I'm really an intern

Chapter 494 This wave, this wave is Shrimp and Pig Heart!

Seeing the little boy in a trance, Zhang Tianyang shook his head slightly, and stopped teasing him.

"You're being too obvious.

As soon as you enter the operating room, you will be exposed! "

The little boy looked confused.

"I read your medical records, you have never had an operation before, and naturally you should never have been in the operating room.

The first-time patient often appears at a loss. Even if we point to the operating table to let him go up, he will ask which way his head is facing.

And you clearly showed resistance to the operating table as soon as you came. "

The little boy's mouth opened slightly.

"Furthermore, when the surgeon came, you showed fear of him, when in fact he was your father.

It should be more at ease to be accompanied by family members during the operation. Why do you show the opposite state? "

The little boy subconsciously took a step back.

"Also, your medical history and complaints are very consistent with acute appendicitis, but when you came out with me, you walked fast and kicked and swayed your legs at will. Is this the relaxed state that an appendicitis patient should have?"

The little boy instantly put his legs together and stood up straight.

Zhang Tianyang smiled lightly.

"Actually, I doubted you at first, because you are so sick.

It's like being sick according to the textbook.

Real patients don't get sick in the same way..."

The little boy's brain's cpu had obviously crashed, his mouth grew big, his eyes were round, and he stared at Zhang Tianyang as if he had seen a ghost.

After being stunned for a few seconds, he suddenly stepped back as if in stress, then turned around and ran straight to the toilet in the distance without any guidance.

"I'm going to the bathroom!"

"Actually, if you be honest with me, I might still be able to help you."

Zhang Tianyang's voice was not loud. Looking at the back of the little boy who suddenly froze, he quietly added, "Otherwise, you will really have to go to the operating table~"

"Deng deng deng"

The little boy ran back with a face full of humiliation.

"Please sir teach me!"

……

The little boy finally opened his heart and told the truth.

As a doctor's son, he really knows Dongfang Hospital well.

He is familiar with general surgery. When his father was busy, he would play with nurses.

That is to say, the relationship between doctors and patients has been a little tense recently, so I was ordered not to come to the hospital.

But before running around in the hospital, I saw a lot of patients, and I also read some of the big cloth-headed books in the doctor's office, and learned a lot in a trance.

The weather has gotten a little cooler recently, and the little boy doesn't want to go to school every morning, so he finally thought of a way - pretend to be sick!
But his father is a serious doctor, so he might not be able to fool him by pretending casually.

The little boy gritted his teeth, chose a chapter in the big cloth book, and knew the symptoms he should have by heart, and he really pretended to be.

The little doctor who asked the doctor really believed it!

The little boy raised his face proudly when he said it, but when he saw Zhang Tianyang smiling, he became discouraged again.

"Who knew that the outfit was so similar that it was put into the operating room...

Now I can skip school, but I don't want to lose my appendix so soon..."

As the little boy spoke, tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, but he looked at Zhang Tianyang resolutely.

"Will you help me?"

"I will."

Zhang Tianyang nodded seriously.

Of course we want to help!
Pretending to be sick is just pretending to be sick, you can't really cut the appendix for nothing.

But he coaxed the little boy into the operating room, lay down on the operating table, and called the surgeon out. After explaining the situation, he saw that the surgeon had a calm face.

"I already knew that."

Zhang Tianyang:? ? ?

This time he looked blank.

"You know he's pretending, so why..."

"I took the opportunity to cut it."

The surgeon didn't talk too much, and narrowed his eyes slightly, "He will use the appendix as an excuse to refuse to go to school later."

Zhang Tianyang was dumbfounded, and only one sentence was left in his mind - awesome!

……

When he returned to the operating room, Pan Anesthesia was coaxing the little boy.

"Seeing how nervous you are, your face is turning pale. Come on, let me give you some oxygen!"

While speaking, he casually put the mask on the little boy's face.

The little boy seemed to believe him, and ignored the mask, but turned his head slightly, looking hopefully at Zhang Tianyang who was negotiating with his father at the door.

But Zhang Tianyang could clearly see that with a wave of Pan Anesthesia's hand, he not only started the oxygen, but also started the inhalational anesthesia.

"Eh……"

Zhang Tianyang turned to look at the surgeon beside him, only to see that the other side was nodding slowly.

That expression clearly said, "I arranged it"!
And that little boy, full of hope, felt so sleepy, his eyes almost couldn't open.

Before falling asleep completely, a sentence flashed through the little boy's mind——

"The dog thief hurt me!"

"Snapped!"

The mask was smoothly and completely buckled on the little boy's face.

"Still awake?
Can you open your eyes?
Open your eyes and look at me! "

Anesthesia Pan tested the little patient's consciousness, and gradually pressed harder on the mask. After a while, he turned his head and gestured "ok" towards the door.

The surgeon also responded with an "ok" gesture.

Only Zhang Tianyang was left, in a trance.

"Xiao Zhang, do you want to intubate?"

Looking at Zhang Tianyang's rare sluggish expression, Pan Anesthetic was in a good mood, and the smile on his face could hardly be restrained.

"Xiao Zhang, let me tell you, to deal with this kind of child who refuses to cooperate, you have to find someone with experience like me!
You don't know, I have encountered many such patients before!But you can't delay people's treatment!So I... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

Zhang Tianyang remained silent, expressionless, and gradually became a ruthless listening machine.

Just secretly sighed in my heart.

"Judging from Teacher Pan's tone, he doesn't seem to know that the little boy is pretending to be sick...

Shall I tell him?
Forget it, he has said so much, it would be embarrassing to say it now..."

……

Today's third operation is still going well.

Isn't that what should go well?After all, this is a healthy abdominal cavity!
Zhang Tianyang took a special look to see that the removed appendix was pink and tender.

The surgeon asked the nurses in the audience for a large bottle of formaldehyde solution, preserved the beautiful appendix, and handed it to the assistant.

"When he wakes up, let him see his appendix."

On the side, Zhang Tianyang fell into a daze again.

This wave, this wave is pork heart with shrimps!
……

About an hour later, Zhang Tianyang heard a series of indistinct shouts in the distance, "The dog is hurting me!" patient.

"Lie down, head this way."

Zhang Tianyang directed the patient to lie down on the operating table, quickly posted the monitor and blood oxygen test, and glanced at the medical records.

"Another appendicitis..."

(End of this chapter)