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Chapter 16 Minors Please Practice Accompanied by Parents【New book for collection】

After all, it is a holy place for cultivating immortals, there are not many garbage methods, and the box is not full.

As soon as he opened it, Liang Chuan noticed the Taoism on the top book called "Multiple Man Must Practice".

He was instantly attracted by the name and picked it up.

Open the first page, it is written about the introduction of this Taoism.

"Anyone who practices this method, regardless of talent, starts with a golden core, and a nascent soul can transform into a god!"

After reading the first sentence, Liang Chuan stopped and fell into deep doubt.

He didn't even have a foundation, and the start was at the Jindan realm, with the ability to leapfrog challenges.

This is bad?

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Soon, Liang Chuan was relieved.

As we all know, except for the protagonist, it is impossible for others to have the ability to leapfrog challenges.

So this book of Taoism probably didn't exist at all before, and it appeared here precisely because of my arrival.

Otherwise, other disciples have no reason to let it go and not practice.

After thinking this through, Liang Chuan made up his mind.

No more picks, just this one!

Excitedly turning to the second page, he was just about to start practicing, but was stunned.

I saw a line of small characters in the middle of the second page, which clearly read:

'If you want to practice this skill, you must first come from the palace! '

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At this moment, Liang Chuan finally understood why this book of Taoism was considered bad.

Isn't this frankly the Sunflower Collection?

Who would practice this normally?

Just thinking about it made Liang Chuan feel chills in his lower body, he threw the Taoism in his hand aside, and he picked up the next book.

"Women can't stand it after men practice it, and men can't stand it after women practice it"

When he opened it, Liang Chuan once again felt that his IQ had been insulted.

This is a method of practicing charm.

The requirements for cultivation are also very simple, as long as men are handsome and women are beautiful.

For Liang Chuan, this book of charms is even more tasteless than the Sunflower Book.

Relying on his good looks and personal charm, there are countless women crying to marry him, so there is no need to specialize in cultivating these side ways.

Simply, Liang Chuan emptied out the books in the box, and all kinds of Taoism appeared before his eyes.

"Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life, or a five-second man?" This is a secret technique used to stimulate potential when the fish is dead and the net is broken. The duration is really only five seconds.

"The Secret of Thirteen Chapters in One Night", the technique of harvesting yin and supplementing yang, can be practiced extremely quickly. It takes three months to build a foundation and five years to form alchemy. It can only be practiced with the same sex, and the body will explode and die on the spot if it is practiced with the opposite sex.

"Minors are advised to practice with their parents", this book is very serious, but the meaning of some words is very complicated, and minors may not be able to understand it.

The more he looked back, the more Liang Chuan felt his mind explode.

What are these things?

Many Taoisms are full of cursing words, without exception, all of them are greetings to the creator's mother.

"Could it be that I think too much?"

Liang Chuan said to himself.

At this time, another book called "Shuai Zi Jing" appeared in front of him.

Opening it habitually, Liang Chuan suddenly regained his energy when he saw the first sentence.

"Dedicated to the handsome men in the world!"

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After reading so many Taoisms, this is the only one Liang Chuan can read so far.

Soon, he was fascinated by the introduction of Shuai Zijing.

It is recorded in the book that this Taoism was created tens of thousands of years ago by a peerless handsome man named 'I'm not handsome'.

It is rumored that this person has been wearing a mask all his life, and once he takes off the mask, even the sun and the moon will be obsessed with his appearance, unable to keep running, and fall from the sky.

But it was precisely because he was so handsome that all the women in the world of cultivating immortals at that time were determined to marry him.

Those married women are even more willing to die, not allowing their husbands to touch themselves again.

Therefore, I am not handsome and become the public enemy of all men.

Regardless of whether it is a monk or an ordinary person, under the circumstances at that time, as long as a man saw him, he wanted to kill him, especially those male monks who were originally ugly and could not marry a wife. positive.

The final result can be imagined. At that time, I was only in the Jindan state. I was not handsome and I was no match for so many people's targets, so I was arrested as a matter of course.

After the news came out, all the women in the world of cultivating immortals became angry.

At the last moment when he was about to be tortured to death, women appeared and rescued him.

But it's a pity that my not-so-handsome self-cultivation has been abolished as a villain who envied him, and I have become a handsome ordinary person.

The men thought that I was not handsome and had no threat to them, but no one thought that I was not handsome after going through this incident, not only did not get hit, but instead created a set of his own based on his own perception. Peerless technique.

As the saying goes, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

Ten years later, when I'm Not Handsome reappeared in the eyes of the world, his strength actually surpassed that of a strong man in the Mahayana realm.

What is even more surprising is that I am not handsome and did not go on a killing spree to seek revenge on those who chased him back then, but let them go.

Not because of his generosity, but because if you want revenge, you have to kill all the men in the world except him.

But if I do this, even if I am not handsome, no matter how strong I am, I will not be able to withstand the ravages of all the women in the world every night.

In the end, I am not handsome and took off my mask and asked the people of the world a question.

He asked, "Am I handsome?"

Needless to say, the women, and the men also succumbed to his strength, no matter how jealous they were, they had to admit the fact that he was handsome.

But I'm not handsome. After hearing this answer, he shook his head, sighed, said 'I'm not handsome', and soared up in full view.

From then on, the women put away the idea of ​​marrying me not being handsome, and lived honestly with the men, and the world of cultivating immortals also returned to peace.

After reading the first page of Shuai Zi Jing, Liang Chuan had a strong sense of substitution for the characters in the book.

He almost thought it was himself written on it.

Flipping to the end in one breath, he found the precautions for practicing Shuai Zijing.

Looking at it, Liang Chuan smiled, and at the same time understood why this peerless exercise book would become garbage that no one wanted to practice.

Because they are not handsome enough.

That's right, there are actually no special requirements if you want to practice Shuaizijing, it only stipulates that the practitioner must be male.

Different from other Taoism, this Taoism does not have any realm division when practicing, but the strength of a practitioner is linked to his own appearance, and it must be a natural appearance. It is invalid to use the technique to make oneself handsome .

As the name suggests, the more handsome you are, the better you will be when you cultivate!

Of course, this does not mean that one cannot practice if one is ugly.

There is also a record on the back of the Shuai Zi Jing, there was once a very ugly disciple in the Holy Land who didn't believe in evil and insisted on practicing this Taoism.

As a result, no matter how he practiced, his strength could not reach the level of foundation building. In the end, he could only give up and switch to other Taoism.

Since then, there have been no disciples to patronize this Taoism.

After closing the book, Liang Chuan was extremely excited.

Beauty and strength are linked, isn't this just for him?

(End of this chapter)