As long as there is love, even an urban legend can

Chapter 114 The Yinxian who went further and further away on the path of sickness

"What a strange human being."

In the storage room in the backyard of Takagi Shangren's house, Yinxian observed Fu Jiang's state, and she was even weirder than Yinxian thought.

Generally speaking, even if another individual is split by splitting, there should be some basic laws, but Fu Jiang's splitting speed is irregular.

There were still two heads before, and half of the upper body had already grown out during the time when Yinxian tied Fu Jiang.

Yinxian looked at her upper body and whispered: "The figure is very average, not as good as mine."

To be honest, Fu Jiang has a good-looking face and a well-proportioned figure, but he is really not big enough.

This is a pity, because many people are more concerned about this.

"Let me go." Fujiang Erjiang said weakly: "Takagi-san is a pervert, you will not end well following him, you see, he has already started to let you wear fox ears and fox tails, and that girl, He actually made her wear two cattails."

"You mean fox ears?"

Yinxian almost laughed, she said while wagging the fox's tail.

"It's innate, because I'm not a human being, but a fox fairy."

"Did he brainwash you like this?" Fu Jiang Erjiang said with his eyes wide open, "You're really a top-notch pervert."

Gao Mu Shangren really wanted to raise his hands to prove his innocence, why did he become a pervert?

Conscience of heaven and earth, it has nothing to do with Yinxian having fox ears and tail, it is not some special hobby of his.

"Let me go."

At this time, Fujiang Benjiang also looked at Fujiang Erjiang and said: "If this continues, I will starve to death sooner or later. As for this woman, I will leave it to you to deal with."

"Don't listen to her, she won't be hungry at all." Fu Jiang Er Jiang said: "Because she is a monster!"

As a woman, Yinxian couldn't stand Fu Jiang's character anymore.

She is simply a contradictory person. She lives purely for her own benefit, which is too selfish.

"Speaking of which, you should also be an urban legend." Yinxian knelt down, looked at Fu Jiang with his hands on his chin, and said, "It should be an urban legend that can keep splitting itself, which is quite interesting."

"I'm not an urban legend."

"Oh, is that a monster?"

"You are the monster!"

"It's not a monster, what is that?"

Yinxian pointed to Fu Jiang Erjiang and said, "You don't think you still feel that you have such a thing on your body. You are still a human being. Is it interesting to deceive yourself?"

Fu Jiang was silent, and after more than ten seconds, she spit out an answer that made Yinxian dumbfounded.

"It's just a tumor!"

"Tumor?"

Yinxian was really helpless.

"Just continue to deceive yourself and others, I'll go first."

After throwing down Fu Jiang, Yinxian left. She is different from Fu Jiang, she is closer to a monster and a ghost, and she still knows some small spells.

Fu Jiang will never escape.

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On the other side, Takagi Shangren had a rare good night's sleep.

"Sure enough, it's the most comfortable to sleep with the half-dead spirit in your arms. It won't move around. It's hugged tightly, the body is soft, and there are 'pillows'. It's really comfortable to sleep these few days."

When he came to the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror, Takagi Shangren felt that he was much more energetic than a few days ago.

"It's just a little too clingy. If you are not careful, you may be suffocated."

But this is also a point that the half-dead is better than other people. After all, Takagi Shangren still doesn't like artificial people. The more straightforward women, the more he likes them.

After washing up, Takagi Shangren came to the living room.

"Good morning, master."

Yinxian appeared next to him as expected.

"Silver Immortal, you probably didn't prepare breakfast."

"No, breakfast is ready."

Yinxian brought out a plate of black solid matter from the kitchen, exuding the smell of charcoal.

'wipe'.

Takagi Shangren hurried to the kitchen, and he was dumbfounded just by taking a look at the scene in the kitchen.

The kitchen trash can is full of food waste mixed with various ingredients. The residue on the cutting board has not been wiped clean. The worst thing is the pot!

Takagi Shangren's beloved iron pot is covered with a mysterious substance that cannot be washed clean, and it is completely finished.

"My Kitchen"

He wanted to cry but turned back to Yinxian and said, "Yinxian, please don't enter the kitchen casually next time, okay? Give the kitchen a way out."

"But it is the duty of a maid to help the master prepare breakfast."

"Then you should prepare some food that humans can eat. Look at this." Gao Mu Shangren pointed to the black substance on the plate and asked, "What kind of breakfast is this?"

"Oatmeal."

"I can't see it at all. This thing is not for people to eat. Have you ever eaten Yinxian?"

"No." Yinxian shook his head and said.

"Then take a bite and try."

"it is good."

Yinxian did not disobey Takagi Shangren's order, and without saying a word, he scooped up a spoonful of the black substance and put it into his mouth. Under the watchful eyes of Takagi Shangren and Maoyou, Yinxian's complexion changed visible to the naked eye.

Finally, she ran to the bathroom and vomited heavily on the toilet.

After desperately rinsing his mouth, Yinxian walked out from the bathroom against the wall with a pale face.

"It's not edible at all."

"You also know you can't eat it." Gao Mu Shangren sighed: "Then you still give it to me to eat, are you trying to murder the master?"

"I'm sorry, master!"

Immortal Yinxian immediately lay down on the ground, apologizing in the position of Tuxiazao: "I didn't make a mistake on purpose, please punish me."

"punishment"

Takagi Shangren swallowed, what should we do?He actually wanted to punish Yinxian too.

The point is not the method of punishment, but the way of punishment.

Never played, no, it is necessary to be punished for making mistakes, not because you have never played.

"Forget it, as long as you don't come into my kitchen, if you want to learn how to cook, I can teach you by hand."

"The master teaches by hand"

Yinxian made up the image of Gao Mu Shangren holding her hands behind her and helping her chop vegetables, and the peach-colored hearts in her eyes reappeared again. It couldn't work, she was almost suffocating with excitement.

"That's really an honor for me."

"Let's not talk about that, I can't make breakfast in this state of the kitchen, Yinxian, please clean up the kitchen, and buy new ones for the unusable kitchen utensils."

Gao Mu Shangren reluctantly picked up his schoolbag and prepared to go to school.

Breakfast can only be settled at the convenience store on the road, it doesn't matter, there is not much for breakfast anyway.

"That's it, bye."

Yinxian watched Gao Mu Shangren go away, and looked at his back, she couldn't help clamping her legs.

"No way."

Her legs gave way, and she knelt down on the ground, while covering her flushed face with her hands, her breath was full of heat.

"I can't bear it anymore, master, master, he is really amazing!"

Yinxian seems to be on the same path as Guhuo.

(End of this chapter)