I really don't want to eat with my face
Chapter 38 Why don't you work hard【New book for collection】
Chapter 38 Why don't you work hard【New book for collection】
"No Bilian!"
Liang Chuan couldn't help but say something.
"Brother Liang, are you talking to me?"
Yan Ruyu asked curiously.
Liang Chuan coughed twice: "Praise you!"
It has to be said that what Yan Ruyu said really aroused Liang Chuan's interest.
As long as you touch it, you can get a five-element element, which sounds like the red and blue BUFF bonus in the game.
So far, Liang Chuan is still a scumbag on the way of cultivation, and the spiritual power in his body is pitifully small, but if he can give himself some bonuses, it seems to be a good choice.
Originally, he planned to reveal his name when he arrived at the Holy Land of the Five Elements, but now Liang Chuan changed his mind and decided to go to the assessment place with Yan Ruyu.
Of course, it is not as simple as imagined to touch the Five Elements Stone.
In the past, many monks wanted to make up for it. They didn't come here to join the Five Elements Holy Land, but just to touch the Five Elements Stone and get some bonuses for themselves.
So in order to prevent this from happening, the Holy Land of the Five Elements has set up three tests. Only after passing the first two tests can you touch the Five Elements Stone in the third test.
It is said that the test content of the first two levels of this year has been changed, which is different from the previous two years.
As for the content of the first two levels, Liang Chuan was looking forward to it.
When he arrived at the assessment site, a large number of people had already gathered on the site.
Upon inquiring, the content of the first level turned out to be a written test.
Liang Chuan couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
I thought I could see some big scene, but now I feel like I am taking the college entrance examination.
But that's fine too.
Liang Chuan was originally worried that his aura of the protagonist was too strong, which would cause him to be too outstanding in the test, and what would happen if he was recognized by the higher-ups of the Five Elements Holy Land.
Now there is no need to worry too much.
However, when he got the test questions for the first test, Liang Chuan was completely stunned.
The content of the test questions is:
'Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest son is named Da Ming, and the second son is named Er Ming. Given that the third son is Xiao Ming, please briefly describe the central idea of this question based on your understanding. '
"Nimma, what's the question?"
Liang Chuan was dumbfounded!
Isn't this reading comprehension?
But can we change the question?
A brain teaser that can have a wooly central idea.
After half a stick of incense passed, a voice sounded.
"time up!"
When the time for the written test was over, Liang Chuan still didn't start writing.
It's not that he doesn't want to write it, the key is that Liang Chuan can't even make it up.
Looking around, everyone else was full of answers, and Yan Ruyu even wrote two pages of answers.
"You wrote so many, all of which are correct answers?"
Liang Chuan was very strange.
Yan Ruyu chuckled and said, "No, no, actually I don't know the correct answer.
But like this kind of question, as long as you write more words, and then copy the question again, and add some silly words in it, others will think your answer is very professional, and you can pass the assessment naturally. "
Liang Chuan said that he had nothing to say, but at first glance, it seemed quite reasonable.
What was unexpected was that under the watchful eyes of everyone, the female student who was responsible for collecting the answers randomly took out a third of the test papers and threw them away, announcing that the rest passed the test. You can start the second level.
In an instant, the whole place was boiling
Liang Chuan was also stunned for a while.
Because among the people who entered the second level, he was not there.
One thing to say, other people may think that this elimination method is a bit unfair, but Liang Chuan has no such idea at all, because he had handed in a blank paper.
So instead of making a scene like everyone else, he was about to leave.
At this moment, a female disciple in charge of the assessment stopped Liang Chuan.
"Your Excellency, please stay!"
Liang Chuan looked up and found that it was a chubby little girl. In the eyes of men in the world of cultivating immortals, she should be regarded as a beauty.
"Excuse me, have you been eliminated?"
The female disciple didn't dare to look into Liang Chuan's eyes, she lowered her head and asked.
Liang Chuan nodded.
"Then can you tell me your name?"
The female disciple asked, this gave Liang Chuan the illusion of being asked for a WeChat account while walking on the street.
Although he didn't know why she asked her name, Liang Chuan still responded to her.
"I called Chengyi."
There was no other way, since Yan Ruyu's true self was here, Liang Chuan had no choice but to change his name, including the test paper he handed in just now, and his name was also written in Chengyi.
"Please wait a moment, Your Excellency!"
After the female disciple finished speaking, something that no one could have imagined happened.
