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Chapter 44 Shocked, the Unspeakable Secrets of the Son of the Five Elements [New book for collection
Chapter 44 Shocked, the unspeakable secrets of the Son of the Five Elements【New book for collection】
The six-eared macaque stayed for a second.
Although Liang Chuan believed in himself, he always felt that this sentence sounded weird.
At this moment, the ears of the six-eared macaque moved suddenly, and it frowned.
"I heard!"
"What did you hear?"
Liang Chuan was a little puzzled.
"There is a person who likes to pretend to beep is coming soon, and the first thing he does when he arrives is to pretend to beep!"
The six-eared macaque said honestly.
As soon as the words fell, a colorful stream of light appeared in the sky, accompanied by a loud voice.
"Where is the evildoer, dare to make trouble here!"
Everyone looked at it one after another, and immediately the disciples of the Five Elements Holy Land recognized the identity of the visitor.
"It's the Holy Son, the Holy Son is coming!"
Perhaps it is because there are five elements of five elements in the spiritual power in the body, the special effects of the son of the five elements look quite handsome.
"Don't panic, I'm here to save you!"
After landing, Wuxingshengzi took a look at the six-eared macaque, and also saw Liang Chuan.
"Brother Yan, you are here too, please step back, this ugly monster is not a good thing at first glance, let me kill him."
The Son of the Five Elements didn't know Liang Chuan's real name yet, so he still thought his name was Yan Ruyu.
Just hearing what the Son of the Five Elements said, the six-eared macaque became angry.
Is it wrong to be ugly?
Firstly, I didn't do anything outrageous, and secondly, I didn't provoke you, so why do you want to kill me by opening your mouth?
It is true that he is afraid of Liang Chuan, but he is not afraid of the Holy Son of the Five Elements.
However, to be on the safe side, the six-eared macaque deduced it against the Son of the Five Elements.
After finally confirming, he could indeed easily crush the opponent with one hand, and there would be no accidents.
But what makes him depressed is that if he kills this person, an old man who is known as the Lord of the Five Elements will jump out to avenge his apprentice.
Then that old guy couldn't beat himself, so he joined forces with four other guys who also seemed to call themselves the Holy Lord, and besieged him under the banner of 'removing harm for the people'.
They also spread rumors everywhere, saying that they were a monstrous and murderous monster, which finally caused everyone in the world of cultivating immortals to shout and beat them.
The further the deduction goes, the angrier the six-eared macaque becomes.
It was obvious that the Holy Son of the Five Elements scolded himself for being ugly first, and then he killed him. As a result, these people would force themselves to be labeled as a disaster, which is unreasonable.
Thinking of this, the six-eared macaque looked at the Son of the Five Elements with killing intent in his eyes.
However, this killing intent was quickly put away by him, because he saw that the Son of Five Elements seemed to know Liang Chuan.
Since he was an acquaintance of his elder brother, the six-eared macaque decided to let him go, but he couldn't let it go when he scolded himself.
After another deduction, the six-eared macaque deduced the information it wanted to know.
…………
"Everyone, please rest assured that I am not as famous as I am, handsome and powerful, the future successor of the Holy Master of the Five Elements Holy Land, the current Holy Son, you will never suffer any harm if I am here!"
To be honest, Son of the Five Elements was sleeping just now.
As a result, a shock woke him up from his dream, and soon there was another news that an ugly monster appeared at the scene of recruiting disciples.
The Son of the Five Elements instantly realized that his chance to pretend to be beeping had come.
If I can subdue the monster in front of many new disciples who are about to join, I will definitely gain the admiration of all the new disciples and the embrace of a large number of girls.
After comprehending this point, the Son of the Five Elements came without even washing his face.
What he had to do now was to knock down the monster with the most handsome posture, and then say a scene or two, showing a very relaxed look.
Say what?
"You are too weak?"
No, this sentence does not sound imposing.
"Who else?"
No, this sentence has momentum, but it is too secondary.
"That's it?"
That's a good sentence!
…………
The six-eared macaque was speechless.
He heard clearly what the Son of the Five Elements was thinking, but he really couldn't figure it out, how could there be such shameless people in this world?
He doesn't look very good, and he likes to pretend to beep so much.
The six-eared macaque secretly made up his mind that it is impossible for the Son of the Five Elements to pretend to be a success today!
At this moment, the Holy Son of the Five Elements saw that the time was right, and he had already begun to use his spiritual power.
Seeing five different lights rising from his feet, gradually covering his whole body, and finally turned into a set of extremely cool armor, Liang Chuan was stunned!
How did this guy become an armored warrior?
Seeing the change in Liang Chuan's expression, the Son of the Five Elements was rather proud: "Brother Yan, am I handsome?"
"Whether handsome or not is another matter, in fact..."
Liang Chuan wanted to make it clear to him that the six-eared macaque was his younger brother, but he was interrupted by the Son of the Five Elements halfway through.
