old fire thieves

Chapter 9, Scene Nine. Contracts cannot be signed indiscriminately, and meals cannot be eaten indiscriminately

Bai Ge was actually quite curious.

What are the roles of the Inspectors of the Abyssal Relics Affairs Department?

Before encountering love, most of Bai Ge's impressions of this "relevant department" came from movies and novels.

Either wearing a black suit and black sunglasses, and pulling out a metal rod from time to time to erase the memory of the onlookers with a flash of light.

Either with a righteous face, a Chinese character face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing a uniform, and a sense of decency in every gesture.

Or else it is the little brother wearing a yellow and blue takeaway uniform, whispering to the code and singing a loyal hymn.

To be honest, in Baige's eyes, Ai Lian and Lao Huo really have nothing to do with the concept of "civil servants".

Therefore, upon hearing the news that the inspector in charge of personnel was coming, Bai Ge subconsciously stretched his neck.

From the stairwell, a yellow hair came up.

Wait, yellow hair?

Bai Ge saw that it was a man about 30 years old. Although he didn't have sweatshirts and pants and slippers like Lao Huo, he was also wearing a trendy Hawaiian shirt and shorts.

The most conspicuous thing is the obviously dyed yellow hair, the roots of the hair have already revealed black, it seems that it has not been dyed for a long time.

The man's skin is bronze-colored, and refined muscles are faintly visible in the shirt. He looks like a guy who often runs outside. He wears sunglasses, has a slightly obscene smile on his face, and holds a leather briefcase in his hand. Huo walked up while making jokes.

"Hey, Lianlian is also very cute today. What Oda said is indeed right. It's better to choose a school whose school uniform is sailor uniform."

He has a high-pitched voice, and when he sees Ai Lian, he greets him familiarly, without the serious atmosphere of the workplace at all.

As for Lao Huo, he ran to the kitchen to work on dinner.

"So this little brother is the temporary worker?"

The man turned his gaze to Baige again.

Just now, did you say the word "temporary worker"?

Bai Ge twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Let me introduce you, Fan Zhe, who is in charge of personnel."

Ai Lian seemed to be familiar with the man's frivolous attitude, and didn't respond to his disgusting nickname. She simply introduced a sentence to Bai Ge, and then pointed to Bai Ge.

"Baige, shadow prototype, first-order, I checked the background, no problem."

"Ok?"

Bai Ge didn't know where Ai Lian got his background from, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say much.

"Hiss, shadow prototype, rare."

The man named Fan Zhe took off his sunglasses, revealing his blue eyes.

He took a closer look at Baige, although the look in his eyes did not show any emotion, it still made Baige feel a little nervous.

"Let's look at the contract first, hey, by the way, Lianlian, you told him about the specific content of the contract before, right?"

Fan Zhe took half a step back and opened his briefcase.

"...Maybe I said it."

The young lady with black hair mixed with a strand of white hair was vague, with a look of "I don't know".

"Okay, you sign here, here, and here, just write the date."

He pulled out a stack of paper documents from the crumpled briefcase.

Bai Ge picked up the contract and glanced at it casually.

I saw a text that was not easy to ignore.

【...Including but not limited to drowning, burning, being crushed to death by unexplained heavy objects, and being swallowed by wild animals and other situations that can lead to death. 】

"???"

Please wait, friend.

The wording of this contract seems a bit strange?

"Huh? Why, oh, so it's this one. It doesn't matter. It's just an example. Don't worry. In more than [-]% of the cases, you won't encounter these things, little brother."

Fan Zhe explained with a smile.

"Is there still a [-]% chance of being eaten?"

Bai Ge originally thought that the inspector of the Abyssal Relics Affairs Department was a law enforcement officer with some supernatural abilities, but now it seems... It seems to be much more dangerous than imagined.

"I don't know about other things. On the Zhuxia Federation, about 2.5 ascenders are eaten by monsters in the abyss every year."

Touching his chin, Fan Zhe said as if recalling.

"2.5......"

Bai Ge didn't ask whether the 0.5 was an average or an actual number.

Because either way, it's kind of creepy.

"Don't worry, if you die, the Abyssal Relics Affairs Department will compensate your family with a very generous pension, and arrange to take care of them for the rest of their lives, so that you have no worries."

Fan Zhe added another sentence.

Did you let me put my mind at ease?

Bai Ge was speechless for a moment.

He flipped through the contract again.

Well, apart from the suicide note written in the last signature and the frightening detailed description of the dangers of the job, this contract is really good for Party B, that is, Baige.

The basic salary of [-] per month, plus various subsidies, and the five social insurances and one housing fund that are in line with civil servants can be increased a lot every year. As long as the possibility of death is ignored, it is definitely a good job... . How could I ignore it!

Bai Ge wanted to say a few more words, but recalled what Ai Lian said yesterday.

Forget it, anyway, if you sign or not, you probably won't be able to return to your original peaceful life.

Signed at least can earn some wages.

He signed his name on the contract, handing it back to Van Zhe.

Fan Zhe checked carefully, then took out the red official seal from the crumpled briefcase, stamped it, and handed one of the contracts to Bai Ge.

"From today, we are gay."

Why do these words sound familiar?

As soon as Bai Ge put the contract into his bag, he saw Fan Zhe stand up.

"It's almost time, I'm going to pick up Sisi from school, let's go first."

He looked at the clock on the wall, and said to Ai Lian and Lao Huo in the kitchen.

"Go slowly, I won't send you off."

Old Huo poked his head.

"Sisi?"

Who is this again, the fourth member of the Jingjiang Abyss Relic Affairs Department?

"Wait......"

Seeing Bai Ge's puzzled expression, Ai Lian immediately spoke out, trying to stop him from speaking, but it was too late.

When Fan Zhe heard Bai Ge's question, his blue eyes lit up immediately.

He quickly moved to Baige's side, took out a photo from his briefcase and handed it to Baige.

"Look, this is Sisi, my daughter, isn't she cute?"

In the photo, there is a somewhat sturdy girl, about three or four years old, with a broken toy in her hand.

To say cute, those three or four-year-old children can indeed be described by this word.

But this child, how should I put it, Bai Ge thinks, rather than being cute, it's probably more appropriate to use the word tough?

Those sharp eyes, those tense muscles, that expression of contempt.

This kid might become an idol in the future!

The kind that kills a cow with one punch.

"Yes, it is quite cute."

Bai Ge squeezed out a smile and replied.

"That's right, my Sisi is simply the cutest in the world. She grew up being cute from a young age. If cuteness has an incarnation, then it must be my daughter!"

Fan Zhe seemed to be a little fanatical when he mentioned his daughter, and he talked about Bai Ge for a long time before leaving in a hurry under the reminder of Ai Lian.

"...The people in the Abyssal Relics Affairs Department all have, uh, characteristics."

Bai Ge commented.

"Besides Fan Zhe, there are two other colleagues, but they went to investigate today, and they will introduce you to you during the meeting in two days."

Ai Lian played with the ends of her hair and said to Bai Ge.

and many more......

Could it be that the guy in the cheongsam today is also his "comrade"?

A bunch of goosebumps appeared on Baige's back.

Just at this time, Lao Huo brought the dishes from the kitchen.

"...In that case, I'll take my leave first..."

Bai Ge felt that it was not suitable for him to disturb the two of them eating, so he packed his schoolbag and got up to leave.

"Come here, let's have dinner together."

Lao Huo greeted.

"Well, I still need your help later, so don't leave."

Love is also talking.

"help?"

Compared with the smell of food, what Bai Ge smelled was more ominous.

Ask for a recommendation ticket~

(End of this chapter)