Tune the heavens and the world

Chapter 72 You know a fart (please recommend!)

"I want to ask, who are you?"

Itachi looked at Chu Ge and asked in a deep voice.

Since Chu Ge appeared in the ninja world, there have been more strange things in the ninja world.

The four-generation couple came back from the dead, and it is rumored that Konoha has acquired a powerful pupil technique, which is said to be the product of the evolution of Baiyan, and now that the nine tails have appeared in front of him, even Itachi's meticulous brain can't bear it. I can't figure out my train of thought.

"We are not from this world." Hui Yuan answered Chu Ge directly with a cold voice.

It's not that she wants to explain for Chu Ge, the main reason is that every time Chu Ge opens his mouth, the painting style changes a bit.

Itachi nodded slightly: "It's not hard to accept...but what is your purpose? Are you standing on Konoha's side?"

"No, it's not from Konoha's standpoint." Haibara shook his head: "As long as there is someone who needs something, he can find the answer here. If you have to say it, you can treat him as a person who falls behind The god of the mortal world, although he doesn't seem very reliable, but he does have such an ability."

Chu Ge nodded: "Yeah!"

Itachi: "..."

I always feel...it doesn't seem very reliable.

But thinking of the experience of being killed in seconds last time, he couldn't help but not believe it.

"Can all the needs be fulfilled?" Jiao Du moved closer and asked, "No matter who it is?"

Kisame grinned: "Even for a guy like us with blood on his hands?"

"Even though your hands are full of blood, you haven't developed any hatred with me. I have no position to accuse you of anything?"

Chu Ge tilted his head: "But if you can promise me that you will not kill innocent people indiscriminately from now on, I can help you."

"Interesting." Guixie took a fixed look at Chu Ge: "If it is a god, it should know the real needs of our hearts, right?"

"Do you want my help?" Chu Ge was noncommittal.

"If possible, I would like to see it." Guixie nodded.

Itachi thought for a moment, then nodded slightly.

Not to mention Jiaodu, if Chu Ge gives him enough benefits, it is not impossible for him to betray on the spot...

Chu Ge thought for a while, then took out a booklet from his pocket and handed it to Jiaodu.

He planned to solve the problem of Jiaodu first. Among the three people in front of him, if anyone had the purest needs, it would undoubtedly be Jiaodu.

Teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish. Jiao Du loves money so much, so Chu Ge simply gave him a way to make money.

Jiao Du opened the booklet and took a few glances, his eyes widened slightly: "This is..."

"This thing is called Malatang!" Chu Ge swears: "One of the most popular foods in our world, there are more than a dozen different styles, bone soup, barbecued pork, hot spicy, and belly shabu. There are chain stores all over the ninja world, and if the business is good, it will not be a problem to make money every day.”

Jiao Du held the secret recipe of Mala Tang in his hand, feeling that the small booklet was heavy.

He believed in Chu Ge's words more. Although he was not good at doing business, it didn't mean that he didn't understand the profit of doing business.

You know, this group of businessmen can make money much faster than killing people!

Kakuto struggled inwardly.

Do you want to continue to follow Payne?Or quit your job and start a business to set up a stall to sell Malatang?

You know, the Xiao organization is not a serious company with five insurances, one gold and two weekends. If you want to defect, you have to face the risk of being chased by Payne.

Jiao didn't think that when Payne came to catch him, everyone would meet again with a bowl of Mala Tang...

There are two methods of leaving an organization.

The first type: death.

The second type: take off your clothes and die.

Except for the sense of ritual, there seems to be no big difference between the two, and I don't want to choose either one for the role.

"That... I'll think about it again." Jiao Du pushed the secret recipe of Malatang to Chu Ge, and he felt his heart was bleeding.

He dared not offend Payne.

He dare not offend Chu Ge...

"Cut..." Kisame sneered disdainfully: "It seems that your love for money is not as firm as I imagined."

Horn snorted.

You know the shit!

Freedom is precious, money is more expensive, if you can survive, you can throw away both!

Otherwise, why do you think Lao Tzu has lived from the Warring States Period to the present?

"Then next, it's my turn." Gui Jiao grinned and sat beside Chu Ge.

Judging from Chu Ge's appearance, it seemed that he didn't intend to kill, and Gui Jiao lost the restraint he had just now.

"Your Excellency, what do you think I most desire?"

Facing Chu Ge, Gui Jiao specially used the honorific title.

There are not many people who can respect him from the bottom of his heart. From before to now, only Itachi has been treated this way.

"What you long for..."

Chu Ge pinched his chin and thought for a while, feeling a little difficult.

Speaking of which, Kisame is really a pure ninja, willing to sacrifice his life for the so-called ideal world.

Although he is also a poor man who was fooled by Obito, he has carried out his beliefs from beginning to end.

If you have to comment, then Kisame may not be a good person, but he is definitely a hero.

He agrees with the eyes of the moon, although he doesn't know that people will degenerate into nothingness after the infinite monthly reading, but Kisame agrees with Obito's general philosophy very much.

"You and Uchiha Obito have the same purpose, you want to pull people all over the world to dream, but I have already killed that guy, don't you still have this idea?" Chu Ge asked.

"Uchiha... Obito?" Kisame's heart sank.

Chu Ge really knew about the Eye of the Moon, but what happened to Obito?

Chu Ge took a look at Itachi: "The person pretending to be Madara is Uchiha Obito, he also intervened when Uchiha destroyed the family, because the person he had a crush on died, he wanted to use Infinite Tsukiyomi to bring the whole world together Dreaming is the so-called Moon Eye Project."

"But everyone is dreaming, so what's the point of existence in this world? People who have won the infinite monthly reading will eventually degenerate into nothingness, and it is no different from death."

As he said that, Chu Ge curled his lips: "And Bai must not be able to shit, as a person, it would be so sad not to be able to shit..."

"The beautiful unreal world you long for, I really don't know how to satisfy your wish." Chu Ge scratched his hair in some trouble.

After thinking for a long time, Chu Ge took out a fist-sized lollipop from his pocket: "Why don't I give you a lollipop."

Ghost shark: "..."

Ah... I really want to hit someone.

What Chu Ge just said was too informative, and he just realized that his real boss had already been eliminated by Chu Ge.

And judging from his appearance, he seems to be very clear about the Moon Eye plan?

Degenerated into nothingness?

Is there such a consequence?

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