She turned around and picked up the pile of eliminated test papers, quickly found the one with a name written on it, and put it together with the other passers.
"Congratulations Your Excellency, you have passed the first test!"
Everything was carried out in public, and the scene became lively again.
There's no way, Liang Chuan's appearance and temperament are so outstanding, it doesn't matter whether others want to notice him or not.
"Protest, why can he not be eliminated?"
"It's not fair, we all work hard!"
In the past, most people dared not speak because of the deterrent power of the Holy Land of the Five Elements.
But now after seeing the operation of this female disciple, they couldn't help it anymore.
To be honest, Liang Chuan was also surprised.
Even if you want to open the back door for me, please find a corner with few people and talk to me, please?
Now that so many people are watching, why do you call me so embarrassing?
However, at this moment, the female disciple patted the table.
"quiet!"
There was a trace of spiritual energy in her voice, which clearly reached everyone's ears.
She glanced at everyone and said without any concealment.
"Whoever is arguing will be blacklisted in my Five Elements Holy Land, and the other Four Holy Lands will be notified, and they will be chased and killed once!"
When such overbearing words came out, not only did they not deter everyone present, but they had the opposite effect.
"Why!"
"Is the Holy Land great? Can the Holy Land bully people?"
The so-called many people are powerful, if there is a leader who is not afraid of death, countless people will dare to follow.
In the blink of an eye, there were countless voices of protest, and the scene was almost out of control.
Frankly speaking, Liang Chuan already felt embarrassed.
His skin is still very thin.
But even so, the expression on the female disciple's face did not change at all, she sneered.
"Why?
I'll tell you why now.
Just because he is handsome!
Is this reason enough? "
As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.
There's nothing wrong with him, what he said is the truth, Liang Chuan is indeed handsome!
However, there are still some people who do not give up and speak weakly.
"It's fair to open the back door to a dignified holy place for cultivating immortals just because they are handsome?"
Now the female disciple was angry.
"Do you think it's unfair?
Haven't you heard a word?
The world does not rely on fairness, but strength.
Being handsome is also part of strength!
The one who just said that he worked hard, ask yourself, do you think you are more handsome than him?
As long as you are more handsome than him, I can let you pass too.
But if no one is handsome, why don't you work hard? "
(End of this chapter)
"No Bilian!"
Liang Chuan couldn't help but say something.
"Brother Liang, are you talking to me?"
Yan Ruyu asked curiously.
Liang Chuan coughed twice: "Praise you!"
It has to be said that what Yan Ruyu said really aroused Liang Chuan's interest.
As long as you touch it, you can get a five-element element, which sounds like the red and blue BUFF bonus in the game.
So far, Liang Chuan is still a scumbag on the way of cultivation, and the spiritual power in his body is pitifully small, but if he can give himself some bonuses, it seems to be a good choice.
Originally, he planned to reveal his name when he arrived at the Holy Land of the Five Elements, but now Liang Chuan changed his mind and decided to go to the assessment place with Yan Ruyu.
Of course, it is not as simple as imagined to touch the Five Elements Stone.
In the past, many monks wanted to make up for it. They didn't come here to join the Five Elements Holy Land, but just to touch the Five Elements Stone and get some bonuses for themselves.
So in order to prevent this from happening, the Holy Land of the Five Elements has set up three tests. Only after passing the first two tests can you touch the Five Elements Stone in the third test.
It is said that the test content of the first two levels of this year has been changed, which is different from the previous two years.
As for the content of the first two levels, Liang Chuan was looking forward to it.
When he arrived at the assessment site, a large number of people had already gathered on the site.
Upon inquiring, the content of the first level turned out to be a written test.
Liang Chuan couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
I thought I could see some big scene, but now I feel like I am taking the college entrance examination.
But that's fine too.
Liang Chuan was originally worried that his aura of the protagonist was too strong, which would cause him to be too outstanding in the test, and what would happen if he was recognized by the higher-ups of the Five Elements Holy Land.
Now there is no need to worry too much.
However, when he got the test questions for the first test, Liang Chuan was completely stunned.
The content of the test questions is:
'Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest son is named Da Ming, and the second son is named Er Ming. Given that the third son is Xiao Ming, please briefly describe the central idea of this question based on your understanding. '
"Nimma, what's the question?"
Liang Chuan was dumbfounded!
Isn't this reading comprehension?
But can we change the question?
A brain teaser that can have a wooly central idea.
