I really don't want to eat with my face
Chapter 36 In terms of appearance, you are not as good as my elder brother by 1[-] [New book for col
Chapter 36 In terms of appearance, you are not one ten thousandth as good as my elder brother 【New book for collection】
"Speaking of 300 years ago..."
As soon as the Son of the Five Elements opened his mouth, Liang Chuan was speechless.
300 years ago?
Are you a hundred years old this year?
Perhaps because he realized the flaws in his story, the Son of the Five Elements immediately changed his words and said, "Slip of the tongue, it was three years ago."
"Three years ago, when I went out to practice, I met Zijin Shengzi on the way, and we went together.
I don't think the luck of the two of us is extremely bad. When we first arrived at a place of experience and training, we encountered a dragon whose strength was comparable to that of Mahayana, and was doing harm to the world.
Although the two of us are no match for that beast, we each represent the face of the Holy Land, and we must not let it go.
Therefore, Zijin Shengzi and I used what we have learned all our lives to try to destroy this flood dragon.
It's a pity that our strength is too weak, Jiaolong injured us, and he was about to eat us both.
At this time, a person suddenly appeared in the sky.
This person is riding a legendary auspicious unicorn, surrounded by the power of merit.
The most important thing is that person's appearance and temperament, which are really outstanding.
As soon as he came in front of Jiaolong, before he could do anything, the very vicious and ugly dragon spit out words and spoke.
Guess what the bastard said? "
"What did you say?"
I have to say that although the story of the Son of the Five Elements sounds clichéd, it still aroused Liang Chuan's curiosity.
The Son of the Five Elements smiled knowingly, as if the scene at that time was right in front of him, and then he spoke slowly.
"Jiaolong said, seeing this person, it feels inferior for no reason, even if its strength is comparable to that of Mahayana, it's not so ugly.
After finishing speaking, the beast flew several thousand meters into the air, and finally landed vertically, hitting the ground to death. "
The Son of the Five Elements danced and danced when he talked about it, and he spoke very enthusiastically.
Zijin Shengzi heard the relish from the side, and added from time to time, "That's right, I was there at the time!"
Son of Five Elements nodded and continued.
"Brother Yan, you must have guessed it, that person is the recently famous immortal Liang Chuan, and he is the only one who can kill such a monster of the Mahayana realm with just one face!
After Jiaolong died, the immortal gave each of us a breath of immortal energy to help both of us recover from our injuries, and then insisted on saying that we were both brave and touched him.
He forced us to become sworn brothers with him, respect is worse than obedience, so the two of us recognized him as the eldest brother, I was the second brother, Zijin Shengzi was the youngest and the third brother.
Since then, the three of us have often drunk and composed poems together, getting together from time to time. "
After the words were finished, the Son of the Five Elements was still immersed in his fantasy and couldn't extricate himself, but Liang Chuan was already stunned.
A flood dragon in the Mahayana realm was handsome to death by himself!
They really dare to say anything.
Although he was very handsome, which was in line with the facts, but Liang Chuan didn't feel that his face had such terrifying lethality.
Shuai Zijing did not dare to write like that!
Even though he knew that these two guys were pretending to be beeping with his own name, Liang Chuan really didn't expect them to be so good at pretending.
Thinking of this, Liang Chuan asked, "Then, how handsome is that immortal?"
Hearing this question, Zijin Shengzi smiled, and Wuxing Shengzi asked back: "Brother Yan, do you think I'm handsome?"
For some reason, Liang Chuan felt that this question seemed familiar. It seemed that someone had asked him this question before.
In order not to discourage him from continuing to speak, Liang Chuan said something handsome against his conscience.
However, this is not over yet, the Son of the Five Elements continued to ask: "Then Brother Yan, who do you think is more handsome?"
Now Liang Chuan was completely silent.
Come again?
The exact same question, Ling Yunzi once asked himself.
Is there an answer to this question?He must be more handsome!
It is impossible for anyone in this world to surpass himself.
To be honest, Liang Chuan wanted to cooperate with the Son of the Five Elements this time and answer him with 'You are more handsome than me'!
But when the words came to his lips, Liang Chuan suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by Father Tiandao.
Lying will be struck by lightning!
So he was forced to tell the truth: "I'm more handsome!"
As soon as these words came out, it was the turn of the Son of the Five Elements to be stunned.
Even if you are not as handsome as you, you still have to be humble, right?
After all, I am the Son of God.
Is the Holy Son shameless?
Son of the Five Elements Can laughed twice and said: "Brother Yan really knows how to joke.
Although brother Yan is comparable to me, if you compare with my elder brother, I'm afraid you are not even one ten-thousandth of him. "
Staring at Liang Chuan, the Son of the Five Elements said solemnly.
