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Chapter 79 Happy Birthday (please recommend!)

"Hahahahahaha!"

After a while, the Tsunade family.

Chu Ge sniffed with dull eyes. He still had the burnt smell of the detonating talisman on his body.

Tsunade hugged her stomach and burst into tears while laughing: "You deserve it, you, who is not good to ask, go and ask Tiantian hahaha..."

"Well... Master Tsunade, don't do this..." Jing Yin couldn't laugh or cry: "Chu Ge is already very pitiful."

"Hmph..." Tsunade sneered: "A guy like this who doesn't understand women's hearts is not worthy of pity if he dies on the street someday."

(Someone in the ninja world has already prostituted a lustful fairy who has lost contact: "Ah——chee!")

"But it's a good thing you still came to ask me. It seems that even this kind of idiot can realize my charm..." Tsunade puffed out his chest quite proudly, and the shameful pair trembled. .

Chu Ge seriously asked for advice: "So...Sister Jingyin, what should I give?"

Bang!

Tsunade blew Chu Ge's head off on the spot.

Shizune laughed dryly, not knowing how to answer.

"First, what about cosmetics?"

Seeing Chu Ge whose head was slowly returning to its original shape, Jing Yin suggested.

"As a girl, nothing is more important than cosmetics." Jing Yin said with a smile: "And on weekdays, Xiao Ai has always paid attention to her appearance, and she often reads some fashion magazines. Although she doesn't say anything, I can see that, She really wants some nice bags and makeup."

"But she didn't ask me for it..." Chu Ge thought for a while.

Jing Yin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Although you can get what you want, but as a girl, Xiao Ai will definitely not open your mouth to let your abilities be used in such unnecessary places."

"The most important thing for girls is their appearance. Listen to me, it's not wrong to give cosmetics!"

"But what kind of cosmetics are you giving?" Chu Ge was puzzled: "I only know facial masks, lipsticks, creams, etc..."

The corners of Tsunade's mouth twitched, cream... Can this thing be considered a cosmetic?

bang...

A box full of cosmetics was placed in front of Chu Ge by Tsunade, and Tsunade introduced them to Chu Ge one by one: "This is called a mask, this is called a foundation, this is a makeup remover, this eyeliner, eye shadow..."

Chu Ge quickly memorized what Tsunade said.

"If it works, the mask will moisturize and moisturize, you know the lipstick, the eyeliner is for eyeliner, and the eye shadow is for..."

While listening to Tsunade's words, Chu Ge took out expensive cosmetics with the help of Godhead.

"These things..." Tsunade opened a box, unscrewed the lid and put it under his nose to smell it: "They are all high-end goods."

"There are so many kinds." Chu Ge looked dazzled at the cosmetics placed all over the floor, and asked silently in his heart: "Godhead, is there anything that can bring these together?"

Shenge quickly responded to Chu Ge's words. Immediately afterwards, Chu Ge took out a large box in the shape of a flower.

"Look! There's everything in this!" As he said, Chu Ge excitedly twisted the top of the box, and the big box suddenly opened like a flower blooming, and there were colorful colors inside.

"..."

With a blank face, he snatched the box from Chu Singer, and Tsunade casually threw the box into the trash can.

Chu Ge: "(?￣△￣)? Eh? Why?"

Jing Yin laughed dryly: "To save you..."

Chu Ge: "???"

"Then there are flowers." Jing Yin rubbed Chu Ge's head with a smile: "Choose roses."

Chu Ge took a small notebook and recorded Jing Yin's words: "What else?"

"It's better to give some valuable things, such as jewelry, if it can help your strength, it will be even better." Tsunade said, shaking the necklace on his chest: "Like this necklace, it has the ability to seal, and It's also very valuable."

Chu Ge nodded thoughtfully.

"And then there's the process of celebrating her birthday tomorrow." Jingyin added: "You have to take her shopping first, buy clothes with her, remember to rush to pay, and ask you if you look good, all of them are good-looking! Ask you if you like it or not. I like it all!"

Chu Ge was puzzled: "What kind of clothes do I want here..."

Tsunade's face was dissatisfied: "Idiot! What matters is not the clothes, but the process of buying clothes and your intentions. A girl like Haibara doesn't care about whether the clothes are good or bad. The most important thing is to go shopping with her to buy clothes! "

"Eno…"

Tsunade couldn't help but sighed: "It seems that I didn't understand, anyway, just do as I said!"

"Also, don't ask her if you see any interesting little things, just buy them and give them to her!" Jing Yin said with a serious face: "This is very important, girls are thin-skinned, if there is anything you like, ask her if she likes it!" I’ll tell you, just buy it directly.”

"Don't ask what's for lunch and dinner! Just take her there!"

"In addition, girls often say ironic words. If you don't want it, you want it. If you don't want it, you want it. You have to judge this according to the timing!"

"Remember to watch a movie, preferably a horror movie or a romance movie, do you understand?"

"What's more, you must dress decently tomorrow, and don't wear the tights and plate armor from before!" Jing Yin said, "Change into a small suit or casual clothes!"

Chu Ge nodded and quickly recorded Jing Yin's words in the small notebook.

"I can't see it, Shizune." Tsunade looked at Shizune with a smile: "You haven't been in love yet, but you seem to have a set?"

Jing Yin's face turned pale, his eyes were blank, and he knelt down on the floor powerlessly.

Who do you think I am single because of?Could you please be a little impatient?

It's fine if you don't comfort me a little bit, but you still sprinkle salt on my wounds!

"In short...that's all..." Jingyin said tremblingly: "Now...disappear in front of my eyes immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Woooooo..."

Chu Ge ran away in a panic, and Tsunade looked at Jing Yin who was crying and fainted on the sofa with a puzzled expression.

……

At seven o'clock the next morning, Chu Ge knocked on the door of Huiyuan's room on time. Today he specially changed into a casual outfit.

Just now, Ji Lai also rushed into Kabukicho under the banner of collecting materials, and Kurama went to soak in the hot springs. According to him, he would soak for a whole day and asked Chu Ge not to disturb him.

"Ha——" Hui Yuan yawned and opened the door, looking down at the energetic Chu Ge in front of the door with downcast eyes.

Chu Ge smiled and handed over a gift box: "Happy birthday to you!"

"Hmm..." Huiyuan bit his lip, and stretched out his hand to take the gift box with a calm expression, a blush unconsciously appeared on his face: "Let's go into the house..."

Just as Chu Ge was about to enter the room, a faint scent hit him. Chu Ge sniffed his nose: "Huh? Scent?"

Bang!

The door was slammed shut, and Chu Ge squatted down covering his nose.

Huiyuan looked ashamed, and hurriedly changed his clothes: "You should stand outside for a while now, I will finish packing soon..."

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