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Chapter 112 Allah negotiates with God?

Online.

News of the collapse of the Statue of Liberty spread across the US network at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After hearing the news of the collapse, there was a lot of abuse on the Internet.

"Fack! The Statue of Liberty has collapsed? What the hell is going on? The shit-eating bastards in the White House know to increase military spending every day, so can't they spend some on the maintenance of historical sites?"

"It's so embarrassing. You know how to fight every day, but you don't maintain things in your own country. It's ridiculous."

"I think people from abroad must be laughing like crazy. Now they are probably laughing at us as a group of idiots who only know about arms, and they can't even maintain an architectural sculpture."

"Sure enough, nothing good will happen when Ah Chuan comes to power. I suspect that he has embezzled the maintenance fees of places of interest."

"Yes, I agree with the old man above. Achuan must have taken the maintenance fee privately. Look at his scalp, which is getting shinier and thicker, but the Statue of Liberty has collapsed. Fake Achuan's family!"

The Statue of Liberty is the symbolic building of Americans and the pride of Americans.

Now that the Statue of Liberty has collapsed, netizens are abusing it, blaming the government for its inaction and corruption, thinking that they are spending money and not doing serious business.

The abuse comes and goes quickly.

Soon some netizens broke the news that the collapse of the Statue of Liberty did not seem to be in disrepair for a long time, but because of another reason, a ball of saliva.

Facing the news, American netizens did not believe it.

However, the news also reported that the Statue of Liberty was smashed down by spit, and the content of the video taken by Chris was broadcast on the news...

Netizens were petrified, housewives dropped their pots and pans in shock, devout Christians pulled their hands in shock and tore out the Bible in their hands, and students pretending to have a fever or even paralysis jumped out of the hospital bed and Getting up in a wheelchair...

Various scenes are staged all over the United States.

It’s no wonder that the Statue of Liberty, which was nearly [-] meters high, was smashed down by a ball of saliva. It was so exciting and surprising.

next moment.

After the shock, the people of the United States boiled.

"This is God's wrath! He's blaming us."

The devout Christians, facing the direction of the Statue of Liberty, knelt on the ground, straightened their bodies, and gesticulated the cross wildly on their chests.

The face is full of horror and admiration.

"Lord, please forgive our sins, all this is my fault, please forgive me..."

at the same time.

Online.

"A slobber smashed down the Statue of Liberty? There can't really be a God."

"It must be God. You tell me that apart from God, there is nothing else that can bring down the Statue of Liberty by spitting. The key is to vomit from the sky. It is definitely vomited from heaven."

"My God, what you said makes sense, a spit from God in heaven.jpg"

"Oh~ my brother, your expressive expression is too fast, so I accepted it with a blunt smile."

There are all kinds of opinions on the Internet, some say it is God, some say it is...

"No! It's not saliva, it must be God crying, my Kobe is dead, God is crying."

There are also excuses for being dissatisfied with Achuan.

"It doesn't have to be God, or it may be Allah who is angry. A Chuan, a beast, provoked the war and angered the god Allah in the Middle East. He directly fired a saliva missile as a threat."

"Yes, this is really possible. Think about it, what does the Statue of Liberty symbolize? It symbolizes freedom, and it also represents the country of America. The collapse of the Statue of Liberty symbolizes that the country of Liberty is no longer free. What kind of situation represents No more freedom, war! Once war comes, everyone will be in danger, and there is no freedom."

"It makes sense, the collapse of the Statue of Liberty was definitely caused by Allah, because Achuan provoked the three wars and killed the most devout believers of Allah. Allah was angry and destroyed the Statue of Liberty, which symbolizes freedom and the United States, to declare , If we in the United States insist on going our own way, we will start a war, and freedom will no longer exist."

The performance of this group of netizens detonated many netizens.

There is no other reason, who called the time such a coincidence.

The key analysis is reasonable and well-founded. The first kick almost caused three wars, and the next kick destroyed the Statue of Liberty, which symbolizes freedom. Both point directly at war.

There are also young netizens who are whimsical and have big brains.

"You are wrong, I think Allah should be angry, don't forget, this almost World War III thing has ended, and now the Statue of Liberty collapsed, although the time is close, but the time of the incident is unreasonable, if Allah is really angry, then Allah should have launched the threat of saliva when this incident happened and the world has not yet dealt with it.”

Netizens were stunned.

Yes, it makes sense.

"So I just said, this is a miracle from God." Netizens who believe in Christianity did not forget to take the opportunity to jump out and spread a wave of God.

But he was stunned in seconds.

"No, I don't think this is a miracle from God." The young netizen uttered in seconds and typed: "God is merciful, why would he destroy the Statue of Liberty?"

"Then what do you say this is?"

Many netizens are very curious about this netizen's remarks, because looking at his well-organized analysis, it is likely that he has analyzed the reasons.

next moment.

Young netizens enjoy the attention of all netizens, and slowly type out the reasons for their own analysis.

"I don't think it's purely the anger of Allah, or the miracle of God, it should be caused by the negotiation between Allah and God.

Cough, let me analyze and analyze for you, Einstein Teaching.jpg

The most devout believer of Allah died, he must be angry, right?We believe in Christianity the most in the United States, so God is angry with the United States, God must take care of it, otherwise how can we be worthy of the so-called God's love and glory shining on every believer.

So I think, after Allah knew that the most devout believer was dead, he was going to attack the United States in a rage, and God stopped him, and then negotiated with him.

Negotiations will take time. After all, both sides are big bosses, and no one can convince the other.

I boldly speculate that the two big brothers are negotiating, but the result has not yet been reached, but we have already resolved the incident, so Allah and God will each take a step back, anger is necessary, but it will be over without hurting anyone. Both sides have face, but anger must have dignity.

Therefore, Allah chose the Statue of Liberty, a sculpture that symbolizes freedom and the United States, and also deliberately beat us, telling us that if we are in a hurry, a war will break out at worst. "

The analysis of young netizens surprised countless netizens.

"This friend, the analysis made me speechless to refute."

"My God, it makes sense, and the analysis is very reasonable."

Many netizens feel that this analysis can be regarded as the truth.

Of course, not all netizens will believe this.

"Don't talk nonsense. It's possible that the saliva is not saliva at all, but a liquid that looks like saliva. It may not be a biological weapon."

"Nonsense, God, God, you guys have read too many comics, I think this is a terrorist attack, a terrorist attack disguised as a strange one."

For a while, netizens held their own opinions and expressed various opinions.

……

White House, Conference Hall.

Achuan is discussing the election with his confidants, and the next election is about to happen. He needs to do more to get more votes.

at this time.

The door knocked, and Assistant Achuan came to tell Achuan that the Statue of Liberty had collapsed.

next moment.

Ah Chuan was angry.

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(End of this chapter)