"Brother Yan, don't worry about me. Let's talk about something after I get rid of this monster!"
In the next second, the Son of Five Elements rushed towards the six-eared macaque.
"It's over!"
Liang Chuan didn't have time to stop it.
He didn't understand, even an idiot could see that the six-eared macaque was not easy to mess with, why this stunned young man couldn't see it.
Immediately afterwards, something unexpected happened to Liang Chuan.
Facing the Son of the Five Elements shooting towards him, the six-eared macaque didn't move, and spoke calmly.
"You had diarrhea on the bed last night!"
It's not loud, but everyone can hear clearly.
The Son of Five Elements' complexion changed, and he stopped suddenly: "How do you know?"
He took a spoiled elixir yesterday, and as a result, he had diarrhea all night, and was so tired after being tossed about in the middle of the night, that he accidentally put it on the bed.
If this kind of thing is known by others, it will definitely damage the image he has always maintained, so he washed the sheets secretly by himself, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone to know!
While being surprised, the Son of the Five Elements reacted and immediately covered his mouth.
It's a pity that it was too late. After he said this, it was equivalent to a real hammer on the matter, and there was a voice of disgust at the scene.
The Son of the Five Elements looks clean, and he didn't expect to do such an unhygienic thing.
The six-eared macaque showed an ugly smile again: "Don't worry about how I know, I also know that you have the habit of wetting the bed, and you must urinate once a month for seven days.
In order not to let others know, every time the bed sheet was found wet, you said that it was due to a mistake in spiritual cultivation and the overflow of the water element in the spiritual power. "
"Also." The six-eared macaque paused, "The reason why you like to pretend to be beeping so much, and you act so dissolute is because you were cheated on in your previous relationship!"
After the six-eared macaque finished talking endlessly, everyone opened their mouths.
Shocked, those unspeakable secrets of the Son of the Five Elements are serious!
"No wonder I always smelled a smell of urine when I went to help Shengzi clean up the room, so it was like this!"
"I didn't expect the Holy Son to have so many unbearable past events. Is there anything more exciting? I still want to hear it."
Discussions sounded, and the three words 'being green' were repeated in the mind of the Son of the Five Elements like a curse.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he squatted on the ground and cried!
Liang Chuan really didn't know what to say.
Is this the legendary soldier who surrenders without fighting?
But isn't that a little too much?
Just as he was thinking this, another voice full of air came from a distance.
"Who is bullying my apprentice?"
(End of this chapter)
The six-eared macaque stayed for a second.
Although Liang Chuan believed in himself, he always felt that this sentence sounded weird.
At this moment, the ears of the six-eared macaque moved suddenly, and it frowned.
"I heard!"
"What did you hear?"
Liang Chuan was a little puzzled.
"There is a person who likes to pretend to beep is coming soon, and the first thing he does when he arrives is to pretend to beep!"
The six-eared macaque said honestly.
As soon as the words fell, a colorful stream of light appeared in the sky, accompanied by a loud voice.
"Where is the evildoer, dare to make trouble here!"
Everyone looked at it one after another, and immediately the disciples of the Five Elements Holy Land recognized the identity of the visitor.
"It's the Holy Son, the Holy Son is coming!"
Perhaps it is because there are five elements of five elements in the spiritual power in the body, the special effects of the son of the five elements look quite handsome.
"Don't panic, I'm here to save you!"
After landing, Wuxingshengzi took a look at the six-eared macaque, and also saw Liang Chuan.
"Brother Yan, you are here too, please step back, this ugly monster is not a good thing at first glance, let me kill him."
The Son of the Five Elements didn't know Liang Chuan's real name yet, so he still thought his name was Yan Ruyu.
Just hearing what the Son of the Five Elements said, the six-eared macaque became angry.
Is it wrong to be ugly?
Firstly, I didn't do anything outrageous, and secondly, I didn't provoke you, so why do you want to kill me by opening your mouth?
It is true that he is afraid of Liang Chuan, but he is not afraid of the Holy Son of the Five Elements.
However, to be on the safe side, the six-eared macaque deduced it against the Son of the Five Elements.
After finally confirming, he could indeed easily crush the opponent with one hand, and there would be no accidents.
But what makes him depressed is that if he kills this person, an old man who is known as the Lord of the Five Elements will jump out to avenge his apprentice.
Then that old guy couldn't beat himself, so he joined forces with four other guys who also seemed to call themselves the Holy Lord, and besieged him under the banner of 'removing harm for the people'.
They also spread rumors everywhere, saying that they were a monstrous and murderous monster, which finally caused everyone in the world of cultivating immortals to shout and beat them.
The further the deduction goes, the angrier the six-eared macaque becomes.
