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Chapter 102 I want to bathe Yinxian too! ! !
Chapter 102 I want to bathe Yinxian too! ! ! (ask for recommendation tickets and monthly tickets)
Takagi Shangren woke up just after dawn the next day.
Takagi Naojin yawned, scratched his messy hair, got up and got dressed and prepared to wash the bedding.
Many people may ask, what about Xiaolan?
Is there even a question?Of course it has ascended to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.
The washing machine in the bathroom kept spinning, washing away Gao Mu Shangren's worries. He looked at himself in the mirror while brushing his teeth, and vaguely remembered the story with Xiaolan last night.
If you use a certain four-character idiom to describe it.
This four-character idiom is often used by a famous scumbag in "Love Apartment", that is
'Horse galloping'
"I guess it will be difficult to meet such an energetic girl in the future."
Gao Mu Shangren sighed, he really hated his ability to eliminate spirits, if he didn't have the ability to eliminate spirits, he would fall in love with Miss Sister Urban Legend without restraint.
Rather than like now, one young lady a day.
At this time, a cat's voice came from outside the bathroom.
"Takagi, I'm hungry."
"Come on~~"
Takagi Shangren instantly recovered his smile, washed up and left the bathroom.
The simple but exquisite breakfast was served soon, and the cat enjoyed the hearty breakfast as usual, but her nemesis, Yinxian, did not appear for a long time.
"Meow?" Even the cat felt something was wrong again.
"Where's that stinky fox? Why doesn't it come down to eat?"
Obviously, although the cat has a poisonous mouth, it already regards Yinxian as part of the family.
Of course, the status must be assigned according to Mao Mata > Takagi Naohito > Yinxian. Even if Yinxian is a member of this family, he is the youngest one after all.
"I gonna go see."
Gao Mu Shangren got up and went to the second floor. Yinxian lived opposite his bedroom, that is, his parents' room, which has already been introduced.
Dengdengdeng.
He knocked on the door.
"Silver Fairy, are you there?"
no respond.
"Silver fairy?" He knocked on the door again.
Still no response, and the door was locked.
Gao Mu Shangren immediately became vigilant. After he took out the spare key from his room and opened the door, he was stunned to see the scene behind the door.
I saw Yinxian lying on his parents' huge double bed drunk, with saliva flowing on the bed, stained with large water stains, and his collar was open, revealing a small piece of white skin.
And the wine gourd that I don't know where I got it fell on the floor, and the wine was still flowing, and the smell of sake was everywhere in the air.
"This"
Gao Mu Shangren's mouth twitched, even if he didn't drink, he could tell what happened to Yinxian.
He first picked up the wine gourd that fell on the ground, and smelled the mouth of the bottle. The smell of the wine was not very strong, it should be low-strength sake.
The alcohol content of the sake is around 15%, which is not considered a very high alcohol alcohol. It may be drunk like this. It seems that Yinxian drank a lot.
"Are you planning to change your job from Silver Fairy to Wine Fairy?"
Shaking his head and sighing, Gao Mu Shangren was not angry, he stretched out his hand to help Yinxian straighten his collar, otherwise it would not be ridiculous at all what it would look like with the collar open.
Suddenly, Yinxian grabbed Gao Mu Shangren's hand to help her straighten her collar.
She was slurring something, but Takagi Shangren couldn't hear her.
"What did you say?"
Takagi Shangren put his ears close to hear Yinxian's muttering.
"Don't drive me away, I will be obedient, woo woo woo."
"Drive you away?"
Takagi Shangren almost burst out laughing.
"Silly fox, how could I drive you away?"
Although Yinxian has a bad personality, she didn't do anything bad. Gao Mu Shangren told her to stop killing people, so she stopped.
If the police are willing to believe that Yinxian exists, he also wants to persuade Yinxian to surrender.
But there is no if in the world.
He hugged Yinxian in the posture of a princess. Yinxian is quite heavy, probably because she is really well developed.
Plump but without fat, the almost perfect body is wrapped under the kimono, not a little abrupt, but very round.
Cough cough, it's a bit much to say, but these are Gao Mu Shangren's best impressions of Yinxian.
He really likes Yinxian now, as long as she doesn't make trouble for no reason, Gao Mu Shangren is very tolerant to her.
"Maoyou, come and do me a favor." Carrying Yinxian downstairs, he called out to the cat who was still eating: "Can you use a water heater?"
"Are you underestimating me?"
The cat put his hands on his hips dissatisfied again: "What do you want to do?"
