Douluo's Magical System

Chapter 34 Play and Eat with You and Tell a Story!

"Bing'er, you're messing around again." Xuenv wasn't very angry, she just gave Bingdi a brain-breaker.

How could Snow Girl not understand Ice Emperor, the two of them have been together for tens of thousands of years, she would not understand Ice Empress, how could Ice Empress really want to eat humans?Besides, she just said that Wang Xiaotian is her friend.

Ice Empress simply felt that it was rare to have a human being, so she said this.

"Sister, you are bullying me like this again, and there are outsiders here, don't I want to lose face as the second king of the extreme north?" Said Ice Emperor made a haughty expression at Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian: Two big brothers, your image has completely collapsed like this, okay?

Shocked, the two kings of the Far North actually...

"Hello senior..." What else could Wang Xiaotian say?I can only say hello first.

"Xiaotian, let me introduce you, this is Ice Empress, my good sister, the second strongest in the Far North!"

"You don't need to call her senior, you are my friend, you can call her Bingdi or Binger, if she dares to bully you, just tell me, and I will spank her for you." Xue Nu said to Wang Xiaotian, and by the way Wang Xiaotian backed up.

"Oh, sister, you are a typical human world saying that you forget your friends after seeing sex." Bingdi teased, but as expected, he suffered another brain collapse.

"What are you talking about, Xiaotian is my friend." Although Xue Nu said so, her face turned red, but no one noticed.

"Okay, okay, stop teasing, talk quickly, talk about something to relieve boredom, talk quickly!" Bingdi asked curiously like a little girl at this time.

"Ahem, Ice Empress, these are the cards. I call this Doudizhu. Its rules are..." Wang Xiaotian began to explain the rules of Doudizhu, and showed each card to Xue Nu and Ice Empress. After a while, I also answered some strange questions, such as:

"Why is number one smaller than number two, but higher than number three?" This is a question from Bingdi, very knowledgeable and difficult to answer.

"Then can we use mental power to detect the opponent's cards when we play cards?" Xue female student asked excitedly. Among the two beasts, she is the strongest. She can guarantee that her cards will not be detected, and she can calmly Explore the cards of Wang Xiaotian and Wang Xiaotian.

"No!" Wang Xiaotian and Bingdi said in unison, it's enough to be strong, can you do whatever you want?

After a lot of messing around with the questions, finally got on the right track:

"Call the landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"Wang Bang!"

"Straight Flush!"

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"Wait, Ice Empress! How could you lose your cards!"

"Xue Nu, don't use your energy to investigate!!!"

Wang Xiaotian found out that the two big guys played cards upright and cheated, and they didn't blush or beat their hearts, they are really thick-skinned!

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Although there are many messy problems in the middle, Wang Xiaotian is still very happy. Fighting the Landlord can be regarded as some nostalgia for the previous life. Can you not be happy?

Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is fighting the landlord with beautiful women, happy!

Ever since, one man and two beasts fought for a day and a night, the landlord...

For unknown reasons, Wang Xiaotian was able to win at first, but after Xuenv became familiar with the rules, she kept pressing him to fight with Bingdi.

Almost every once in a while, she is a landlord, and as long as Xue Nu is a landlord, she must have Wang Xiaotian and bombs in her hands. It is like hanging Wang Xiaotian and Bingdi to fight.

This made Wang Xiaotian feel quite emotional, even though Xue Nu has a low cooking talent, but when playing cards, they are simply cheating in human form, so awesome!

"So happy! I haven't been this happy for a long time. The last time I was so happy was when I broke through the 30-year bottleneck." Bingdi said, dumping a little king!

"Yes, the wisdom of human beings is indeed endless. It's really interesting." Xue Nu said, and also threw a king, crushing it to death!

"Okay, I won't play this one after I've played this one. I'll let you try Xiaotian's handicrafts later. We'll have hot pot today!" Seeing that no one played cards, Xue Nu threw out the remaining four cards in her hand. , four twos, bomb!

"Okay, it's over, Xiaotian, let's cook." Xuenv clapped her hands and said to Wang Xiaotian.

"Okay..." Wang Xiaotian nodded excitedly, and finally he didn't have to lose all the time. Sure enough, cooking is his strong point!

"I'll help you, I'll help you, I'm a bit talented in cooking." Bingdi immediately rushed to Wang Xiaotian's side and volunteered.

"Okay, thank you." Wang Xiaotian nodded, and then began to point out Bingdi. If Bingdi really has a talent for cooking, then he will leave soon.

10 minutes later……

Seeing the Ice Emperor cutting vegetables, boiling water and flowing water, Wang Xiaotian couldn't help but shed tears of happiness, so, so excited, finally found a soul beast who can cook, his liberation day is not far away, but why is it a little bit I'm sorry to say...

After eating the hot pot, Bingdi patted her stomach with satisfaction, she was on the right trip this time, there was something delicious and fun, so she asked to stay here for a few days, and Xuenv agreed.

"Xiaotian, tell us interesting stories about your human beings." Bingdi said boldly, patting Wang Xiaotian on the shoulder. She has such a personality that as long as she feels familiar with you, she will be extremely enthusiastic.

Compared to Snow Empress, Ice Empress is obviously much bolder.

"Okay, let me think about it..." Wang Xiaotian said with a no problem expression, but a sentence popped up in his heart: eat with me, play with me, and tell bedtime stories, what am I? , Escort?

But let's wait on the bosses as soon as possible, hey, let's be three escorts, we are happy!

"I've made up my mind!" It didn't take long for Wang Xiaotian to decide which story to tell.

But he was not in a hurry to start speaking, but took out some melon seeds snacks from Wusanli, and made a pot of tea. Telling a story must have an atmosphere, right?

"Snow Girl, Ice Empress, you listen to me and eat something, it's interesting."

"Haha, okay, let's try your human way." Ice Emperor and Xuenv sat cross-legged on the ground, poured tea, and said while nibbling melon seeds.

"Please help me gather a big podium again, which is a cuboid..." Wang Xiaotian thought for a while and then made a gesture with his hand.He also found a piece of wood from Wusanli as a gavel, and the Ice Emperor also condensed the table at this time.

"Ahem, let's start!" Wang Xiaotian moistened his throat, slapped the gavel, and said boldly.

"For the first time, spiritual roots are bred to flow out of mind and nature to practice Daosheng!"

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That's right, what Wang Xiaotian was talking about was Journey to the West. This is also the story he is most familiar with, and it's also very interesting. Let's take it out today to suppress the situation!

The Snow Maiden and Ice Emperor in the audience didn't care at first, but the more they listened to it later, the more incredible they became!

How can a monkey have that much power?

The world described by Wang Xiaotian is even more lifelike, just like the real thing, but it is also fictional...

This talk lasted for a full two hours, and when it came to the seventh round of escape from the Bagua Furnace to the Ding Xin Yuan under the Five Elements Mountain, Wang Xiaocai stopped.

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