I'm really an intern

Chapter 315 The Last Stubbornness of Me and My Mushroom (Be Careful)

On the young man's face, there were three points of shyness, three points of reluctance, and four points of resentment.

A pair of gloomy eyes swept over and over several white coats, and their eyes fell on Sun Yu frequently.

Then, there was an obvious twist on the face, and a suspicious red color spread over the ears.

"Doctor, me, me"

"What are you, hurry up, take off your pants and lie down!"

After being scolded by Senior Brother Meng, the young man looked around aggrievedly, and then slowly began to take off his pants.

Zhang Tianyang resisted his urge to laugh, and went to the side to help pull up the curtain, and then quietly followed Sun Yu's reaction.

Sun Yu who was "kept in the dark" seemed to have finally realized what the so-called "minor surgery" was, and his eyes widened for a moment.

Although in order to avoid suspicion, the person hid to the side, but the burning eyes were much more eager than before. They stared intently at Brother Meng's operation, and then swept the young man twice from time to time.

This reaction made Zhang Tianyang slightly stunned, and then sighed silently.

harm.

They were all from medical school, and he expected the girls who studied medicine to be shy?

After a little disappointment, Zhang Tianyang helped Senior Brother Meng to prepare things.

Unlike the previous "automatic mode", this time Zhang Tianyang purely followed Brother Meng's command, and he prepared whatever he told him to prepare.

Um?Why do you ask?

Because he won't!

There is a huge difference between internal medicine and surgery.

For internal medicine, it is enough to figure out the mechanism of the occurrence and development of all diseases, to figure out the differential diagnosis of similar diseases, and then to give treatment according to the plan in the guideline.

In terms of operation, there are various lumbar punctures, thoracotomy and abdominal puncture, and occasional tracheal intubation. The most difficult operation is only the internal jugular vein catheterization.

There are many things that require memory and experience, and those involving operations are simple.

But for surgery, the operation is the most difficult.

Even if you know all the knowledge and details of this disease, you will always be a novice if you don’t go to the operating table to do ten or eight of them.

And it often takes years of "on the sidelines" before you can actually take the lead.

To "see" the strange structures in the body of different patients.

Wait until everything is familiar to you before you can try it.

And these things that need to be polished slowly over several years, ten years, even Zhang Tianyang who has a system, it is difficult for the latecomers to catch up.

In the absence of the setting of "Congratulations on obtaining intermediate XX skills", Zhang Tianyang is actually a veritable younger brother in surgery.

What's more, he also studied laparoscopy when he was free.

Who is free to blindly study this kind of operation of cooling the crotch? Hey!

"Lidocaine, get it for me."

The preparations are nearing completion.

Zhang Tianyang glanced at the pile of things spread out on the console.

That is, routine disinfection, anesthesia, gauze, and bandages.

The most notable one is something that resembles a wine corkscrew.

The lower end of the "bottle opener" is cylindrical, and the upper end is used for holding, which are two handles that are diverged.

Zhang Tianyang squeezed it up and took a look, but he didn't dare to move.

It is said that most of the cost of this "minor surgery" is used to buy this prop.

Death is expensive.

The young man was already lying on the hospital bed hopelessly, without the protection of his pants, he felt very insecure at this moment.

So involuntarily, he raised his hand to cover his eyes.

Next to him, Sun Yu couldn't help but move a little closer when he saw the young man closing his eyes.

Of course, she was obedient and didn't make a sound, but her eyes were wide open.

"Junior brother, can you disinfect?"

Brother Meng observed the reaction of the patient and his junior sister with great interest, and unexpectedly became excited too.

"Will do."

Zhang Tianyang washed his hands again with alcohol gel, then took the round forceps handed over by Brother Meng with his arms hanging, and began to disinfect the young man.

Other places are disinfected from the inside to the outside, but this part is disinfected from the outside to the inside.

The limp strips of meat were shaking under the soaked gauze, Zhang Tianyang changed the gauze once, and prepared to focus on disinfecting the "surgical site".

As we all know, the normal standing shape will be like a mushroom, the lower half is straight, and there will be a "mushroom umbrella"-like structure on the top.

However, people who need this minor operation often cannot reveal the "mushroom umbrella" normally when they stand up.

This is because the "clothes" next to it are too long, half or even completely covering the "mushroom umbrella".

The normal development of mushrooms requires certain stimulation.

These stimuli include not only various hormones, but also the friction of clothing against the mushroom head when walking and exercising.

When the "clothes" of the mushroom protect the "mushroom head", these necessary stimuli will be missing, and the whole plant will naturally not be able to develop normally.