After half a stick of incense passed, a voice sounded.
"time up!"
When the time for the written test was over, Liang Chuan still didn't start writing.
It's not that he doesn't want to write it, the key is that Liang Chuan can't even make it up.
Looking around, everyone else was full of answers, and Yan Ruyu even wrote two pages of answers.
"You wrote so many, all of which are correct answers?"
Liang Chuan was very strange.
Yan Ruyu chuckled and said, "No, no, actually I don't know the correct answer.
But like this kind of question, as long as you write more words, and then copy the question again, and add some silly words in it, others will think your answer is very professional, and you can pass the assessment naturally. "
Liang Chuan said that he had nothing to say, but at first glance, it seemed quite reasonable.
What was unexpected was that under the watchful eyes of everyone, the female student who was responsible for collecting the answers randomly took out a third of the test papers and threw them away, announcing that the rest passed the test. You can start the second level.
In an instant, the whole place was boiling
Liang Chuan was also stunned for a while.
Because among the people who entered the second level, he was not there.
One thing to say, other people may think that this elimination method is a bit unfair, but Liang Chuan has no such idea at all, because he had handed in a blank paper.
So instead of making a scene like everyone else, he was about to leave.
At this moment, a female disciple in charge of the assessment stopped Liang Chuan.
"Your Excellency, please stay!"
Liang Chuan looked up and found that it was a chubby little girl. In the eyes of men in the world of cultivating immortals, she should be regarded as a beauty.
"Excuse me, have you been eliminated?"
The female disciple didn't dare to look into Liang Chuan's eyes, she lowered her head and asked.
Liang Chuan nodded.
"Then can you tell me your name?"
The female disciple asked, this gave Liang Chuan the illusion of being asked for a WeChat account while walking on the street.
Although he didn't know why she asked her name, Liang Chuan still responded to her.
"I called Chengyi."
There was no other way, since Yan Ruyu's true self was here, Liang Chuan had no choice but to change his name, including the test paper he handed in just now, and his name was also written in Chengyi.
"Please wait a moment, Your Excellency!"
After the female disciple finished speaking, something that no one could have imagined happened.
She turned around and picked up the pile of eliminated test papers, quickly found the one with a name written on it, and put it together with the other passers.
"Congratulations Your Excellency, you have passed the first test!"
Everything was carried out in public, and the scene became lively again.
There's no way, Liang Chuan's appearance and temperament are so outstanding, it doesn't matter whether others want to notice him or not.
"Protest, why can he not be eliminated?"
"It's not fair, we all work hard!"
In the past, most people dared not speak because of the deterrent power of the Holy Land of the Five Elements.
But now after seeing the operation of this female disciple, they couldn't help it anymore.
To be honest, Liang Chuan was also surprised.
Even if you want to open the back door for me, please find a corner with few people and talk to me, please?
Now that so many people are watching, why do you call me so embarrassing?
However, at this moment, the female disciple patted the table.
"quiet!"
There was a trace of spiritual energy in her voice, which clearly reached everyone's ears.
She glanced at everyone and said without any concealment.
"Whoever is arguing will be blacklisted in my Five Elements Holy Land, and the other Four Holy Lands will be notified, and they will be chased and killed once!"
When such overbearing words came out, not only did they not deter everyone present, but they had the opposite effect.
"Why!"
"Is the Holy Land great? Can the Holy Land bully people?"
The so-called many people are powerful, if there is a leader who is not afraid of death, countless people will dare to follow.
In the blink of an eye, there were countless voices of protest, and the scene was almost out of control.
Frankly speaking, Liang Chuan already felt embarrassed.
His skin is still very thin.
But even so, the expression on the female disciple's face did not change at all, she sneered.
"Why?
I'll tell you why now.
Just because he is handsome!
Is this reason enough? "
As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.
There's nothing wrong with him, what he said is the truth, Liang Chuan is indeed handsome!
However, there are still some people who do not give up and speak weakly.
"It's fair to open the back door to a dignified holy place for cultivating immortals just because they are handsome?"
Now the female disciple was angry.
"Do you think it's unfair?
Haven't you heard a word?
The world does not rely on fairness, but strength.
Being handsome is also part of strength!
The one who just said that he worked hard, ask yourself, do you think you are more handsome than him?
As long as you are more handsome than him, I can let you pass too.
But if no one is handsome, why don't you work hard? "
(End of this chapter)
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