Liang Chuan endured so hard that he didn't laugh.
If it wasn't for the fact that he was the protagonist in their story, Liang Chuan might have believed it.
"Brother Yan, aren't you shocked?"
Zijin Shengzi couldn't help asking when Liang Chuan didn't respond.
Normally, as long as they mention Liang Chuan's name, they will definitely attract countless compliments.
Right now, Liang Chuan hasn't moved at all, how can this not make people feel curious.
"This..." Liang Chuan was helpless.
He can accept it when others flatter him, but if he flatters himself again, it's a bit shameless, right?
At the same time, Zijin Shengzi was secretly conducting sound transmission with Wuxing Shengzi.
"Did you make it too exaggerated? It feels like he doesn't really believe it."
"Exaggeration? I still think it's not enough. If it wasn't for the lack of reading, I would have made it up for seven days and seven nights.
But every now and then, countless beauties will worship us, lick us, and throw themselves into our arms! "
After the sound transmission ended, the Son of the Five Elements spoke again.
"I understand!
Brother Yan didn't respond, but he was so surprised that he didn't know what to say.
After all, no one can imagine how handsome our big brother is without seeing it with his own eyes! "
Liang Chuan gave full marks to this forced explanation!
"By the way, Brother Yan, are you here to compete for a ranking on the handsome list?"
The Son of the Five Elements asked this question.
Hearing the words "Shuaizibang" for the second time, Liang Chuan showed great interest: "What is that?"
"No way?" The Son of the Five Elements was a little surprised, "Brother Yan doesn't know the list of handsome characters?"
Shaking his head, Liang Chuan didn't think about pretending to understand.
"In this case, I'm explaining to Brother Yan.
The handsome character list is actually a list, similar to the Tianzi list that has been circulating in the six holy places.
The latter compares strength, while the former, as the name suggests, compares appearance. Only the tall and handsome can be on the list. The handsome guys in the entire world of cultivating immortals are ranked on the list, which is a list that appeared not long ago. "
"I see."
It sounds very simple, Liang Chuan understood, "Then where do you rank on the list?"
I saw the Son of the Five Elements confidently puffed up his chest and said.
"Ashamed to say, I'm only ranked sixth."
He said he was ashamed, but there was no shame on his face, and he was even a little proud.
Liang Chuan was puzzled.
Although the Son of the Five Elements is much more attractive than the Son of Zijin, he is not even handsome, and he might as well be one if he is careful.
Can it be ranked sixth?
There is definitely a black box operation!
(End of this chapter)
"Speaking of 300 years ago..."
As soon as the Son of the Five Elements opened his mouth, Liang Chuan was speechless.
300 years ago?
Are you a hundred years old this year?
Perhaps because he realized the flaws in his story, the Son of the Five Elements immediately changed his words and said, "Slip of the tongue, it was three years ago."
"Three years ago, when I went out to practice, I met Zijin Shengzi on the way, and we went together.
I don't think the luck of the two of us is extremely bad. When we first arrived at a place of experience and training, we encountered a dragon whose strength was comparable to that of Mahayana, and was doing harm to the world.
Although the two of us are no match for that beast, we each represent the face of the Holy Land, and we must not let it go.
Therefore, Zijin Shengzi and I used what we have learned all our lives to try to destroy this flood dragon.
It's a pity that our strength is too weak, Jiaolong injured us, and he was about to eat us both.
At this time, a person suddenly appeared in the sky.
This person is riding a legendary auspicious unicorn, surrounded by the power of merit.
The most important thing is that person's appearance and temperament, which are really outstanding.
As soon as he came in front of Jiaolong, before he could do anything, the very vicious and ugly dragon spit out words and spoke.
Guess what the bastard said? "
"What did you say?"
I have to say that although the story of the Son of the Five Elements sounds clichéd, it still aroused Liang Chuan's curiosity.
The Son of the Five Elements smiled knowingly, as if the scene at that time was right in front of him, and then he spoke slowly.
"Jiaolong said, seeing this person, it feels inferior for no reason, even if its strength is comparable to that of Mahayana, it's not so ugly.
After finishing speaking, the beast flew several thousand meters into the air, and finally landed vertically, hitting the ground to death. "
The Son of the Five Elements danced and danced when he talked about it, and he spoke very enthusiastically.
Zijin Shengzi heard the relish from the side, and added from time to time, "That's right, I was there at the time!"
Son of Five Elements nodded and continued.
"Brother Yan, you must have guessed it, that person is the recently famous immortal Liang Chuan, and he is the only one who can kill such a monster of the Mahayana realm with just one face!
After Jiaolong died, the immortal gave each of us a breath of immortal energy to help both of us recover from our injuries, and then insisted on saying that we were both brave and touched him.
