Slap the face from Douluo
Chapter 13 My Face
Chapter 13 My Face
"Ye Bai, are you... all right?" Tang Hao looked in disbelief. You know, he judged before that Ye Bai's internal organs were all shattered, and it was impossible for him to survive.
But now, Ye Bai is alive and kicking, helping him clean up these ruins.
"Could it be that I have lost even this basic sense of judgment since I haven't come out of the mountains for so many years?" Tang Hao put a question mark in his heart.
"Uncle Hao, I'm really fine." Ye Bai said, dragging another large piece of iron sheet aside.
"Find a time, let's have a good talk." Tang Hao said in a deep voice.
"Okay, Uncle Hao." Ye Bai said.
"Ye Bai, you got better so quickly. You came so quickly." Tang San said.
"It seems that since Ye Bai appeared, Dad's personality has changed, and he is no longer so indifferent." Thinking of this, Tang San couldn't help but feel a little sour in his heart, "Ye Bai, why do you keep running to my house? Woolen cloth?"
While helping to clean up the ruins, Ye Bai talked to Tang San from time to time, muttering in his heart, "It seems that Xiao San is somewhat 'hostile' towards me!"
"Little San, do you have any opinion on me?" Ye Bai asked.Very reckless, straight to the point.
"No." Tang San immediately denied it, but he felt a burst of heat on his face.
He felt that his face must have turned red, "Oh, I don't know if that Ye Bai saw it. Thinking of me, Tang San, who was a leader in the outer sect in the previous life, I am like a child at this moment, and I can..."
"Little San, let's discuss something, can we?" Ye Bai said again as if he didn't notice Tang San's strangeness.
Ye Bai knew that to make Tang San a 'humanoid concealed weapon launcher', it required a certain amount of communication.
Ever since he was reborn in the Douluo Continent, Tang San has always been very cautious. It can be said that up to now, even Tang Hao didn't know how terrifying Tang San's hidden weapon kung fu is.
If Ye Bai directly told Tang San to hit him with a hidden weapon, it would obviously not work.
At that time, how would Ye Bai explain that he knew that Tang San knew how to use hidden weapons?
Ye Bai couldn't explain it.
Tang San was really going to hit Ye Bai with a hidden weapon, for real.
So Ye Bai adopted a roundabout way of talking.
"What's the matter?" Tang San was a little curious, Ye Bai always felt a little cold to him, why did he suddenly have something to discuss?
"It's like this. My recent strength improvement is very slow. I heard someone say that the strength improvement will only be accelerated in battle. If the two of us fight a few times, maybe there will be unexpected results .” Ye Bai said.
Ye Bai's words were a bit convoluted, according to his original intention, Tang San, come on, let's have a fight.But to put it this way directly, it seems a bit... that.
"Okay." Tang San immediately agreed.
"This..." Ye Bai was a little dazed, Tang San agreed too quickly, but that's okay, it was exactly what he needed.
Ye Bai, Tang Hao, and Tang San continued to clean up the ruins...
At night, Ye Bai returned to Old Jack's house. Before going to sleep, Ye Bai activated his physical body enhancement, and the number of face hits dropped to 15 in an instant.
And Ye Bai's physical body was strengthened again.
A total of two enhancements.
The strength of one arm reached two hundred catties.
But Ye Bai's strength is far more than two hundred catties.
His training during this period of time has also improved his physical body to a certain extent. Ye Bai glanced at the system panel again, and the number of face hits has dropped to 15.
But the cumulative number of face slaps has steadily risen to 200.
Ye Bai fell asleep.
In his dream, he dreamed that the cumulative number of face slaps reached [-], and then he opened the Houyi Divine Bow.
that night.
Hou Yi's divine bow shines brightly.
Ye Bai overwhelmed the entire Douluo Continent, invincible under heaven.
A trace of saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth...
Three days passed, and Ye Bai came to an open space next to the valley outside the village. He and Tang San made an appointment to come here to compete this evening.
The setting sun began to set, rendering the sky a golden yellow, two small bodies dragged out two long shadows.
Tang San stood with his hands behind his back, thinking, "Should I be merciful for a while? After all, Ye Bai and I don't have any grudges. As for the change in my father, isn't it what I want to see? Instead, I should I want to thank Ye Bai, Dad has cared about me recently."
