Eat this fruit and we are brothers
Chapter 79 Ninja World Advertisement!Question 1!
Chapter 79 Ninja Advertisement!first question!
As the screen lights up.
The horn on the side is also slowly making a piercing sound.
After a long time, the equipment was debugged normally.
The camera pans to a male model in a tight green combat suit.
The model is also holding one of these tight battle suits from time to time, showing her big white teeth.
The person smiled and said, "The air permeability and thermal insulation are excellent, and at the same time, it has perfect shape and lines."
"With the Al Qaeda battle suit, my mother no longer has to worry about me practicing physical skills!"
then.
The camera turns to the right.
He pointed at a beautiful woman dressed up again.
Opposite this beautiful woman was a man who spoke harshly. Although there was no voice, it was obvious that the two had a conflict.
then.
The beauty was pushed to the ground by the man.
The man left angrily after doing this.
Just when everyone is baffled.
The beauty fumbled for something on her body, and then took out a necklace from the clothes around her neck. On the necklace was a huge diamond, and the beauty smiled gratifiedly.
A playing card floats across the camera.
It read: "Men are easy to change their minds, and they are unreliable. Diamonds are forever, and a diamond will last forever."
The cards passed, and the camera turned again.
It also aimed at all kinds of inexplicable people, showing their respective products.
This scene.
Immediately.
The audience watching in the whole ninja world were dumbfounded.
What is this doing?
Leaf Village.
Naruto pointed at the green combat uniform and shouted, "It's exactly the same as Mr. Kai's, so cool!"
next to.
Sasuke and Sakura have black lines, is this cool?
"I want to buy, I want to buy! I have money!" Naruto shouted.
At this time.
Kai appeared next to Naruto at some point and shouted: "Naruto! Sure enough! You will love it! I'll give you one!"
"Yoshi!! It's great!! Teacher Kai!!" Naruto yelled.
See Naruto's appearance.
Can't help but.
Many people are questioning their own aesthetics: "Is this dress really good? Or, buy one and try it on?"
Cloudy Village.
Omoi was pressed tightly by Samoy and Karui, and the heat was transmitted to his ears from time to time.
Samoy said softly, "Buy me a diamond necklace, oh."
Karui also echoed: "Me too, a diamond ring will do, oh."
Omoi couldn't take it anymore, and immediately replied: "Buy, buy, buy!!!"
Hear this.
Samoy and Karui directly moved away from Omoi, and they both smiled and said, "That's great!!"
Sand Hidden Village.
Qi Hai watched the advertisement on TV with a smile.
Heart secretly rejoiced.
Just these two minutes of advertisements, Shayin Village has earned 3000 million taels of income!
This is still his sponsorship.
Those businessmen thought it was very interesting, so they invested in the opening advertisement of the Sarawak Army Headquarters.
Every second, it costs 100 million taels!
"Hokage, Raikage, and Mizukage are all good people." Qi Hai said to Chiyo who was beside him.
Chiyo nodded in agreement.
Although this time the selection competition of the Sand Army Headquarters has changed, it has become a platform for ninja bosses to compete for strength.
but!
At the same time, it also brings unimaginable attention.
It was the first time Qihai told her that this kind of attention could earn a lot of money, and Chiyo had never thought of it before.
In the past few days alone, he has earned [-] million taels of advertising revenue.
At the same time, the ticket revenue was as high as [-] million taels.
Chiyo never thought about it.
Money stuff.
Such a good profit! !
It's not just by digging gold mines, or by building a good relationship with daimyo, you can get it.
Qi Hai's words and deeds made Chiyo seem to have stepped into a new world.
Between the two talking.
at last.
The screen of All Ninja World flickered, and the screen showed a classroom full of surveillance phone bugs.
Under the guidance of etiquette, several people who participated in the assessment of major general and above entered the examination room.
this scene.
Every ninja seems familiar.
Back then, when they took the Chunin exam, it was the same.
but.
This time is completely different.
Who is taking the test!
Three generations of Hokage, three generations of Tukage, four generations of Raikage, and five generations of Mizukage!The leader of Yuyin Village in the country of Chuan!
Kirabi!
Darui!
Old purple!
Even Qi Hai's apprentices are well-known existences in the ninja world!
It's an amazing feeling.
Just like the students are doing their questions in the invigilator.
Especially under the ubiquitous surveillance.
The actions of every candidate are under their supervision.
It would be really exciting to catch these bigwigs cheating.
At this moment.
Markey, the invigilator, had already started distributing the test papers.
