I really don't want to be king

Chapter 19 Chapter Nineteen Zhao Zheng!Come and shoot me if you have the ability!

Zhao Zheng suddenly realized that everyone looked at him in the wrong way...

I think when he first came to the school, everyone looked at him curiously, watching the 'silly prince', but now?

After saying "study for the rise of Daqian" and "missing the Eighth Prince's bullseye" on the school field that day, Zhao Zheng felt that everyone's eyes on him seemed to have changed a little.

Especially Zhao Yun, the stubborn Seventh Princess, seemed to have decided in her heart that Zhao Zheng was deliberately hiding his clumsiness, and the little bit of strength that was accidentally exposed was enough to leave her peers far behind.

There is also my own cheap brother Zhao Sheng. After that day, I don’t know what happened to my brain, and I always secretly look at myself weirdly...

This made Zhao Zheng, who only wanted to fish in troubled waters in the school, really uncomfortable...

Only then did he come to his senses, as if he had acted a little too much.

Now that I have established the image that I am going to do something big, the next thing I have to do is to smash this false image with my own hands, and expose my true face to everyone!

'no!Something has to be done! ! '

After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Zhao Zheng knew that he could no longer sit still like this, and must let everyone find out that he is actually just a good-for-nothing who loves to blow his mouth!

If things go on like this, what if the mother and concubine really let herself participate in the seizure of the heir? !

No!Never!

This kind of head-losing thing, I have to go as far as I can!

After thinking clearly, Zhao Zheng made up his mind and acted immediately.

First, he was lazy on purpose, pretending to be sleepy and unable to get out of bed in the morning—although Zhao Zheng was indeed too sleepy to keep his eyes open, so he didn't need to pretend at all, just acted as he was.

Then he was late on purpose in front of everyone, and without any shame, swaggered to his seat in front of everyone, and knelt down in front of everyone.

And in class, I either look up at the sky and think about life and philosophy, or lie on the table to catch up on sleep. Anyway, when I don’t listen carefully, the recitation content stipulated by the Taifu is always procrastinating and cannot be completed within the specified time.

The homework assigned was also written in a blind manner, and the handwriting was crooked, almost the same as that of a dog crawling.

The angry Taifu blew his beard and stared, whether it was reprimanding in public or talking heart-to-heart after class, anyway, Zhao Zheng just went his own way and didn't care about his studies at all.

However, as a prince and a rich man, Zhao Zheng couldn't be beaten or scolded, which made the Tai Tuo helpless, and there was nothing he could do.

After all, Zhao Zheng's biological father is the current Holy Emperor, who dares to greet Zhao Zheng's family and parents easily?

Doesn't that mean that there is a little extra in his head?

The same is true for Guan Fei, who was born as a military commander. When he was placed on the recruits he taught before, he would have been yelling and cursing in anger.

But Zhao Zheng is the Ninth Prince! !

Who dares to touch a hair on him? ?

Not to mention spanking, even if you touch it, it's like a tiger's butt, you can't even touch it!

Therefore, when an unprecedented prince like Zhao Zheng appeared in the school, who didn't care about the influence at all, shamelessly avoided his studies and was lazy on purpose.

Apart from being refreshed, everyone has nothing to do!

With such a shameless prince on the booth, the Taifu said that he was also panicked! !

Zhao Zheng used himself to prove the truth of the famous saying that people are shameless and invincible.

So under this kind of helpless acquiescence, the Taixue Academy, which was originally an extremely good academic style, was disturbed by Zhao Zheng's mouse droppings.

Even some daring students, when they realized that they could still play like this, relied on their status as relatives of the emperor, and started to blatantly goof off...

Taifu's ruthless ruler and General Zhonglang's gust of wind stick made him experience the fate of reckless death, and the beatings were squeaky, it was horrible.

After Zhao Zheng witnessed this tragic situation with his own eyes, he could only silently tap his forehead and chest three times, and then mourned for his classmates and friends in his heart.

'Hey, let's have a good birth in the next life...'

No way, who made your father not the emperor?

Zhao Zheng sighed with emotion, and shook his head helplessly as lonely as snow.

……

Taixuefu·Martial Arts Academy

"Ah~~ woo la woo la woo la~~"

Zhao Zheng stretched his waist, patted his mouth lightly with one hand, and yawned a series of 'woo la woo la'.

The sun was getting brighter, and Zhao Zheng, who was full of food and drink, also felt a little tired. After shooting a few arrows weakly in the school field, he yawned on the spot.

'If you make a few more appearances, you can directly use the urine escape method, right? '

The lazy and addicted Zhao Zheng glanced around boredly, while taking out an apple from his pocket and took a bite, he was already planning how to get out.

'Oh no!I just finished using the urine escape method half an hour ago, and now I am using it... What if people think there is a problem with me? '

But the next moment, Zhao Zheng realized something was wrong. He had been lazy for more than half an hour after using the urination escape method an hour ago, and just stood here for a while, and said that he was in a hurry. What if someone misunderstood him?

No matter what, you can't let people misunderstand that you can't do it!

"Looks like we're going to use the 'shit escape Dafa'..."

