Naruto: Misplaced Twins

Chapter 10 010: One Hand

"Anuo Anuo, don't care about those details."

Kakashi took out the alarm clock from his backpack and placed it on the ground, shaking two bells in the other hand, trying to attract the attention of the three people,

"Before 12 o'clock, you have to snatch these two bells from me. Those who snatch the bells will have a box to eat, and those who don't snatch the bells can only be tied to a stake and watch others eat... "

"Also, the one who didn't grab the bell has to go back to school to repeat."

"What do you mean?" Sakura's eyes widened, "If it's two out of three...the one who gets eliminated will definitely be me!"

"Who knows, maybe someone else will share the snatched bell with you." Kakashi chuckled,

"Or one person snatches another person's bell for you... But according to my observation yesterday, the possibility of these two is almost zero. They are both hugging together, and the relationship must be closer than you .”

"Asshole! I didn't hug him!" Sasuke pointed at Naruto and became furious.

Naruto pouted, ignoring this childish brat.

"The female ninja's charm is also a weapon, but I think this kind of thing...you don't have it." Kakashi ignored Sasuke, and then mocked Sakura.

"Ahh!" Sakura thumped the ground angrily, Li and Biao personality roared together, "You are not attractive!"

"I think if I were a female ninja, I would definitely be very attractive." Kakashi denied Sakura's words, "When I was doing missions, I also wore women's clothing. Not only did I feel good about myself, but I also received a lot of flowers and business cards. "

"Do you still need to wear women's clothes to do the task?" Sasuke couldn't accept it.

"Oh, sometimes I need it. By the way, I went with Itachi that time, when he was my subordinate." Kakashi glanced at him, "Itachi can dress as a woman, can't you?"

"How is it possible, it's just women's clothing, it's at your fingertips," Sasuke snorted, and turned his head to the side, "What's the problem? I must look much better in women's clothing than Itachi."

Sakura was dumbfounded, looked at Sasuke, then at Kakashi, with a look of grief and indignation, "Don't spread strange ideas to Sasuke!"

"He did it voluntarily, I didn't force him."

"Cough... What if the three of them don't get the bell before 12 o'clock?" Naruto raised his eyebrows, "Extra time?"

"Of course... no. If the three of you can't get it, then you can go back to study together, continue to be teammates, and then come back next year."

"Maybe he will continue to be eliminated by me."

Kakashi answered Naruto's question, then went on to announce the rules.

"In order to prevent this battle from ending at the beginning because I was too strong, I left it to myself to set a few limits."

"One, I will not take the initiative to attack you."

"Second, I don't know how to use offensive ninjutsu, at most Sanshenjutsu and Instantaneousjutsu."

"Three, well, the final interpretation right belongs to Kakashi Hatake."

"Friendly reminder, if you don't have the will to kill me, you may be easily defeated by me."

"I won't go back and repeat." Naruto narrowed his eyes, and the kunai in his hand was jumping on his fingertips, "As you wish, I have already begun to have the consciousness to kill you."

"hope so."

The bells in Kakashi's hands collided with each other, making a crisp sound, and a hint of mockery flashed in the salted fish's eyes,

"However, what will be the choice of other people?"

"I declare, the wilderness survival assessment,"

"Start now!"

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"What is a ninja?"

"Probably speaking, a person who is good at patience looks for opportunities to defeat the enemy and kill with one blow."

"Therefore, hiding one's body shape and aura is the minimum basic skill. If someone finds out too early, he will lose the chance of a sneak attack."

"Whether it's hiding, invisibility, camouflage, transformation, or women's clothing, they are all methods of concealment."

Kakashi stood alone in the middle of the empty outdoor practice field, staring at a dead fish eye that seemed to have no fighting spirit, and lazily scanned the surroundings.

It was hard for Sakura to imagine that such a lazy man who seemed unreliable would be the number one powerhouse in Konoha Village.

Sasuke, who only heard about Kakashi's deeds, always felt that he was cheated.

