Tune the heavens and the world

Chapter 350 Healthy Baby

Chapter 350 Healthy Baby
Out of trust in Chu Ge, Medusa didn't ask where Chu Ge was going.

And Chu Ge did not disappoint her. When tens of thousands of immigrants from the snake tribe appeared in this world, seeing the endless wild forest, clear water, and abundant resources, the entire snake tribe was overwhelmed.

They yelled the language of the snake-human race loudly in their mouths, yelling that this is a mess of God's gift.

Chu Ge didn't continue talking too much with the snake people, and he didn't take this opportunity to get close to the snake people. He still had a lot of things to do when the world was born.

"My... next door folks, you are... good!"

On the shore of the coast, Shen Gongbao bowed his hands to the snake people, and put on his hands. Medusa ignored him, but Shen Gongbao didn't mind. This girl is so beautiful, who knows if she is the concubine of that kid Chu Ge?
Being able to appear in this world at this time, the relationship with Chu Ge is definitely not easy!
After all, it is impossible for everyone to be like the Dragon Clan, who was coaxed, coaxed and threatened by Chu Ge to abduct them back...

On the contrary, the members of the Snakeman clan have become very interested in the dragon clan and the monsters in the sea, and their different cultivation methods have also given them a certain understanding of each other.

All in all, the snake people feel that these dragons are not as strong as the legendary Taixu ancient dragon, and they can't travel through space, so they are more or less rubbish...

But the Dragon Clan also felt that the Snake-Human Clan had mortal bodies, and their cultivation techniques were too rough and unsuitable for the Dao of Heaven and Earth. Although they were strong, they were just a bunch of mud-legged people...

But on the surface, the relationship between the two clans is still well maintained. After all, there are not many creatures in the whole world now, and no one knows the relationship between the other party and Chu Ge. On the surface, although the dragon clan is stronger, no one dares. Guaranteed that after he hurt these snake people, Chu Ge will have a whim, have a meal of dragon meat stewed vermicelli, sauerkraut dragon, raw dragon slices...

"I always feel... I seem to have forgotten something?"

After leaving the world he created, Chu Ge always felt that there seemed to be some sense of disobedience, but he couldn't figure out where the problem was.

"Are you sure the way of heaven is complete?"

"That's right, there should be nothing missing, and there shouldn't be any major problems..."

As the two were talking, they happened to pass by a plane. Chu Ge's eyes swept across that plane, and suddenly he slammed his palm: "I seem to...forgot to build reincarnation..."

Huiyuan: "..."

This is already a major accident, right? !

Yin and Yang, life and death, among these opposites, life and death are one of the most important and basic existences in the world!

The cycle of life and death is easy to build, but compared to the cycle, Chu Ge hopes to have a perfect cycle. If you make any big mistakes and can be reincarnated, it would be a bit too cheap. What you created is nothing In the materialistic world, there must be a complete reincarnation!

Looking at the Grim Reapers who were jumping around in the death tyrant costumes on the side, Chu Ge thought for a while, and finally left.

Although he is a little curious about this plane, this way of constructing the cycle of life and death is not suitable for him.

Looking across the various planes beside him, Chu Ge planned to look for rare species first, and talk about the establishment of reincarnation later.

"Ok?"

Soon, Chu Ge paused: "I saw an interesting species..."

After the words fell, Chu Ge pulled Hui Yuan out and appeared in a city...

"modern society?"

Hui Yuan's gaze was full of doubts. In such a technological society, what kind of species can attract Chu Ge?

A legendary monster?

A few minutes later, the two of them appeared on a small hill, looking at the strange yellow creature with multiple tentacles in front of them, Huiyuan fell into deep thought.

"This kind of creature... how did it appear in this civilized society? Is it really not going to be destroyed by humanity?"

For the first time, Haibara was shocked!

The main reason is that this thing in front of me is so weird!
How did a harmonious and civilized modern society produce such a strange thing?
The tentacles in the shape of a male indescribable place, and the round head with a strange smiling face...

"Niuhuhuhu~ two beautiful ladies!"

"Or let's destroy humanity!"

Looking at the grotesque creature in front of him, Chu Ge's face darkened, and a divine flame appeared in his palm...

Sensing the temperature of Chu Ge's palm that made him instinctively startled, the octopus quickly waved its tentacles: "Niu Lu ha ha ha ha, sorry, your appearance is too handsome, I unconsciously regard you as a beauty..."

"So... what is this guy?" Huiyuan asked in a cold voice, crossing his arms.