In order to be lazy, Zhao Zheng worked hard, specially developed and summarized the four methods of catching fish. For the convenience of his own use, Zhao Zheng appropriately named them [Q], [W], [E], and [R] respectively. Skills for switching back and forth by yourself.

[Q] The skill is naturally the urine escape method with the shortest cooldown time and the highest frequency of use.

The [W] skill is a feces escape method with a long cooling time and low frequency of use.

[E] skills are headaches with certain side effects, and are not recommended for critical situations.

【R】As the name suggests, the skill is a big skill that can only be used at a critical moment, and has a long cooldown time-pretend to be sick!

Strictly speaking, dizziness and headaches can be regarded as pretending to be sick, but these are minor illnesses that can be cured within the same day. The reason why it is not recommended is that when using this skill, it usually has side effects related to the need to drink traditional Chinese medicine.

As for the real big move R skills, they don't even bother to put on an appearance. They simply stay at home sick and bedridden. The validity period of the skills can range from three to five days at least to seven or eight days at most.

It's just that the side effects are even greater. Not only do you have to drink those bitter Chinese medicines every day, but you also have to endure the care and crying of your mother and concubine day and night...

Therefore, unless it is absolutely necessary, Zhao Zheng will not easily use big moves to pretend to be sick at home. Compared with the boring days in the Taixue Academy, what he can't bear is the tears and nagging of his mother and concubine...

Every now and then it's like 'missing me, Ban Lan...', 'plan to seize the heir' and so on, who can resist this!

"Zhao Zheng! I have tolerated you for a long time!!"

Suddenly, there was an angry shout!

"?"

Zhao Zheng, who was lost in thought and was about to use his W skill to run around and catch fish, looked up blankly, not understanding what happened?

"Sister Yun, you..."

He looked at Zhao Yun in bewilderment, wondering what kind of madness this was all of a sudden?

"Don't call me sister Yun! Now you are not qualified!!"

Zhao Yun threw the soft bow fiercely, stepped forward quickly, and asked urgently like a cannonball.

"Where is my talented, wise and powerful brother? You have such a talent, you don't know how to work hard and worry about the country, how can you be so self-defeating, lazy and slippery?!"

Now not only Zhao Zheng was stunned, not knowing what to do, but even the rest of the students in the school field showed strange expressions and focused on this place one after another.

Seeing this, Zhonglang General Guan Fei also sighed slightly, but he didn't say anything to stop him.

The eighth prince, Zhao Sheng, also had a complicated look on his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Sister Yun, I..."

Zhao Zheng couldn't laugh or cry, but under the attention of everyone, he could only try his best to explain.

"You what you! You can indulge yourself, but I will never allow this to happen!!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yun didn't listen to the explanation at all, and interrupted forcefully angrily.

Then seeing the bitten apple in Zhao Zheng's hand was even more angry, and he snatched it away immediately, and then quickly ran to Zhao Zheng's target, and then, in full view of everyone, took the apple that was bitten. Putting the bitten apple on top of his head, he shouted at Zhao Zheng!

"Zhao Zheng! Shoot me if you have the ability!!"

The words are fierce, the character is fierce, so fierce! !

……

"On the school grounds, the sun is scorching, and the hard work is abnormal. As a daughter, Changshan King Zhao Yun likes to sneak and play, and she is playful. The first emperor respects her as the eldest brother. Seeing that her playfulness is not diminished, she is very anxious.

One day, Yun kept urinating and stealing melons and fruits one after another. The Zhonglang general Guan Fei couldn't bear it, his head was battered, and he was helpless. The first emperor couldn't bear it, so he questioned him on the spot!

'You are naturally endowed with extraordinary talent. You can learn everything about martial arts without a teacher. Although you are a woman, you can rival a man. How can you not think about making progress and only know how to steal and be lazy? ! '

The brilliant words shocked everyone!

Wei Yun still didn't regret it, and forced herself to defend herself, Shihuang was finally furious, grabbed the fruit in his hands, and then stood upright in front of the target, with the green fruit on his head, and angrily reprimanded him!

'Today I stand under the target, and the top fruit is on the top. Your shooting skills are exquisite, and you can say that you can hit a hundred shots. Either shoot the fruit on the top of my head, or shoot me to death on the spot!You do it yourself! ! '

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked, and they all tried to persuade him, His Highness is a man of gold, how can he put himself in danger? !

The first emperor refused, and insisted on this: "If I die under an arrow today, but I have one more hardworking man in my career, I will die in peace!" '

Yun heard the words and burst into tears, crying: "Brother Huang taught me with his life, how can Yun make mistakes again and again!"Yun would like to swear in public that from today on, she will work hard, forge ahead, and never slack off! '

The first emperor was overjoyed, so he presented fruit and yun as encouragement.Yun is like a treasure, enshrined every day, and later respects the fruit of the gap, as a flag on the battlefield, sweeping the eight wastelands and terrorizing the Three Kingdoms!

Seeing his illustrious meritorious service, Shi Huang personally wrote the imperial title and named it "Sorrow Pao", which was taken from the meaning of "sad soldiers must win". "

——"Unofficial History of China"·Hao Zhen

(End of this chapter)