Fast-passing system: Strongly tease the villain BOSS

System, I want to change side missions!

[Host, do you think side missions are Chinese cabbage? 】And the Chinese cabbage can be changed now, okay?

What a spicy chicken system!

[Host, I don't take the blame for this!Look whose system can change tasks! 】I'm so tired, why should I become the system that takes the blame?

It was because you were too spicy.

[…] Go offline, don't talk to the mentally handicapped host.

"Tell me, what should we do now? I won't marry you, a mentally handicapped person!" Sheng Yue looked at Lei Hao with disgust.

Lei Hao almost couldn't get it right, hehe, I'm mentally retarded, so what are you?Is the snake sick?wrong.You are.

But what Lei Hao said was: "Wife, it's not marriage in reality, it's in the game. Wife, don't you think so?" Yes, it's not in reality, it's just fake, it's all fake of!

[Young master, is it fun to deceive yourself? ]

She is just a target of strategy, and I can condescend to marry her, bah, a virtual marriage, it is the blessing of her eight lifetimes of cultivation, no, the blessing of eight hundred lifetimes of cultivation.

[…] However, this system does not feel that it is a blessing for others.

Sheng Yue didn't reply, but raised the hand that had just been put down again.

"Stop beating, I was wrong, wife, stop beating, hiss—it hurts! Wife, girls should be reserved!"

"Fuck your reserve, I'm telling you, you want to marry me, unless all the snacks in this world are eaten up!"

[? ? ? ] Not the host, wait a minute.Does your marriage to him have anything to do with whether or not you finish your snacks?

Nonsense, before the snacks are finished, of course I want to fall in love with the snacks!

【...Host, what about after the snacks are finished?Are you really married to him? 】I don't understand the host's thinking.

Do you think the snacks might run out?

【…】All right, this system does not express opinions.

Sheng Yue was tired of beating people, so she sat on a chair and started eating snacks again.

Lei Hao's face is blue and purple, MMP, this snake spirit only slaps people in the face, I have such a pretty face!Just so ruined!

Lei Hao went upstairs directly, never wanting to see this snake spirit again!

Lei Hao called the system in his heart.

How many points do I need to light up my hacking skills?

[Young Master, what are you doing? ]

What are you doing?Hehe, she didn't marry me, I hacked into her system and got married directly!

[...Young master, if you do this, are you sure you won't be beaten by her? ] As a serious system, the safety of the young and old must be put first.

She dares!

[…] Hehe, the system decided not to clarify the truth to the young master. I don’t know why, but I always feel that when that woman is really going crazy, she can do anything.

Tell me, how many points!

[...1000 points. ]

Lei Hao gritted his teeth, change!

[Boss, you only have 999 points in total. ] So, young and old, don't even think about it.

No, isn't there 1999 before?

[Didn’t you exchange the lockpicking skill, Young Master? ] Don’t even think about it, young and old, hackers are not suitable for you.

Calm down, calm down, this young master doesn't care about the mentally handicapped system.

Department of Intellectual Disabilities [...] As long as the eldest and youngest are happy, I can't care about the same as the young and old!

And what about Shengyue at this moment?For the first time ever, I didn't eat snacks.Instead, his eyes were empty, as if his soul had gone out of his body.

【Host, are you okay? 】I don’t know why such a host is a little scared...

no answer.

【Host? 】

【Host, are you still there? 】This host is dead.

Who do you curse to death?I won't die even if you die!

【…】Hehe, this system shouldn't worry about the host, just like her, really...forget it.