Is this punt system so powerful?

Chapter 7 I almost killed myself?

After finishing solving Qin Shihuang's matter in the past few days, Jiang Yue returned to Xiao's house.

When I went back, the combination words were still on the equipment bar and hadn't been removed.

Now he feels that the compound word of controlling is not at all jerky at all, and he will no longer be affected by side effects at all.

Of course, this is actually an illusion.

Jiang Ming knows that once he removes this compound word, he will immediately change from handsome to stupid, and it will take a long time to change.

"Xiao Yan, I ask you to do something."

Jiang Yue found Xiao Yan. This kid is practicing all day long, and he has reached the fifth stage of fighting spirit.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yan opened his eyes and looked at Jiang Yue.

"Didn't I go out for a few days?"

"what happened?"

"I used too much strength in those few days, so I may be Shi Lezhi for a while later, remember to ask someone to take care of me..." Jiang Yue said with a sneer.

"Did you squander your power all the time when you went out?" Xiao Yan was taken aback.

"That... almost. It's settled, I'll rely on you for the next few days!" Jiang Yue gritted her teeth and removed the [God of Blindness and Idiocy].

"Okay, I see."

"Ugh...how did the side effects come so quickly this time?!"

【Ding!Special effects: ignorant wisdom (speech without thinking, etc.), blindness (behavior disorder, etc.)! 】

Xiao Yan looked at Jiang Yue who was standing in a daze in front of him: "It seems nothing has changed?"

Jiang Yue looked down at Xiao Yan, her smile gradually turned into a zombie: "SpongeBob SquarePants, let's catch jellyfish!"

After speaking, he grabbed Xiao Yan's hand and started running towards the door.

"I'm sorry, please stop!"

Xiao Yan's face touched the ground warmly, sparks and lightning all the way.

"I'm hot! Baby jellyfish!" Jiang Yue seemed to see something and jumped on it.

"Ah! Abnormal!"

Xiao Yan: "That's a cook from our Xiao family."

Jiang Ming: I know, I know, I can't help it.

"Baby jellyfish!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooh-"

Xiao Yan: "That's someone else's dog."

Jiang Ming: Fortunately, I was catching a dog. If it were a beep dog, I would feel ashamed to face anyone.

"What a big jellyfish!"

Xiao Yan: "That's... that's my father! Stop it!"

Jiang Yue: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I know it's your father, Shi Lezhi what can I do now, I'm also very desperate.

"Yan'er! What are you and A Jiang doing?" Xiao Zhan was startled when he saw the strange Jiang Yue galloping towards him.

Jiang Yue: Uncle Xiao, you'd better run, although I know you can't hear what I'm thinking, but I can't remember how much I remember...

"A Jiang, what are you doing?! Don't come here! Don't come here!!!"

Xiao Zhan's face changed wildly, where did you get the fishing net? ? ?

Jiang Yue: Uncle Xiao, please bear with me. I catch jellyfish very quickly. After this period of time, I promise to apologize to you.

"Huh? New jellyfish!"

"Patriarch Xiao, let's... stop! Who are you? How dare you be so rude to the disciples of the Misty Cloud Sect Master!"

Ge Ye, who had just walked in, saw Jiang Yue whose eyes were shining, and hurriedly stood in front of a girl.

"You, who are you?! Don't come here, my grandfather is Nalan Jie!"

The girl behind Ge Ye suddenly saw a figure smiling like a fool and running like a husky rushing towards her.

"Caught a jellyfish!"

With a jiggly smile, Jiang Yue flung Ge Ye away with a coquettish move, holding a net bag that she didn't know where to conjure up, and she just flicked Nalan Yanran.

Xiao Yan lay on the ground and looked at Jiang Yue beside him: "Pai Daxing, catch the jellyfish first. May I go away for a while?"

Jiang Yue laughed loudly: "No way! SpongeBob SquarePants, we agreed to catch jellyfish together!"

Jiang Yue: Brother, hold on, I can't help myself.After all, what I want to say is good, brother Xiao Yan, you guys remember to catch me and lock me up.

