What should I do if I open the wrong plug-in?

Chapter 4 This System Is Toxic

"Hello! Would you like to buy an excavator?"

"Huh?" Li Er's face turned pale, and he quickly turned his head to look behind him.

There is a wall behind Li Er, there can be no one at all, and this voice sounded directly from Li Er's mind, Li Er quickly realized that this kind of cheap tone is the voice of the system.

Li Er had a look of joy on his face, and when he came back to his senses, he found that the people at the table were looking at his nervous face in surprise.

"Li Er, you... are you all right!" Amei said worriedly: "Actually, if you can't be a lover, you can still be a friend."

"Uh—" Li Er was stunned for a moment, then reacted instantly, following Amei's wrong words, he shrugged his shoulders arrogantly: "Yes, of course! It's already very miserable to be a lover, but fortunately it's okay. One more friend."

He Min also smiled relievedly.

The atmosphere of the people at the table became harmonious again, but Li Er had something in his heart, chatting absentmindedly while calling the system frantically.

"The system is great, is that your old man?"

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"Grandpa System, are you there?"

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"System Ancestor, are you busy? How about I contact you later?"

The system voice did not respond, as if the voice just now was another auditory hallucination of Li Er.

"Buy an excavator?" Li Er racked his brains to think about the meaning of the system's words.

Until the end of the dinner, Li Er didn't think of a reason. Could it be a code word like 'The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger'?

After the group finished eating.

Chen Jiaju was naturally with Amei, while Li Er was assigned to send He Min home. The heartless single dog with big mouth didn't think there was anything wrong and left alone.

"Li Er, you seem to be a little different today." Li Er and He Min were walking on the road, and He Min asked curiously.

"is it?"

Li Er was still thinking about the system, and smiled perfunctorily: "It may be that I have a new hairstyle. Indeed, many people say that I used to be handsome."

He Min gave Li Er a sullen look, of course not because of his hairstyle.

"If you don't want to say it, forget it!" He Min laughed angrily.

"Maybe it's because Jiaju and Dazui were both transferred to the CID department. Now I'm the only one left in the patrol team. I have to rely on myself for many things. People always have to grow up!"

Li Er quickly found a reliable reason.

He Min glanced sideways at Li Er and nodded slightly, not knowing whether to believe it or not.

In a word, women are really hard to deal with.

"Curly Wonton Shop"

"Boss, these two ghosts pay the bill with 100-dollar bills, how can I change the money?" the store clerk asked the boss in embarrassment.

The shop owner turned his head and glanced at the dining table. The ghost guy was indeed holding US dollar bills.

The owner of the store reached out and stroked his messy curly hair: "Using US dollar bills on Hong Kong Island? Since they are so naughty, then you can use RMB to get their money."

"Ah! Boss, aren't you kidding me!" the shop assistant said with a bitter face.

"Did I play you? It's these two ghosts and ghosts playing you!" The shop owner wiped the grease stains from his hands on the apron on the front of his chest.

"Wherever you spend, you should change the local money in advance. I'm not used to them. I slapped my mother, called the police, and asked the police to solve it."

"Hey! Second brother, second brother, here, here, hurry up and help resolve this international dispute!" The shop assistant went to the counter at the door and was about to call the police. He happened to see Li Er walking on the road, so he quickly put it down The phone shouted to Li Er.

"Hei Chen, what's the matter?" Li Er and He Min walked over together.

Li Er obviously knew the shop assistant.

"Second brother, these two ghosts have finished eating and paid the bill with dollar bills, please help me solve it!" The shop assistant said immediately.

"Boss, this is my brother from the same house. He's a policeman!" The shop assistant straightened his back and proudly introduced Li Er to his boss.

In this day and age, having a police friend is indeed a very cool thing.

The shop owner nodded to Li Er.

"Police!"

Li Er took out his police officer's ID card and raised it to the couple: "Are you two tourists?"

"Yes!" The ghost couple quickly stood up and replied.

Li Er nodded.

He didn't notice that when he took out his police card just now, the eyes of the two ghosts panicked.

He Min looked at Li Er's back in disbelief.

Li Er was a little careless. He was asking the two ghosts in English just now, and his pronunciation was very standard.

He Min knew that Li Er's cultural level was not high, at least Li Er definitely didn't understand English.

"Oh! It's great that you can speak English, police officer. We are indeed tourists. We have run out of Hong Kong dollars we exchanged. Can you mediate with the boss and let us pay in US dollars. We are willing to make concessions in terms of exchange rate."

The male ghost guy said and handed the one hundred dollar bill in his hand to Li Er.

"ok, ok"

Li Er wanted to go home early and wake up the system. He squeezed out the hidden 600 Hong Kong dollars from the gap in his belt, and planned to exchange them into Hong Kong dollars for the other party himself.

"I only have 600 yuan, do you agree?"

"Okay! Thank you! This is your one hundred dollars!" The ghost man agreed without hesitation.

Now the exchange rate of US dollar to Hong Kong dollar is more than 100 points, this guy Li Er has made more than [-] Hong Kong dollars at once.

"You're welcome, it's convenient for you to be with others!" Li Er said, motioning to the shop clerk to pay the bill for the ghost man.

"Thank you! Goodbye!" After the ghost man paid the bill, he walked out the door.

"Li Er, there seems to be something wrong with this dollar bill!" He Min looked at the dollar bill in Li's second hand and said suddenly.