"Well... how should I put it..." Chu Ge thought for a while: "A miraculous creature produced by modern industry? Probably like Edogawa Conan?"

The corner of Huiyuan's mouth twitched: "You probably misunderstood miracles?"

"Are you two guests who came from afar to kill me?" The yellow octopus disappeared in a flash, and then reappeared a few seconds later. There was already a small table next to it, and there were several cups of hot tea on the small table...

"This is..." Huiyuan looked a little surprised.

Extreme speed is not uncommon, but it is rare to be able to keep up with such extreme control and responsiveness.

Is this thing really a miracle product of modern industry?

"Let me introduce myself. I am the head teacher of Class E of the third year in this middle school. The students call me Kill Teacher. Please take care of me, Niu Lu ha ha ha ha ha..."

"What a weird laugh..."

"There are too many pitfalls and I don't know where to start..." Chu Ge smiled: "Hello, my name is Chu Ge, and I am a god."

"Oh! So it's the gods?" Mr. Kill's two peas-sized eyes widened, and he squeezed Chu Ge's shoulders with his palms flatteringly.

Chu Ge was immediately moved!

Poor god!
For such a long time!Finally someone believes in themselves!
"Do you believe me?" Chu Ge's eyes sparkled with excitement.

"Hey, of course I do." Teacher Kill said with a smile on his face, "I have always believed that there are miracles in this world."

"Woooooh..." Chu Ge burst into tears, sucking his nose and choking with sobs: "I'm so touched..."

Huiyuan: "..."

The IQs of these two people can't be said to be at the same level...

After a long while, Mr. Sha was holding a cup of hot tea, and his face was full of surprise: "So that's it, do you want to invite me to other worlds..."

"That's right!"

"Thank you very much for your interest, but please allow me to decline."

"Eh? Why?" Chu Ge looked sad.

"I have one thing that must be done..."

"Is it teaching, one year? I can wait."

"More than that, my body..."

"It will explode, right? What is it called antimatter?"

"You know this as well?"

"I'm a god..." Chu Ge smiled stinkingly: "It's just an antimatter explosion. I can really solve it. Do you really not need my help?"

"Wait! I need it! I really need it!" Teacher Kill exclaimed.

After all, if there is a choice, no one wants to really die.

If it wasn't really the end of the mountain, he wouldn't be able to let himself go that far.

"Speaking of which, can you really solve it?"

"Well, let alone the antimatter explosion, I can solve the Big Bang. I really didn't lie to you." Chu Ge nodded seriously.

Teacher Sha wiped away tears with emotion on his face: "Well...don't say that, even if you are really lying to me, I am still very touched."

Huiyuan: "..."

After thinking for a while, Chu Ge moved closer to Hui Yuan's ear and whispered, "I have adjusted the way of heaven, and this world will last a year..."

"It's equivalent to one day at home, I know..." Huiyuan's face darkened, she really couldn't stop Chu Ge from doing such boring things...

"In return, I'll treat you to ice cream." On the opposite side, Teacher Sha's figure flickered for a while, and when he reappeared, he was holding a small incubator in his arms.

"Oh, the authentic Italian ice cream I bought in Italy the day before yesterday, I flew back from the stratosphere so that it wouldn't melt, I was killed by a student, there's not much left, Niu Lu ha ha ha ha..."

Huiyuan: "..."

No wonder these two guys hit it off so well!
"Okay, it's almost time to eat. It's time to teach the students. Speaking of which, a very troublesome little guy came to the class today..."

Teacher Kill stood up: "Are you two interested in listening to my class?"

"Not interested in."

Chu Ge and the two spoke in unison.

Chu Ge simply didn't want to go to class. The gray principle is that it is unnecessary. Her cultural level has definitely reached or even surpassed a doctoral degree.

Mr. Kill looked regretful, and his remnants were almost overflowing.

"But if you don't mind if I don't listen... I'm still more curious." Chu Ge smiled, and Teacher Kill's eyes lit up immediately.

"This guy is obviously looking forward to others' recognition of his teaching ability..." The corner of Huiyuan's mouth twitched.

After a while, in Class E of the third year, in the slightly outdated classroom, Chu Ge conjured up two sets of tables and chairs out of thin air, and carelessly pulled Hui Yuan to sit down behind the class.

Students: (°ー°〃)
Who is this? !

By the way, the tables and chairs are conjured, right?Is it transformed?I am not wrong, right? !
"Niu Lu ha ha ha ha..." Mr. Sha was even more sure that Chu Ge hadn't lied to him: "Mr. Chu Ge and Miss Hui Yuan are here to attend the audition, everyone, don't pay too much attention to the teacher, let us open the textbook ..."