Normally speaking, shouldn't the strong ones be the ones who are extraordinarily hardworking, hard-working and enterprising, who devote every minute and every second of their lives to progress, and who are as passionate as Itachi and themselves?

Kakashi is a bit too salty, and he is out of tune with this passionate world.

"In terms of hiding, you all did a good job... You are indeed excellent ninja school graduates. It took me three seconds to find all of your hiding places." Kakashi nodded with a look of relief.

"..." Sasuke decided to take back his words, Kakashi wasn't passionate, but he deserved it.

He didn't even know if Kakashi was praising himself or scolding himself.

As the saying goes, pretentiousness is like the wind, always with me, and ninjas who don't pretend to be aggressive have no way out.

Namikaze Minato: "I will not lose, because I have something important in my heart."

Ai: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "Ai, you are very lucky, you have a good brother, and so do I."

Kirabi: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "You are very strong, the next time we meet, we will fight in the name of Shadow."

Ai and Kirabi: "..."

Although the AB team on the opposite side didn't love him at all in the fight, but because they couldn't pretend to be aggressive, they gave people the feeling that they were at a disadvantage, so that they were hanged and beaten by Minato on Zhihu Tieba and other major forums all the year round.

And what is the highest state of pretense?

On this issue, class representative Sanshoyu Hanzo can stand up and speak.

Hanzo: "It's amazing to be able to push me to this point at such a young age. I'm afraid Konoha won this war, so I will let you survive. The three of you are very powerful, and in this environment I also survived, which makes me feel very troublesome, your names have been deeply engraved in my heart, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Orochimaru, I will call you Konoha Sannin after Hanzo!"

Sannin on the opposite side: "..."

We can still fight, we still have tricks that are useless, and no matter what you say, we, Konoha, won this match!

Therefore, the highest state of pretense is not to boast dryly, which has no expressiveness and tension; but to show off in the comparison, "You are really good, but I can be better", if you use It's even more perfect if you say it in a relaxed tone.

After so many years of honing in the society, Kakashi, who has two colors on his face, can be said to be well versed in this.

Sasuke, who has always been pretending to be seen by others, was turned on his face, and suddenly became very angry, pinched his fingers "cracking", and stared fiercely at the white hair below, but he didn't want to be the first to rush out Be the first bird to be beaten.

Naruto didn't care, he stared at Kakashi calmly, looking for his flaws, waiting for a one-hit kill.

Although Xiao Sakura was very angry, seeing that the two big bosses were quiet, she naturally continued to hide.

"Wow, isn't it? Why are you so cowardly? After all, you are excellent graduates, but you don't even dare to come out to test it? I can't eat you, at most I can beat you up."

Kakashi pointed to the alarm clock on the ground, then shook the bell in his hand,

"You guys have to know, if it's delayed until twelve o'clock, then the game is over, and if you don't grab the bell, you have to go back to school to resume your studies."

For a long while, there was still no sound.

Kakashi touched his chin, and put his right hand into his ninja bag,

"Well, don't you come out? It seems that I have to do something."

Seeing his movements, the three of Sasuke tensed up at the same time, ready to evacuate their positions at any time.

Is he going to take out a kunai or a shuriken?Can I escape by myself?Didn't you say you won't take the initiative to attack?

Damn, he said that the final interpretation right belongs to him!So treacherous!

This is a Jōnin, and it is Konoha's top Jōnin. No matter what you do, even the simplest loss of suffering is not to be underestimated...

"Then I'll fight with you while reading a book!"

Kakashi took out an orange-covered book from his ninja bag. On it, a man and a woman were happily chasing and fighting. Kakashi, who was holding the book, was also infected by them, and his face gradually filled with a happy smile.

"It's such a beautiful love, why don't I have it?"

"You guy, you look down on me too much!"

Sasuke was already upset because of what happened last night, and now that Kakashi despised him like this, his suppressed anger burst out in an instant.

"Oh? Look down on you?"

Kakashi didn't even lift his head.

"Then you should come up with something to show me that you can afford you."

(End of this chapter)