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Chapter 135 Love 36 Strategies and Tsunade

In the early morning of the next day, accompanied by the crisp chirping of birds in the dense forest, several adjacent pure wooden Japanese-style houses.

One of the doors of one of them was pushed open with a "swipe", and one could see a delicate-looking and generous lady with purple diamond-shaped eyebrows protruding from the room.

"Little bastard! Sleep ass, get up.."

Wang Yu has been very witty these days, sending Meiqin back in advance and then sleeping late.

Otherwise, if Tsunade saw Mikoto, it would be difficult to explain how Mikoto suddenly appeared.

If Orochimaru finds out, he will definitely guess another hole card of Wang Yu.

About a minute later, only the chirping of birds answered her shouts.

Gritting his silver teeth, Tsunade squeezed his fist, and couldn't help complaining.

"Little bastard, you are really getting lazy."

As soon as the words fell, Tsunade jumped, and with Chakra attached to the soles of his feet, he stood easily on the vertical wall.Then quickly Rao Qianqiang came to Wang Yu's room and opened the outer window, then jumped in
"Ah!", "啪", there was an inexplicable sound with a sense of anger, and a slight () cry, followed by a crisp sound of being hit on the face by a palm.

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On the deck of a big ship where Xiong Zhiguo went to Tang Zhiguo, one of the young men with silver-white hair ~ with flowers on his brows covered his face with one hand, looking extremely depressed.

Among them, a light brown woman with a pretty dark face was checking around the big ship, while the wine-red haired girl looked at two familiar family members and distant relatives with a puzzled expression.

Uzumaki Kushina finally couldn't bear it anymore, and asked Wang Yufa: "Jun Mayu, what happened to you and sister Tsunade? It's been very wrong since this morning?"

Tsunade, as one of the three strong men, could naturally hear Kushina's question, Tsunade's pretty face suddenly darkened, and unconsciously quickened his pace, leaving the two of them out of sight.

But Wang Yu was helpless for a while: "Hey, this is because of some force majeure."

"Fart big kid, bastard, pervert!" "I'm so young that I've never been in shape. Haven't I seen a golden cudgel?"

Thinking of a certain eagle that didn't match his age in the morning, Tsunade's fair face sometimes flushed with embarrassment, sometimes angry, and he cursed at Wang Yu in his heart.

And Wang Yu in the distance was still explaining, "Look, Kushina, you can't blame me for this, it's a natural human reaction, if you don't believe me, just ask Minato, he must be the same."

"As a result, Aunt Tsunade saw it, and she just slapped me without saying a word, and I was not allowed to use the Palm Immortal Technique for treatment. I am handsome and need to be slapped for a day, my image! Break down!"

Wang Yu's voice became louder and louder, and I saw a palpitating red light bursting out of Jiu Xinnai's beautiful pupils! "Jun Mayu, can you stop driving often? Let me ask Minato."

While talking, Jiu Xinnai still grabbed Wang Yu's waist fiercely.

The old injury was not healed, and Wang Yu, who had a new injury, wanted to cry but had no choice but to bear it.

In this way, in Wang Yu's helplessness, the boat sailed all the way for a few minutes.

After lunch, Obito Hongdou and others began to gather on the deck to practice.

"Hello! Junmayu, Junmaro, Kushina, Jingyin, Hongdou, Chongwu, hello everyone."This is the lively and optimistic Obito who first appeared on the deck to greet Wang Yu and others.

"Ah, you are also welcome, masked man... Obito",
[Masked man? ? ? ] Obito Uchiha thought puzzledly.

"Hello, Obito. "X5
Obito with a puzzled face saw a girl greet him, immediately changed into a big smile, scratched his head and responded with a smile without doubt.

After Obito walked into the crowd, he pulled Wang Yu past him, ignoring Kushinai, Hongdou, Jingyin and others who looked puzzled at the situation.

Wang Yu looked at the sneaky look of the big boss masked man Obito, and winked at him wretchedly, which made him feel painful and puzzled. 【What kind of moth are you going to do with the soil?】

"Obito, if you have something to say, just say it."

"You understand, Jun Mayu." After speaking, Obito winked at Wang Yu again.

The corners of Wang Yu's eyes twitched, 【You didn't say anything, you just winked there, how can a normal person like me keep up with funny thinking! 】

Seeing Wang Yu's puzzled and speechless expression, Obito asked eagerly: "Of course it's the experience of picking up girls, how on earth did you catch up with Mikoto's experience!!!"

