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Chapter 55: The One Who Hasn't Fetched a Cat for a Long Time
Chapter 55 The One Who Hasn't Fetched a Cat for a Long Time
Because she had been chatting with Fang Bie and listening to Fang Bie's stories, Xue Ling forgot to pay attention to her side.
When she heard the sudden heavy breathing, she turned her head and saw a fierce tiger with dangling eyes and white forehead had thrown itself down in front of her.
Obviously, this hungry tiger regards itself and Fang Bie as backup food for walking at night.
At that moment, Xue Ling's hair stood on end all over his body, and before he could move in a hurry, he stretched out his hand to push the tiger's forehead. After all, it had already fallen in front of him. If he hadn't turned around by himself, he might have hung up the little monk and disappeared.
But then again, does even the tiger know that the little monk is so delicious?
Or is it that the vegetarian monks are all thin and tender, delicious?
The moment Xue Ling thought in a flash, the tiger opened its jaws wide in the air, biting all the palms that Xue Ling pushed it into its mouth.
Then close.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Screaming, the sound echoed in this empty forest.
At the same time, Fang Bie also noticed the movement here, he took two steps towards Xue Ling, and in two steps he came to the tiger's side, and then the young man reached out and pinched the back of the tiger's neck.
Yes, you read that right, Fang Bie reached out and pinched the back of the tiger's neck.
In fact, some people have always fantasized that if they pinch the back of the tiger's neck, will the tiger curl up into a ball obediently and stop moving as if dominated by fate.
But this matter, except for Wu Song, basically no one has done it.
Xue Ling stared blankly in front of her eyes. After screaming, her brain was almost empty. She just looked at Fang Bie under the sparse moonlight, and just reached out to grab the tiger that was biting her hand. He pulled it out from his wrist like a wine bottle cork.
Of course, the tiger is not the cork of the wine bottle, but your own hand is the cork of the tiger's mouth.
He pulled out the tiger directly like this, and then with a flick of his wrist, Fang Bie easily threw the tiger, which weighed several hundred catties, far away. He spread his limbs in the air, flexibly adjusted his body shape, and finally stabilized Land firmly on the ground.
"Sure enough, tigers are like cats, they always hit the ground with all four feet when thrown out." Fang Bie commented, while catching the cat, no, the hand that was catching the tiger was still rubbing it slightly, as if he was feeling the big cat. The feel of fur.
The tiger looked at the two humans in front of it vigilantly, its eyes glowing red in the moonlight like two candles, and its round tiger ears trembled slightly.
At this moment, Xue Ling shouted again: "My hand, my hand, my hand, my hand!"
The girl had almost completely lost her mind, while the tiger seemed to wake up from a dream, turned around and fled, leaving only Fang Bie with a quickly disappearing back.
Fang Bie sighed: "It's been a long time since I touched a cat."
The boy's voice was very melancholy, and then he looked at Xue Ling who was holding his wrist and shaking vigorously with a terrified expression, shrugged his shoulders, a little helpless: "What are you doing?"
"My hand was bitten off by a tiger!" Xue Ling said in horror. While speaking, she held her wrist hard, as if she was pressing her wrist hard to stop the bleeding.
"Then what are you holding?" Fang Bie said quietly.
Xue Ling looked at the wrist she was holding.
Well, my whole right hand was dripping wet, exuding an unpleasant fishy smell, and white marks were left on my wrist from the back of my hand, as if I scratched it when I scratched it.
But—that's all.
Apart from these, I was unharmed.
Xue Ling was stunned.
If she remembered correctly, the tiger really bit off her entire hand just now.
Could it be that this tiger is still so worthless and insists on playing bite and bite with himself?
In fact, the feeling Xue Ling gave before was that the whole hand was clamped by steel pliers, and she couldn't move at all. She even felt the touch of every tiger tooth, and there was also the stirring of the tiger's tongue, and the whole tiger's mouth. Hot and humid to the touch.
It's all so real.
But in the end, the tiger just licked the saliva from his own hand?
Especially when Fang Bie grabbed the tiger's neck and pulled it out forcefully, Xue Ling really felt like a cork stuck in a wine bottle, being pulled out forcefully.
Therefore, Xue Ling should have felt that her right hand must be gone.
It's like the feeling when Cao Cao touched his neck and asked the people around him: "Is my head still there?"
"Eh." Xue Ling stopped panicking.
