I'm really an intern

Chapter 387: Great Crow's Mouth Technique Activated!

Because he miscalculated the enthusiasm of patients and family members for "pinch fingers", Zhang Tianyang successfully dug himself into the sea of ​​the masses.

Although there are only four people in total, the four people have played the effect of forty people.

Zhang Tianyang believed that if they had microphones in their hands, they must have stabbed him in his mouth at this moment.

So enthusiastic!

But the unlucky intern is an intern who can't make a fart.

I knew that I was standing on the side in a daze, thinking about something, and I didn't know to come up to help, and I was sideways.

"Hey, I'm really not a master, I'm just a little doctor."

"This is really not metaphysics, it just omits the derivation process and gives the answer directly, so it sounds a bit bluffing, but it's actually what it is."

"Wechat is temporarily unavailable, and the phone is not very good.

If you have any questions, you can go to the doctor's office and call someone, or talk to the nurse. "

"Yes, yes, I may not be there, but there will be someone on duty 24 hours a day, and it's the same to find other doctors if you have any questions."

"It's really not good, it's not good, then what, all female compatriots, please forgive me, my girlfriend will check the post"

Zhang Tianyang had no choice but to move Xiao Linlin out, and finally escaped by luck.

"call--"

When he returned to the doctor's office, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

too difficult!

He never thought that the destructive power of enthusiastic patients and their families would be so great!

Think of him as a perverted intern, when was there a time like this before?

He didn't hesitate when facing the consultation of the whole hospital gathered by big bosses.

He didn't give in when facing the family members with hideous faces.

He also didn't hesitate when facing the large-scale public incident of Xiao Baihao's food poisoning.

In the end, facing the four enthusiastic patients and their families, he was actually discouraged!

"too difficult!"

Zhang Tianyang shook his head and sighed, complaining to the unlucky intern next to him who lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking.

"So, why don't you believe in science!"

"I pretended a little bit, and they thought I was a master, and they didn't listen to the explanation."

"I really don't understand why so many patients like to believe in so-called masters, folk remedies, and old Chinese medicine handed down from their ancestors, and they also like to pray to gods and worship Buddha."

"Have you heard a joke?

The doctors worked hard to rescue the patient and then informed the family members.

The family members sighed outside the door, thank God! "

The voice fell.

It was quiet.

Why is there no response?

Zhang Tianyang turned his head and met the eyes of the unlucky intern.

""

The four eyes met, embarrassed, and quiet.

one second, two seconds

Zhang Tianyang couldn't hold back, and rolled his eyes.

"Are you so dislike to talk? It's good to squeak!"

The unlucky intern blinked and looked at Zhang Tianyang in a daze.

After a pause of two seconds, he suddenly tried to speak.

"squeak?"

Zhang Tianyang: ""

Forget it, he gave up!

Sullenly, Zhang Tianyang randomly found a computer, sat down on a chair, and opened the doctor's workstation to type the medical records.

Because there is no joke when talking about cross talk

Pooh!

Because he didn't get a response to his speech, he was vaguely angry, and the sound of typing on the keyboard became a lot heavier.

While knocking on the medical records, he silently complained in his heart.

The unlucky intern is so incapable of doing anything!

Although talking less and doing more is a very good quality, but talking less doesn't mean not farting!

Normal communication is also necessary!

I said a lot just now, but actually there was only a "squeak", not even an "um"!

Wait, it seems like even an "um" is maddening?

do not care!

I'm just suffocating, jumping down from here, don't put your hot face on your cold skin, and explain things to him!

However, looking at it from this point of view, Zhao Cha scolded him so fiercely, did he also have a sense of anger from embarrassment?

After all, the abilities of the unlucky interns were at the level of normal interns.

It stands to reason that the superior doctors should already have certain psychological expectations in the wave after wave of intern rotation

So is it true that Zhao Cha is not as fierce as imagined?

Lines of writing appeared on the screen, and Zhang Tianyang suddenly felt that the light next to him dimmed as he took time to think about these things.