"Help Yinxian take a bath, she smells of alcohol now."
"Why should I bathe her?" The cat became more dissatisfied. She pointed to Yinxian and said, "A stinky fox like her should be thrown on the street and left alone."
"Don't say that, everyone is a family."
Gao Mu Shangren put Yinxian in the bathtub, and then walked out of the bathroom.
"Go."
"I don't want it." The cat pouted awkwardly and said, "Why don't you wash her?"
This is a good question, and many readers may ask why Takagi Shangren didn't help Yinxian take a bath.
Hey, then you have misunderstood Gao Mu Shangren, how could he not want to bathe Yinxian, but this is the person in the family who most wants to bathe Yinxian.
However, he has something to hide.
"First of all, I'm a man, and it's not appropriate for me to bathe Yinxian."
Gao Mu Shangren never took advantage of others, Yinxian is now unconscious, how could he take advantage of her.
"Alas--"
The cat said disgustedly again: "You still care about this, shouldn't you touch her body while she is drunk?"
Think, too much!
Takagi Naojin dreamed of it, really dreamed of it.
But he can't.
"I still have to go to class, and I'm going to be late soon."
"Can't you tell which is more important, going to class or helping the girl take a shower?" the cat asked sarcastically again.
Regarding this question, Takagi Shangren spoke from his heart.
"One thing to say, it's more important to attend class."
Listen, listen, is this what the protagonist should say? !Going to class is so important in Takagi Shangren's mind!Helping a drunk beauty take a bath is no better than taking a class.
How pleased the teacher will be to hear it!
The cat was also stunned for a few seconds, and then said helplessly: "Okay, then I'll help her take a bath, and you go to class."
"Thank you."
"Don't be so polite to me."
The cat walked into the bathroom again and closed the door behind his back. Just as Takagi Naohito was about to pack his schoolbag and prepare to go to class, the cat opened the door again.
She poked her head out and asked, "Are you really not going to come in? She fell asleep in the bathtub, so big and round~~"
Incidentally, felines also have a great fascination with spherical objects.
"" Gao Mu Shangren swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but he still said without hesitation: "If you don't go in, you will have a chance in the future."
"It's a pity that I can't share happiness with you."
After speaking, the cat closed the door again.
Through the door, Takagi Shangren could vaguely hear Maoyou's smirk, it seemed that she might have touched her feet during the bath.
(End of this chapter)
Takagi Shangren woke up just after dawn the next day.
Takagi Naojin yawned, scratched his messy hair, got up and got dressed and prepared to wash the bedding.
Many people may ask, what about Xiaolan?
Is there even a question?Of course it has ascended to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.
The washing machine in the bathroom kept spinning, washing away Gao Mu Shangren's worries. He looked at himself in the mirror while brushing his teeth, and vaguely remembered the story with Xiaolan last night.
If you use a certain four-character idiom to describe it.
This four-character idiom is often used by a famous scumbag in "Love Apartment", that is
'Horse galloping'
"I guess it will be difficult to meet such an energetic girl in the future."
Gao Mu Shangren sighed, he really hated his ability to eliminate spirits, if he didn't have the ability to eliminate spirits, he would fall in love with Miss Sister Urban Legend without restraint.
Rather than like now, one young lady a day.
At this time, a cat's voice came from outside the bathroom.
"Takagi, I'm hungry."
"Come on~~"
Takagi Shangren instantly recovered his smile, washed up and left the bathroom.
The simple but exquisite breakfast was served soon, and the cat enjoyed the hearty breakfast as usual, but her nemesis, Yinxian, did not appear for a long time.
"Meow?" Even the cat felt something was wrong again.
"Where's that stinky fox? Why doesn't it come down to eat?"
Obviously, although the cat has a poisonous mouth, it already regards Yinxian as part of the family.
Of course, the status must be assigned according to Mao Mata > Takagi Naohito > Yinxian. Even if Yinxian is a member of this family, he is the youngest one after all.
"I gonna go see."
Gao Mu Shangren got up and went to the second floor. Yinxian lived opposite his bedroom, that is, his parents' room, which has already been introduced.
Dengdengdeng.
He knocked on the door.
"Silver Fairy, are you there?"
no respond.
"Silver fairy?" He knocked on the door again.
Still no response, and the door was locked.
Gao Mu Shangren immediately became vigilant. After he took out the spare key from his room and opened the door, he was stunned to see the scene behind the door.
I saw Yinxian lying on his parents' huge double bed drunk, with saliva flowing on the bed, stained with large water stains, and his collar was open, revealing a small piece of white skin.