Yes, no matter who was attacked by the tiger, bit his hand, and pulled it out by pulling it out.
No matter how you think, your hands should look like candied sweet potatoes, right?
So, Xue Ling screamed loudly before, but she never looked at her hands.
It's the same as if you don't dare to look at the needle when you get an injection.
You all know that the candied sweet potatoes in your hands must be in a mess, do you dare to look at them?
That is definitely not dare.
"Why?" Xue Ling said blankly.
She clenched and stretched her right hand.
everything is normal.
The normal can no longer be normal, but the slimy tiger's saliva is a bit disgusting.
Is this tiger so shameful?
Just come here to lick my own saliva?
"Because the Shaolin King Kong is not bad." Fang Bie said quietly: "The seeds of the exercises given to you by Master Kongwu have the effect of protecting the Lord by yourself."
"Although you can't defeat the enemy with the King Kong Indestructible Divine Art, at least you are much stronger in self-protection."
"Yeah." Fang Bie smiled: "It can be regarded as saving me a lot of trouble."
Xue Ling was stunned, and suddenly realized that if she didn't agree to Kong Wu, would she definitely lose her hand now?
That's definitely gone, okay, the tiger probably can bite down even steel just now.
"Then, thank you Master." Xue Ling sincerely bowed to Fang Bie's back basket, and then looked at Fang Bie: "Huh? Where's the tiger?"
"Did you not kill the tiger?"
"Scared away." Fang Bie said lightly.
"Did you scare me away?" Xue Ling asked.
"Sorry, I don't have the domineering look." Fang Bie shook his head and said, "And I didn't bet one of my hands on the new world."
"This tiger was scared away by you."
"Me?" Xue Ling pointed to her nose, eyes filled with disbelief: "Am I that scary?"
"Just imagine it." Fang Bie looked at Xue Ling and said, "Go back and make a braised elbow."
"The fragrance is overflowing, and everyone praises it."
"You picked up your elbow and took such a big bite."
"Then the elbow is fine."
"But you lost two front teeth."
"I ask you."
"If it were you, would you run away?"
Fang Bie looked at Xue Ling's face seriously.
The girl's face slowly turned red under the moonlight.
PS: If you enjoy reading this chapter, please recommend it for collection!
(End of this chapter)
Because she had been chatting with Fang Bie and listening to Fang Bie's stories, Xue Ling forgot to pay attention to her side.
When she heard the sudden heavy breathing, she turned her head and saw a fierce tiger with dangling eyes and white forehead had thrown itself down in front of her.
Obviously, this hungry tiger regards itself and Fang Bie as backup food for walking at night.
At that moment, Xue Ling's hair stood on end all over his body, and before he could move in a hurry, he stretched out his hand to push the tiger's forehead. After all, it had already fallen in front of him. If he hadn't turned around by himself, he might have hung up the little monk and disappeared.
But then again, does even the tiger know that the little monk is so delicious?
Or is it that the vegetarian monks are all thin and tender, delicious?
The moment Xue Ling thought in a flash, the tiger opened its jaws wide in the air, biting all the palms that Xue Ling pushed it into its mouth.
Then close.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Screaming, the sound echoed in this empty forest.
At the same time, Fang Bie also noticed the movement here, he took two steps towards Xue Ling, and in two steps he came to the tiger's side, and then the young man reached out and pinched the back of the tiger's neck.
Yes, you read that right, Fang Bie reached out and pinched the back of the tiger's neck.
In fact, some people have always fantasized that if they pinch the back of the tiger's neck, will the tiger curl up into a ball obediently and stop moving as if dominated by fate.
But this matter, except for Wu Song, basically no one has done it.
Xue Ling stared blankly in front of her eyes. After screaming, her brain was almost empty. She just looked at Fang Bie under the sparse moonlight, and just reached out to grab the tiger that was biting her hand. He pulled it out from his wrist like a wine bottle cork.
Of course, the tiger is not the cork of the wine bottle, but your own hand is the cork of the tiger's mouth.
He pulled out the tiger directly like this, and then with a flick of his wrist, Fang Bie easily threw the tiger, which weighed several hundred catties, far away. He spread his limbs in the air, flexibly adjusted his body shape, and finally stabilized Land firmly on the ground.
"Sure enough, tigers are like cats, they always hit the ground with all four feet when thrown out." Fang Bie commented, while catching the cat, no, the hand that was catching the tiger was still rubbing it slightly, as if he was feeling the big cat. The feel of fur.