As soon as she heard about her experience in picking up girls, Jiu Xinnai, who knew Nei Qing, hurriedly pulled up Hongdou and Jingyin, and motioned for them to listen too. After learning more, they could be prevented from being attacked by scumbags.

Minato, who was blowing the wind in the distance, focused on Wang Yu at this time, preparing to learn to please Kushina.

Orochimaru, who was also in the distance, dismissed it, [(ˉ▽￣～)cut~~, women will only affect my hand speed in making seals and fighting, why do I need her? 】

"Cough!" With a cough that cleared his throat, Wang Yu put on a posture that the uncle is going to give a lecture, and everyone quietly listens to me pretending to be 13, no, listening to my storytelling posture.
"It is said that the major events in the love field are the same as the general trend of the world in the Three Kingdoms. They must be divided for a long time and reunited for a long time!"

Wang Yu started with a famous saying that everyone knows.

Obito: "⊙▽⊙, wow, that makes sense."

"Of course, the premise of separation and reunion is that you have to have a lover."

"(ノ? Huh?)ノ彡┻━┻!! Bastard!! This sentence is not important!! I don't need you to remind me of this!!!"

"So, how to chase a girl? First, you need to know what the other party likes and what you hate. A successful man should know what a girl likes, so that you can avoid her taboos. After knowing this, in the Three Kingdoms The 36 meter can come in handy."

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, Sodai Sunei そうですね!" Obito thought while pinching his chin thoughtfully!

"Finally! You have to be prepared for a long-term pursuit, and you can't give up halfway. Use your EQ and IQ to attract her and conquer her in these long years!" Wang Yu stepped on the ground with one foot and the guardrail with the other. On the ground, looking at the sky confidently.

After posing, Wang Yu didn't forget to add, "As the saying goes, companionship is the most affectionate confession!"

After the speech, Wang Yu smiled proudly. As the king of the sea, only by being handsome and routine can he go further and further on the road to a good harvest of love, and finally become the master of the "Crystal Palace".

"TUI!" Kushina, Jingyin, and Hongdou looked disgusted and scorned fiercely.

And Obito was looking at Wang Yu with admiration at this time. He really deserved to be the leader of the school, with strong ability and selfless devotion to the strategy book.

At this time, Obito saw the appearance of Kakashi and Rin, met their surprised eyes, and after the two greeted everyone, walked silently beside Nohara Rin and Kakashi.

Lin was the first to speak, "Obito, you run so fast after eating, neither Kakashi nor I can catch up with your speed."

"Well, there was a little thing just now. So hurry up." Obito put on a sunny and confident smile that he thought was neither overly enthusiastic nor cold, but Kakashi's mouth twitched.

Kakashi is still more concerned about his teammates all the time, "Obito, your weird smile, did you eat something bad just now? But we all eat the same thing."

Obito glanced at Kakashi angrily, [How dare you laugh at my "Smile of Raiders" as eating bad food. 】

Suddenly, Obito seemed to have thought of something, his right hand hammered, and the back of his hand slapped the palm of his left hand.

Obito stepped on the guardrail of the splint with one foot, looked ahead affectionately, fixed his gaze on Lin, and imitated Wang Yu's tone and said: "Accompanying is the most affectionate confession!"

At the moment when Obito was confident and stinky waiting for Lin to be so moved that she burst into tears and threw herself into his arms, Kakashi couldn't bear it anymore, with a cold look on his paralyzed face, he walked away from him .

And Lin looked at Obito with an expression of unknown expression, "Obito, you, yours"

Obito looked at Lin with a satisfied face, thinking that Lin was "moved" by him, and reached out to stop him: "Lin, you don't need to say more, you finally understand me"

Before Obito finished speaking, Tsunade roared angrily from behind his ears: "Obito! How dare you use Jun Mayu's disgusting strategy in front of us, attack Lin immediately!"

Tsunade, who had been a little angry all the time, was so angry that he dragged his unknown emotions on Obito, raised a hand, and then slapped Obito on the head with a "snap", directly slapping Obito Obito, who was still daydreaming, flew out with a sound of piu, and turned into a star on the sea level, away from everyone's eyes
A few seconds later, the perplexed Tsunade punched again, turning Wang Yu into a star as well, and went after Obito.

"Obito, I want to say that Tsunade-sensei has been standing behind you since then." I don't know if Obito, who has turned into a star and is about to fall into the sea, can hear what Lin said silently while standing still.

(End of this chapter)