought wine and food. They sat in the sun on the "third floor" and watched the bustling scenery below.

"It's a good position, you can even hear the vocal music from the other side of the stage." Geralt laughed.

"Even if Duny didn't marry Ciri, how many bad things did he do before? For example, the Sintra massacre, how do you count?
Moreover, Doni said in person that he doesn't love her, and even the unexpected law may be a specially arranged conspiracy. ' Tyrion wondered.

"No matter how many evil things Duny has done, he has been single for more than ten years." Geralt sighed.

"What's wrong with being single?" The dwarf was puzzled.

"Dony really doesn't have much love for Pavetta, but he only loves Pavetta in his life. The key is that he is still the emperor who conquered the world."

"I don't understand, is there any relationship between this?" The dwarf asked blankly.

"Oh, I didn't understand at first either," Geralt sighed, resting his forehead. "Later, Yennefer showed me the romance novel "The Overlord Loves Me."

The witcher's expression began to twist.

"Well, reading that book was more painful than fighting Wild Hunt, but I kind of figured out what happened to Pavetta.

Like the heroine of romance novels, she cares most about love.

She married Hedgehog because of love.

She broke up with Donnie only because she found out that he didn't love her as much as she thought.

Now she saw that he only had her in his heart, and she couldn't let him go again. "

"I don't understand," murmured the dwarf.

Bran glanced at him with a sense of superiority, "Uncle, although you have a good reputation and a long history in the world, in the end, your level is low."

"What, you want to challenge me?" Tyrion squinted at him from the corner of his eye.

"In terms of women, you are really inferior to me." Bran looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle and sighed.

"What do you think."

Bran said with emotion: "I just like a woman like Pavetta who is full of love in her heart.

Ordinary women live with you for a period of time, and only life and career are left in their minds, such as parents' shortcoming, daily necessities, and children's education, and they gradually change from lovers to family members.

But I already have mother, father, grandparents, sons and daughters, brothers and sisters. There is no shortage of family members!

What I need is a soul mate who can keep my mind and body motivated.

It is said that I am promiscuous, but in fact I am just pursuing the person who fills me with passion.

I don't want to live as a brick, a brick of society; I don't want to be a pillar, a pillar of my family, I'm a man of feelings, not a brick!
When I came to the world, it would be a shame not to live a good life. "

The uncle patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "We saw you right, you really have the potential of our ancestor, the mad king."

"I just think differently from you, why slander me?" Bran said dissatisfied.

"Father Mad King is actually not stupid, but also has a different way of thinking.

However, those who are different are crazy.

Your thoughts seem beautiful, but you forget that you are a member of the society, a member of the family, and you cannot escape the responsibilities of the family and social morality. said Tyrion.

"If the reality is the same as the ideal, what is the ideal?" Bran retorted.

"Bran, I think you can pursue other people." Geralt looked at the younger brother with concern, "Laura's family is... well, they all believe in love first.

Perhaps, you can choose Calanthe's mother, or grandmother, anyway, they are all [-] years old after being resurrected by the Dragon Queen. "

Bran's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new world.

"Tyrion, come here, I have something to see you." Dany's voice suddenly appeared in the dwarf's ear.

The dwarf turned his head and looked around, "Today is your birthday, everyone is waiting to present you!"

"Let Ser Barristan take care of it," Dany said.

The dwarf wondered: "Where are you? Where do you want me to go?"

"Stand up and take three steps forward."

Tyrion did as he said, but stopped at the edge of the large stone steps after taking two steps.

"If you can't take three steps, you'll miss out if you take another step," he said.

"You can't die."

Hearing the impatience in her tone, the dwarf bit the bullet and took another step.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

"Hey, why haven't you landed yet?" He collected himself, turned his head and looked around, and was horrified to find that the surroundings were covered with clouds and the mountains below.

——I'm falling from a height? !
The dwarf went from horrified to dazed.

Then, Danni's voice appeared next to his ear, "Hurry up and transform, do you want to fall to your death?"

"Oh!" The dwarf's body "melted" visibly, and finally wriggled into a 10-meter-long "little dragon" with dark red scales.

"Where am I? This—" Waiting to adjust his sight, the dragon Tyrion narrowed his pupils, "This seems to be the Andas Mountains? Something is different."

The old monk Tyrion used to walk around the world barefoot, and was very familiar with the scenery around the world, but Mount Andas at this time was somewhat different from what he remembered.

"Come here." Dany's voice came from the southwest.

The magic dragon flapped its wings and followed the sound to a small valley covered with purple bamboos.

Landing on the clearing in the center of the valley, Tyrion saw the dragon queen sitting cross-legged on the big bluestone.

"You teleported me to the Velvet Mountains?" Tyrion turned into a human and walked a few steps forward, only to be surprised to find that there was a gentle girl with white hair lying on the ground under the big bluestone.

"What's the situation?" he wondered.

"Tyrion, you swore, holy oath, that you owed me five hundred lives, didn't you?" Dany smiled.

Tyrion shuddered and took a few steps back in horror, "What are you going to do?"

"You know the experience of Laura's family from Geralt?" Dany smiled more gently.

"Plop!" The dwarf knelt down and begged, "Don't, don't torture me like that."

"I want to help you. If you don't fulfill your vows, the debt will not be paid off, and the interest will accumulate more and more."

"I'm willing to pay off the debt, tell me what to do." The dwarf said dejectedly.

"I have great benefits for you," Dany pointed to the girl who was peeping at the dwarf with dark blue eyes. "She is the girl who gave you your wife, White Pigeon. You will be crowned king by the heavenly father."

As she said that, she waved to the sky, and the clear sky with blue sky and white clouds suddenly lit up seven stars.

The starlight was like flowing water, turning into seven beams of light, falling on Dani's palm.
When the silver light disappeared and the seven stars in the sky disappeared, she had a seven-star crown in her hand.

With a flick of the hand, the crown fell on the dwarf's head.

"Starting today, I will crown you as king." Her expression became solemn and solemn.

"What king?" The dwarf asked blankly.

"King of Andas!" Heavenly Father Dany declared majestically.

"Who do you want to abolish?" The dwarf thought hard, but couldn't remember which Targaryen was the "King of Andas" in this generation.

"Who hasn't been born yet, you will be the first king of the Andals, Hugo, the king of the hill!" Dany laughed.

"What?" The dwarf was terrified, then woke up suddenly, and shouted in disbelief: "This is 6000 years ago?! The purple bamboo forest cut meat and fed it to the eagle. She is a white dove, a dove spirit?"

"The harpy has been shot dead by me according to fate, but alas, pretending to be cool is fun for a while, but it will be painful for thousands of years."

Dani propped her forehead with her right hand, and said in distress: "The king of gods cannot lie, and there is no way to lie.

I have Tianxian in my mouth, and every word determines the direction of fate.

Past destiny, present destiny, and future destiny are all twisted in my words, no matter when they are spoken. "

 (ps: You may be wondering why Dani couldn't travel to 100 million years ago, but now she can bring Tyrion here.

  This is not a bug.

  In this book, as long as it is a stable world—similar to the demon hunter’s world composed of countless world fragments, it is an unstable world—traveling through time and space, you must pay a huge price, and changing the past requires an even greater price.

  The more changes, the greater the cost.

  Danni seemed to be pretending to be easy at this time, but she actually paid an unimaginable price.

  Well, the price has already appeared in the previous text, if you can't guess it, leave it in suspense.

  The plot of the king of the hill is not all for pretending, but to finally fill in the loopholes in the belief of the seven gods.

  As Dani said, the words of the God King must be true, not to be stolen or lied to.Faith is based on truth. )
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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