Tune the heavens and the world

Chapter 70 Counting Fastest

"Do you even know what you did just now..."

Hui Yuan's face was blood red, and he strangled Chu Ge's neck tightly, and Chu Ge's small head was tossed and flicked in the wind.

my first kiss!

Just disappeared out of nowhere?

Huiyuan couldn't let go of his anger.

The first kiss, even if it is a little hasty and has no sentimentality, but if you experience it carefully, Huiyuan is not unacceptable.

But what she couldn't accept was that the first kiss was sent out, but she didn't even have time to react, the first kiss was over!

I always feel that this first kiss was wronged!

In the back seat, Jiuwei laughed while eating snacks, Chu Ge was helplessly pressed on the seat by Hui Yuan.

"My first kiss, how are you going to compensate me?" Hui Yuan's eyes were slightly red.

Although as a modern woman, Huiyuan is not surprised by such things as kisses, but she is a girl after all, and she always thinks that her first kiss will be more dreamy.

Huiyuan once fantasized that his first kiss should be tender and tender.

In the end, I never thought that when the kiss really happened, Huiyuan didn't feel the so-called tenderness of the fingers, but just felt like a steel bar broke his leg...

Chu Ge flung out the tongue pinched by Hui Yuan, and took a hard breath: "How about...you kiss me back?"

Huiyuan: "..."

Why am I still kissing back?

Boom!

A few minutes later, with a big steaming bag on his head, Chu Ge was lying on the guardrail happily shaking the flowers, looking heartless and heartless, Hui Yuan was angry and funny.

On the distant horizon, the exquisite red sled was speeding all the way, and the dozen or so Chakra Nine-Tails in front didn't look exhausted at all, stepping on the thick snow and rushing all the way to the north.

Nine Lamas nestled in the back seat, with orange-red hair fluttering in the wind, controlling the Chakra Nine Tails to run fast.

"Roar!!" The Nine Lamas were full of vigor, as if they were going to release all the stagnation of these years, and they looked up to the sky and roared with high spirits.

"Wow~" Chu Ge imitated the appearance of the Nine Lamas, but the voice he yelled was comparable to that of a husky.

Jiu Lama shut his mouth immediately, he also wanted face.

"I know this road!" Chu Ge said excitedly, pointing to the road ahead, "This is the direction of Tang Zhiguo. I was in Tang Zhiguo when I first came here, and later I met Granny Tsunade."

"Hey?" Huiyuan lay on the railing, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "With your IQ, it's really rare that you can still know the way..."

Chu Ge looked proud: "I have a good memory!"

The corners of Huiyuan's mouth twitched, the words coming from your mouth are not convincing at all...

"I'm very smart!" Chu Ge vowed, "I'll be able to understand what the teacher has taught me once."

Huihara didn't believe it: "Then can you memorize pi?"

"3.1415926535..."

Chu Ge directly recited the fifty decimal places of pi without blinking an eye. Hui Yuan was so stunned!

Chu Ge!

Pi!

No matter how they look at it, they don't seem to exist in the same world, do they?

Huiyuan looked at Chu Ge in horror. This guy...could have been dropped by someone, right?

"And I'm the fastest person in the world!" Chu Ge said with his head held high.

"Arrogance is not a good habit." Huiyuan heard a smile in his eyes: "How much is 456076.12605×20000?"

Chu Ge waved his hand: "Two hundred and eight!"

"It's 9121522521... It's [-] miles away. How can you tell that you made a mistake?" Hui Yuan's eyelids twitched suddenly: "The fastest person in the world?"

Chu Ge spread his hands: "I said I was the fastest, but I didn't say I was the most accurate."

After the words fell, the Nine Lamas burst into laughter.

Huiyuan: "..."

What you said is so reasonable, I am speechless...

Sure enough... this guy is an idiot, right?

However, it is surprising that this idiot can recite the fifty decimal places of pi. According to Huiyuan's guess, Chu Ge's ability to recite 3.14 may be because Shenlong told him.

Maybe it's because idiots always like to dig into corners in some strange places?

However, he couldn't even figure out the answer to such a cryptic arithmetic problem, let alone let this guy explore the meaning...

Huiyuan had the feeling of being winking to the blind man, so he simply turned his head and ignored him.

She finally understood that Chu Ge should have a strong memory, which also shows that his IQ and learning talent are not low.

It's just that it's so silly that it's a billion points...

……

In the evening, in a small town in the Tang Dynasty.

Accompanied by the wind and snow, a nine-tailed sleigh rushed into the town.

Fortunately, because of its size, there are not many people who can recognize Nine Tails here. At most, they just think that a fox with nine tails looks strange.

There are not many ninjas in Tango Country, and Tangyin Village is also very peace-loving. Perhaps it is because of the hot springs all the year round, and their personalities are a bit gentle. In addition, no country will attack Tango Country with nothing to do. This ghostly place is useful It was just a hot spring, and there were no other resources, so that Chu Ge was not stopped for interrogation.

Unless it endangers the local residents, the ninjas in Tangyin Village are generally rarely dispatched, and they may spend a little longer in hot springs than they do missions...

Chu Ge and the two shook off the snow from their bodies and walked into a hot spring hotel. Jiu Lama followed behind them, flicking their nine tails.

The two walked one by one, discussing what to have for dinner.

Under the hospitable and warm reception of the proprietress, I came all the way to a separate dining room.

Perhaps because it was just in time for the meal, there was some noise in the private room next door, and it sounded like two men were arguing.

The proprietress in the kimono received the three of Chu Ge with a smile on her face. Her warm smile seemed to make people forget the unpleasant voice next door. When Chu Ge took out the gold nugget, the proprietress inadvertently showed her round legs under the kimono. The original face suddenly became ugly.

Chu Ge's keen eyes fell on the proprietress's lap: "Ah, your legs..."

The proprietress looked at Chu Ge with a smile, covered her face and smiled lightly: "What's wrong, little brother?"

Chu Ge stretched out his hand and tugged on the proprietress's leg, and a black leg hair was pulled off by Chu Ge.

"Look! Unshaven legs."

The proprietress: "!!!"

"Pfft..." Huiyuan couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

After ordering, the proprietress left the room expressionlessly, and went downstairs cursing.

Huiyuan lowered his head, giggling, not knowing what he was laughing at.

The corner of Jiu Lama's mouth was slightly raised. From the moment Chu Ge opened his mouth, he knew that the story would not develop according to the normal plot.

As a tailed beast who has gone through several Jinchurikis, human life is like watching a TV series in the eyes of Kurama.

Madara's life is a war movie, Hashirama is like an inspirational movie, Mito's life is a romance movie, and Kushina's life is like an action movie.

He once thought that the so-called life was basically nothing more than this, and he couldn't escape the ups and downs.

It wasn't until I got to know Chu Ge that Jiu Lama realized that there really is someone who can turn people's lives into comedies!

it's unbelievable...

At the same time, the sound of quarreling in the next room became more and more intense, and Chu Ge curiously crawled to the sliding door of the next room when he heard the sound.

wow-

Just as Chu Ge wanted to lie on the sliding door and listen carefully, the sliding door was pulled open, and a uniform with a black background and red clouds appeared in front of Chu Ge...

　Adding updates for the readers of Aoxue Mountain Residence. I originally wanted to add Jokim’s updates together today, but I couldn’t stand it anymore. There will be another update tomorrow. Please recommend and reward, everyone~

　　

　

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