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Chapter 35 Much better (please recommend!)

At night, inside a hot spring hotel.

With a white towel wrapped around his waist, Chu Ge lazily leaned against the big rock at the edge of the hot spring pool, looking tired, like a salted fish that had lost its moisture.

"It's really rare for a young man like you to be able to soak in the hot spring for so long."

The old man on the side looked at Chu Ge with a smile.

"Because it's very comfortable..." Chu Ge said lazily.

"It's very comfortable. It would be even better if you can have some wine at this time." The old man said cheerfully: "It's a pity that the store doesn't allow wine to be brought in, otherwise you can have a drink with Yue. "

With that said, the old man made a gesture of drinking and smiled regretfully.

After the words fell, there was a crash, and Chu Ge stood up from the hot spring. Facing the old man's puzzled gaze, Chu Ge reached his crotch, and took out a bottle of sake from the white towel...

"Clang clang clang ~"

grandfather:"!!!"

The old man was so shocked!

What is this shit doing?Is this thing sitting under your ass the whole time?

No, did you bring wine in when you took a shower?

The key is where did you hide such a big wine bottle?

The old man's face was stiff. He felt like throwing up but couldn't. The main reason was that he didn't know where to start throwing up.

Looking at the dumbfounded old man in front of him, Chu Ge tilted his head: "Don't you like shochu?"

After thinking about it, Chu Ge took out another bottle of red wine from under the towel.

The old man was completely stunned.

"Beer? It's iced~"

grandfather:"……"

He finally understood that Chu Ge should probably be a ninja. After all, no one except ninjas has such strange methods.

After thinking about it, the old man breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled apologetically: "Well...do you have food?"

Before Chu Ge could continue to come up with something, a sneer came into Chu Ge's ears.

Turning his head to look, there were a few figures squatting on the wooden wall of the hot spring. Judging from their attire, they were all wandering ninjas and rebellious ninjas.

"If you still enjoy yourself so much at this time, you must be a rich young master?" A man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks looked Chu Ge up and down: "Otherwise, why would you ask to be captured alive?"

"Speed ​​up, don't let others take the lead, it's rare for such a fat man to appear near us." A burly man next to him said solemnly: "Do it!"

After the words fell, facing Chu Ge's blank gaze, several shurikens shot towards Chu Gebiao.

puff...

Accompanied by a scream, the old man on the side suddenly screamed: "Ouch...my ass!"

"Ah, old man, are you alright?" Chu Ge hurriedly stepped forward to help the old man up, letting the shuriken penetrate his body. There was a kunai sticking out of the old man's ass, and streaks of blood were floating in the hot spring spread.

"Penetrated by Kunai? Illusion?"

Several ninjas quickly formed seals, but the situation in the field did not change, and Chu Ge still stood there.

"You actually attacked the old man's ass..." Chu Ge frowned as he looked at them, "Are you ready to be beaten?"

"Huh?" A ninja immediately laughed when he heard the words: "What an arrogant little puff——"

boom…

Before he could finish speaking, Chu Ge punched him into the wall.

His eyes swept over the other ninjas, and Chu Ge's figure disappeared in an instant.

bang bang bang...

It was exactly the same as when beating the ninjas of Caoyin Village. In a few seconds, several ninjas fell to the ground.

Chu Ge rode on a ninja, and he was beaten up all over his face: "Will you say it? Are you going to say it?"

The ninja was stunned, clutching his head and howling, "Brother, what did you want me to say?"

"Can you tell me?"

"I said, I said!" The ninja was frightened by Chu Ge's beating, and hurriedly said everything: "We just saw your reward on the black market, worth 5000 million, but we didn't want to kill you. After all, the request is We can only capture it alive, we saw that you are so young in your photo, so we thought about trying our luck, and after asking about it, we found that you are in this town, and I have told you everything I know!"

Snapped!

With another punch, the ninja suddenly turned into panda eyes.

"Just let me go, woo woo woo..."

Snapped!

tooth fell out...

Seeing that his anger was almost gone, Chu Ge picked up the ninjas and threw them outside the wall, then turned around and ran to the old man's side.

"Old man, bear with me a little bit, and I'll help you heal your butt right now." With a trace of apology on Chu Ge's face, the magic power in his hands flowed, and the wound on the old man's butt recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Soon, the old man stood up with a surprised face: "Hey? Does it hurt?"

"It's fine if it doesn't hurt, I'm really sorry for involving you, ahahaha..." Chu Ge scratched his hair and smiled.

"Haha, it doesn't matter. When I was young, the Country of Grass was in constant war, and I was injured a lot. This time it is considered light." The old man laughed: "These few bottles of wine can be considered as your apology."

A small storm just passed.

After a while, Chu Ge and the two came to the lounge wearing the kimonos prepared by the hotel. Huiyuan and Xiang Lin were already waiting in the lounge.

"It's so slow, why are you taking a shower more slowly than girls?" As soon as he saw Chu Ge coming out, Hui Yuan opened his eyes and said dissatisfied.

"Ahahaha~ something happened." Chu Ge laughed.

"Oh, oh, is this your childhood sweetheart, little brother? She looks really good-looking." The old man said cheerfully, "It matches you very well."

"Eh?" Hui Yuan blushed slightly, and bowed slightly: "Where is it, he is always good at causing trouble, please forgive me if there is any trouble."

"Where is there..." As he said that, the old man waved his hand at Chu Ge: "My little brother is a very reliable man. Thanks to him, my butt feels much better now."

Haihara Kaphos: "Σ(っ°Д°;)っeh????"

What do you mean thanks to him?

How dare you speak clearly!

After the old man finished speaking, he greeted a few people and left. Chu Ge turned his head and saw the soda can in Hui Yuan's hand, and his eyes lit up: "Ah, I want a drink too."

Huiyuan and Xianglin took two steps back in an instant, and silently distanced themselves from Chu Ge.

"What were you doing in the hot spring?"

Huiyuan's eyes were empty, and he looked at Chu Ge as if he was looking at a humanoid self-propelled garbage, or the kind of perverted classification.

Chu Ge tilted his head: "Take a bath..."

"anything else?"

"The old man is drinking."

"anything else?"

"Ah, by the way, a few wandering ninjas came to arrest me just now, saying that I was listed on the black market, 5000 million." Chu Ge said: "They did it right away, making the old man's ass bleed..."

Huiyuan and the two suddenly felt a chill.

Bleeding?

How did you bleed?

But after hearing this, they now realize why their buttocks feel better.

Haibara and Xianglin looked at each other in blank dismay, and they both kept silent.

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