Tang San touched the soft armor on his body, "After hearing that I was going to compete with Ye Bai, Dad specially made this pair of soft armor overnight for me to wear."
Thinking of this, Tang San couldn't help but sweeten his heart, "Okay, I've made up my mind, I'll put the water down a bit later, don't beat Ye Bai badly."
"However, even if you get injured accidentally, it doesn't matter, I have prepared a lot of healing herbs these days, just right for Ye Bai to use." Tang San touched the prepared healing ointment in his arms.
"Little San, are you ready?" Ye Bai asked, he had seen Tang San in this pose for a long time, but he couldn't see any movement.
"Here we come, Ye Bai, be careful."
As soon as the words fell, Tang San rushed over at an extremely fast speed, Tang San had already made up his mind, he didn't need hidden weapons, Xuan Tian Kung, or Ghost Shadow, just use them.
The simplest boxing kung fu.
After all, in his eyes, Ye Bai is just a kid with a bit of strength, and his fighting skills are far behind him.
He, Tang San, was a leader in the outer sect in his previous life.
Tang San punched the past, unexpectedly brought a little fist wind.
Tang San is confident, facing this punch, not to mention children of his age, even those boys who are a few years older than him, can be knocked down by a punch.
"Ye Bai, although I didn't use Xuantian Kungfu for this punch, it's not that easy to resist, nor is it so easy to dodge. Let me tell you, if you dodge to the left, I can immediately use the right leg A sweep. If you dodge to the right, then I can grab you with my left hand immediately. If you back away, then you are all over, because..."
Before Tang San finished fantasizing, he felt as if his fist had hit a rock.
Tang San's thoughts stopped abruptly.
Ye Bai didn't hide to the left, he didn't hide to the right, and he didn't even retreat, he stood still.
After Tang San attacked with an uppercut, an inexplicable energy flowed from Ye Bai's body.
"Well, this is..." Ye Bai couldn't help mobilizing this energy to the skin that was concentrated by his fist.
In an instant, this piece of skin became harder than iron.
Ye Bai didn't notice.
Under the clothes and above the skin, there was an extremely dim golden light.
In the agony, Tang San drew out his fist, looked at Ye Bai's chest in horror, what was it, why was it so hard, could it be...
"Ye Bai, you are shameless, you even came to fight me in iron armor." Tang San was angry.
"No!" Ye Bai replied.
After this breath, the mysterious defensive energy dissipated.
Fearing that Tang San wouldn't believe it, Ye Bai tore off the gray shirt, revealing his white upper body.His belly is smooth and the muscles are not obvious, after all, he is still small.
Seeing this, Tang San had no choice but to believe it.
He punched Ye Bai again in the stomach. This time, Tang San saw it for real. When his fist hit Ye Bai, Ye Bai's muscles tightened. , At this moment, it was as tight as an iron plate.
The same pain came.
Faintly, there is still a little dark golden light.
"Hard qigong? Iron cloth shirt? Golden bell cover? Ye Bai, what a monster." Tang San's eyes flashed with horror.
As everyone knows, Tang Hao in the dark was even more surprised when he saw it, "Is this the legendary body training? This Ye Bai is very mysterious. The last time he was injured, he recovered very quickly. Ye Bai seems to have many secrets." , it seems that it is time to find a time to chat with him."
Immediately afterwards, Tang Hao looked at it for a while, Tang San's speed and attack style were far superior to Ye Bai's.
Ye Bai was far inferior to Tang San in this aspect, but Ye Bai's physical fitness couldn't stand up, Tang San's attack fell on Ye Bai, and Ye Bai could completely eat it.
And Ye Bai's attack, as long as one of Tang San's attacks fell on Tang San, Tang San would feel a little uncomfortable.You know, back then Ye Bai could swing an eighty-jin hammer.
Seeing this, Tang Hao also had a result, "Little San, if it weren't for the soft armor that Dad built for you, you would have lost now."
Tang Hao lost interest and went back soon.
Tang San stopped on the side panting, Ye Bai saw this and said: "Little San, take a break first, we will fight again."
"Ye Bai is really powerful. I was thinking about releasing the water before, saying that I don't need the Xuantian Kungfu, and I don't need the ghostly obscurity. Now it seems that it's a little ridiculous."
"Fortunately, no one can know what I'm thinking, otherwise, my face... ahem." Tang San thought panting.
