I really don't want to eat with my face

Chapter 27 Can your cat do backflips?【New book for collection】

"Immortal, I don't know if I should say something or not?"

Cheng Yitiao followed Liang Chuan and asked cautiously.

"How many times have I said it, don't call me a fairy outside, it will cause unnecessary trouble, you can just call me senior brother Liang or senior brother, just say what you have to say."

"Okay, brother." Honestly agreed, Cheng Yiyi continued, "What I want to say is, if we go this way, we don't know that we will have to wait until the year of the monkey to reach other holy places. Brother, you are so capable, why don't we go?" Fly over with a 'whoosh'?."

"Ignorance!"

Liang Chuan stopped and looked at Cheng Yi.

"Do you know what is the most precious thing in this world?"

Cheng Yiyi thought for a while and said, "It's the Lingshi and the woman!"

"Wrong, terribly wrong!"

Liang Chuan shook his head.

"I would also like to invite Xian... Senior brother to clarify."

"Remember, the most precious things in this world are not spirit stones and women, but human accidents.

You grew up in the holy land, and these are the things you lack the most. Since you have the opportunity to go out of the holy land this time, I will show you what is human nature and sophistication. It will be of great help to your practice in the future. "

Liang Chuan explained solemnly, and Cheng Yi nodded his head with excitement on his face.

"Thank you Immortal for pointing out the maze!"

Seeing that he didn't want to ask any more questions, Liang Chuan quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally fooled him!

Look at this guy asking this question.

If he could fly to other holy places with a 'swish', would he still need to remind him?

…………

autumn ridge.

As the only way to enter and leave the Holy Land of Lingxiao, people come and go here, and the trade in the small town next to it is very prosperous.

But today's town is a bit more lively than before, just because two people came to the town.

"Look, everyone, there is actually a man more handsome than me in this world!"

"Father, have you seen that handsome man? I want to marry him!"

"To be honest, although I'm a man, I just realized now that I don't like women, but good-looking ones!"

As soon as Liang Chuan arrived in the town, people who saw him began to be amazed every day.

Liang Chuan had long been used to this situation, so he didn't have much reaction.

Instead, Cheng Yi walked beside Liang Chuan, with his head held high and his chest held high, deliberately pretending to be a modest gentleman, and his walk was a little more elegant than usual.

"Everyone, please keep a low profile. Although I am handsome, don't make it known to everyone!"

"The girl who said she would marry me will be struck by lightning if she lies. Please come to the inn ahead to find me at night. Let's get to know each other better first."

Cheng responded one by one, and then sighed.

"Brother, you don't know. In the Holy Land, there were countless female disciples who said that I was handsome, and cried and wanted to marry me, but I refused all of them, because I knew that they didn't like me, but they were greedy. my body.

I thought that women in this world might be different from them, but now I understand that women in this world are all the same, vulgar! "

To be honest, after hearing his words, Liang Chuan was dumbfounded.

I always thought that Ling Yunzi was the most shameless person in Lingxiao Holy Land, but it turned out that Cheng Yi was the big boss who kept a secret.

Obviously these people are talking about themselves, what does it have to do with him?

Although Cheng Yi's appearance is also very handsome, it's a pity that Liang Chuan is so handsome that others' attention is on him, and Cheng Yi is naturally ignored.

But this guy still feels good about himself, waving at those who make noise while walking, thinking that he is the prettiest cub in the town.

"Crack", a clothes drying pole fell from the sky, Liang Chuan looked up, and found that the windows of a house on the second floor were wide open, and a fat woman in extremely coquettish clothes stuck her head out to look at herself.

"Senior officer, I didn't do it on purpose, why don't you come up and sit down, and I will apologize to you?"

While talking about the woman, she poked her head at Liang Chuan and blew a kiss.

"Is she talking to you? Why didn't you respond?" Liang Chuan touched her in a timely manner.

Although Cheng Yitiao was very narcissistic, he really understood this time that the big beauty upstairs was not talking to him.

So when Liang Chuan made a sound, he was stunned for a second, and then he reacted.

The immortal wants to give this big beauty to himself!

"In the face of beauty, the immortal can't be moved. I'm afraid I won't be able to reach this level in my life."

Cheng thought to himself.

Could it be that this is the sophistication of the world that the immortal said before?

Yes, it must be so!

I must not let down the kindness of the immortal.

"Senior brother, please enter the inn. I'll help this little lady send the clothes-horse up. The other party's hospitality is hard to be denied. There must be something tricky. I will go up and have a look on behalf of the senior brother."

"Thanks for your hard work!"

Liang Chuan patted his shoulders, feeling sincere admiration for him.

"To solve problems for senior brother, I will do my best!"

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"Shopkeeper, is there any room available?"

Randomly finding an inn in front that looked more luxurious and had more guests, Liang Chuan walked in and asked.

The proprietress is also a very fat and ugly woman, after all, men here think that such a woman is considered beautiful.

Hearing someone's question, the proprietress didn't raise her head, and responded coldly: "There are many rooms, how many do you want?"

"Two for the room, thank you."

"Turn left upstairs..."

Halfway through the speech, the proprietress raised her head.

Immediately afterwards, she was shocked by Liang Chuan's appearance, and swallowed the second half of the sentence abruptly,

The subject changed, and the tone became more gentle: "I'm sorry, I misremembered just now, but the rooms are actually full.

If you don't mind, guest officer, you can share a room with me at night. The bed in my room is soft and comfortable.

By the way, the cat in Lun's house can also perform backflips! "

"No... no need!"

Unable to shudder, Liang Chuan left the inn as if fleeing.

I have to say that being handsome is also a kind of trouble.

Liang Chuan was very annoyed.

Why do you look so handsome?

why?

I found an inn again, and the proprietress was also a woman, but because of her appearance, there were a little few people patronizing this inn, and the inside seemed deserted.

That's right, the proprietress of this inn is ugly, but judging by Liang Chuan's normal aesthetics, she is beautiful.

She is slightly fat and looks like an internet celebrity.

There is a saying, the slightly fat ones are the best!

At this time, the proprietress was settling accounts at the counter, and when she saw Liang Chuan enter the door, she was also fascinated by Liang Chuan's appearance.

But just for a moment, she was awakened by her inferiority complex and lowered her head.

"Two nice rooms."

"Sorry, sir, the store is full."

The proprietress said in a low voice, it wasn't that she didn't want to receive Liang Chuan, but that she felt that this inn was not suitable for a beautiful man like Liang Chuan to live in.

"It's full too?"

Liang Chuan was a little helpless.

"Then, do you have a cat that can backflip?

I can make do with it. "

(End of this chapter)