Nalan Yanran held the fishing net on her head at the side, extremely angry: "So, who are SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing?! I am the first disciple of the majestic Misty Cloud Sect to visit Xiao's house, and you will catch me with fishing nets?! "

Xiao Zhan showed a broken expression beside him: "You two, what kind of trouble is it with me today?"

Xiao Yan grabbed Xiao Zhan's trousers: "Father! Help me woo woo woo woo, Jiang Yue's brain is broken, help me!"

"Jellyfish!!!"

Jiang Yue dragged Xiao Yan, saw something, and gradually ran away like a wild dog.

"It seems that Xiao's family is not suitable to visit during this time, I'd better come back later."

Ge Ye's complexion was not very good-looking, was it also the Xiao family who suffered the plague just now?

No, you have to hide first!

"Elder Ge, I am..." Nalan Yanran tore off the fishing net above her head and looked at Ge Ye, but Ge Ye interrupted what she wanted to say next.

"Yan Ran, you see Patriarch Xiao Zhan's mood is not very good now, let's come back another day."

Ge Ye leaned close to Nalan Yanran's ear and continued, "Besides, that kid was obviously mentally abnormal just now. We won't be too late when the Xiao family solves that kid."

"You don't want to meet this crazy guy again, do you?"

After listening to Ge Ye's words, Nalan Yanran threw the fishing net and stepped on it a few times: "Hmph! Let's go!"

A group of people came and went quickly, and left Xiao's house after a while.

Xiao Zhan looked at Yun Lanzong and others who left with Nalan Yanran as the leader, wondering what he was thinking.

"Not good! That guy A Jiang!"

Suddenly, Xiao Zhan remembered what happened just now, and chased after Jiang Yue in the direction he left.

……

In the Xiao family training ground, a group of people surrounded the two of them, and there were occasional whispers.

"Is this kid crazy?"

【Ding!You are judged as crazy! 】

"Looks like he's lost his mind."

【Ding!You are evaluated as insane! 】

"Isn't that next to him Master Xiao? What does he want?"

Jiang Yue in the middle of the crowd was fearless, telling Xiao Yan "common sense".

"SpongeBob SquarePants, what are you talking about? We are a sponge and a starfish, so it won't be a big problem if we get hurt a little."

Xiao Yan looked helpless: "No, brother, listen to me. We are human, you are not Pai Daxing, and I am not SpongeBob SquarePants, you believe me!"

Jiang Yue pointed at Xiao Yan as if she had seen a ghost and said, "SpongeBob SquarePants, you actually said that you are human? I misunderstood you! You are obviously not human!"

Xiao Yan:? ? ?

"Look!"

Jiang Yue picked up the stone pier used for training, but before everyone could react, he swung it down.

Jiang Yue: Shall I wipe it?What is Ray doing? !

"Crack!"

Jiang Yue: Oh, it's over!

"SpongeBob SquarePants, let me tell you, even if our starfish's hands and feet are all broken, and even its head is gone, it can grow back after a while!"

With a smirk on Jiang Yue's face, she held Shidun and hammered her arm violently.

Jiang Yue: Brother, no, it won't grow out, trust me!You believe me!

"Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka..."

Blood splashed out and landed on Jiang Yue's face.

Jiang Yue: Beep the dog, brother, won't you be in pain?Why is it you who do it, and me who hurts?Ah...Ya Butterfly...It hurts!

It seems that it was Jiang Yue's rational resistance that caused the "Pai Daxing" version of Jiang Yue to suddenly shake her head.

Xiao Yan took advantage of Jiang Yue's swaying moment to rush up and hold him down: "Find me a rope quickly!"

"SpongeBob SquarePants what are you doing! I haven't tried yet!" Jiang Yue kept struggling on the ground.

Jiang Yue: Big Brother, believe me, if the head is gone, we will be gone!

While tying Jiang Yue up, Xiao Yan said, "When you get better, you must thank me for tying you up today."

江月：呜呜呜呜呜，终于捆起来了，我狠起来连我自己都杀，吓死我了。

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(End of this chapter)