(End of this chapter)
"Ye Bai, are you... all right?" Tang Hao looked in disbelief. You know, he judged before that Ye Bai's internal organs were all shattered, and it was impossible for him to survive.
But now, Ye Bai is alive and kicking, helping him clean up these ruins.
"Could it be that I have lost even this basic sense of judgment since I haven't come out of the mountains for so many years?" Tang Hao put a question mark in his heart.
"Uncle Hao, I'm really fine." Ye Bai said, dragging another large piece of iron sheet aside.
"Find a time, let's have a good talk." Tang Hao said in a deep voice.
"Okay, Uncle Hao." Ye Bai said.
"Ye Bai, you got better so quickly. You came so quickly." Tang San said.
"It seems that since Ye Bai appeared, Dad's personality has changed, and he is no longer so indifferent." Thinking of this, Tang San couldn't help but feel a little sour in his heart, "Ye Bai, why do you keep running to my house? Woolen cloth?"
While helping to clean up the ruins, Ye Bai talked to Tang San from time to time, muttering in his heart, "It seems that Xiao San is somewhat 'hostile' towards me!"
"Little San, do you have any opinion on me?" Ye Bai asked.Very reckless, straight to the point.
"No." Tang San immediately denied it, but he felt a burst of heat on his face.
He felt that his face must have turned red, "Oh, I don't know if that Ye Bai saw it. Thinking of me, Tang San, who was a leader in the outer sect in the previous life, I am like a child at this moment, and I can..."
"Little San, let's discuss something, can we?" Ye Bai said again as if he didn't notice Tang San's strangeness.
Ye Bai knew that to make Tang San a 'humanoid concealed weapon launcher', it required a certain amount of communication.
Ever since he was reborn in the Douluo Continent, Tang San has always been very cautious. It can be said that up to now, even Tang Hao didn't know how terrifying Tang San's hidden weapon kung fu is.
If Ye Bai directly told Tang San to hit him with a hidden weapon, it would obviously not work.
At that time, how would Ye Bai explain that he knew that Tang San knew how to use hidden weapons?
Ye Bai couldn't explain it.
Tang San was really going to hit Ye Bai with a hidden weapon, for real.
So Ye Bai adopted a roundabout way of talking.
"What's the matter?" Tang San was a little curious, Ye Bai always felt a little cold to him, why did he suddenly have something to discuss?
"It's like this. My recent strength improvement is very slow. I heard someone say that the strength improvement will only be accelerated in battle. If the two of us fight a few times, maybe there will be unexpected results .” Ye Bai said.
Ye Bai's words were a bit convoluted, according to his original intention, Tang San, come on, let's have a fight.But to put it this way directly, it seems a bit... that.
"Okay." Tang San immediately agreed.
"This..." Ye Bai was a little dazed, Tang San agreed too quickly, but that's okay, it was exactly what he needed.
Ye Bai, Tang Hao, and Tang San continued to clean up the ruins...
At night, Ye Bai returned to Old Jack's house. Before going to sleep, Ye Bai activated his physical body enhancement, and the number of face hits dropped to 15 in an instant.
And Ye Bai's physical body was strengthened again.
A total of two enhancements.
The strength of one arm reached two hundred catties.
But Ye Bai's strength is far more than two hundred catties.
His training during this period of time has also improved his physical body to a certain extent. Ye Bai glanced at the system panel again, and the number of face hits has dropped to 15.
But the cumulative number of face slaps has steadily risen to 200.
Ye Bai fell asleep.
In his dream, he dreamed that the cumulative number of face slaps reached [-], and then he opened the Houyi Divine Bow.
that night.
Hou Yi's divine bow shines brightly.
Ye Bai overwhelmed the entire Douluo Continent, invincible under heaven.
A trace of saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth...
Three days passed, and Ye Bai came to an open space next to the valley outside the village. He and Tang San made an appointment to come here to compete this evening.
The setting sun began to set, rendering the sky a golden yellow, two small bodies dragged out two long shadows.
Tang San stood with his hands behind his back, thinking, "Should I be merciful for a while? After all, Ye Bai and I don't have any grudges. As for the change in my father, isn't it what I want to see? Instead, I should I want to thank Ye Bai, Dad has cared about me recently."