The two-hour exam time is written on the blackboard, and there are some precautions.
"Everyone! This exam is divided into six questions, and each question is worth 0~5 points!"
"The score of the written test will be included in the total score."
"Once cheating is found, you will be disqualified from the exam and will never be included in the Sarawak Army!"
"Everyone, please be careful."
Done.
Markey indicated that he could answer.
Hearing what Ma Ji said, Ai curled his lips in disdain.
He didn't care about joining the headquarters of the Sarawak Army at all, and he didn't even care about the scores of the written test. If you want him to say, it's best to just come up and do it.
but.
Since it was stipulated by Shayin Village, he could only do the questions honestly.
Ai is very confident.
With his own combat IQ, is it a little bit of water to do such a trivial matter?
then.
Ai looked at the first question.
"Excuse me, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in a refrigerator?"
all of a sudden.
Ai was dumbfounded for a moment.
Elephant, Nima can fit in the refrigerator?
Which refrigerator is so big?
Ai was completely caught in the whirlpool of thinking.
Then, after thinking for 5 minutes, his eyes lit up.
"The first step is to kill the elephant."
"The second step is to chop the elephant into pieces."
"The third step is to smash the elephant into a pulp with fists."
"Step [-], stuff it in!"
Seeing his answer, Ai smiled with satisfaction.
It feels seamless.
Then he looked at the questions below.
People are stupid.
This is the first question of Nima, and there are derivative questions?
The first question and the second question, how many steps does it take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator?
Bang!
Ai hit his head on the table.
I cursed silently in my heart: "The person who wrote the question has a brain problem, right? An elephant can fit in it, but I can't fit a giraffe?" '
I thought about it.
Ai used the answer just now to continue writing.
And then.
He saw the third question of the first question.
"The animals had a meeting, but the giraffe didn't come. Why?"
"Why? I also want to know why, this giraffe has horns on its head, is it special?" Ai blinked her innocent eyes.
His only thought now is to find a few giraffes to roast and eat.
What a disturbing animal.
'Lu'er, why don't you go to the meeting, we have to hold the meeting. 'Ai wanted to cry at this time, but he really couldn't think of the reason.
After a while.
Ai cheered up.
He remembered.
I still have five questions to answer, and then look at the second question
Push up!Push up! !Everyone, please support, reward, collect, recommend tickets and book reviews, throw them over...
(End of this chapter)
As the screen lights up.
The horn on the side is also slowly making a piercing sound.
After a long time, the equipment was debugged normally.
The camera pans to a male model in a tight green combat suit.
The model is also holding one of these tight battle suits from time to time, showing her big white teeth.
The person smiled and said, "The air permeability and thermal insulation are excellent, and at the same time, it has perfect shape and lines."
"With the Al Qaeda battle suit, my mother no longer has to worry about me practicing physical skills!"
then.
The camera turns to the right.
He pointed at a beautiful woman dressed up again.
Opposite this beautiful woman was a man who spoke harshly. Although there was no voice, it was obvious that the two had a conflict.
then.
The beauty was pushed to the ground by the man.
The man left angrily after doing this.
Just when everyone is baffled.
The beauty fumbled for something on her body, and then took out a necklace from the clothes around her neck. On the necklace was a huge diamond, and the beauty smiled gratifiedly.
A playing card floats across the camera.
It read: "Men are easy to change their minds, and they are unreliable. Diamonds are forever, and a diamond will last forever."
The cards passed, and the camera turned again.
It also aimed at all kinds of inexplicable people, showing their respective products.
This scene.
Immediately.
The audience watching in the whole ninja world were dumbfounded.
What is this doing?
Leaf Village.
Naruto pointed at the green combat uniform and shouted, "It's exactly the same as Mr. Kai's, so cool!"
next to.
Sasuke and Sakura have black lines, is this cool?
"I want to buy, I want to buy! I have money!" Naruto shouted.
At this time.
Kai appeared next to Naruto at some point and shouted: "Naruto! Sure enough! You will love it! I'll give you one!"
"Yoshi!! It's great!! Teacher Kai!!" Naruto yelled.
See Naruto's appearance.
Can't help but.
Many people are questioning their own aesthetics: "Is this dress really good? Or, buy one and try it on?"
Cloudy Village.
Omoi was pressed tightly by Samoy and Karui, and the heat was transmitted to his ears from time to time.
Samoy said softly, "Buy me a diamond necklace, oh."
Karui also echoed: "Me too, a diamond ring will do, oh."
Omoi couldn't take it anymore, and immediately replied: "Buy, buy, buy!!!"
