Naruto: Misplaced Twins

Chapter 4 004: Kakashi's Bad Taste

"Ah, why don't you smile as much as I do, when you all look so unhappy?"

On the roof of the Ninja School, the four members of the seventh class were sitting in their respective positions, and Teacher Xianyuyan Baimao greeted them with a smile.

"..."

Hey, you are covering your face, how could we see if you are smiling or not!

Xiao Sakura shouted crazily in her heart, and her character slammed the wall crazily, but she still kept a smile on her face.

I'm so angry!

I'm afraid this guide is not poisonous!

"Mr. Kakashi, please stop joking. Now that the seventh class has been established, what should we do now?"

Sasuke was sitting on the railing of the roof, with his head tilted slightly to the left, and the sunlight came from behind him, looking like an angel falling into the mortal world.

Sakura next door was stunned.

"Now? Of course there are very important things to do now."

Kakashi touched his chin, then snapped his fingers,

"No, I figured it out."

"Well, first of all, let's introduce ourselves, what do we like, what do we hate, what are our dreams, what are our hobbies... In short, you can just talk about it, and let me get a general idea of ​​your situation. .”

"After all, I have already seen your student files." Kakashi smiled.

"Uh, why don't you tell me the teacher first, you have read our files, but we don't know you yet."

Sakura hugged her knees, eyes full of suspicion,

"And teacher, you look so suspicious..."

"What kind of adjective is suspicious... Do you mean mysterious? Hahaha..." Kakashi scratched his head, "I am indeed very mysterious."

"My name is Hatake Kakashi, and I'm the Shinobi of Konoha Village. I like and dislike things... Well, mystery must have a mysterious look, so keep it a secret."

"As for dreams... well, I don't seem to have any dreams anymore. After all, I'm almost at the peak of my life... but I still have a lot of interests."

"No, I've finished introducing myself, so let's start from left to right."

"Damn it, you just told us your name!" Sakura muttered dissatisfiedly, "Everything else was a slap in the face."

"Kakashi Hatake, the elite Jōnin of Konoha Village. He graduated from the ninja school at the age of 5, became a Chunin at the age of 6, invented the A-level ninjutsu Chidori at the age of 12 and became a Jōnin, and made great contributions in the war. I don't know the details, but... he is considered the most likely man to become the Fifth Hokage, and even my father praised him."

Sasuke slowly opened his mouth and spit out a series of shocking numbers, even Sakura's face changed.

Hey, this is not a salted fish, this is a big boss.

The ordinary person suddenly became radiant, and a little dazzling, even the salty fish eyes were filled with a light of wisdom.

Sakura instantly lost her temper.

"Master Hokage would still praise me. It's really unexpected... Okay, don't talk about me, you should introduce yourself."

Kakashi nodded Uzumaki Naruto who was silent, "It's you, Naruto, starting with you."

"I?"

Naruto raised his head, showing a bright smiling face, as if he had calculated the standard of the arc, which can make a good impression on people.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, I just became a ninja, I like to eat Ichiraku ramen... Of course instant noodles are also available; what I hate is waiting for the noodles to be ready for 3 minutes... I don't like people yelling around me. My My dream is to be able to realize my dreams, as for hobbies... er, does making instant noodles count?"

"I thought your hobby would be hitting people..."

Sakura muttered something in a low voice, not daring to let Naruto hear it, for fear that he would hit her.

"It's really a simple self-introduction. Can't you have something else besides instant noodles... Also, the dream is to realize your own dream, which is too cheating."

Kakashi rubbed his chin, not paying any attention to the eyes of the three little ones saying "You are the one who cheated", and pointed to Sasuke next to Naruto,

"It's you next, Sasuke."

"I'm Sasuke. I don't like anything, but I don't like many things. As for dreams, they're just lip service. I'm not interested. At most, I hope to get the approval of my father and brother..."

"It's not so much a dream, it's better to say that I have my own ambition, that is..."

"Become Hokage,"

"Or become an existence beyond Hokage."

"Tsk, as expected of Hokage's son, it's not bad that he even thinks so differently."

Kakashi applauded.

Sasuke's face darkened and he clenched his fists.

So... I hate Hokage the most!

I can do all this not because I am his son, but because I am working hard!

"Sasuke is so cool..."

Stars started to appear in Sakura's eyes.

"Nonuo, girl, don't be a nympho, it's your turn to introduce yourself, just keep it simple."

Kakashi raised his chin,

"Good performance."

"Umm...my name is Haruno Sakura, what I like...ah no, the person I like is..."

Sakura's eyes drifted to Sasuke, and then quickly retracted,

"That...the annoying thing is nothing, as for the dream...should I say it... yay!"