Tang San touched the soft armor on his body, "After hearing that I was going to compete with Ye Bai, Dad specially made this pair of soft armor overnight for me to wear."
Thinking of this, Tang San couldn't help but sweeten his heart, "Okay, I've made up my mind, I'll put the water down a bit later, don't beat Ye Bai badly."
"However, even if you get injured accidentally, it doesn't matter, I have prepared a lot of healing herbs these days, just right for Ye Bai to use." Tang San touched the prepared healing ointment in his arms.
"Little San, are you ready?" Ye Bai asked, he had seen Tang San in this pose for a long time, but he couldn't see any movement.
"Here we come, Ye Bai, be careful."
As soon as the words fell, Tang San rushed over at an extremely fast speed, Tang San had already made up his mind, he didn't need hidden weapons, Xuan Tian Kung, or Ghost Shadow, just use them.
The simplest boxing kung fu.
After all, in his eyes, Ye Bai is just a kid with a bit of strength, and his fighting skills are far behind him.
He, Tang San, was a leader in the outer sect in his previous life.
Tang San punched the past, unexpectedly brought a little fist wind.
Tang San is confident, facing this punch, not to mention children of his age, even those boys who are a few years older than him, can be knocked down by a punch.
"Ye Bai, although I didn't use Xuantian Kungfu for this punch, it's not that easy to resist, nor is it so easy to dodge. Let me tell you, if you dodge to the left, I can immediately use the right leg A sweep. If you dodge to the right, then I can grab you with my left hand immediately. If you back away, then you are all over, because..."
Before Tang San finished fantasizing, he felt as if his fist had hit a rock.
Tang San's thoughts stopped abruptly.
Ye Bai didn't hide to the left, he didn't hide to the right, and he didn't even retreat, he stood still.
After Tang San attacked with an uppercut, an inexplicable energy flowed from Ye Bai's body.
"Well, this is..." Ye Bai couldn't help mobilizing this energy to the skin that was concentrated by his fist.
In an instant, this piece of skin became harder than iron.
Ye Bai didn't notice.
Under the clothes and above the skin, there was an extremely dim golden light.
In the agony, Tang San drew out his fist, looked at Ye Bai's chest in horror, what was it, why was it so hard, could it be...
"Ye Bai, you are shameless, you even came to fight me in iron armor." Tang San was angry.
"No!" Ye Bai replied.
After this breath, the mysterious defensive energy dissipated.
Fearing that Tang San wouldn't believe it, Ye Bai tore off the gray shirt, revealing his white upper body.His belly is smooth and the muscles are not obvious, after all, he is still small.
Seeing this, Tang San had no choice but to believe it.
He punched Ye Bai again in the stomach. This time, Tang San saw it for real. When his fist hit Ye Bai, Ye Bai's muscles tightened. , At this moment, it was as tight as an iron plate.
The same pain came.
Faintly, there is still a little dark golden light.
"Hard qigong? Iron cloth shirt? Golden bell cover? Ye Bai, what a monster." Tang San's eyes flashed with horror.
As everyone knows, Tang Hao in the dark was even more surprised when he saw it, "Is this the legendary body training? This Ye Bai is very mysterious. The last time he was injured, he recovered very quickly. Ye Bai seems to have many secrets." , it seems that it is time to find a time to chat with him."
Immediately afterwards, Tang Hao looked at it for a while, Tang San's speed and attack style were far superior to Ye Bai's.
Ye Bai was far inferior to Tang San in this aspect, but Ye Bai's physical fitness couldn't stand up, Tang San's attack fell on Ye Bai, and Ye Bai could completely eat it.
And Ye Bai's attack, as long as one of Tang San's attacks fell on Tang San, Tang San would feel a little uncomfortable.You know, back then Ye Bai could swing an eighty-jin hammer.
Seeing this, Tang Hao also had a result, "Little San, if it weren't for the soft armor that Dad built for you, you would have lost now."
Tang Hao lost interest and went back soon.
Tang San stopped on the side panting, Ye Bai saw this and said: "Little San, take a break first, we will fight again."
"Ye Bai is really powerful. I was thinking about releasing the water before, saying that I don't need the Xuantian Kungfu, and I don't need the ghostly obscurity. Now it seems that it's a little ridiculous."
"Fortunately, no one can know what I'm thinking, otherwise, my face... ahem." Tang San thought panting.
(End of this chapter)
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