I'm really an intern

Chapter 447 I'm Really an Old Smart Ghost (Big Chapter)

The time between the first operation and the second operation was as long as expected.

According to the news from Senior Brother Meng and Sun Yu who stood on the front line, the anesthesia intern girl seemed to be really frightened.

The kind that requires psychological intervention.

So Pan Narcotics is a little bit overwhelmed right now.

Patients, interns, and surgeons gave him backstabs one after another, who could resist this!

The anesthesiology department is a place full of carrots and pits, and the only mobile director of the anesthesiology department has already gone to room 22, so the operation progress in room 21 has come to a halt.

"director"

Brother Meng on the phone seemed a little cautious, ready to meet the storm from the chief director at any time.

But unexpectedly, the big director didn't start scolding.

Just repeating:

"If the old Keke next door, the director of the hepatobiliary surgery department comes to look for someone, you can ask him to come to my office to look for me, and don't let him harass Xiao Zhang.

Tell the interns, equipment nurses, and anesthesia teachers that our surgeon configuration should not be leaked today. "

"Dududu-"

Listening to the busy tone from the microphone, Brother Meng fell into a daze.

"Why aren't you angry?"

He was puzzled.

Obviously, the director has a lot of things to do every day, and what I hate most is this kind of time-wasting behavior!

On the other side, the chief urologist who hung up the phone locked his office door with his backhand, and rushed into the stairwell in a hurry.

Seeing that the elevator would not be able to reach the seventh floor for a while, he waited for two seconds, then turned around and strode towards the stairs.

Two minutes later, outside the office of the chief of the Department of Gastroenterology, the two drug representatives who were half-baked out of the conversation looked at each other in blank dismay.

In the office, the two directors stared wide-eyed.

"Isn't today the operation day on Tuesday? Why did you come to me if you didn't go to the operating room?"

The chief of the Department of Gastroenterology looked a little surprised.

Although I and this old man have been buddies since school days, one entered the surgical system and the other took root in the internal medicine system.

Although they often get together to talk and brag, it is usually after work at night.

I came here suddenly while I was at work, not many times.

The head of the Department of Gastroenterology rolled his eyes twice, and suddenly thought of something.

"What's wrong, a relative has an accident and wants to live in our hospital bed? It just so happens that we have an empty bed today, and two will be discharged tomorrow. Send the patient information and I'll arrange it for you!"

"Pooh!"

The chief director of the Department of Urology directly sprayed the other party's face.

"Your relative is sick! Don't expect to be better!"

"Eh? What's the matter with you guy?"

Seeing that he was about to get angry, the head of the urology department waved his hand and interrupted directly.

"Don't mess with those useless things. It's business to find you today! Aren't you guys going to work on the project of the mirror without vision? Have you solved it?"

"you"

The chief director of the Department of Gastroenterology held his complaints in his chest, almost holding back his breath.

But when the other party mentioned this, his face couldn't help but become serious.

"He's still holding me back, but thanks to Tianyang, I've got him in my hand now and I'm fighting for it. However, he will definitely not be reconciled, and it may take a while."

"Tsk!"

The head of the urology department rolled his eyes.

"Your internal medicine system is troublesome, and there are too many factions. And you, a dignified director, are so messed up that you don't even have the right to speak. It's too miserable!

Take a look at our surgery department, the superior doctor does what he says, why are there so many bullshit and glutinous things! "

After a word of hate, the face of the chief director of the Department of Gastroenterology suddenly became resentful.

"What's the matter, the real thing you said is to come over and scare me?"

"That can't be!"

The director of the Department of Urology waved his hand again, "I'm here to help you!"

As he spoke, the director of the Department of Urology lowered his voice slightly.

"Isn't the reason you got stuck because of the quota of the project? You don't have a quota in Gastroenterology, but we still have a quota in Urology this year!"

"what do you mean?"

The eyes of the head of the Department of Gastroenterology suddenly widened, "Cooperation?"

"Yes, cooperate! Your gastroenterology department has a gastroscope, and our urology department has a laparoscopy. They are all mirrors. Why don't we try to stop bleeding under the microscope?"

The director of the Department of Urology smiled triumphantly, "How about it, brother treats you well, right?"

