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Chapter 70 He seems to be a fool【New book for collection】

Two verses that sounded extremely pretentious blurted out from the mouth of the Son of the Five Elements.

To be honest, he doesn't know how he did it, it just popped up in his mind and he said it out of nowhere.

After hearing the last word, Xiong Wudi was stunned.

Who are these lines talking about?

He subconsciously thought he was talking about himself.

Because these two poems have absolutely nothing to do with the Son of the Five Elements.

But one thing to say, this poem is indeed a good poem.

Xiong Wudi even felt that these two lines of poetry sounded even worse than the two lines he heard before.

And he concluded that it is absolutely impossible for such a hanging poem to be made by the Son of the Five Elements.

He must have heard it from somewhere else and used it to pretend to beep after returning to the Demon Immortal Clan.

Fortunately, he found it, Xiong Wudi felt very lucky.

Otherwise, wouldn't he steal the limelight when he went back?

After wiping off his sweat, Xiong Wudi turned his back and took out his diary again.

The poetic work just made by the Son of the Five Elements is neatly recorded in front of "If I become a fairy, there will be no demons in the world, if I become a devil, what will I do with immortals".

Very good, I have gained another sentence that sounds very hanging.

It's a pity that the previous one doesn't rhyme well, but it doesn't matter, you can change it yourself.

Just change it to 'Heaven can't make me invincible, the handsome way is as long as the night'.

Putting away the diary, Xiong Wudi was very happy.

Looking at his strange behavior, the Son of the Five Elements didn't know why, but he still remembered what Xiong Wudi said before.

"Kneel down and kowtow, you don't need three, one will do."

Son of Five Elements is very proud.

He didn't even know that he was so good that he couldn't help but make others kowtow, and even wrote such a level-sounding poem.

Only then did Xiong Wudi remember what he had said.

But then again, is it possible to make him kowtow?

"I think you don't know your last name?"

Xiong Wudi has lost his patience, he has decided that the Son of the Five Elements is his own.

He didn't bother to go around with him at the moment, and with a wave of his hand, the two guard disciples beside the Son of the Five Elements fainted directly.

The Son of the Five Elements was shocked.

"This is the Holy Land of the Five Elements, how dare you mess around!"

The Son of the Five Elements was beaten to death, but he never expected that someone would dare to attack his own disciple on the territory of the Holy Land of the Five Elements.

"Come on, come on, come on!"

he shouted.

There are other guard disciples not far from here, and I believe they will rush over soon.

Seeing this, Xiong Wudi made a sound.

"No need to pretend, I have already isolated the space here with magic, and outsiders cannot see us."

While speaking, Xiong Wudi took off his disguise and changed into his original appearance.

It's just that in the eyes of the Son of the Five Elements, he feels that he has become uglier.

At the same time, the Son of the Five Elements felt strange.

What is he saying?

What's the matter with telling yourself not to pretend?

Although various questions appeared in his mind, the Son of the Five Elements did not panic at all.

He had read it in a book before, when in danger, hit if you can, run if you can't, and keep calm if you can't.

This will give others the illusion that you are not afraid at all, and look for opportunities to escape.

Judging from Xiong Wudi's performance, the Son of the Five Elements wisely did not launch an attack.

After all, the two handyman disciples were also Jindan monks, and he just waved his hand, and the two of them fainted immediately.

Can this kind of person beat himself?

It's a ghost if you can beat it.

Thinking of this, the Son of the Five Elements immediately calmed down.

At this time, Xiong Wudi spoke.

"Aba, aba aba aba aba."

Son of the Five Elements: "???"

…………

"Ababa, ababa, ababa."

Xiong Wudi faced Aba, the holy son of the Five Elements, for a long time.

The Son of the Five Elements was dumbfounded.

Is this man mentally handicapped?

If this is the case, it will be bad. What if I don't respond and provoke him to attack myself?

In order to ensure his own safety, the Son of the Five Elements had no choice but to learn in a decent manner.

"Ababa, ababa ababa."

Never mind what it means, learn it first.

Hearing the response, Xiong Wudi stopped and nodded.

"It seems that I am not mistaken, you are indeed a member of my demon clan!"

What he used just now was a special language that only the magic fairy could understand.

Since the son of the five elements responded, it explained his identity.

It's just that the Son of the Five Elements reacted a little slower, and couldn't understand what Xiong Wudi meant.

"What kind of magic fairy are you?"

Xiong Wudi spoke again.

In an instant, the Holy Son of the Five Elements suddenly realized, and suddenly realized something.

Mom.

This guy is a magic fairy!

There really are demon immortals who want to dominate the world of cultivating immortals!

Combined with what he said before, it took almost an instant for the Holy Son of the Five Elements to understand everything.

This guy must have heard the rumors that others said and regarded him as one of his own.

"Fortunately, this is a male demon fairy, otherwise I am so handsome, I would have been arrested and returned to make a cauldron furnace.

Can't panic, can't panic, I have to go back and report the news! "

Son of the Five Elements thought to himself.

"My fairy prince talked to you, why didn't you answer?"

Xiong Wudi felt a little dissatisfied.

"I……"

The Son of the Five Elements faltered for a long time, and was very embarrassed. After holding back for a long time, he spat out two words.

"you guess?"

"I guess you should be the Green Goblin."

Staring at the Son of the Five Elements, Xiong Wudi said.

"I didn't expect you to find out about this.

That's right, I'm the Green Goblin Fairy! "

Although the Son of the Five Elements didn't know what the Green Goblin was, he could see it.

This self-proclaimed Fairy Prince is indeed not very smart.

"Listen well, I declare that those lines of poems just now belong to me, you can't use them any more without my permission, you know?"

Xiong Wudi said seriously.

"there's one more thing.

In addition to those few lines of poetry, what other words have you learned that sound good?

It's best to tell me everything, or if I find you pretending to beep behind my back when you return to the clan, you're finished. "

After listening to him, the Son of the Five Elements was full of question marks.

What?

What did he say?

Thinking about it, the Son of the Five Elements didn't show it, and he had an idea, and he thought of a way to escape.

"Have!

I learned a lot of words that can be used to pretend to beep, and I wrote them down in a notebook.

How about I go back and get it for you? "

…………

In the Holy Land of the Five Elements, Liang Chuan's residence.

The door was kicked open with a "bang", and the Son of the Five Elements broke in out of breath.

"Brother, something has happened! A magic fairy has come to the door!"

Hearing this, Liang Chuan frowned.

"Are you okay? Why did you bring up the magic fairy again?"

"No, this time it's real!"

The Son of the Five Elements recounted what happened just now.

"Is there such a thing?"

Liang Chuan suddenly became interested.

"Is the magic fairy you are talking about dressed in fancy clothes? Does it have any characteristics?"

The Son of the Five Elements was silent for a while, thought for a while and said.

"I didn't pay much attention to the characteristics, but that person claims to be the Prince of the Demon Fairy.

And according to my observation, he seems to be a fool! "

(End of this chapter)