Hear this.
Samoy and Karui directly moved away from Omoi, and they both smiled and said, "That's great!!"
Sand Hidden Village.
Qi Hai watched the advertisement on TV with a smile.
Heart secretly rejoiced.
Just these two minutes of advertisements, Shayin Village has earned 3000 million taels of income!
This is still his sponsorship.
Those businessmen thought it was very interesting, so they invested in the opening advertisement of the Sarawak Army Headquarters.
Every second, it costs 100 million taels!
"Hokage, Raikage, and Mizukage are all good people." Qi Hai said to Chiyo who was beside him.
Chiyo nodded in agreement.
Although this time the selection competition of the Sand Army Headquarters has changed, it has become a platform for ninja bosses to compete for strength.
but!
At the same time, it also brings unimaginable attention.
It was the first time Qihai told her that this kind of attention could earn a lot of money, and Chiyo had never thought of it before.
In the past few days alone, he has earned [-] million taels of advertising revenue.
At the same time, the ticket revenue was as high as [-] million taels.
Chiyo never thought about it.
Money stuff.
Such a good profit! !
It's not just by digging gold mines, or by building a good relationship with daimyo, you can get it.
Qi Hai's words and deeds made Chiyo seem to have stepped into a new world.
Between the two talking.
at last.
The screen of All Ninja World flickered, and the screen showed a classroom full of surveillance phone bugs.
Under the guidance of etiquette, several people who participated in the assessment of major general and above entered the examination room.
this scene.
Every ninja seems familiar.
Back then, when they took the Chunin exam, it was the same.
but.
This time is completely different.
Who is taking the test!
Three generations of Hokage, three generations of Tukage, four generations of Raikage, and five generations of Mizukage!The leader of Yuyin Village in the country of Chuan!
Kirabi!
Darui!
Old purple!
Even Qi Hai's apprentices are well-known existences in the ninja world!
It's an amazing feeling.
Just like the students are doing their questions in the invigilator.
Especially under the ubiquitous surveillance.
The actions of every candidate are under their supervision.
It would be really exciting to catch these bigwigs cheating.
At this moment.
Markey, the invigilator, had already started distributing the test papers.
The two-hour exam time is written on the blackboard, and there are some precautions.
"Everyone! This exam is divided into six questions, and each question is worth 0~5 points!"
"The score of the written test will be included in the total score."
"Once cheating is found, you will be disqualified from the exam and will never be included in the Sarawak Army!"
"Everyone, please be careful."
Done.
Markey indicated that he could answer.
Hearing what Ma Ji said, Ai curled his lips in disdain.
He didn't care about joining the headquarters of the Sarawak Army at all, and he didn't even care about the scores of the written test. If you want him to say, it's best to just come up and do it.
but.
Since it was stipulated by Shayin Village, he could only do the questions honestly.
Ai is very confident.
With his own combat IQ, is it a little bit of water to do such a trivial matter?
then.
Ai looked at the first question.
"Excuse me, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in a refrigerator?"
all of a sudden.
Ai was dumbfounded for a moment.
Elephant, Nima can fit in the refrigerator?
Which refrigerator is so big?
Ai was completely caught in the whirlpool of thinking.
Then, after thinking for 5 minutes, his eyes lit up.
"The first step is to kill the elephant."
"The second step is to chop the elephant into pieces."
"The third step is to smash the elephant into a pulp with fists."
"Step [-], stuff it in!"
Seeing his answer, Ai smiled with satisfaction.
It feels seamless.
Then he looked at the questions below.
People are stupid.
This is the first question of Nima, and there are derivative questions?
The first question and the second question, how many steps does it take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator?
Bang!
Ai hit his head on the table.
I cursed silently in my heart: "The person who wrote the question has a brain problem, right? An elephant can fit in it, but I can't fit a giraffe?" '
I thought about it.
Ai used the answer just now to continue writing.
And then.
He saw the third question of the first question.
"The animals had a meeting, but the giraffe didn't come. Why?"
"Why? I also want to know why, this giraffe has horns on its head, is it special?" Ai blinked her innocent eyes.
His only thought now is to find a few giraffes to roast and eat.
What a disturbing animal.
'Lu'er, why don't you go to the meeting, we have to hold the meeting. 'Ai wanted to cry at this time, but he really couldn't think of the reason.
After a while.
Ai cheered up.
He remembered.
I still have five questions to answer, and then look at the second question
Push up!Push up! !Everyone, please support, reward, collect, recommend tickets and book reviews, throw them over...
(End of this chapter)
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