Is this punt system so powerful?

Chapter 16 Uncle ~ Come and play~

At night in Stone Desert City, the starry sky is twinkling, and insects are constantly singing.The breeze caresses people's faces, and the silver moon pierces through the clouds.

It has to be said that the Doupo plane without industrial pollution has a much better environment than the plane Jiang Yue stayed in in his previous two lives.

Jiang Yue, who was huddled on the roof, looked at the scattered crowd on the street, poked her head out and began to observe.

"There must be a bastard... bastard? bastard? The devil king?"

Jiang Yue scratched her head. He was not afraid of making trouble and being scolded, but he was afraid of not scolding him with silly words.

After squatting for a while, Jiang Yue jumped into a large house, looked around for a while, and saw a group of servants on patrol.

He first took out some clothes from the ring, tore and folded them, tied a knot, and made it into a package, then pulled a branch from the tree by the wall and inserted it into the finished package, humming Ge walked towards the team of servants.

"Boring life~ I was moving bricks at the construction site~ Suddenly there was a rich woman~ She actually contacted me~ The voice is very sweet~ The photos look good~Aged six, ten, many~~"

The patrolling servants lit up lanterns, and when they heard Jiang Yue's deliberate noise, they shone at him.

"There are thieves!"

【Ding!You are rated as a thief! 】

"Catch the bandits!"

【Ding!You have been evaluated as a bandit! 】

"There are assassins!"

【Ding!You are rated as an assassin! 】

"There are wanted criminals!"

【Ding!You are rated as a wanted criminal! 】

The more Jiang Yue listened, the more outrageous she became. Seeing that this group of people couldn't make comments for a long time, she was already planning to leave.

As soon as he jumped onto the fence, he saw several guards with knives and guns watching him from below.

"Do you think you can come and leave this house whenever you want?"

"Come down for me!"

One of the nurses walked out of the hospital, carrying a stick, and swept towards Jiang Yue.

Jiang Yue sighed, put on the God of Blindness and Foolish Combination, and the whole person flew into the air and floated into the distance.

"Dou, Dou, Dou Zong?!" All the servants who ran out to arrest people broke out in a cold sweat.

Who called for the thief?Don't you know how to pretend not to see?

A few guards returned to the yard with trembling legs, and angrily reprimanded the patrol team: "You guys have no eyesight, you eat and drink on weekdays, why are your eyes so bright when you see what we can't afford?"

The servants on patrol also felt a little wronged. Who knew that a Dou Zong would come to steal our master's things. Does the Dou Zong want anything?

There was constant noise in the courtyard, and Jiang Yue on the other side had already found her next target.

"The brothel? If I go whoring for nothing, I can always get some mixed characters, right?"

The floor in front of me is decorated with lights and festoons, singing and dancing.

"Master~Come and play~" There was a soliciting woman standing in front of the door, with revealing clothes and a charming expression, pointing her finger at the passing man.

Although not as beautiful as a flower, her delicate face has attracted many customers.

Jiang Yue knew that if she followed the normal routine, she would definitely not be able to write mixed characters, so she had to find a way.

He ran to a hidden corner and opened the chat group.

[God of blindness and ignorance]: Who is there with a leather mask, the kind that looks very exciting!

[A good man is me]: Boss, there really isn't one.

【Monkey King】: I don't have that either.

[Genius Scientist Tony]: I have it here. You can set the face shape you want, but it’s not human skin. What kind of mask do you want?

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[God of blindness and ignorance]: Help me get a longer beard.

[Genius Scientist Tony]: OK, it will be ready soon.

[Genius scientist Tony] sent a red envelope

[God of Blind and Foolish]: Thank you!

[Genius Scientist Tony]: No, you can help me get more monster flesh and blood next time.

[Genius Scientist Tony]: You just need to put this thing on your forehead.

[God of blindness and ignorance]: I see, next time I will catch two heads for you.

[Genius scientist Tony]: Good.

After closing the chat group, Jiang Yue took out a small flesh-colored cube and pressed it on her forehead.

Thin lines stretched out from the cube, and quickly covered Jiang Yue's face. When Jiang Yue let go of her hand, his appearance had changed into that of the flowery one in Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance.

After suppressing her voice and adjusting her voice, Jiang Yue stepped confidently and walked towards the woman with her head tilted.

"Ouch~ this uncle~ come and play~" The woman saw Jiang Yue approaching, went up to meet him, and naturally hooked his arm.

Jiang Yue turned her head slowly, revealing a harmless smile.

"Thunder monkey~"

"Oh my..."

The woman was startled, and then she reacted again, twitching the corners of her eyes to catch the words behind: "My dear, how could such a handsome man come to play with us? Please come in, please come in! "

I drop a horse!Why does this man look so scary? !

【Ding!You are rated as scary! 】

Jiang Yue raised her orchid fingers, and slowly stroked the exuberant beard on her chin, her expression a little ecstasy.

"Ah~ Little lady~ Didn't you say you're here to play? Sir, I've taken a fancy to you today~"

The woman's smile was a little pale: "Master...Master, I, I'm just a solicitor..."

Kill me with one sword!How disgusting!

【Ding!You are rated disgusting! 】

Still persevering, Jiang Yue put her arms around the woman even more forcefully, then shook her gently, with a shy expression on her face, and patted the woman's shoulder with her orchid fingers.

"Oh~ don't~ I hate it! People will choose you~"

The woman's face was completely pale, and her whole body trembled.

"Grand...Master, I, I will go in and find you a beautiful one! I am not good enough for you!"

My God, what kind of monster is this? !My old lady can't hold it anymore, help me!

【Ding!You are evaluated as a monster! 】

"No~ I've taken a fancy to you~ In this life, you will never marry me~"

Jiang Yue licked her palm, and pressed her palm to the woman's mouth: "Baby~ let's have an indirect kiss~ okay!"

vomit!It stinks!The old lady can't stand it!I quit this job!

The woman pushed Jiang Yue away, ran to the side, and vomited wildly while holding the tree.

"Ugh... vomit... vomit—"

The bastard!She looks so rough, but she looks like a girl, what's more, she still has bad breath? !

【Ding!You are judged as an asshole! 】

【Ding!You are rated as a sissy! 】

【Ding!You have been rated as bad breath man! 】

Jiang Yue was overjoyed, it really worked!If you don't eat a few bites of garlic, you won't give me an evaluation!

Looking at the woman who kept vomiting, Jiang Yue stepped forward and patted her on the back gently, with a gentle tone.

"Feel better?"

"It's much better...thank you..." The woman wiped her mouth, looked back, and almost spit it out again.

Jiang Yue threw the gold coins over: "Forget it, I know I'm ugly, I was just teasing you just now. I had fun today, so I'll reward you with these."

The woman took the gold coin and watched Jiang Yue's figure soaring into the sky, terrified.

I just missed a Douzong?

(End of this chapter)