The tiger looked at the two humans in front of it vigilantly, its eyes glowing red in the moonlight like two candles, and its round tiger ears trembled slightly.
At this moment, Xue Ling shouted again: "My hand, my hand, my hand, my hand!"
The girl had almost completely lost her mind, while the tiger seemed to wake up from a dream, turned around and fled, leaving only Fang Bie with a quickly disappearing back.
Fang Bie sighed: "It's been a long time since I touched a cat."
The boy's voice was very melancholy, and then he looked at Xue Ling who was holding his wrist and shaking vigorously with a terrified expression, shrugged his shoulders, a little helpless: "What are you doing?"
"My hand was bitten off by a tiger!" Xue Ling said in horror. While speaking, she held her wrist hard, as if she was pressing her wrist hard to stop the bleeding.
"Then what are you holding?" Fang Bie said quietly.
Xue Ling looked at the wrist she was holding.
Well, my whole right hand was dripping wet, exuding an unpleasant fishy smell, and white marks were left on my wrist from the back of my hand, as if I scratched it when I scratched it.
But—that's all.
Apart from these, I was unharmed.
Xue Ling was stunned.
If she remembered correctly, the tiger really bit off her entire hand just now.
Could it be that this tiger is still so worthless and insists on playing bite and bite with himself?
In fact, the feeling Xue Ling gave before was that the whole hand was clamped by steel pliers, and she couldn't move at all. She even felt the touch of every tiger tooth, and there was also the stirring of the tiger's tongue, and the whole tiger's mouth. Hot and humid to the touch.
It's all so real.
But in the end, the tiger just licked the saliva from his own hand?
Especially when Fang Bie grabbed the tiger's neck and pulled it out forcefully, Xue Ling really felt like a cork stuck in a wine bottle, being pulled out forcefully.
Therefore, Xue Ling should have felt that her right hand must be gone.
It's like the feeling when Cao Cao touched his neck and asked the people around him: "Is my head still there?"
"Eh." Xue Ling stopped panicking.
Yes, no matter who was attacked by the tiger, bit his hand, and pulled it out by pulling it out.
No matter how you think, your hands should look like candied sweet potatoes, right?
So, Xue Ling screamed loudly before, but she never looked at her hands.
It's the same as if you don't dare to look at the needle when you get an injection.
You all know that the candied sweet potatoes in your hands must be in a mess, do you dare to look at them?
That is definitely not dare.
"Why?" Xue Ling said blankly.
She clenched and stretched her right hand.
everything is normal.
The normal can no longer be normal, but the slimy tiger's saliva is a bit disgusting.
Is this tiger so shameful?
Just come here to lick my own saliva?
"Because the Shaolin King Kong is not bad." Fang Bie said quietly: "The seeds of the exercises given to you by Master Kongwu have the effect of protecting the Lord by yourself."
"Although you can't defeat the enemy with the King Kong Indestructible Divine Art, at least you are much stronger in self-protection."
"Yeah." Fang Bie smiled: "It can be regarded as saving me a lot of trouble."
Xue Ling was stunned, and suddenly realized that if she didn't agree to Kong Wu, would she definitely lose her hand now?
That's definitely gone, okay, the tiger probably can bite down even steel just now.
"Then, thank you Master." Xue Ling sincerely bowed to Fang Bie's back basket, and then looked at Fang Bie: "Huh? Where's the tiger?"
"Did you not kill the tiger?"
"Scared away." Fang Bie said lightly.
"Did you scare me away?" Xue Ling asked.
"Sorry, I don't have the domineering look." Fang Bie shook his head and said, "And I didn't bet one of my hands on the new world."
"This tiger was scared away by you."
"Me?" Xue Ling pointed to her nose, eyes filled with disbelief: "Am I that scary?"
"Just imagine it." Fang Bie looked at Xue Ling and said, "Go back and make a braised elbow."
"The fragrance is overflowing, and everyone praises it."
"You picked up your elbow and took such a big bite."
"Then the elbow is fine."
"But you lost two front teeth."
"I ask you."
"If it were you, would you run away?"
Fang Bie looked at Xue Ling's face seriously.
The girl's face slowly turned red under the moonlight.
PS: If you enjoy reading this chapter, please recommend it for collection!
(End of this chapter)
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