Is this punt system so powerful?

Chapter 37 Me and Your Wife...Ah, I have a fate with you!

"It doesn't matter, just find a temple or something to cheat a wave of reviews!"

Confused, Jiang Yue shook her head, silently recited 'Old Authority', and disappeared into the air.

At the same time, the man below just took out his mobile phone.

When I looked up, I found that there was nothing in the sky.

Why?What about the fairy?

"Hahaha, it's true that I've been playing mahjong for the past few days, and my eyes are dazed!" He threw the cigarette butt into the trash can in the car, and said disgustedly to the woman next to him: "Okay, there's nothing What a fuss, I think we are too tired!"

The woman heard the words, and looked for a long time, and found that she couldn't find the young man in ancient costume who was hanging in the sky just now, so she retracted her head into the car.

She rubbed her temples dubiously.

My old lady has cultivated to the point where she can see the gods?

It seems that I have been too tired recently, so I quit the Cultivation of Immortals cram school when I went back!

……

At this time, in an ancient temple, several monks were receiving believers coming and going.

Some of them count lottery, some sell incense.

A middle-aged man with a big belly was wearing a black suit, holding three sticks of sticks of thumb-thick standing incense standing by the incense burner, looking at a statue on the stone platform in front of him.

There is a little rust on the surface of the incense burner, and the precipitation of time outlines the fine marks.

He bowed twice, and inserted the incense firmly on the pile of incense ash.

The coils in the furnace were already full, and the moment the incense was inserted, a lot of dust was released.

"Bodhisattva... bless me with good fortune and smooth sailing in life! I will honor you every year!"

After bowing, the man with a belly made way respectfully and walked out the door.

A black commercial vehicle started slowly, and he sat in the driver's seat, just looking at the Buddha statue in the temple, and gradually drove away.

After the man with the belly left, a thin man with a mustache helped a young woman to come to the Buddha statue, and took out the inferior incense that he bought from a small shop.

The man's expression looked a little wretched, and his slender eyes couldn't help but glance around.

After the incense is lit, it emits a pungent smell.

The two of them bowed many times, and Mustache muttered to each other while bowing.

"I hope the Bodhisattva can give my wife a pair of fat boys..."

"Bodhisattva bless, if my wife is born, I will offer incense every year..."

The Buddha statue standing on the altar has gone through years of vicissitudes, and its face has long been blurred.

His lacquered eyes just drooped quietly, looking at these believers, and never responded.

Every day, every year, the believers change one crop after another.

Perhaps the only thing that hasn't changed is the sitting upright Him.

……

Jiang Yue hid among the Buddha statues, silently looking at the people in front of her.

When he saw this believer's wife was so beautiful... Bah!

The moment he saw this devout believer, he couldn't help but respond after all.

"Don't worry, brother!"

"The moment I saw your wife, I decided that she must have a pair of big fat boys!"

The Buddha statue, which had never moved, raised its right hand and made a gesture of scissors hands to the man with the mustache.

"Yeah! Are you surprised or surprised?"

"My seat has appeared today, and you will soon be a father, aren't you very excited?"

The almost completely faded stone statue stood up in front of everyone, with a caring smile on its face.

The generally peaceful face looked a little scary because of the peeling paint.

The believers present saw the Bodhisattva's appearance, but they were not excited to come forward and bow down.

They fled out of the temple gate in a panic, screaming repeatedly.

"Help! There are monsters!"

Several monks were also crying and screaming, while yelling things like "The Buddha statue has become a spirit", "A demon has been unsealed", while running away crazily.

...In the end, only this young couple was left standing in front of Jiang Yue.

The man with the mustache was sitting on the ground, his legs were trembling, and the corners of his eyes were getting wet.

Although the charming young woman looked a little better than her husband, she wasn't much stronger.

【Ding!You performed a Tianxiu operation!Get 10 recycling points! 】

The Buddha statue scratched its head, seemingly puzzled.

He asked the man, "Don't you all hope that I will appear?"

"Now that I have appeared, why are you all scared away?"

There was a look of fear on the man's face, his beard glued together from dripping tears.

"Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, we didn't expect that you would really appear..."

Jiang Yue smiled and controlled the movements of the Buddha statue outside.

"Then you're lucky today, your wife and I...ah no, I'm destined to be with you!"

"Don't worry, after ten months, this beauty will definitely give birth to a bunch of sons for you!"

"The kind that is alive and kicking!"

Seeing the Bodhisattva in front of him talking, the man stepped down from the altar.

With his hands on his waist, he actually started to loosen the stone belt.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"I don't want my son anymore! Goodbye, Lord Bodhisattva!"

He grabbed his wife's wrist and scrambled out of the door.

【Ding!You are evaluated as a monster! 】

【Ding!You are evaluated as an evil Buddha! 】

The cold wind blows, bringing the pungent smell of incense ash.

Seeing that the audience had all run away, Jiang Yue felt a little bored.

"Ah... so boring."

"If you don't even dare to face the idol you admire, how can you be lonely?"

Bowing her head and thinking for a while, Jiang Yue decided to put on the vest first and go out for a walk.

When the evaluation is enough, return to the plane of one fist.

He is looking forward to the big brother Saitama's dinner treat!

"It's such a happy decision, I'm going out to let them see the manifestation of this seat!"

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!"

The stone bodhisattva strode out of the door and walked down the mountain.

……

"I wipe? What do you think that is?"

Tourists on the steps are in twos and threes, and those who are in a group see a Buddha statue walking towards them in the distance, thinking it is a cosplay.

Some curious ones even ran up to the Buddha statue and began to raise and lower their hands, muttering incessantly.

"I'll go, it feels like a real stone, bro, isn't this thing expensive?"

"The material and workmanship are exactly the same as the one on the mountain...Brother, are you a fanatic?"

Jiang Yue chuckled, and was about to speak when a siren sounded from the mountain.

"An announcement is broadcast now, an announcement is broadcast now!"

"The Buddha statue in this temple is suspected to have become a spirit. It has left the temple and went to the foot of the mountain. Please leave quickly to prevent accidents!"

"Broadcast again, the Buddha statue in this temple is suspected to have become a spirit, and has now gone down the mountain. Please leave quickly, all tourists, to prevent accidents!"

The expressions of the few people around Jiang Yue froze, and they stared at the stone statue in front of them in silence for a long time.

"Brother, do you smoke?" A young man in his 20s took out a pack of cigarettes and put one in the mouth of the Buddha statue: "Brother, fire!"

"Bah!"

Jiang Yue took a deep breath, held the cigarette between her fingers, and watched the young man slowly say, "Hiss—"

"Little brother, are you on the right track?"

【Ding!You performed a Tianxiu operation!Get 10 recycling points! 】

……

(End of this chapter)