It was obvious that the Holy Son of the Five Elements scolded himself for being ugly first, and then he killed him. As a result, these people would force themselves to be labeled as a disaster, which is unreasonable.
Thinking of this, the six-eared macaque looked at the Son of the Five Elements with killing intent in his eyes.
However, this killing intent was quickly put away by him, because he saw that the Son of Five Elements seemed to know Liang Chuan.
Since he was an acquaintance of his elder brother, the six-eared macaque decided to let him go, but he couldn't let it go when he scolded himself.
After another deduction, the six-eared macaque deduced the information it wanted to know.
…………
"Everyone, please rest assured that I am not as famous as I am, handsome and powerful, the future successor of the Holy Master of the Five Elements Holy Land, the current Holy Son, you will never suffer any harm if I am here!"
To be honest, Son of the Five Elements was sleeping just now.
As a result, a shock woke him up from his dream, and soon there was another news that an ugly monster appeared at the scene of recruiting disciples.
The Son of the Five Elements instantly realized that his chance to pretend to be beeping had come.
If I can subdue the monster in front of many new disciples who are about to join, I will definitely gain the admiration of all the new disciples and the embrace of a large number of girls.
After comprehending this point, the Son of the Five Elements came without even washing his face.
What he had to do now was to knock down the monster with the most handsome posture, and then say a scene or two, showing a very relaxed look.
Say what?
"You are too weak?"
No, this sentence does not sound imposing.
"Who else?"
No, this sentence has momentum, but it is too secondary.
"That's it?"
That's a good sentence!
…………
The six-eared macaque was speechless.
He heard clearly what the Son of the Five Elements was thinking, but he really couldn't figure it out, how could there be such shameless people in this world?
He doesn't look very good, and he likes to pretend to beep so much.
The six-eared macaque secretly made up his mind that it is impossible for the Son of the Five Elements to pretend to be a success today!
At this moment, the Holy Son of the Five Elements saw that the time was right, and he had already begun to use his spiritual power.
Seeing five different lights rising from his feet, gradually covering his whole body, and finally turned into a set of extremely cool armor, Liang Chuan was stunned!
How did this guy become an armored warrior?
Seeing the change in Liang Chuan's expression, the Son of the Five Elements was rather proud: "Brother Yan, am I handsome?"
"Whether handsome or not is another matter, in fact..."
Liang Chuan wanted to make it clear to him that the six-eared macaque was his younger brother, but he was interrupted by the Son of the Five Elements halfway through.
"Brother Yan, don't worry about me. Let's talk about something after I get rid of this monster!"
In the next second, the Son of Five Elements rushed towards the six-eared macaque.
"It's over!"
Liang Chuan didn't have time to stop it.
He didn't understand, even an idiot could see that the six-eared macaque was not easy to mess with, why this stunned young man couldn't see it.
Immediately afterwards, something unexpected happened to Liang Chuan.
Facing the Son of the Five Elements shooting towards him, the six-eared macaque didn't move, and spoke calmly.
"You had diarrhea on the bed last night!"
It's not loud, but everyone can hear clearly.
The Son of Five Elements' complexion changed, and he stopped suddenly: "How do you know?"
He took a spoiled elixir yesterday, and as a result, he had diarrhea all night, and was so tired after being tossed about in the middle of the night, that he accidentally put it on the bed.
If this kind of thing is known by others, it will definitely damage the image he has always maintained, so he washed the sheets secretly by himself, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone to know!
While being surprised, the Son of the Five Elements reacted and immediately covered his mouth.
It's a pity that it was too late. After he said this, it was equivalent to a real hammer on the matter, and there was a voice of disgust at the scene.
The Son of the Five Elements looks clean, and he didn't expect to do such an unhygienic thing.
The six-eared macaque showed an ugly smile again: "Don't worry about how I know, I also know that you have the habit of wetting the bed, and you must urinate once a month for seven days.
In order not to let others know, every time the bed sheet was found wet, you said that it was due to a mistake in spiritual cultivation and the overflow of the water element in the spiritual power. "
"Also." The six-eared macaque paused, "The reason why you like to pretend to be beeping so much, and you act so dissolute is because you were cheated on in your previous relationship!"
After the six-eared macaque finished talking endlessly, everyone opened their mouths.
Shocked, those unspeakable secrets of the Son of the Five Elements are serious!
"No wonder I always smelled a smell of urine when I went to help Shengzi clean up the room, so it was like this!"
"I didn't expect the Holy Son to have so many unbearable past events. Is there anything more exciting? I still want to hear it."
Discussions sounded, and the three words 'being green' were repeated in the mind of the Son of the Five Elements like a curse.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he squatted on the ground and cried!
Liang Chuan really didn't know what to say.
Is this the legendary soldier who surrenders without fighting?
But isn't that a little too much?
Just as he was thinking this, another voice full of air came from a distance.
"Who is bullying my apprentice?"
(End of this chapter)
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