I really don't want to eat with my face

Chapter 6 I'm Not Handsome【New book for collection】

Hearing Mu Lao's words, the corners of Liang Chuan's mouth twitched slightly, feeling extremely heartbroken.

If God can show his body, he must let God see how powerful the people of Zaun are.

Originally, Liang Chuan was thinking about picking an auspicious day to settle things with Gan Jiu'er.

As a result, because of the phrase 'do not touch women until Yuanying', now he might not even be able to touch Gan Jiu'er's hand.

Cooperating with God when you have nothing to do, just staring at your own words and deeds?

Even if he is the main character, there is no need to target him like this, right?

Liang Chuan swore that what he said just now was really just casual talk.

During the few days when he was recovering from his injuries, Liang Chuan asked the maid to find many books introducing monks.

After understanding, he found that those fairy tale novels in the 21st century were really not made up, and the division of monks' realms here was exactly the same as in the novels.

Beginning Qi training, you can be called a monk after building a foundation. Cultivating to the golden core level is the minimum requirement for being an offering in a secular country. Even more powerful than the boss is the God Transformation powerhouse after crossing the catastrophe.

As for those who practiced to the Mahayana realm later, it is said that there are only five in the entire world of cultivating immortals, and they are the holy masters of the five holy places.

Although the division of monks' realms is very simple, it is not simple at all to practice.

If Liang Chuan really had to cultivate to the Nascent Soul Realm, it would probably be hundreds of years later!

"Father Tiandao, I swear again, what I just said was a joke.

Please slap me one more time, if you are unhappy, I don't mind slapping me a few more times. "

Liang Chuan changed his words decisively.

Unfortunately, what he said this time was not recognized by Heavenly Dao.

"My son-in-law, absolutely not, you will be struck by lightning even if you lie, and Heaven will think you are teasing it!"

When Mu Lao heard Liang Chuan's oath again, he thought it was not from the heart, so he stopped him immediately.

"Could it be that the protagonist's halo has failed?"

Since lying is similar to swearing, Liang Chuan decided to experiment.

After thinking about it, he looked up at the sky and said softly:

"I am not handsome!"

As soon as the voice fell, the sky changed color!

The first second was still daytime, but the next one was dark as if the end of the world was approaching.

In an instant, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and thunder and lightning flashed.

"Boom!"

Under everyone's gaze, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and struck Liang Chuan heavily.

Liang Chuan: "Damn you!"

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"Have you heard that the son-in-law was struck by lightning because of lying!"

"What, the son-in-law is handsomer than God, and the god becomes angry when he loses, and sends down the five-colored god thunder to attack the son-in-law!"

"My God, you said that God was jealous of the son-in-law's handsomeness, so he struck the son-in-law with five-colored lightning for seven days and seven nights, but the son-in-law was unscathed?"

"That's right, I was there at the time. Do you know what the son-in-law said after getting up from the ground?"

"Don't give a shit, just say it."

"My son-in-law said, do it again!"

"Sigh~"

Dimly, Liang Chuan heard the court lady beside his ear discussing something, which vaguely sounded like it was related to him, as if he was praising him for being handsome.

As expected of a man protected by the protagonist's halo, Liang Chuan is not dead!

And during Liang Chuan's coma, everyone knew about his deeds.

A good friend of ugly girls in the world!

A man so handsome that even the sky is jealous!

Even if struck by lightning, he is still so handsome!

Various labels were placed on Liang Chuan.

Liang Chuan became a proud star overnight!

A big pit appeared at the place where he was struck by lightning. Aohuang sent heavy soldiers to guard it. Each person paid five spirit stones to visit once, and with one extra spirit stone, he could jump into the pit and lie down for a while.

As long as there is a sign on the street saying that Liang Chuan has used it, the things sold on the street will be snapped up.

When you go to taverns and inns to spend, just say that you are Liang Chuan's friend and you can get a discount.

After Liang Chuan was struck by lightning, the economy of the entire Great Ao Country improved rapidly, and along the way, it also drove the development of tourism.

The great pride of Zhongzhou has inexplicably become a place that everyone in the world of cultivating immortals yearns for.

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Liang Chuan didn't even know that he was so popular!

After a month of bed rest, he was finally able to get out of bed again.

At the same time, Liang Chuan was informed that Fairy Yaochi had left.

Before leaving, Fairy Yaochi left him a letter, saying that she would not marry Liang Chuan, and that she was waiting for Liang Chuan in the Holy Land.

In addition, Gan Jiu'er also left, and it is said that she joined the Yaochi Holy Land with the Fairy of Yaochi. Similarly, she also left a letter.

What did you say that you don't want to wait until Liang Chuan sets foot on the fairy road alone without her company, so you have to follow in Liang Chuan's footsteps.

Now Liang Chuan was depressed!

What's wrong with relying on appearance to eat?He really has a brain problem, so he only wants to rely on strength!

Seeing that the harem was about to be opened, in the end, he was abruptly made into a setting without a heroine.

The most important thing is that if Liang Chuan doesn't want to die alone in the future, he must cultivate immortality!

This thing is messed up, absolutely!

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Three years later, Holy Land of Lingxiao.

Today's holy land is extremely lively, and there is news that Holy Master Lingxiao went on a trip half a year ago and brought back a peerless genius.

Today, Holy Master Lingxiao will hold a ceremony to accept him as a closed disciple.

And everyone in the Holy Land of Lingxiao knew that this lucky guy was about to reach the pinnacle of his life, because according to the rules, he would definitely be the Holy Son in the future.

That's right, this lucky guy is Liang Chuan himself!

After that incident happened three years ago, Liang Chuan became much more serious.

He thought about it carefully, and as a time traveler, he really shouldn't have a heart of salty fish.

Fulfilling his promise, after he taught Taijiquan to Mu Lao, he resolutely left the Great Ao Country, wanting to see if he could become an immortal.

But the cultivation of immortals has to be taught, right?

Liang Chuan must first have a master, and this master must be a very powerful one.

After some thought, Liang Chuan summed up the experience of many seniors. When he met beggars or passers-by dressed in rags on the road, he would go up and talk to them, and even offered to invite them to dinner after chatting.

After all, it is written like this in novels, the more powerful the master, the more he likes to pretend to be a beggar, waiting for someone who is destined.

As long as you seize the opportunity to go up and treat him to a drink, everyone is destined.

Hard work pays off, after more than two years of searching, Liang Chuan found the person he was looking for among the beggars at a glance.

The truth is that Holy Lord Lingxiao doesn't pay attention to details, and wears fine silk products under the tattered cotton coat.

And the other beggars in the cold weather were about to freeze to death, only he wore thin clothes like a normal person.

Liang Chuan made a decisive attack, pretending to be ignorant, went up to treat him to a meal, won the favor of the other party in one fell swoop by virtue of his first-class appearance and excellent acting skills, and was taken back just like that.

Afterwards, Liang Chuan realized how thick a thigh he was hugging.

The other party turned out to be the Holy Lord of Lingxiao Holy Land!

At this point, Liang Chuan couldn't help sighing:

"Knowledge is power, and the authors of online articles do not deceive me!"

(End of this chapter)