"I go!"

Li Er carefully looked at the US dollar bill in his hand, what was wrong with it, it was clearly fake, and it was still very fake.

One '100' of '0' was thicker, and the other '0' was a little thinner. Li Er immediately realized that this was a fucking scam.

At this time, the ghost guy had already stepped out of the wonton restaurant.

He Min was about to shout to stop the ghost, when Li Er hurriedly covered He Min's mouth.

There was an old frying pan hanging on the wall of the wonton restaurant. Li Er quickly took it off, and while approaching the ghost, he smiled and said, "Hey friend, your shoelaces are loose! Be careful of tripping."

"Thank you!" The ghost man stopped subconsciously, looked down at his feet, and the shoelaces weren't loose!

As soon as the ghost man turned his head, he saw the dark bottom of the pot getting bigger and bigger in his sight.

"Bang-!"

The ghost man was hit in the face by Li Er's frying pan, and his body fell backwards.

"Bang-bang!" Li Er quickly filled two frying pans on the ghost man's face, smashing the ghost man's hooked nose.

The female ghost turned her head and saw that her companion was stunned by Li Er, so she turned her head and ran away, but Li Er was stunned for a while.

Li Er didn't go after him either. He just saw that his money was in the pocket of the ghost man.

"Hei Chen, get me a rope!"

Li Er, a patrol policeman, had to hand over the police gun and handcuffs to the gun room after get off work, which was one of the reasons why he attacked the ghost man.

This ghost guy is tall and big, and Li Er has no pistol to scare people, so he has absolutely no confidence in knocking down the opponent.

The black boy Chen excitedly took a hemp rope from the back kitchen and ran, and together with Li Er, tied the ghost man's hands upside down.

"Go to the police!" Li Er turned his head and said to Heizai Chen.

"Okay!" Hei Chen asked Li Erxiao while making a phone call, "Second brother, do I count as assisting the police in handling the case, and do I have a chance to get a good citizen reward?"

Li Er: "."

"I saw that he seemed to put your money in this pocket of the suit." He Min came over and reminded Li Erdao.

Li Er shook his head with an ugly face: "I can't get the money back for the time being. The 600 yuan is now a witness. I have to wait."

He Min looked at Li Er with a strange look on his face, he really seemed to be a different person, shrewd and decisive, and so cautious.

A few 10 minutes later, several CID police officers arrived at the scene.

"What's the situation?" a police officer who looked like Li Xiuxian asked.

"My buddy!" Li Er took out his police card and looked at the other party subconsciously.

Just as Li Er was about to explain, Hei Zai Chen had already explained the situation to the CID police officers who arrived.

"Xianjia shovel! These foreign rubbish can't survive in their own place, so they come to our Hong Kong Island to cheat. I'm really hilarious to your mother." The CID police officer yelled after listening to Hei Zaichen's words.

This kind of fraud case of exchanging counterfeit banknotes is dealt with by their CID department. Most of the victims find out that they have been deceived after the fact, and the money that has been defrauded cannot be recovered.

"Hey! Dude, you're ruthless!"

The police officer who looked like Li Xiuxian squatted down and looked at the ghost guy's slumped nose, stood up and stretched out his hand to Li Er with a smile: "Get to know me, my name is Ah B, the CID department, we are from the same police station."

"Hello! I'm Li Er! Patrolman!" Li Er also stretched out his hand and smiled.

The word 'B' is not very civilized. Li Er looked down at the police ID card that A B was holding in front of his chest, and planned to call the other party's name.

"Li Xianying?"

I go, how to pronounce the word in the middle?Li Er is now gradually recovering his memory, but the original Li Er was a scumbag and did not know many words.

'Let's call him A B!Does this guy have a grudge against him?Otherwise, why would you give him such an incomprehensible name. '

Li Er can imagine that Li Xianying punched in and out of get off work every day, and he had to write his name on the street just to sign.

"Amin, I'm sorry, I'm afraid they will trouble you to help record the confession." Li Er said embarrassedly.
"It's okay, I have a lot of time after get off work." He Min smiled.

"No need, Brother Li Er, you go first. I'll handle it here. I'll go to the CID room tomorrow to make up an account and let me go through the procedure." Li Xianying winked at Li Er with a brotherly expression on his face.

He Min blushed, she knew that Li Xianying had misunderstood that she was dating Li Er.

"Thank you!" Li Er hurriedly took He Min's little hand and ran away.

Doing one line of work and loving one line of work, Li Er has been studying the police examples very hard recently, knowing that whether it is a plaintiff or a witness, it is very complicated and trivial. Since Li Xianying is willing to help, it is of course the best result.

"Li Er, when did you learn such a fluent spoken English?" He Min asked Li Er with a smile while walking on the road.

"I know a few sentences, just enough to use, and a few more sentences will reveal the secret."

Li Er's heart froze, and immediately pretended to be shy and touched his nose.

"Really?" He Min didn't believe it.

"Of course, I treat you as a friend, so I don't want to lie to you. If it was someone else, I would boast that I am proficient in six different national languages." Li Er spoke very sincerely.

He Min felt that something was wrong, but Li Er's expression was so sincere that she was embarrassed for not letting go of her doubts temporarily.

"Hello! Would you like to buy an excavator?" the voice of the system.

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A black line floats on Li Er's forehead, what the hell is buying an excavator?

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(End of this chapter)