Naruto: Misplaced Twins

Chapter 23 023: The Art of Explosion

When Deidara woke up from the coma, he found himself tied up in a cave, and the three people who captured him were surrounding the fire, and the strong fragrance continued to pass from there .

A handsome guy with blond hair like him was cooking, and two other ugly guys were waiting to be fed.

I have to say that the handicraft of that handsome guy seems to be pretty good, and the aroma is tangy, as if it smells like beef.

"Hey, can you cook me a meal, and you can buy it with money. But now I don't have any money, I'm afraid I have to pay on credit... I've been calling for so long just now, and I'm a little hungry now, um."

Didara wasn't good at physical skills, and now his hands were cut behind his back, and there was no explosive clay in his pocket. It can be said that there was no way to escape, and he had to accept his fate.

Smelling the fragrance, his stomach really started to growl.

"hungry?"

Scorpion turned to look at Didara,

"An artist like you can be hungry? I thought you could eat clay to be full."

"Hmph, do you still need to eat when you play with puppets like this? Your ugly puppets that are at most a little bit shocking are outdated. Even if you perform on the street, no one will reward you. You should have trained to eat without eating. It’s a stunt of starvation, eh.”

The sharp-tongued Didala naturally wouldn't admit defeat in the bickering, and immediately fought back against the scorpion.

"I want to make him a puppet." Scorpion squeezed his fist, "This way he won't be so nagging. It's such an annoying mouth."

"Haha..." Minato smiled awkwardly, his hands kept moving, and the fragrance of the noodles in the pot continued to radiate, "If you have something to say, Deidara is just... young and frivolous, an inexperienced child, So I don't speak much."

"This is no longer young and frivolous, not very good at talking..." Xie said coldly, "He just can't speak human words at all."

"It doesn't matter if you have a personality. A strong person can be understood no matter how rebellious they are... After all, we are not a serious organization, let alone a good person."

Ghost shark grinned,

"Don't worry, Di... What did you forget about Di, I will call you Xiao Di. Xiao Di, we still respect the strong. And you have already proved your strength before..."

"I'm proving my art, I don't care about my strength, eh!"

Didara interrupted Kisame's praise, his face was full of impatience,

"I thought that you, who can make such exquisite shark shells, would be an artist like me, who likes fleeting charms...the result is also a reckless man who only knows how to fight and kill? It's really boring, huh."

"What's the matter with you, why are you always talking about art and art, making people confused..."

Kisame walked up to Didara, still playing with a clay bird in his ninja bag,

"Don't you Yanyin Village like to call ninjutsu an art? Strange knowledge has increased."

"Tsk, what a mess, you superficial guys really don't understand my art, eh!"

Didara sat on the ground, although he was a prisoner, he assumed a posture of "I am a big boss",

"Next, let me tell you about my art. Listen carefully. Normally, this is a good thing that should be charged. Now I will tell you for free. Thank you, um!"

"..." Xie rubbed his forehead.

"..." Gui Sha was speechless.

"..." Minato continued to cook the noodles.

"For example, Brother Shark, the bird you are holding in your hand has smooth lines and a very beautiful two-dimensional shape..." Didara raised his chin at Guixie, "I guess, in To ordinary people, it can be regarded as a work of art.”

"Brother Shark? Are you calling me?" Gui Shark looked down at the bird of Didala in his hand, and twitched the corner of his mouth.

Is this bird or not, ghost or ghost?artwork? 30 for two is too expensive for him.

"However, my art is not just a static doll...it is a flowing life, with my flesh and blood in it, eh!"

"You want to talk about your hard work..." A black line appeared on Xie's forehead, "Wouldn't it really lower our average IQ if a guy like this entered our organization? When others see him, will they think that other people in the organization are also Stupid as he is..."

"It's possible." Ghost Shark nodded seriously.

"Don't whisper, listen carefully!"

Didara muttered dissatisfiedly, and then continued to cheer himself up,

"The thing sublimated in the explosion is my real work! In that moment of sublimation, it is art!"

"Art is a blast!"

Didara looked fanatical and flushed,

"That beautiful and short, fleeting moment is enough to be called beautiful, eh!"

"Nothing else, eh."

"Pop art is dead, it's Deidara's time for super graphic art!"

Scorpion was a little impatient, "Damn guy, why does he talk so much?"

Ghost Shark picked his ears, "Has he finished?"

Minato blew out the flames in one breath, and put the steaming pot on the ground, "Everyone, it's time to eat, it's a delicious Namifu dried persimmon scroll beef roasted ramen, and a little bit of Konoha's specialty Naruto roll."

"It smells so good. As a teammate, Minato-kun is simply an impeccable helper." Kisame took a deep breath, his face full of satisfaction.

"That's not how a virtuous wife is used." The cultural man Scorpion continued to despise Kisame after despising Didara,

"Minato-kun, please let me have some too... Although most of my body is already a puppet, it's not a problem to eat something."

"Hey, hey, why don't you pay attention to my art at all, don't be seduced by mere ramen!"

"Damn it... Please give me a bowl too... Although I didn't want to eat your ramen, it smells really good."

"Mere ramen is so attractive, the proud artist Didara has given in, are you satisfied!"

Seeing them laughing and having dinner without paying any attention to his poor self, Didala immediately rubbed back and forth on the ground, screaming incessantly,

"Hey, hey, there's me, and I, for the sake of my lectures, I want to eat too!"

"I said, since you captured me and want me to join your organization, you can't starve me to death here, can you?"

"If I starve to death, your trip will be in vain, and it will be a waste of success, eh."

"It won't fall short. Even if you starve to death, I can still make you a puppet, which can still display your current strength." Scorpion said coldly, "It will even be easier to use."

"Make it a puppet? Why are you so cruel!" Didara's eyes widened.

"Jiejiejie... now you know I'm not easy to mess with?" Xie sneered coldly, "Little devil, our Xiao organization is not some playful organization, we are a terrorist organization composed of traitors and ninjas!"

"No, I don't care about being rebellious or not." Didara shook his head, raised his fingers, and grinned, "I've been doing things like killing people since I was 11 years old..."

"I just hate puppets."

"After all, people live to explode. A life without art might as well let me die."

"That's what I think, even if you want to die, you have to blow it up and leave a deep mark on this land..."

"Come and prove my art to the world!"

Ghost shark and scorpion looked at each other.

They found that although this brat was naive and stupid, but... this crazy energy fit well with the Akatsuki organization.

"Okay, okay, artist, let's eat noodles." Minato walked to Didara's side, looked at his hands,

"Just to be on the safe side, I can't let you go now..."

"But if I don't loosen it, I won't be able to eat noodles..." Didara felt even hungrier as he smelled the delicious noodles.

"I'll feed you."

Minato laughed, "Good children are rewarded."

Didara looked at his gentle smile, then at his blond hair and handsome face, and suddenly muttered,

"You look like a dad I've never met before."

"Huh?" Minato didn't hear clearly.

"I said, if I join you, can I be with you?" Didara laughed.

"No." Kisame shouted, "I am the most suitable teammate for Minato-kun."

"Why?" Didara chewed the noodles in his mouth, unable to speak clearly.

"Because I know how to escape water, I can provide water source when Minato-kun is cooking ramen." Kisame said proudly, "For example now."

"puff!"

"The ramen soup comes out of your mouth?!"

(End of this chapter)