Later, even the normal "medicinal" effect of mushrooms will be affected.

After all, there is no way to use soft mushrooms as medicine.

The current appearance of the young man can explain the problem very well.

That group of small mushrooms is not only soft, but also small, short, and thin.

This made Brother Meng who was watching couldn't help but sigh, "It's better to have the surgery as soon as possible, the growth period has passed."

If this kind of operation is performed on a child who is still in the developmental stage, there is a possibility of continued development in the future.

But at a young age, it is estimated that the experience will be improved after finishing the work. It is unlikely that the mushroom will grow up again.

But the young man who was lying on his back gave up. He vaguely felt the regret in Brother Meng's tone, and poked his neck to emphasize.

"It's said on the Internet that after this operation, I, I will develop in the future."

Brother Meng smiled and said nothing.

Sun Yu hid aside, blinked his eyes fiercely, controlled the corners of his eyes that were gradually trying to bend, and began to hold back his laughter.

And here, Zhang Tianyang also encountered difficulties.

The purpose of "minor surgery" is to remove part of the excess coat of the mushroom, and the surgical site is the circle around the mushroom umbrella.

This means that the coat around the mushroom umbrella must be turned out to be sterilized.

If it is not disinfected well, it may cause infection after surgery.

Originally, this operation made people feel cold in the crotch, but if there was another wave of infection after the operation, it would be too uncomfortable.

Zhang Tianyang put on a new gauze, and pressed the top of the oval forceps against the lower part of the middle of the mushroom, trying to pull down the "coat" to reveal what was wrapped inside.

But the young man has already shouted.

"Hey, it hurts!"

"Doctor, doctor, you have to tell me once you start, I, hiss—"

Zhang Tianyang's subordinates slowed down, amused by the young man.

"I haven't started yet. This is to sterilize it for you. How can you sterilize it without opening it?"

Sun Yu covered half of his face and held back his laughter, but Senior Brother Meng had no taboos, so he laughed casually.

"Didn't I tell you to go to the toilet to wash it before? Why didn't you turn it out and wash it?"

"hiss--"

The little young man cried out in pain, aggrieved, "I washed it"

So Zhang Tianyang and Brother Meng shook their heads together.

When the coat is too long, half-wrapping the contents inside, it will indeed hurt to open the coat.

This is also the helpless reason why many adults finally choose to have this minor operation.

Long-term wrapping will not only hinder the development of the contents, but also accumulate a lot of "coat dirt" in the gap between the coat and the contents.

These dirty things will not only aggravate the "adhesion" of the coat and the contents, but also cause infection on both sides of the "medicine".

"Hey!"

Following the young man's exclamation, Zhang Tianyang finally managed to turn the top piece of his coat out.

A layer of off-white matter unfolded in front of his eyes.

This is the so-called "coat dirt".

Brother Meng continued to tease Xiaonian, "Look up and see for yourself, what are these? Aren't they washed? Why haven't they been cleaned?"

Enduring the pain, the young man grinned and lowered his head to look. He was obviously frightened when he saw the gray-white circle clearly.

"How can it be so dirty!"

"Hey, because you are afraid of pain, you have never opened it and washed it!"

Senior Brother Meng laughed at the side, "I think you are quite serious like this, you probably haven't had sex with your girlfriend before?"

"Eh!"

As soon as he said this, the young man became anxious immediately, and his face turned red.

"I, I'm an old driver! You, don't look at it now, when it's so, so little, when I'm like that, it's amazing!"

Sun Yu was blinking his eyes desperately beside him, covering his mouth tightly with his hands, his eyeballs still tended to roll upwards.

Zhang Tianyang disinfected silently, then shook his head gently.

Brother Meng smiled again, "Tell me, how powerful is it?"

The young man blew his beard and stared, but his eyes were out of focus, and his mouth was still stubborn.

"I, I can have a 15cm one, I measured it myself!"

"Oh~"

Brother Meng nodded his head in a drawn-out voice, and made a volley gesture with his hands.

"Well, 15cm, I believe you."

"puff!"

Next to him, Sun Yu finally made a breakthrough, laughed out loud, and then hurriedly managed his expression again.

Zhang Tianyang carefully sterilized and put on sterile gloves, but the corners of his mouth were curved.

The young man is now blushing and looking desperate to save face, he is almost writing on his face: "This is the last stubbornness of me and my mushroom".

I can't bear to expose your strength.

Turning his head, Zhang Tianyang looked at Brother Meng.

"Okay, can we start?"

　Hey, I accidentally wrote a lot of words~ Hehe~ Do you feel that you have acquired some strange knowledge~

　　

　

(End of this chapter)