He forced us to become sworn brothers with him, respect is worse than obedience, so the two of us recognized him as the eldest brother, I was the second brother, Zijin Shengzi was the youngest and the third brother.
Since then, the three of us have often drunk and composed poems together, getting together from time to time. "
After the words were finished, the Son of the Five Elements was still immersed in his fantasy and couldn't extricate himself, but Liang Chuan was already stunned.
A flood dragon in the Mahayana realm was handsome to death by himself!
They really dare to say anything.
Although he was very handsome, which was in line with the facts, but Liang Chuan didn't feel that his face had such terrifying lethality.
Shuai Zijing did not dare to write like that!
Even though he knew that these two guys were pretending to be beeping with his own name, Liang Chuan really didn't expect them to be so good at pretending.
Thinking of this, Liang Chuan asked, "Then, how handsome is that immortal?"
Hearing this question, Zijin Shengzi smiled, and Wuxing Shengzi asked back: "Brother Yan, do you think I'm handsome?"
For some reason, Liang Chuan felt that this question seemed familiar. It seemed that someone had asked him this question before.
In order not to discourage him from continuing to speak, Liang Chuan said something handsome against his conscience.
However, this is not over yet, the Son of the Five Elements continued to ask: "Then Brother Yan, who do you think is more handsome?"
Now Liang Chuan was completely silent.
Come again?
The exact same question, Ling Yunzi once asked himself.
Is there an answer to this question?He must be more handsome!
It is impossible for anyone in this world to surpass himself.
To be honest, Liang Chuan wanted to cooperate with the Son of the Five Elements this time and answer him with 'You are more handsome than me'!
But when the words came to his lips, Liang Chuan suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by Father Tiandao.
Lying will be struck by lightning!
So he was forced to tell the truth: "I'm more handsome!"
As soon as these words came out, it was the turn of the Son of the Five Elements to be stunned.
Even if you are not as handsome as you, you still have to be humble, right?
After all, I am the Son of God.
Is the Holy Son shameless?
Son of the Five Elements Can laughed twice and said: "Brother Yan really knows how to joke.
Although brother Yan is comparable to me, if you compare with my elder brother, I'm afraid you are not even one ten-thousandth of him. "
Staring at Liang Chuan, the Son of the Five Elements said solemnly.
Liang Chuan endured so hard that he didn't laugh.
If it wasn't for the fact that he was the protagonist in their story, Liang Chuan might have believed it.
"Brother Yan, aren't you shocked?"
Zijin Shengzi couldn't help asking when Liang Chuan didn't respond.
Normally, as long as they mention Liang Chuan's name, they will definitely attract countless compliments.
Right now, Liang Chuan hasn't moved at all, how can this not make people feel curious.
"This..." Liang Chuan was helpless.
He can accept it when others flatter him, but if he flatters himself again, it's a bit shameless, right?
At the same time, Zijin Shengzi was secretly conducting sound transmission with Wuxing Shengzi.
"Did you make it too exaggerated? It feels like he doesn't really believe it."
"Exaggeration? I still think it's not enough. If it wasn't for the lack of reading, I would have made it up for seven days and seven nights.
But every now and then, countless beauties will worship us, lick us, and throw themselves into our arms! "
After the sound transmission ended, the Son of the Five Elements spoke again.
"I understand!
Brother Yan didn't respond, but he was so surprised that he didn't know what to say.
After all, no one can imagine how handsome our big brother is without seeing it with his own eyes! "
Liang Chuan gave full marks to this forced explanation!
"By the way, Brother Yan, are you here to compete for a ranking on the handsome list?"
The Son of the Five Elements asked this question.
Hearing the words "Shuaizibang" for the second time, Liang Chuan showed great interest: "What is that?"
"No way?" The Son of the Five Elements was a little surprised, "Brother Yan doesn't know the list of handsome characters?"
Shaking his head, Liang Chuan didn't think about pretending to understand.
"In this case, I'm explaining to Brother Yan.
The handsome character list is actually a list, similar to the Tianzi list that has been circulating in the six holy places.
The latter compares strength, while the former, as the name suggests, compares appearance. Only the tall and handsome can be on the list. The handsome guys in the entire world of cultivating immortals are ranked on the list, which is a list that appeared not long ago. "
"I see."
It sounds very simple, Liang Chuan understood, "Then where do you rank on the list?"
I saw the Son of the Five Elements confidently puffed up his chest and said.
"Ashamed to say, I'm only ranked sixth."
He said he was ashamed, but there was no shame on his face, and he was even a little proud.
Liang Chuan was puzzled.
Although the Son of the Five Elements is much more attractive than the Son of Zijin, he is not even handsome, and he might as well be one if he is careful.
Can it be ranked sixth?
There is definitely a black box operation!
(End of this chapter)
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