On the podium, Teacher Sha began to speak eloquently. According to the shortcomings of each student, he explained the knowledge in the textbook to the fullest. Ba, I can't find anything wrong with what Teacher Sha said.

Soon, a class time flew by, except that Chu Ge was sleeping soundly, and Hui Yuan listened clearly, and there was no disturbance in the middle.

Except for the occasional students who would pull out their knives and guns to attack and kill the teacher, the monster, nothing strange happened...

After class, Mr. Sha quickly left the class to prepare for the next class.

Chu Ge yawned and got up sleepily.

slap!

A lump of wet stuff was pulled out of the bag by the red-haired boy next to him.

It was a big octopus that was soggy, soft and fishy!
The red-haired boy grabbed the octopus, smashed it on the podium, took out a screwdriver, and nailed it hard to the octopus' big head.

"Wow... so bad..."

Beside Chu Ge, Hui Yuan's eyelids collapsed: "So, not only do you have to face the rejection of others, but you also have to face the malice from your own students. This guy really has worked hard enough..."

"Yeah." Chu Ge nodded in agreement: "If it was me, I would only beat him up, but teaching is absolutely impossible..."

"You are too humble. Didn't you teach Nezha well? I think you are very proud of your disciples."

"Of course there's nothing wrong with teaching just one person..."

"I'm curious, how would that big yellow octopus... deal with this situation?"

The corners of Huiyuan's mouth curled up slightly. She had already learned from Chu Ge that Mr. Kill was once a human being. In all fairness, if it was her, she would absolutely not be able to bear such malice after becoming a monster.

Among so many people I know, if there is anyone who can ignore this kind of gaze without changing his face, it is probably only the four non-human beings Chu Ge, Naruto, Luffy and Saitama...

It didn't take long to prepare for the lesson, and soon, Mr. Sha returned to the classroom.

As soon as he returned to the classroom, Mr. Sha saw the unnatural expressions on everyone's faces.

"What's the matter, students?"

Huiyuan sighed leisurely, and Chu Ge pointed in the direction of the podium.

Teacher Sha turned his head to look, and walked up to the podium calmly.

"Oh? I'm sorry~ I mistakenly killed him as a teacher, I will throw it away, give it to me~"

The red-haired boy next to Chu Ge had a malicious smirk on his face, and his voice sounded like an old hermaphrodite.

"Hmm..." Mr. Kill looked very natural, and rolled up the octopus with his tentacles: "Okay."

The red-haired boy had a smirk on his face, hiding the deep malice from the bottom of his heart, holding a plastic dagger in his hand, planning to kill Teacher Sha while his mind was shaken.

come on teacher...

It doesn't matter if you keep your physical body for now...

Let me slowly destroy your heart first...

Murder must be punished!

The red-haired boy knew it all too well.

Mr. Kill walked up to the red-haired boy, and his tentacles stuck out, turning into sizzling drill bits!

boom--

There was a burst of flickering, followed by a sonic boom and a burst of flickering, and when it reappeared, Mr. Kill was holding a large pile of flour and seasoning in his arms, as well as a small missile...

"As a teacher, I will let you learn a lot, classmate Ye... let you experience the power of this electric drill tentacles! And the firepower of the missiles intercepted from the Self-Defense Forces!"

The red-haired boy known as Ye froze in place, the dagger hidden behind his back was no longer heavy, and he was stunned!

shhhhhhhh...

With the rapid flick of the tentacles, vegetables and pots are flying in the air, bursts of aroma are scattered in the air, and the tempting aroma rushes straight into the nostrils!

"As a teacher, I will never let the assassin go back safely!"

boo~
A steaming takoyaki was stuffed into the red-haired boy's mouth.

"Uh...cough..."

The red-haired boy came back to his senses and quickly spit out the takoyaki in his mouth.

"Look at the look on your face, haven't you eaten breakfast yet? I made takoyaki at Mach's speed for my teacher. After eating it, you will take the first step towards a healthy baby!"

"Hi~ah~"

Thinking of the cheap voice, the boy's eyes suddenly wavered.

"Student Ye..." The tall figure of Teacher Sha stood in front of the red-haired boy: "I am a teacher, I am very good at sharpening! Polishing the rusty blades in the hands of those assassins, you will try to assassinate me all day today Right! Every time I become a teacher, I will polish you well!"

"Until school is over, being a teacher will make your body and mind sparkle!"

 Two-in-one, finally caught up, and will resume adding changes tomorrow!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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