And the wine gourd that I don't know where I got it fell on the floor, and the wine was still flowing, and the smell of sake was everywhere in the air.
"This"
Gao Mu Shangren's mouth twitched, even if he didn't drink, he could tell what happened to Yinxian.
He first picked up the wine gourd that fell on the ground, and smelled the mouth of the bottle. The smell of the wine was not very strong, it should be low-strength sake.
The alcohol content of the sake is around 15%, which is not considered a very high alcohol alcohol. It may be drunk like this. It seems that Yinxian drank a lot.
"Are you planning to change your job from Silver Fairy to Wine Fairy?"
Shaking his head and sighing, Gao Mu Shangren was not angry, he stretched out his hand to help Yinxian straighten his collar, otherwise it would not be ridiculous at all what it would look like with the collar open.
Suddenly, Yinxian grabbed Gao Mu Shangren's hand to help her straighten her collar.
She was slurring something, but Takagi Shangren couldn't hear her.
"What did you say?"
Takagi Shangren put his ears close to hear Yinxian's muttering.
"Don't drive me away, I will be obedient, woo woo woo."
"Drive you away?"
Takagi Shangren almost burst out laughing.
"Silly fox, how could I drive you away?"
Although Yinxian has a bad personality, she didn't do anything bad. Gao Mu Shangren told her to stop killing people, so she stopped.
If the police are willing to believe that Yinxian exists, he also wants to persuade Yinxian to surrender.
But there is no if in the world.
He hugged Yinxian in the posture of a princess. Yinxian is quite heavy, probably because she is really well developed.
Plump but without fat, the almost perfect body is wrapped under the kimono, not a little abrupt, but very round.
Cough cough, it's a bit much to say, but these are Gao Mu Shangren's best impressions of Yinxian.
He really likes Yinxian now, as long as she doesn't make trouble for no reason, Gao Mu Shangren is very tolerant to her.
"Maoyou, come and do me a favor." Carrying Yinxian downstairs, he called out to the cat who was still eating: "Can you use a water heater?"
"Are you underestimating me?"
The cat put his hands on his hips dissatisfied again: "What do you want to do?"
"Help Yinxian take a bath, she smells of alcohol now."
"Why should I bathe her?" The cat became more dissatisfied. She pointed to Yinxian and said, "A stinky fox like her should be thrown on the street and left alone."
"Don't say that, everyone is a family."
Gao Mu Shangren put Yinxian in the bathtub, and then walked out of the bathroom.
"Go."
"I don't want it." The cat pouted awkwardly and said, "Why don't you wash her?"
This is a good question, and many readers may ask why Takagi Shangren didn't help Yinxian take a bath.
Hey, then you have misunderstood Gao Mu Shangren, how could he not want to bathe Yinxian, but this is the person in the family who most wants to bathe Yinxian.
However, he has something to hide.
"First of all, I'm a man, and it's not appropriate for me to bathe Yinxian."
Gao Mu Shangren never took advantage of others, Yinxian is now unconscious, how could he take advantage of her.
"Alas--"
The cat said disgustedly again: "You still care about this, shouldn't you touch her body while she is drunk?"
Think, too much!
Takagi Naojin dreamed of it, really dreamed of it.
But he can't.
"I still have to go to class, and I'm going to be late soon."
"Can't you tell which is more important, going to class or helping the girl take a shower?" the cat asked sarcastically again.
Regarding this question, Takagi Shangren spoke from his heart.
"One thing to say, it's more important to attend class."
Listen, listen, is this what the protagonist should say? !Going to class is so important in Takagi Shangren's mind!Helping a drunk beauty take a bath is no better than taking a class.
How pleased the teacher will be to hear it!
The cat was also stunned for a few seconds, and then said helplessly: "Okay, then I'll help her take a bath, and you go to class."
"Thank you."
"Don't be so polite to me."
The cat walked into the bathroom again and closed the door behind his back. Just as Takagi Naohito was about to pack his schoolbag and prepare to go to class, the cat opened the door again.
She poked her head out and asked, "Are you really not going to come in? She fell asleep in the bathtub, so big and round~~"
Incidentally, felines also have a great fascination with spherical objects.
"" Gao Mu Shangren swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but he still said without hesitation: "If you don't go in, you will have a chance in the future."
"It's a pity that I can't share happiness with you."
After speaking, the cat closed the door again.
Through the door, Takagi Shangren could vaguely hear Maoyou's smirk, it seemed that she might have touched her feet during the bath.
(End of this chapter)
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