"crunch-"

The computer chair in disrepair made the sound of being overwhelmed.

Zhang Tianyang turned his head and met the innocent eyes of the unfortunate intern again.

The other party was still silent, and seemed a little flustered under Zhang Tianyang's gaze. He bit his lip, lowered his head, and rubbed his hands restlessly on the notebook and the blue and black pen.

Zhang Tianyang turned his gaze downwards and landed on the notebook in the hand of the unlucky intern.

It has been filled with handwriting.

It's a bit difficult to look backwards, but I can vaguely see a few key words, which happen to be related to 35 and 36 beds.

"Ugh."

Zhang Tianyang sighed softly.

He turned his head back and looked at the screen, deliberately not looking at the unlucky intern.

But the body was very honest and leaned slightly to the left, leaving space for the other party to get closer, so that he could look more carefully.

"For the 35 beds, the medical records need to be changed, and there are some tests that you didn't prescribe just now.

36 beds need to identify several diseases

check need to open these

Pay attention to the time of this inspection.”

Although the other male patient was not in the ward, Zhang Tianyang only asked about the details of the unlucky intern, and was going to ask about it during the rounds the next morning.

However, it took too much time to make detailed consultations and deal with 35 beds and 36 beds. When revising the medical records, I expanded it a little bit.

Accidentally, the time jumped to 08:30.

"Ah! I'm exhausted!"

"Where is the nurse, the patient is back from the operation!"

"Hey, let's get out of bed together."

There was a sudden commotion at the door of the office.

Zhang Tianyang just finished his explanation, and took the unlucky intern to look out together.

"Hey, are you back?"

There were three white coats who came back together, Brother Yang with a bald head, Senior Brother Meng, and Sun Yu.

The patient who was lying on the hospital bed and screaming for pain, and the mighty family members of No. [-] and [-] were sent back together.

"Is it really possible to do the surgery now?"

Zhang Tianyang hurried up to help, then subconsciously counted the time.

A surgery that was supposed to be completed in an hour and a half to two hours turned out to take almost six hours!

"Oh, no way."

The bald-headed teacher Yang could no longer smile on his face, "I went in with a laparoscopy and tried it, and the adhesion was too serious. As a last resort, I temporarily changed it to an open laparotomy."

"Is this all right?"

Zhang Tianyang was stunned.

"That's right, I just stepped down until just now. The director was supposed to go on a business trip in the afternoon for a consultation, but he just left."

Brother Meng's dark circles seemed to be a little heavier, but he sat down next to the computer automatically and consciously, clicked on the doctor's workstation, and prepared to type the operation records.

"call--"

Sun Yu leaned crookedly to the conference table and sat down, with his hands on his front and his head on the pillow. His whole body was like a gecko, with half of his body stuck to the table.

"I'm so tired, the anesthetist worked with us until night, and fainted once again due to hypoglycemia, alas"

It's too dark!

Sympathize with the anesthesiologist for three seconds.

Empathize with them for a few more seconds.

This kind of thing can happen!

"Why am I so dark"

Sun Yu slumped on the table, murmuring in a low voice, as if he had lost his mind.

Zhang Tianyang couldn't help grinning, his eyes couldn't stop drifting towards Sun Yu.

Yes.

Suddenly he realized.

Sun Yu is also a black face!

It seems that every unforeseen event encountered in the urology department is inextricably related to her.

Moreover, she can't follow what she says.

Commonly known as the big crow's mouth technique!

Poor boy!

Zhang Tianyang suddenly felt a little sympathy for each other, and wanted to step forward to comfort him.

"correct."

Sun Yu suddenly turned his head on the table, staring at Zhang Tianyang resentfully. .

"Student Zhang, you seem to have switched classes with me."

Zhang Tianyang was taken aback for a moment, his face suddenly changed, and he realized something.

His eyes widened and he stopped speaking.

"You do not want"

　so tired

　　

　

(End of this chapter)