Sakura put her head on her lap, she didn't know what to think, her face was flushed.

"So obsessed with Sasuke's beauty, can't you extricate yourself..."

Kakashi's eyelids twitched, his head covered with black lines,

"Girl... why don't you think about how to make yourself better, and then make others jealous of you?"

"It's so boring for you to stare at a man who will be snatched away by others."

"..."

The three little ones stared at Kakashi at the same time, feeling that it was strange for him to say this sentence.

"This is not something a normal teacher should say." It was Sasuke.

"I hate it...so shy..." This is Sakura, "How could I... think like that..."

<(￣︶￣)/This is Naruto.

"Okay, that's the end of the self-introduction."

Kakashi stood up, patted his butt,

"Starting tomorrow, the seventh shift will be on mission."

"The first task, let me think about it... Ah yes, it's the field survival assessment..."

"Survival assessment in the wild? It sounds weird, and it doesn't seem to be difficult..." Sakura frowned.

"Your enemy will be me..."

"You are our opponent? If you fight seriously, how can you beat this?" Sasuke frowned.

"If you can't complete the task, you will be sent back to the ninja school for retraining."

"Oh, really? That's really strict." Naruto smiled.

"Anyway, see you at the outdoor practice field tomorrow... As long as you haven't skipped class, you'll know where that place is, and it's easy to find."

Kakashi took out three pieces of paper from his pocket, and handed them to the three little ones,

"The specific requirements are all above, go back and prepare well. In addition, I will give you a piece of advice, don't eat breakfast tomorrow morning, otherwise..."

"It will spit out."

"Would it spit out? So scary?"

Sakura took the paper and quickly read down,

"Gather at the outdoor practice field at six o'clock in the morning... six o'clock? This time is too unfriendly for a beautiful girl!"

"Be sure to arrange the ninja bag in advance, and you can't arrange the ninja bag during the battle..."

"In addition to the standard ninja bag specifications, we also need to prepare ten kunai, ten shurikens, ten detonating charms, a bundle of ropes, a rope net, a grabbing hook, and two sets of clothes... This is also Too exaggerated, are we going to war?"

"Of course it's not a war. It's not enough to bring these things. As for the details of this exercise, you will know when the time comes, so you don't need to ask in advance."

Kakashi snapped his fingers and disappeared instantly.

"Remember, don't be late tomorrow."

On the rooftop, Kakashi's figure dissipated, leaving three little ones looking at each other.

"Sasuke, we became teammates today, do you want to go out to have a light meal together to celebrate?"

Sakura turned and blinked at Sasuke.

"No, today I have to go back and prepare for tomorrow's assessment...I can't lose."

Sasuke shook his head, "Also, don't blink when your eyes hurt. You put some eye drops, take a good rest at night, and you should be fine the next day."

"You can buy our Uchiha's eye drops, and Hinata's is okay, but not as good as ours."

"Um, my eyes don't hurt, I just...cough, I'll buy eye drops and go back to drip..." Sakura twitched the corners of her mouth, lowered her head in disappointment, "Then I have to go back and get ready."

After being lost for a while, she suddenly realized that Sasuke was caring about her, so she became elated again.

"Come on everyone." Naruto smiled, "I believe you can all do it."

"Hehe, don't hold me back." Sasuke rolled his eyes, "I can only take the test of the second crane tail."

"Yes, yes, the Uchiha is number one in the world, and the young master is unparalleled." Naruto replied subconsciously.

Sasuke laughed angrily, glared at Naruto angrily, and then jumped down from the rooftop angrily, and disappeared after three jumps and two jumps.

Naruto smiled and shook his head,

"You should go back early too... Let's talk about the celebration tomorrow after we pass Mr. Kakashi's task."

After finishing speaking, he also jumped off the roof, and disappeared after jumping three times, leaving behind Sakura who was in a daze on the roof.

"Hey, why are you leaving? Leave me here by myself?"

"I'm the only girl in the seventh class after all, right? Even if I can't be hugged left and right, at least I should be treated as a group pet, right? Why... I'm the only one left... There's no one to take me home?"

Sakura blinked, feeling a bit unacceptable,

"Why did it become like this... the first time I became a ninja, and I was able to be in the same ninja class with the person I liked, and there was no rival to bother me, and the other person in the ninja class was also a handsome guy, four happy things overlapped together .And these four pieces of happiness brought me even more happiness, and what I got in the end was a time that should have been as happy as a dream... But, why did it become like this..."

"Why do I feel..."

"Are they showing affection in front of me?"

"Ah, Sakura, you read too many romance novels, you must quit, you must!"

(End of this chapter)