"Ha ha!"

The chief director of gastroenterology didn't appreciate it at all, and sneered.

"I'm older than you! Besides, you kid, if you don't see a rabbit and don't scatter an eagle, if you can cooperate, why didn't you say it earlier?"

After a pause, the eyes of the head of the Department of Gastroenterology suddenly sharpened.

"Tianyang is in your department now, did something happen to your laparoscopy? Has he made a contribution again?"

Huh?

Why do I say "again"?

"Of course it didn't happen to us! Our urology department is very good!"

The chief director of the urology department rolled his eyes, but soon became serious again.

"But it was indeed a laparoscopy. It was the laparoscopy of the hepatobiliary surgery side. This morning"

It took a while to tell the director of gastroenterology about the blood vessel burst incident in the operating room, and the director of urology was very satisfied to see the horrified expression on the other's face.

"I'll go! Can it all be saved? Tianyang him"

In the middle of speaking, all kinds of deeds of Zhang Tianyang suddenly flashed in the mind of the head of the Department of Gastroenterology, and his tone faded in an instant.

"If it's Tianyang, it seems to be normal, hahahahaha!"

The two directors instantly found a common topic, and they blew it at Zhang Tianyang.

In the end, the director of the Department of Urology finally revealed his ultimate goal.

"Our two departments cooperate, use our department's quota to establish a project, you arrange the people, and you arrange the project process, but I need the authorship right of the corresponding author for the final article and results.

Don't argue with me, Xiao Zhang has no interest in your internal medicine system. In surgery, it's better to make me cheaper than others, don't you think? "

The chief of the Department of Gastroenterology gradually fell silent.

Seems to make sense

Anyway, it is impossible for Zhang Tianyang to stay in the Department of Internal Medicine, so why not help his good buddy to keep him in the Department of Urology instead of taking advantage of those coquettish junks from other departments?

Based on my close relationship with the Chief Director of Urology, although I can't keep Zhang Tianyang's people, it should be very feasible to keep Zhang Tianyang's technology, right?

After thinking about it for a while, the director of the Department of Gastroenterology accepted his buddy's suggestion.

As a result, a plan of collusion was reached verbally with the two directors.

The two directors felt that they got what they wanted, and they laughed tacitly.

Like two old foxes.

When he returned to his office contentedly, the chief director of the urology department saw the chief director of the hepatobiliary surgery anxiously waiting in front of his door.

They are both thousand-year-old foxes. Before the chief director of the hepatobiliary surgery department opened his mouth, the chief director of the urology department knew what he was up to, and turned back with a wave of his hand.

"People are from our department, official doctors.

Don't ask who it is, just ask me.

Don't fix those rewards and credits. It's not sure whether your patient's family will make trouble. Don't try to implicate our doctors.

Don't even think about asking our little doctor, I have issued a gag order, and it is my responsibility to protect the doctors in our department!

Well, do you have any questions? "

"you"

The chief director of the hepatobiliary surgery pointed at him, shivering for a while, and finally flicked his sleeves, throwing out a blunt "thank you".

Then, he left without looking back.

Appreciation is still acknowledgment, but this bastard, in order to prevent himself from inquiring about the news, is really annoying!

"call--"

In the director's office, the chief director of urology sank comfortably into his soft sofa and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Although some people at the hepatobiliary surgery department saw Xiao Zhang's appearance, as long as Xiao Zhang does not appear in the operating room as an idler, no one will know his name and specific information.

On their own side, they probably don't know that Xiao Zhang successfully saved the game, and I issued a gag order again.

The old man has already been beaten back by me, and he probably won't come back a second time.

More importantly, after cooperating with the Department of Gastroenterology and obtaining the authorship of the corresponding author, I became his rightful supervisor in Xiao Zhang's thesis.

At that time, you can use 'If you follow me, we can graduate directly with this article' to lure him.

Isn't it good to come to urology?

Tsk, I'm such an old wit! "

The director of the Department of Urology narrowed his eyes and thought about the future, and couldn't help giving himself a big thumbs up.

"Good job! Go to surgery!"

But never imagined.

The sound plan went awry after all

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Gulululululu~

(End of this chapter)